Dishwasher Confusion
Posted at: 2010-10-21 09:16:27
Original ad:
I need a dishwasher dont care what color so long as it is a good working dishwasher that is cheap. I have a truck and can pick it up if necessary.
From me to ********@*********.org:
Hello! My name Miguel, I am good working dishwasher. I work at Ricardo's Pizza as dishwasher for 5 years- me top dishwasher. Leave your dishes very clean and work for cheap. I have no driving license. You pick up, yes?
Miguel
From John ******* to Me:
haha I want a dishwashing machine not a person who washes dishes. thanks though.
From Me to John *******:
Yes, I wash dishes like machine...even better! You want, yes?
From John ******* to Me:
No! No want!
I want THIS
That is called a DISHWASHER. I don't want a porto rican who washes dishes!
From Me to John *******:
Oh noooo, I no Puerto Rican. Puerto Ricans very bad dishwashers - no work ethic. I Mexican - very good work ethic! You no worry, Miguel wash all dishes on time, with pride!
Is that your dishwash machine? I use sink and soap but can use machine too.
Miguel
From John ******* to Me:
NO dude I want to BUY a machine. i dont know if i can be any clearer. you dont understand me do you?
From Me to John *******:
No worry, I leave dishes clear, clean and sparkle!
Miguel
From John ******* to Me:
dude you obviously have trouble reading english. here. i used a translater.
NO QUIERO CONTRATARLE. QUIERO COMPRAR UNA APLICACIÓN DEL LAVAPLATOS.
you comprende?
From Me to John *******:
que?
From John ******* to Me:
oh for crying out fucking loud dude why did i even bother
fuck this
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Nunya (2013-03-27 11:43:43)
Nigga please!
hahahahha (2013-02-13 13:20:00)
hahahahahahaha
Z (2013-01-14 15:54:20)
"dont care what color"
Silver African (2013-01-03 20:12:47)
Niggaz
ty (2012-12-29 19:59:52)
me 2 jon
Mario (2012-11-21 04:15:54)
*translator
jon (2012-11-13 13:00:44)
I died at the 'que'
barig4 (2012-10-14 20:21:55)
the "que" killed me :)
italian_mafia (2012-08-31 01:16:40)
lol thats freakin funny... makes me think of the guys I work with
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Genie (2012-08-21 11:10:08)
funny how he uses a stereotypical names
Miss Sarcasm (2012-07-21 00:05:06)
LOL This is sooo funny. And btw, I think it is real, their Twitter page, I had a lookie at it. I think he finds random ads, sends the emails, and screenshots them.
anonymous (2012-07-19 21:47:14)
reminds me of fawlty towers
anon (2012-07-18 21:52:51)
@q I imagine this more as a Chinese voice.
q (2012-07-08 04:51:14)
Am I the only one starting reading it in an indian voice?
xd (2012-06-27 06:48:43)
Its funny cuz my name is miguel too, although im from brazil
dafuque (2012-06-08 11:10:09)
que? ROFLMAO .. XD
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Pöhp (2012-05-18 17:06:37)
"I use sink and soap but can use machine too"
Ana:)) (2012-05-08 16:09:55)
Hahahahaha <3 que?
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