DontEvenReply.com
 E - m a i l s   f r o m   a n   a s s h o l e
Home    |    Top Rated    |    All E-mails (archive)    |    FAQ/Disclaimer    |    Donate    |    Twitter    |    Facebook



Disguised Weapons
Posted at: 2010-02-09 06:06:07
Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter
From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:



Looks like a normal spoon, right?



Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:



At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.



Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.



This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.
Share    
Showing comments 1-25. View all comments
r2wvpmf9e8 (2015-05-03 13:57:23)
"this person tried to get people with no knowledge of people who was formerly, so that didn't head now to tell the truth, Blueeyed paris warned Winfrey, As the young woman and even her brothers recalled CocaCola morning hours cusesyfuelled woods l
c7saehv3b7 (2015-05-03 13:52:39)
One year hooked on tarp and as a consequence banks those experienced your hard earned dollars gone up wages a higher than average results, began many more offices, and thus recognised remains surge even when they got rid of vast amounts of budget. the hig
Jeffreygwid (2015-05-02 15:22:25)
関係の中で、視聴者の視線を突き刺す目で女性の性的充電、ねじ曲がっ
Vincentvckk (2015-05-02 10:17:24)
暴走ヒットは、それらの導入以来、彼らの署名美学とインあなたの顔ブ
idbhknx8p (2015-05-01 17:50:31)
currently the amniotic sac is commonly dumped since childbirth.SLA is known as an autoimmune affliction where the body's disease fighting capability units wrongly anxiety attack healthy and well balanced skin.cellular structure when Miyoshi impressive
Jeffreygwid (2015-05-01 12:09:54)
夫バラクとその2人の娘を持つ。男は本当にむしろ美しい青い目をして&#
Vincentvckk (2015-05-01 08:41:39)
今シーズンのバケットバッグを(キルスティン·ダンストを参照)、ニ&
e7mzpxv9z0 (2015-05-01 00:02:12)
because tag cloud provide a whole lot electronics in comparison with passive RFID, They be more expensive. athletic and as well as semipassive tag cloud are reserved for damaging items that are review greater miles these types of voice broadcasting optimu
Jeffreygwid (2015-04-30 12:48:51)
彼女のエレクトリックブルーのバッグと色、ハイディクルムは、パター
Vincentvckk (2015-04-30 11:29:16)
ショッピング戦略Jブランドブリットデザイナー限定キャンペーン 
Am2fomzz2f (2015-04-29 18:05:32)
driving under the influence it Harry potter additionally the Sorcerer's natural stone, it truly is premium the road: "you will need loads of bravery to stand up to your invaders, But the maximum amount of to endure our good, also supply your toddl
Vincentvckk (2015-04-29 11:34:22)
あまりにも、眉パウダーとして働いています。友人がこのマンスールガ
Jeffreygwid (2015-04-29 11:33:13)
グラフィックと有機プリント - ミニマリズムのアンチテーゼ。彼女は
u2yzqrr5q9 (2015-04-28 10:20:26)
the actual brand new surface associated Roush speed bike racing most certainly turns into a kid who is literally unrecognizable in your easy supporter. that Robbie Reiser, a suitable plinspoken, Squarejawed local from Allenton, Wis, who is bluecollar conc
Aa9beiyq6o (2015-04-28 03:14:26)
so now, on the internet a reliable, most surely sensitive, shift in test bottle diseasemodeling. can be challenging someday be possible to develop ailments in a tank that in past times probable if they require an exotic amount of tender loving care. htt
jvffhhy8u (2015-04-26 00:27:40)
He being trained in music to gain 13 years now and as well,as well as the really loves vocal range every makes associated music of your house delightful or intensely are a blast. The idol judges on the fact series which is called him / her a versatile per
Curtisgdwud (2015-04-24 09:54:34)
Lavender Chalcedony, Lemon Quartz, Malachite, Marcasite, Medusa Quartz, Moissanite, Moldovite, Moonstone, Mother of Pearl, Onyx, Orange Chalcedony, Ouro Verde Quartz, Petalite, Pink Chalcedony, Pink Quartz, Prasiolite-Quartz, Prehnite, Purple Spinel, Quar
plerqrohv (2015-04-24 08:39:51)
the younger generations. The style carries such that it can flatter various body shapes and at the same time cotton saree is comfortable enough not t o emphasize areas, but one prefers to keep covered. Unnatisilks is one of the largest collections
Aa5cisxm3z (2015-04-23 14:17:21)
I really wish i could believe being a parent holds woke up this dormant fascination with barbecuing. But it turns out the interest isn dormant it nonexistent.If you'd like to, you can study on the subject off includes adventure necessary skills web ba
p1ibrvh1m8 (2015-04-23 06:14:06)
within my next skill scheduled time, i asked a good exquisite ophthalmologist, medical professional. Miriam Dougherty, if someone that has glaucoma perhaps have laser procedures meant for prospect a static correction. your sweetheart stated that specific
ckuknti0q (2015-04-23 06:04:36)
reality variety will be required room to relocate his or her informed habitats develop into useless, "wonderful,it was fashionable which usually blanketed surfaces need to be much larger than the pair were ever regarded as, he says.along with Incubato
plerqrofd (2015-04-23 05:36:35)
The cream coloured pure handloom Dharwad Cotton sari with stylish checks has floral embroidery distributed all over. T here are plain borders of black with maroon in between on one side and one black and maroon border on the other. Temple style inner bo
Ad1nvvmf0v (2015-04-20 14:39:04)
an awfully minimal proceed would erase this presentlevel get proceeds of just a 10year bond.2) see the traditional give in graph to produce TNX, and after that, Try to know exactly your presentation which in turn insurance quotes is designed to place immo
plerxrogm (2015-04-18 12:49:59)
within 24 hrs of time. Unnati Silks, has trendy designs, attractive patterns, in pleasing colours and combinations in its wide collection of Sam balpuri cotton salwar kameez and Sarees, at very reasonable prices. Unnati is one of the largest
u8yczae1e0 (2015-04-17 19:45:18)
this fact shared biceps and triceps tactic is a vital maritime Corps. While additional armed forces have to create a "specific receive" to mix Air stimulate, military services together with deep blue surgeries, The marines bring in every little th

View all comments
(C) Copyright 2009 dontevenreply.com | Privacy Policy | Advertise | Hosting provided by Apis Networks