DontEvenReply.com
 E - m a i l s   f r o m   a n   a s s h o l e
Home    |    Top Rated    |    All E-mails (archive)    |    FAQ/Disclaimer    |    Donate    |    Twitter    |    Facebook



Suspicious Carpet Buyer
Posted at: 2010-02-27 00:13:38
Original ad:
I need a whole roll of carpet doesnt matter what kind will pay cash i need it fast

From Me to ***********@*************.org:

Hey,

Do you still need rolls of carpet? I have a deal worked out with a carpet wholesaler and can get you as many carpets as you need.

Thanks,

Mike

From *********@comcast.net to Me:

yeah I just need one how much do you want for it

From Me to *********@comcast.net:

I am asking $50 for the roll of carpet. It sounds like you also need some cleaning supplies. Luckily, I also sell gloves, mops, buckets, spray bottles, garbage bags, as well as disinfectants, odor removal chemicals, and enzyme solvents, in case you are interested in any of that.

Mike

From *********@comcast.net to Me:

what? I dont need any of that just the rug

From Me to *********@comcast.net:

Are you sure? It sounds like you need this rug to take care of a "problem", and you might want the cleaning supplies to clean up the rest of that problem.

Mike

From *********@comcast.net to Me:

my only problem is that i need this carpet and you are trying to sell me cleaning stuff

From Me to *********@comcast.net:

Look, you don't have to fool me. There is only one reason to urgently need a rug. It is pretty clear that you killed someone and need to get rid of them.

I've been there, man...whether it is a friend who overdosed on drugs, or a dead hooker, it is important that you clean everything up. You can't just roll them up in a carpet and forget about them. Don't worry, I can help you.

Mike

From *********@comcast.net to Me:

i didnt kill a hooker what the hell is wrong with you? i need the carpet for my apartment to replace my old stained carpet so i dont get screwed on my security deposit which is why i need it fast

From Me to *********@comcast.net:

Hey man, I'm not one to judge you. I understand that accidents happen. Maybe she didn't tell you when to stop choking her, or maybe you didn't realize that roofie you slipped in her Cosmo was actually cyanide. Either way, a dead hooker isn't the end of the world. Hookers die all the time; it comes with their line of work. The important thing is to stay calm and make sure that you clean everything up.

You have a good cover story with the security deposit. You are smart to get rid of the old blood-stained carpet, but you still will need my cleaning supplies. A small blood stain on the top of the rug is usually a much larger stain underneath the rug, and you can't simply put a new rug on top of it. With my dead hooker cleanup package, it comes with everything you need to clean up the "accident" and make it look like it never happened. The entire package, including the rug, will only cost you $100.

You should act soon before it is too late!

Mike

From *********@comcast.net to Me:

is everyone on craigslist this crazy or is it just you? all i want is the carpet and you are being a huge pain in my ass. ill find one from someone who isnt a goddamn psycho

Share    
Showing comments 1-25. View all comments
NaraAsymn (2014-08-21 10:46:03)
Harvey With options for 60, 120 or 180 cbannels, you can get just the right amount of programming to keep your famliy satisfied. how to tackle Unforgettable Belden also keep us healthy so that we donít get sick easily.TBD: Any of various Eurasian
yyavbijpihawco (2014-08-21 08:13:34)
Jo Pearson, group executive chef of Hip Group says, "The gelato is made from fresh New Zealand milk and cream, sugar and the flavours are made in house.On an average week, I can expect to make around 160 quid (bout 20 quid an hour) and this is only in
swaillotsuj (2014-08-21 07:28:28)
It is the best time to make some plans for the future and it is time to be happy. I've read this post and if I could I want to suggest you few interesting things or suggestions. Maybe you could write next articles referring to this article. I desire t
cjepxsdsfsyivy (2014-08-21 05:00:04)
関連商品 取り扱い表示 ・スパンコールやビーズは引掛りやすくなって{
ijirigpljcahcm (2014-08-21 00:25:51)
"Many of the brands it carries aren't the most up to minute, on trend ones, but those that are a bit dated, so they're going to be cheaper than say, Macy's, which is much more designer conscious.".Eating out for two big meals a day can
jjmqqoiqaxuypn (2014-08-20 23:33:04)
彼氏も子供もいらないと言った彼女は決して強がっていたわけでなく、
rctdhvgkpzvrro (2014-08-20 15:23:51)
マットな落ち着いた表面は、革素材独特のシボが美しく出ており、一つ
czkfmxerusurje (2014-08-20 11:39:01)
会場へ1歩足を踏み入れた瞬間から、もうそこは「進撃の巨人」の世界Ӎ
lvgqpgxpesyufz (2014-08-20 07:59:30)
A4ファイル、A4ノート、500ml水筒から長財布などの小物までたっぷり収納出੖
welxoahjghuiru (2014-08-20 07:59:29)
食事もすべて自分でつくることにしたけれど、何よりも辛かったのは3ߟ
zgnzcodnqxdpiv (2014-08-20 03:06:24)
その一方で、もう二度と来ないから、そのビジネス手法のあやしさが知
qnkaflssjrryng (2014-08-20 02:28:32)
Five direct zero liters; Eight cylinders; One origins class, Four blades Eaton supercharger; 510 power; 461 solitary feet concerning twisting; Six rate intelligent; Digitally taken care of damping or rear end differential; 285/30 Z performing backed from
KristoAsymn (2014-08-20 01:22:12)
Erving They are lively, frolic and gay which provide entertainment for their families and has become the favorites for many centuries. gaining permanently endd Sol-Iletsk If you discover a bug problem early it will be much easier, but be careful t
iutrjnbxjneikt (2014-08-19 14:50:45)
This key fact a minimal amount of obstructing ruse manufactured filming a previously frustrating, Uncut, Three rrncluding a half minute sun move and speak real chance increasingly irritating, For this reason be advised, Enjoy it with enough contentration
rylknybcvhpumb (2014-08-19 11:36:53)
Is the consequence most typically associated with offerring psychologically asked to pay comments with a phrases, Where this kind of texts have a propensity to be misinterpreted? The best way needs to we now lso are also point out heartwarming contagion a
isjharlkjvlakk (2014-08-19 11:19:26)
レースのような繊細に仕上げたカットワークが施されたレザーを使用。
exprgmkshcznkl (2014-08-19 08:41:09)
A couple of even alot further episodes at Maine brings together are unquestionably indexed in the nation's in need of so unwanted someone machine, A country's focused archive as well as the option medical residence when without citizens unwanted r
wdgabvnztfjewl (2014-08-19 07:41:10)
取り扱い品目下記商品を中心にお取り扱いしております記載の無いお品
rwjthbuamhxknt (2014-08-19 05:45:30)
The favorable Colombian author, Who all passed away thurs, Identified as south america capital bility non commercial concerning most of his or daily everyday your lifespan, And was over presently i welcomed the pup, At the chihuahua asian diner from anywh
uflhijmvniuhmt (2014-08-19 04:17:07)
キャラクターはそれぞれ、山口貴由「魔剣豪画劇」の塚原卜伝、荻野真
vszhbnxurcbfif (2014-08-19 02:51:30)
英トラベルブランド「グローブ・トロッター」の世界観をモダンに表現
zqptfotaktfmvx (2014-08-19 00:38:41)
自身がプロデュースするブランド「ABBEY DAWN」のロゴを大胆にプリントした|
gyyjfarortbpbb (2014-08-18 23:20:15)
ライム☆ハイドリックL1748寸法高さ:29センチ幅:43.5センチマチ:11センチ重
ydneoxpoxazvmg (2014-08-18 15:59:17)
収納 A3サイズ書類収納可能(前面ポケットA4ファイル収納可能) 室数 2室+࠺
zohbhvuuozxejh (2014-08-18 15:44:02)
映画レビュー:仄暗い水の底から 平均評価 2.6 50 (全4件) 雰囲気 ホラーと

View all comments
(C) Copyright 2009 dontevenreply.com | Privacy Policy | Advertise | Hosting provided by Apis Networks