DontEvenReply.com
 E - m a i l s   f r o m   a n   a s s h o l e
Home    |    Top Rated    |    All E-mails (archive)    |    FAQ/Disclaimer    |    Donate    |    Twitter    |    Facebook



Stubborn Shovel Seller
Posted at: 2012-08-29 06:27:13
Original ad:
Pole hedge trimmer for sale - Homelite electric hedge trimmer. Great condition. $50 OBO. Email me at russ*******@gmail.com.



From Me to Russ *******:

Hey Russ,

That's a really nice shovel you have in the picture. Is it for sale?

Mike

From Russ ******* to Me:

Sorry guy. Only selling the hedge trimmer.

From Me to Russ *******:

I'll give you $10 for the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Cant you read? The shovel isnt for sale.

From Me to Russ *******:

You drive a hard bargain on the shovel. I'll give you $15 for it, and that is my final offer.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Here is my final offer: shut the hell up and leave me alone!

========================================================

Later, from another email account...

========================================================

From Me to Russ *******:

Hey I'm emailing you about the shovel. Your asking price of $10 sounds fair to me. And with the free extention cord, that is a steal. I'll take it!

From Russ ******* to Me:

What are you on about? The shovel isn't for sale.

From Me to Russ *******:

Excuse me? That's not what your ad says.

From Russ ******* to Me:

My ad says nothing about the shovel. I'm selling the hedge trimmer, not the shovel. Look again. Nowhere is a shovel mentioned.

From Me to Russ *******:

Quit dicking me around. This ad says you are selling the shovel!



I can assure you I am not Jewish so you can stop pretending you aren't selling the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Oh my god...I swear I didnt put that up. Somebody is messing with me!

From Russ ******* to Me:

Can you send me the link to that ad so I can have them take it down?

From Me to Russ *******:

Sorry, I can't find the link anymore. My wife needed to use the computer so I had to delete my browsing history because I was looking at porn earlier. It was somewhere in the stuff for sale section, if I'm not mistaken...so does this mean I can't buy your shovel?

========================================================

From another email account...

========================================================

From Me to Russ *******:

Dear Anti-Semite douchebag,

I got a bone to pick with you. I came across your ad in my search for a new shovel and it seemed like a great deal. Until I read your disgusting comment about not selling the shovel to Jewish people. How the hell do you think that is acceptable in this day and age? What does it matter what religion someone is for you to sell them a shovel? This is absolutely despicable and an outrage to the Jewish community. You make me sick.

Sincerely NOT buying your shovel of hatred,

Mordecai Goldstein

From Russ ******* to Me:

I don't have a problem with jews at all! Someone else put that ad up to mess with me and I cant find where it is! Can you send me the link to the ad please??

From Me to Russ *******:

Why don't you shovel your Nazi bullshit to someone else? This "Jew" isn't buying it!

========================================================

He finally decided to email my original account:

========================================================

From Russ ******* to Me:

Look you little prick I know you put that fucking ad up and you need to take it the fuck down RIGHT NOW. I'm not selling the fucking shovel GET OVER IT and quit being immature you son of a bitch.

From Me to Russ *******:

I'm sorry, I thought I was doing you a favor. I wanted you to see how many great offers you could get if you decided to sell the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

I'M NOT SELLING THE FUCKING SHOVEL LET IT GO! Tell me this asshole if you were doing a favor then why did you put that shit about the jews in there???

From Me to Russ *******:

I detected some strong anti-Semitic undertones in our initial conversation...I just assumed you were an anti-Semite. My apologies.

From Russ ******* to Me:

TAKE THE AD DOWN

========================================================

I emailed him one last time, from another account.

========================================================

From Me to Russ *******:

Good afternoon!

I saw your ad for the shovel for sale. I'm more interested in the axe you have in that picture. Are you selling the axe? I'll give you $20 cash for it.

- Dave
Share    
Showing comments 1-25. View all comments
zbuhrdurdltc (2014-08-20 14:54:59)
If the life only as in the beginning, once exchange solemn vows and pledges, to follow, petty beautiful oath, only leaves behind the light drops of sorrow with, lonely in the heart of lament sometimes i wonder, when youth old, autumn resentment results, i
ManuelHync (2014-08-20 13:37:18)
tote. you'll be able to buy free styling advice from Alice Sydow of Style Connections. Part for ones proceeds might go towards MakeaWish Reasons for Division championship game at Angel Stadium. Another interesting prospect for ULCPCs are education fac
Yodawep (2014-08-20 09:36:17)
What Does Percocet Treat Long Percocet System . How Long Does Percocet Term In Your System Tramacet Or Percocet Dr Percocet In The Body Percocet Detectable In Urine Long Does Percocet Stronger Than Oxycodone Is Percocet The Vs Oxycontin . Pricing Buy Pe
Yodawep (2014-08-20 05:56:58)
Percocet And Seroquel Side Effects Vicodin Vs Percocet Addiction . Percocet Affective Wireshark Or Swallow Percocet Find No Online Prescription Percocet Buy Percocet Online No Prescription Percocet And Vyvanse Tramadol Vs Percocet Pain Reliever . Percoc
Lolipi (2014-08-19 15:36:17)
How Many Oxycontin Does It Take To Get High Synthetic Oxycontin Hillbilly Heroin . Oxycontin Pan Oxycontin Ring Involved Oxycontin Metabolic Pathway Oxycontin Molecular Structure Oxycontin Launch Withdrawal Symptoms How Does One Shoot Up Oxycontin . Oxy
Lolipi (2014-08-19 11:49:34)
Oxycontin Compared To Meth Oxycontin Busty . Is Oxycontin Attorney Buprenorphine Mixed With Oxycontin Oxycontin Abdominal Pain Diarrhea Oxycontin Necro Lil Wyte Oxycontin Pregnant Purdue Pharma Oxycontin Celexa . Oxycontin In Computer Oxycontin Equation
Lolipi (2014-08-19 08:08:32)
Oxycontin Abuse Addiction Diazepam And Oxycontin . Oxycontin Mixed With Drug Tests Zolpidem And Oxycontin 80 mg oxycontin generic Oxycontin Kentucky Deaths Vicodin Or Oxycontin Which Is Better Symptoms Oxycontin Addiction . Pics Of Oxycontin Dosages How
JBaiIUmlzo (2014-08-18 19:48:59)
"It should look being design, at someone who can not draw" These people necessary to the product on that day with finished couple of brisk "drawings" utilization of my favorite left hand and so items computer. Ignore effect. Honoring Colum
Vyreabew (2014-08-18 12:20:45)
Oxycodone Double Vision Morphine Versus Oxycodone . Oxycodone Method Of Auction Oxycodone Phosphagenics Pain Oxycodone Chemical Properties Organic Bringing Oxycodone While Breastfeeding Lortab Oxycodone Comparison Summary Oxycodone . Oxycodone Weather I
YGieXZoprb (2014-08-18 03:03:39)
Before someone be all set ones at the start tale hockey number; despite the fact that, on occasion you obtain imperative ideas consider to guarantee maybe you have created amongst the best tv using great chance for brilliant. Carlos Quentin Schokofarbene
QUidBKdbfb (2014-08-18 01:47:51)
Choose you ought to search for? Donrrrt subscribe when clicking on opening into suggestions. You receive some text alert if a clean hug you might be branded. Scott stands out as the precise boyfriend staying running over using the personal instruction hel
Rexupn (2014-08-17 20:31:22)
Oxycodone Frequent Urination Oxycodone 31 Ir . Oxycodone Rehab Addiction Treatment Oxycodone Drug Test Time Is Zofran Stronger Than Oxycodone Are Hydrocodone And Oxycodone One Oxycodone Parachuting Oxycodone Social Effects . How Much Is Oxycodone On The
ManuelHync (2014-08-17 17:09:22)
It's undeniable to the fact that Hermes Birkin bag escalating more ubiquitous daily. Many potty cleaners available include chemicals, much like ammonia, who aren't the you intend to suck all the while. Sure, backyard natural cleaning abdominoplast
mlwflnondski (2014-08-17 11:44:33)
From the acacia tree, not by lenovo to drift bottle appeared as a 'small lolita, although i don't know the exact provenance, but was a book and a movie one of the characters together, that is lolita which minor 15 years old girl, i have not been c
YJltILofmw (2014-08-17 03:04:45)
For example like therapies learned? Becoming a subscriber made by over first on the tips. You acquire a message notification whenever a the latest smile is certainly written. Scott is the best right company to become or stay usurping on classes helm danci
krdigcpz (2014-08-16 18:50:48)
Or, nike blazer bleu pas cher si les revenus mensuels sont inférieurs à 3500 euro, ce qui est mon cas (pension alimentaire et job d'été réunis), ils ne peuvent pas le calculer. Bref, j'y suis retourné et là, l
FtewaSype (2014-08-15 16:01:35)
Phentermine Shipped Ups Take Phentermine With Desserts . Phentermine Sight Does Phentermine Cause Anxiety How Long Can I Stay Phentermine Diet Pill Phentermine In California Phentermine Outta System Phentermine Emedicine Interactions . Smoking Phentermi
Zolupkn (2014-08-15 05:01:44)
Oxycodone Hcl 5 Mg Percocet Versus Oxycodone Facts . Trade Oxycodone Yellow Oxycodone Pil How Long Can You Take Oxycodone Mg Oxycodone How Does It Work Methadone To Oxycodone Size How Do I Get Prescribed Oxycodone Drug . Fatal Dose Oxycodone Oxycodone P
Irodsire (2014-08-14 23:19:30)
Oxycodone Allergy Morphine Equianalgesic Dosing Replacement Oxycodone 30mg . Oxycodone Rumors Half A Oxycodone Oxycodone Bulk Phentermine Red Oxycodone 15mg Oxycodone 30mg Yellow Ibuprofen Interaction Oxycodone And Hydrocodone . Oxycodone Medication Dos
Irodsire (2014-08-14 23:05:01)
Similar To Heroin Oxycodone Percocet Ic Oxycodone Apap Mg . Oxycodone And Liquid Oxycodone Immediate Release Ethex How Evil Is Oxycodone M 594 Oxycodone Generic Mechanism Oxycodone Hydrochloride Oxycodone And Alcohol Testing . Oxycodone Hernia Discal Ox
PrelPn (2014-08-14 12:25:25)
Tramadol Mayo Clinic Ultram 100 Er Tramadol . No Withdrawal From Tramadol Respiratory Depression What Controlled Substance Schedule Is Tramadol Solubility Generic Tramadol Tramadol Insert Tramadol Best Buy Ultram Tramadol Hcl Opioid Receptors . Last Wil
PrelPn (2014-08-14 12:15:56)
Patent Tramadol Hydrochloride Ultram Pregnant Tramadol Hydrochloride . Tramadol Peak Plasma Monoamine Oxidase Inhibitors Cheap Prescription Tramadol Cheap Prescriptions Delivered Cod Tramadol Vicodin Vs Darvon Tramadol Tramadol Crohn's Joint Pain Tr
PrelPn (2014-08-14 12:07:18)
Cheap Tramadol Online Pharmacy Zyrtec Zyrtec Ultram Tramadol Ultram . Voren Tramadol Tramadol Percocet Cod What Is Tramadol Product How Long Is Tramadol Detox Tramadol And Elavil Tramadol China Pain Killer . Tramadol Online Fedex Tramadol Tramadol Hcl A
DugloMon (2014-08-13 23:51:38)
Diazepam Ld50 Benzoic Acid Buy Diazepam Australia . Diazepam Peak Plasma Antenex Diazepam Order Lorazepam Diazepam Difference Inject Diazepam Dosage What Does Diazepam Myasthenia Gravis Diazepam Dosage Cat . Synthesis Of Diazepam Diazepam Addiction Musc
DugloMon (2014-08-13 23:42:17)
What Phylum Is Diazepam Apo Diazepam Side Effects . Diazepam And Depression What Are Diazepam Used For Diazepam Drug Information Diazepam Contraindication Benzodiazepine Diazepam Mri Diazepam Onset Of Action Muscle Relaxant . Diazepam 2mg Tablet Diazepa

View all comments
(C) Copyright 2009 dontevenreply.com | Privacy Policy | Advertise | Hosting provided by Apis Networks