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Disguised Weapons
Posted at: 2010-02-09 06:06:07
Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter
From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:



Looks like a normal spoon, right?



Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:



At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.



Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.



This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.
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Tex (2014-04-23 02:43:25)
A small armory? That was a three firearms, how is that a small armory? I'm from Wisconsin, that's America and we could out drink, out shoot and out fuck your country any day!
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qkktmmds (2014-04-14 20:21:02)
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Chris (2014-04-08 10:25:13)
I'm diabetic. Can I get my M16 in a Diet Sprite box?
EdwardNon (2014-04-04 05:45:53)
何とか子どもチがい(マヨネーズ、入っています。大人であって心臓病
gramma (2014-03-25 11:47:05)
Jeff, you are sooo funny.. these make me laugh till tears flow. you people w/o sense of humor need to lighten up and enjoy :)
MalcolmGrey (2014-03-15 20:09:07)
Excuse me, does the M16A2 come with any other soda package? because to be perfectly honest, what is more conspicuous then showing up to a party with Sprite? I mean... Come on man, Sprite?
detroitrockcity22 (2014-03-06 00:57:42)
HAHAHA! This is hilarious!
shitmonger (2014-02-22 22:47:31)
Where can I buy these and for how much?
Shawn (2014-02-20 00:06:41)
Is there honestly no humor left in America? I would have at least appreciated the level of effort the guy put into this. Come on, he was trying to brighten the guys day. For heavens sake, it not like it was an Anit-gun asshat. Seriously!
K-Nude (2014-02-19 20:53:10)
You are my hero. SATYAGRAHA
woah there (2014-01-29 17:20:28)
Damn there's a lot of spam in these comments.
GAYYYY (2014-01-21 02:50:14)
lol this is stupid
Fart Sandwich (2014-01-06 00:35:17)
I'd buy them.
Mr. Dinosauwwrrr (2013-12-23 22:57:44)
haha, fully automatic glock
Brickhead (2013-12-23 12:55:23)
Are those fruit loops in picture one or a scale model of Jeff's DNA?
furrealz (2013-12-05 08:05:36)
insulting a mn with weapons, smooth
Dirrtyg (2013-12-01 11:06:03)
Haha best troll ever
anonymous (2013-11-29 03:01:59)
Hilarious!!!!
KillerB (2013-11-26 13:05:27)
Hands down funniest shit ive ever read!!! seriously man, you my friend are a true comedian!!
slade (2013-11-15 14:34:57)
so much spam
EricZombie (2013-11-03 03:21:40)
You probably shouldn't tell an unhinged person with a small armory of automatic weapons to "fuck off and die".
um lol (2013-11-02 20:41:14)
WTF ARE YOU ALL SAYING@
smellyanus (2013-11-02 01:28:06)
I agree with everyone here.
Orestor (2013-10-31 02:38:19)
Don't write in japanese, motherfuckers

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