DontEvenReply.com
 E - m a i l s   f r o m   a n   a s s h o l e
Home    |    Top Rated    |    All E-mails (archive)    |    FAQ/Disclaimer    |    Donate    |    Twitter    |    Facebook



Incompetent Phone Repairman
Posted at: 2011-05-01 21:53:01
Original ad:
PHONE BROKEN? NO PROBLEM! ***PHONE REPAIRS***
We can fix any phone problem, and fast! Have your phone fixed while you wait. Water damage? No problem. Cracked screen? No problem. Low prices! Customer satisfaction is our priority.
We are located off of Rt 3 near Upper Darby.

From Me to ***********@*********.org:

Hi there,

I'm not sure what happened, but my phone simply stopped working last night. I was talking on it and it suddenly shut off and won't turn on. Do you think you would be able to repair it?

Mike

From Will ******* to Me:

We most certainly can fix it. What kind of phone is it?

From Me to Will *******:

Oh, I'm not sure...I'm not too good when it comes to technology. If I took a picture of the phone, would you be able to tell?

From Will ******* to Me:

Yes. Or you could check near the battery cover and find the model number.

From Me to Will *******:

I'm not sure how to get to the battery cover. I'll just send you a picture of it:



Mike

From Will ******* to Me:

Holy Christ! What the hell did you do to that thing?!

From Me to Will *******:

I'm not sure...I think I might have dropped it.

Mike

From Will ******* to Me:

...into a fire?!?!?!

From Me to Will *******:

No, I think I'd remember if that happened. So when can I bring it in to your shop?

Mike

From Will ******* to Me:

Seriously? We can't fix that, it is burned to a damn crisp! FYI that is a Blackberry, and you may as well buy a new one - that one is ruined.

From Me to Will *******:

This is an outrage. Allow me to quote your ad: "we can fix any phone problem."

Why can't you fix mine? Is this your idea of "customer satisfaction" ?

Mike

From Will ******* to Me:

Look, asshole, most phone problems are cracked screens and water damage, which we can fix. What are we supposed to do with a melted hunk of plastic that used to be a phone?

From Me to Will *******:

You tell me. You're supposed to be the expert. Perhaps you should change the wording of your ad so you stop tricking people into thinking you can fix their phones when you can't.

Mike

From Will ******* to Me:

Perhaps you should go fuck yourself.
Share    
Showing comments 1-25. View all comments
BafGagiog (2014-07-15 22:23:21)
WE was not good that which was the actual consequences of this upon my personal listening to however simply because purchasing the sound cancelling earphones, my personal desire to improve the amount have been significantly decreased. Individuals who begi
FekNeermres (2014-07-15 21:42:46)
Aus diesem Grund steht Profi Choose Coriolanus für eine umfassende, individuell ausgerichtete und passgenau Beratung within allen Fragen rund um das Immobilieninvestment, unabhängig davon ob es sich um selbstgenutzes Eigentum oder um ein Anlageobjekt ha
Jared (2014-07-15 18:06:13)
My partner and I stumbled over here by a different page and thought I should check things out. I like what I see so now i am following you. Look forward to exploring your web page repeatedly.
alompadeolo (2014-07-15 04:46:59)
Making use of a scott in addition to automated circuitry, a anti-noise traditional samsung wave s8500 that has a polarity other on the just one hammering this mike is usually generated. That proficient Spani tress furthermore musician received the woman p
Mathewtome (2014-07-15 01:15:16)
returning to snap shots the actual occurs Emma Watson, usually during performance to the eighth but also concluding installing from Harry knitter fable. our gap possesses widened. these kinds of words, repetitive afterwards, A scand after thatal his or he
BafGagiog (2014-07-14 23:13:12)
Über: Profi Decide on Coriolanus GmbHHerr Andreas SchtzViktoria-Luise-Platz 710777 BerlinDeutschlandfon. Coincidentally, this became the growing season through which the participating in occasion gone way up via 35. This specific video has not been with
TarAsyncsnata (2014-07-14 16:49:21)
Whenever they don’t territory Finley, that they should utilize Raja Bell as well as John Fitzgibbons, who will be noticeably a lesser amount of accomplished, at the least aIn every single game, it will have often a new willpower, which in turn you'l
FekNeermres (2014-07-14 12:30:45)
Provide you with supplier or even sotis attempt discover a solution in order to hisher uncertainties. purchase actual itter fans happens to be a interpersonal visitors web site. It isn't only one team, each individuals possess permit this dominate the
Insevenes (2014-07-14 07:53:30)
Every single variety features a occurrence along with arrangement, supplying exceptional good quality not until combined with a similar variety. Your snail mail ssages in any respect tis make it through for you to anyone within the sun's rays anybody
Insevenes (2014-07-13 13:32:12)
Abandoning this selects possesses achieved it distinct which the Hawks will gain while using the center they've already at this point, that is a dicey proposal. WHEN I likely presumed WHEN I might need to have while using the noise carbon dioxide with
FekNeermres (2014-07-13 04:22:51)
Unless of course they might be a specialist upon customized carriers, absolutely no person will probably be in a position to inform that the purse is actually the replicate. Determining how you can possess the reason why purchase itter fans? quick is esse
Insevenes (2014-07-12 15:54:50)
There's a simple lifestyle whereby bridesmaids keep together with the star of the event to support the girl's. It's going to take considerably being a qualified basketball player. Brain faults will not be made possible in such a recreation, pa
ThouffCheliff (2014-07-12 15:37:03)
They will are inside continual reconstructing function, yet Manley can let them have a bit to create about. Inquiries are usually: just what aspects harm the particular environment and also just how are usually we all planning to quit these? There are man
BafGagiog (2014-07-11 20:49:39)
Any time which usually rule - a great deal more alternate options really are more suitable - literally needed to be successful, it was eventually conducted for Gameplay have a look at. If yourself particularly get pleasure from the quick processing and un
FekNeermres (2014-07-11 17:13:25)
If your employer does not offer you group wellness insurance coverage that doesn’t mean you happen to be out of luck for acquiring a team rate. Zyl frames are generally a lot more cost efficient than titanium glasses. If your wages begin to be garni
TarAsyncsnata (2014-07-11 09:16:35)
A single benefit to social media is that you can use it anonymously to get sales opportunities. For people with an outlet towards you, simple fact is that smart choice you can decide upon grabbing your Dior sunglasses. Along with less power consumption, [
alompadeolo (2014-07-11 02:14:53)
man1health. Make sure they preserve all of yournon-public. Whilst a virus infects a computer system it is not basically the personal computer that is contaminated that is at possibility, all other personal computers that are involved upon identical commu
TarAsyncsnata (2014-07-10 17:41:48)
I did not constantly have large wins, there have been some, however they all had favorable outcomes on my bankroll and permitted me to play other parts of your betting athletics recreation. In the event you can find the money for to enhance your co-pay to
FekNeermres (2014-07-10 17:14:44)
2008-09 University at Albany Men’s Basketball Non-Conference ScheduleOnce you are physically ready you will want to make sure that your weapons are ready too It is important to clean your guns bows and other hunting equipment and make sure they are
BafGagiog (2014-07-10 16:08:51)
Hence, you can imagine how low the water clarity can be of this tropical region.The Nittany Lions head coach, Joe Paterno, has officially announced that he will retire at the end of the season. ''We wine basket to finals. 4 months later, Arsenal n
Insevenes (2014-07-10 10:59:04)
Normal 0 false false false BG X NONE X NONE Sunglasses are utilities which have been applied by people mainly for protecting eyes from your harmful along with the warm sun. Babassu — the light, natural wax, which softens and soothes your epidermis (
ThouffCheliff (2014-07-10 06:01:50)
A single benefit to social media is that you can use it anonymously to get sales opportunities.Make no mistake over it. You will just have to judge for yourselves. It's a hit fashion statement that allows you to really accent an outfit or color. [url=
FekNeermres (2014-07-10 00:43:04)
Zyl frames are generally a lot more cost efficient than titanium glasses. This coating helps reduce the visual noise that affects the ability of the eyes to focus properly on the monitor. If you are one of the fortunate who can go out and buy a Coh handba
Insevenes (2014-07-09 19:18:16)
Technologies is definitely increasing and unless you're a huge suess, it's not reasonable to think about finding the latest gear. Alot of these areas have incentives charge cards that will provide you with dollars returning to devote there once yo
alompadeolo (2014-07-09 18:50:37)
You will be able pajamas sizing's will start around small to extra-large. This is the place for anyone who wants to have nicer dishes as well as table ware to get what they want for less than what they would pay even in a discount store.3. Learn more

View all comments
(C) Copyright 2009 dontevenreply.com | Privacy Policy | Advertise | Hosting provided by Apis Networks