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Taco Bell Hauling Service
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:08:25
Original ad:
WE ARE A MOVING COMPANY LOOKING FOR WORK. WILL BE ABLE TO HAUL ANYTHING IN OUR TRUCK WHERE YOU NEED IT
From Timmy Tucker to ********@*********.org

Hi there! I saw your ad about hauling and I would have some work for you. I live in Bedford Hills, and currently do not have a car. I have a regular craving for Taco Bell, however the closest one is in Yorktown Heights. I would be willing to pay you $10 per trip to pick me up 2 cheesy gordita crunches, a steak quesidilla and a pepsi, and haul it to my residence. I'll even tip you with a soft taco if the service is speedy.

Let me know if you are interested.

Thanks!

-Tim

From MOVING to Me
THATS FUNNY YOU NED TO FIND SOMEONE WHO LIVES NEAR YOU WITH A BICYCLE I LIVE IN ASTORIA NY

From Timmy Tucker to MOVING
astoria is not that far, but for your efforts I will offer $15 per trip.

From MOVING to Me
STOP BEING AN ASHOLE OK GO HIRE SOME KID AND TIP HIM YOU $15 THIS IS A MOVING COMPANY

From Timmy Tucker to MOVING

I'm not going to pay some kid on a bike to get my food to me in the freezing cold. I want my food warm, delivered from a professional truck hauling service. What does it matter what you move? How about you put my food in a giant insulated box so you can feel like you are using your F150 to its full hauling potential?

From MOVING to Me
funny i know your not looking for food from taco bell i saw your ad on cl in the labor section before ok.
if you really eat that crap its no wonder your nuts

ye i am gonna spend $20 on gas to make $15 why dont you try hirng a cook or ordering from a place that delivers?

From Timmy Tucker to MOVING
I never posted an ad on there before. and taco bell is suprisingly healthy. i dont want some cook who will spit in my food, and i dont want some delivery guy that will spit in my pizza. i trust taco bell. and $20 for gas? yeah, right. bedford hills is only like 40 miles from astoria. and gas is cheap.

From MOVING to Me

taco bell the cheese isnt even real its plastic yoru better off eating spit
do you know how inexpensive it is to make a taco i make my own tacos are you fat?

From Timmy Tucker to MOVING

that cheese is delicious and authentic. i dont want to make my own taco, i want authentic mexican. where am i supposed to get grade A beef like taco bell anyway? and how the hell am i supposed to know how to make my own taco anyway? what am i, a woman? i didnt realize i was dealing with martha stewart here.

From MOVING to Me

no i think martha stewart is well what she is but you are what you are kinda an idiot do you really think its grade a beef and good cheese because no i think your not even eating that crap?
dont you know what trans fat is? the cheese is plastic i eat there and when it falls on the floor of my truck it dont get moldy like real cheese it gets hard like a piece of plastic. and i can hardly call myself a cook but i try to make basics. opening up a can of beans and heating up a totilla shell isnt martha stewart and who says martha can cook anyways?

From MOVING to Me
listen timmy tucker stupid mother fuck why dont you get yur mom to let her use her bun and put it in there with some mustard and eat it!
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Tbow (2015-04-27 00:53:33)
Hilarious
Chijo (2013-10-24 00:58:38)
Does that guy not understand what cheese does? Any cheese would go hard
the bell (2013-05-21 13:23:49)
i love taco bell shit feed me dog food for the rest of my life
Graci (2013-05-13 22:17:53)
Wow.. MOVING is suck a dick.
Dick Fart (2013-04-04 19:48:51)
Eating spit wtf lol
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Consider the poets, who imagine the rhythms of words. Consider the guy brooding over a letter from the woman he lost. Are these things not work?. Well, they have no idea if I'm halfway there. You know, the weather may change. I may vomit my guts up an
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lolllll (2013-01-10 22:50:28)
""This mover is terrible with grammer huh... I see why he is a "professional mover" looking for work" It's spelt Grammar :D" And it's spelled "spelled".
over 9000 (2012-10-11 16:09:04)
Who the hell "regularly craves" taco bell, other than people who smoke weed all day?
George (2012-09-22 03:30:40)
"authentic mexican... what am I, a woman!?" Sweet mother of fuck. lol!!!
lol (2012-08-03 18:59:56)
"This mover is terrible with grammer huh... I see why he is a "professional mover" looking for work" It's spelt Grammar :D
e (2012-07-22 13:56:34)
No, it didn't. He didn't say "motherfucker".
Sean (2012-07-10 01:32:08)
Timmy Tucker stupid motherfucker. That rymed
Matt from Brooklyn (2012-07-03 10:08:39)
This mover is terrible with grammer huh... I see why he is a "professional mover" looking for work
Iman Azol (2012-06-15 01:15:36)
Nah, the respondent is an illiteratard.
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Cory Hall (2012-03-27 13:32:20)
It's funny, the guy pretty much owned you on every single response, but I guess you can't win them all.
nolegs (2012-03-15 16:09:02)
LOL timmy tucker mother fucker
Davegrrrd (2012-03-06 17:06:45)
They don't seem very professional
Ian (2012-02-22 08:57:52)
Yep, one for the 'target' here i think. Not only did he not overreact to your bs but he was actually polite and helpful, offering you cooking adn dietary tips; i think he is a saint. I may even buy something massive just so i can hire his company.
taco bell (2012-01-30 13:46:42)
that cheese is delicious and authentic.
Indigo (2012-01-03 13:08:21)
My eyes refused to read this guy's emails.
Kman (2011-12-01 19:54:09)
listen timmy tucker stupid mother fuck why dont you get yur mom to let her use her bun and put it in there with some mustard and eat it! holy shit i almost shat myself :D Kman
OSOD (2011-12-01 05:18:02)
The respondent out did you on this one.
Lol (2011-11-30 18:27:14)
Lol
:O) (2011-11-17 16:09:22)
I lost it when I saw that his name was Timmy Tucker
Drake (2011-10-11 04:12:40)
lol "the cheese is plastic" pretty sure plastic can't be digested so if it was plastic i'm sure taco bell would be shut down. i love taco bell
Ben (2011-09-22 03:52:28)
Your mom's fiction
MOVNF (2011-09-01 02:16:58)
TROLOLOLOLLOLO
LMAO (2011-08-20 00:35:13)
its amazing how long the moving commpany entertained him and even suggested he make his own meals.LOL
Yorktowner (2011-07-23 14:56:07)
Holy Shit! I freaked when I saw this I live right by there.
m (2011-07-23 09:47:31)
definitely fiction. And the only fiction that i like to read is gay romance novels
m (2011-07-22 06:49:51)
I think these emails are all works of fiction Seems like all people you 'email' start swearing and scolding way too soon. reminds me of that jerry-springish Operation Repo.
anonymous (2011-07-12 16:14:53)
Trollerz r gay
LOOKING FOR MOVING (2011-06-26 12:24:13)
IF THERES ANYONE I TRUST TO HAUL MY SHIT ITS THE GUY WHO USES ALL CAPS AND NO PUNCTUATION THIS GUY SEEMS TRUSTWORTHY MOVE MY SHIT PLESE
MOVING (2011-06-05 11:50:57)
I'm Being a Trooolllololololololol
MOVING (2011-06-04 01:13:20)
get rid of this
Tacos.ftw (2011-05-28 01:22:11)
Guy was to stupid to realise he was being trolled...must be a kfc fanboy :D
anonymous (2011-05-24 21:17:11)
That cheese is authentic and delicious.
woman hitter (2011-04-04 18:46:15)
lol so true man, so true
Dan (2011-04-02 20:47:05)
@ Anonymous, Actually Yum Foods owns Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC, Long John Silvers, and I may have missed a few more
Anonymous (2011-03-26 03:03:41)
@MQGOD Taco Bell owns KFC Also, caps lock much?
Anna (2011-02-10 15:32:16)
"but you are what you are kinda an idiot" Oh sweet, sweet irony.
Sociopath (2011-02-10 04:00:08)
But the cheese is so good!
anonymous (2011-01-18 16:43:51)
@what name you're an idiot
Antonio (2011-01-14 00:13:39)
It just goes to show that you need to use a different alias each time you do this or people will recognize you. You used Timmy Tucker at least three times before this one. No wonder he recognized you.
What name? (2010-12-25 05:21:23)
Hahaha Tim is such a bitch. He's not even as funny as mike he sucks ass. If they're the same guy then he needs a different approach with Tim.
Juan Gomez (2010-12-15 13:49:49)
That moving man obviously is a Mexican with a Mexican wife who makes his tacos. Otherwise he wouldn't be insulting fine Mexican food like Taco Bell. After i got divorced from Maria, Taco Bell became my only place to get great food from my homeland.
anonymous (2010-12-03 16:22:42)
Crying...I am crying! Good Stuff!
Anonymous (2010-10-15 17:29:15)
illiteracy ... yikes
dumbledoresroofies (2010-10-07 00:18:00)
Lol dumbass mover cant even spell
MQGod (2010-10-03 21:42:25)
he's obviously from KFC.
LMBAO (2010-09-28 11:19:12)
Obviously this dude isn't 420 friendly dissin Taco Bell like that. That place has saved my life many a hungry, hungover nights
anonymous (2010-09-26 18:45:56)
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
lame (2010-09-21 18:39:43)
Youve never eating mustard of your moms buns? oh wait, now i get it. gross
mark (2010-09-21 09:11:25)
pretty sure mr. tucker is trying to think outside the bun on this on. so why would he be interested in his moms bun and mustard?
TruthTeller (2010-09-19 12:25:26)
Taco Bell sucks butt
With Commas: (2010-08-21 00:28:27)
no, i think martha stewart is, well, what she is, but you are what you are, kinda an idiot
ReaganCriedWolf (2010-08-19 09:28:26)
*Understand. I wish the comment boxes allowed more characters. Oh and, if the cheese from Taco Bell is plastic, then what the fuck is it doing tasting like cheese? 8|
ReaganCriedWolf (2010-08-19 09:25:24)
I knew this was going to be epic when it said "From Timmy Tucker to MOVING". Can someone tell me what this means, though?: "why dont you get yur mom to let her use her bun and put it in there with some mustard and eat it!" I don't u
??? (2010-08-14 03:34:31)
the mover is a tard cheese only gets moldy half the time once i dropped a piece of cheese in one of my cabinets and it turned hard and plastic and it was real cheese
APE-dogg (2010-08-11 15:22:51)
How about you put my food in a giant insulated box so you can feel like you are using your F150 to its full hauling potential? - EPIC WIN!!
TB (2010-07-26 06:43:39)
Douchebag dissed Taco Bell... :P
MM (2010-07-11 17:17:28)
*opportunity I noticed the typo right after I hit submit. :i
MM (2010-07-11 17:16:06)
How could that guy pass up on an oppurtunity to say "Listen Timmy Tucker, mother fucker"? I'm a little disappointed in this guy.
anonymous (2010-06-28 21:56:54)
Messing with people from my dear hometown.. unforgivable o_o eh it was kinda funny
anonymous (2010-06-23 13:57:48)
The utter incoherence of his last two responses is hilarious.
David (2010-06-19 22:15:50)
"listen timmy tucker stupid mother fuck why dont you get yur mom to let her use her bun and put it in there with some mustard and eat it!" LOLOLOL
David (2010-06-19 22:15:41)
"listen timmy tucker stupid mother fuck why dont you get yur mom to let her use her bun and put it in there with some mustard and eat it!" LOLOLOL
QEScarfacE (2010-06-12 21:11:38)
itz only 40 mile away and plus gas is cheap. lol
fake (2010-06-08 12:40:14)
he could have made it a bit less obvious, no one would respond in the way that the removal guy does in penultimate post
Ronaldinho (2010-06-06 00:15:15)
Awesome!
Mmm Plastic Cheese (2010-06-02 21:22:22)
"do you know how inexpensive it is to make a taco i make my own tacos are you fat?" HAHAH.... laughed so damn hard. and the last line of it all too. GET YOUR MOM TO LET HER USE HER BUN & PUT SOME MUSTARD IN A BUN AND EAT IT :@
Timmmmay (2010-05-20 08:02:44)
That last line got me in tears!
Regular (2010-05-18 10:24:26)
"How about you put my food in a giant insulated box so you can feel like you are using your F150 to its full hauling potential?" Amazing.
funny shit :) (2010-05-16 00:00:35)
and how the hell am i supposed to know how to make my own taco anyway? what am i, a woman?
Delaware had no idea (2010-05-06 04:28:59)
LOL, what kind of company is that? writing in all caps, and swearing and arguing. I think it is some troll or scam or just one person pretending to be a company, or some very crappy company. lol
Name (2010-05-05 20:08:22)
Why does this guy insist on arguing?
Rob Derhak (2010-04-30 21:29:56)
Tmmy Tucker was a friend of mine!
Lorne (2010-04-30 00:49:51)
'the cheese is delicisiou and authentic' LOL
Phil (2010-04-20 22:35:06)
That guy is good at making run-on sentences are you fat?
Confused (2010-04-18 03:40:44)
Am I the only one that couldn't understand what that dude was saying? And why would he leave the cheese on the floor of his truck? And why were the first few responses all in caps?
Zachs (2010-04-07 00:13:23)
He should have gone with "..Timmy Tucker and Mother fucker" he'd have atleast been rhyming
Daryl (2010-04-02 02:53:08)
I find it ironic that he is calling someone a "stupid mother fuck" when he obviously didn't pass 4th grade English.
Phil (2010-03-30 22:54:52)
Funny when your target plays along. LOL
T (2010-03-24 19:23:41)
He got you there haha
anonymous (2010-03-18 16:29:14)
timmy tucker mother fucker.. luv it ah dat dude was a ledgend get ur mom to let her use her bun ah he was hilarious
Jock (2010-03-11 08:50:17)
That dude is a star !
Mike (2010-03-06 22:44:34)
I could shove a pen in my dog's asshole and have him scooch around on a piece of paper and the spelling and grammar would be better than what this guy wrote.
anonymous (2010-03-05 23:15:00)
Fffaaakkkkkeeeee
A (2010-03-02 20:39:44)
What am I a woman? HaHa
TriXy (2010-03-02 03:40:30)
I love Taco bell :)
J (2010-02-27 11:01:55)
Porch Monkey
l (2010-02-26 14:03:59)
nigger
About Cheese (2010-02-25 22:06:10)
Wait, ALL cheese turns hard, and gets moldy eventually. This moving company doesn't even know how cheese gets old. Morons.
Cupid (2010-02-24 16:56:04)
Timmy, I think Moving likes you.
HAHA (2010-02-18 17:47:52)
haha 'the cheese is delicious and authentic' made my day
Dax (2010-02-16 18:09:07)
Amazing busting out with the rhyme at the end. Classic!
anonymous (2010-01-20 19:45:32)
He should of said" listen timmy tucker stupid mother fucker" because then it would of rhymed.:) Lol insulated box"xDD
daevablacc (2010-01-11 06:26:33)
I love that this guy keeps responding, lol
coz (2010-01-05 14:02:18)
wooo bedford hills represent
trabana (2010-01-02 18:12:04)
LOL i love how he tries to lecture him about nutritional value of taco bell . XD
The Kidd (2009-12-04 14:02:01)
That moving guy seemed retarded anyway
Chyppe Crosby (2009-12-03 00:36:33)
Did someone say bacon?
tiffany stevenson (2009-12-03 00:32:55)
i like to just get a lil styrofoam cup of taco bells beef when i go there. if i could get it delivered, man that'd be the shit!
hnic (2009-11-28 11:01:21)
lmao@"i want authentic mexican" & "i trust taco bell"
androoxc (2009-11-24 03:51:49)
I like how this man was so lazy, he could never quite reach the Shift Key. lmao
MBII (2009-10-29 17:23:49)
wtf is wrong with this guy, taco bell is win....and now im hungry as fuck, we need a taco bell on campus
Anon (2009-10-19 01:40:35)
Yorktown Heights is where I live... there actually is a Taco Bell here. Bedford is right down the road, lol
moe (2009-10-11 13:14:41)
that guy has time to wast
halfkneegrow (2009-10-08 22:13:42)
"i make my own tacos are you fat?" LMAO
alex (2009-10-05 07:12:40)
i love how this guy gets all high and mighty about how he hates taco bell over craigslist when clearly this guy is just trying to waste his time
Allah (2009-09-23 03:22:22)
haha i want authentic Mexican
AndLOL (2009-09-20 22:44:27)
AndLOL post cut off.
LOOOOOL (2009-09-20 22:43:20)
I find it funny that people are actually bitching at the moving company guy, seriously. How fuckin serious would you take some guy askin for some two big burly guys who moves couches all day to come and deliver him his crunchwrap, personally Id take it as
no way (2009-09-18 18:50:45)
no way
Eric (2009-09-12 22:23:37)
My God 10-year-olds run moving companies now, or this guy is a really immature adult augh! Faith in Humanity falling even further. This site is funny but man the people you mess with just wreck my Faith in Humanity
OhHoHo (2009-09-03 12:12:59)
At least he was entertaining.
Gimpy (2009-09-03 00:55:08)
Very professional sounding company. ALL CAPS MEANS WE SERIOUS BUSINESS!
? (2009-08-30 11:52:21)
Is this supposed to be funny?
ASK (2009-08-27 03:52:27)
Wtf. A person who is trying to start up a moving company writes emails like these?
Mr Pink (2009-08-23 05:56:16)
'listen timmy tucker stupid mother fuck' Rofl.
Dan (2009-08-20 08:17:25)
so does this guy ALWAYS get drunk before firing off emails to his customers?
Nina (2009-08-18 12:02:12)
Oh gawd :'D
Yo (2009-08-17 16:33:28)
Duncan, please just shut it.
timmy tucker (2009-08-14 05:51:28)
timmy tucker stupid mother fuck... HAHAHAHAA
anonymous (2009-08-13 06:15:14)
my balls are aching
Wow (2009-08-12 21:00:06)
"Dear god! Can the original poster, please learn proper grammar, and how to spell? How do you expect anyone take you serious, if you can't even speak properly?" epic epic epic fail
glenda (2009-08-09 15:02:21)
That guy needs to use periods. WTF is with his last post? Stupid.
Ben (2009-08-07 05:41:18)
Dear god! Can the original poster, please learn proper grammar, and how to spell? How do you expect anyone take you serious, if you can't even speak properly?
zoe (2009-08-06 10:39:37)
you have just found another you, if you know what i mean
Northeast (2009-08-04 14:14:11)
No, we know the difference between authentic mexican and Taco Bell; we just don't have the choice most of the time...
anonymous (2009-07-26 00:10:00)
It's surprising how unprofessionally the mover guy starts getting so insulting and enraged.
anonymous (2009-07-25 19:12:38)
"i want authentic mexican" I love this but sadly people in the Northeast really do think taco bell is real mexican food.
Anon. (2009-07-24 02:48:47)
He says Timmy is crazy for eating Taco Bell but then says he eats it? Hahaha
will (2009-07-23 22:40:37)
it started off funny but then got pretty gay
uhm (2009-07-23 21:55:55)
He should have said "my mom is dead..."
l1qu1dsk1e (2009-07-21 02:17:30)
LOL I wish he would have said. Ill spit in your food :) and see where the convo went that way. Hillarious though
Mac (2009-07-20 13:41:22)
English: 1 Trucker: 0
taco bell is cool (2009-07-19 23:12:11)
what kind of bastard doesn't like taco bell?
mmm tacos (2009-07-14 13:03:06)
now i want taco bell :/
disappointed (2009-07-11 12:33:46)
i'm a little sad that MOVING missed a perfectly good opportunity to rhyme timmy tucker with mother fucker. i like rhymes.
hanlin (2009-07-09 17:39:18)
i love that this cat continues the conversation, where as most people just want it to go away
OMG (2009-07-08 19:20:39)
I am in heaven. Please post more. Please.
OMG (2009-07-08 19:14:52)
I am laughing so hard, I closed my window so the neighbors can't hear me ...
Joe (2009-07-02 17:59:16)
"listen timmy tucker stupid mother fuck why dont you get yur mom to let her use her bun and put it in there with some mustard and eat it!" What the fuck does that mean?
rob (2009-06-30 20:15:00)
What Craigs list ad was he reffering too?
Team Trucker! (2009-06-30 10:52:15)
The trucker seems like a nice guy just
Scott (2009-06-26 13:59:12)
@lkals It upsets me too, but this guy's(MOVING) parents are clearly related.
lkals (2009-06-25 10:16:15)
I don't understand why people can't use punctuation anymore. It's nauseating.
anonymous (2009-06-22 10:27:55)
hahaha I cant believe that the guy kept it going that long
ohno. (2009-06-22 05:28:13)
yeahhh the trucker won that one... trucker: 1 asshole: 0
anonymous (2009-06-19 13:38:34)
"no i think martha stewart is well what she is but you are what you are kinda an idiot" lol wut?
Q (2009-06-17 21:58:28)
Trucker won that one.
lols (2009-06-17 13:43:51)
the cheese is delicious and authentic
admin (2009-06-16 16:14:47)
Meg, there are more. the ones on the side are just the 30 latest - check the archive link on the left side
Meg (2009-06-16 16:06:30)
I am SO sad...this was the last one I read. There are no more. Dang! Post more, dude.
Zyrden (2009-06-14 08:58:18)
"when it falls on the floor on my truck it dont get moldy like real cheese" Very conclusive lmao
1j3b3h7 (2009-06-14 03:58:09)
Is this stupid fuck even speaking English? No,he's not. And apparently he's a health expert.
Tim (2009-06-13 11:16:34)
He missed a win " listen timmy tucker stupid mother fuck..er. "
AC (2009-06-13 01:14:59)
I think I live next to this guy..
anonymous (2009-06-12 23:24:51)
this man is a true champion. I like how he left the CAPS LOCK on for most of it.
George Washington (2009-06-12 17:09:47)
lolwut

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