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Dishwasher Confusion
Posted at: 2010-10-21 09:16:27
Original ad:
I need a dishwasher dont care what color so long as it is a good working dishwasher that is cheap. I have a truck and can pick it up if necessary.

From me to ********@*********.org:

Hello! My name Miguel, I am good working dishwasher. I work at Ricardo's Pizza as dishwasher for 5 years- me top dishwasher. Leave your dishes very clean and work for cheap. I have no driving license. You pick up, yes?

Miguel

From John ******* to Me:

haha I want a dishwashing machine not a person who washes dishes. thanks though.

From Me to John *******:

Yes, I wash dishes like machine...even better! You want, yes?

From John ******* to Me:

No! No want!

I want THIS



That is called a DISHWASHER. I don't want a porto rican who washes dishes!

From Me to John *******:

Oh noooo, I no Puerto Rican. Puerto Ricans very bad dishwashers - no work ethic. I Mexican - very good work ethic! You no worry, Miguel wash all dishes on time, with pride!

Is that your dishwash machine? I use sink and soap but can use machine too.

Miguel

From John ******* to Me:

NO dude I want to BUY a machine. i dont know if i can be any clearer. you dont understand me do you?

From Me to John *******:

No worry, I leave dishes clear, clean and sparkle!

Miguel

From John ******* to Me:

dude you obviously have trouble reading english. here. i used a translater.

NO QUIERO CONTRATARLE. QUIERO COMPRAR UNA APLICACIÓN DEL LAVAPLATOS.

you comprende?

From Me to John *******:

que?

From John ******* to Me:

oh for crying out fucking loud dude why did i even bother

fuck this

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DeJordy (2014-09-15 15:26:24)
I always thought these were real, but this one he obviously wrote the original ad and the responses.
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Remove fm. pan out and intensively drain on true a manner paper towel
frank (2014-03-18 18:53:26)
Wait nvm, turns out I'm a dumbass
frank (2014-03-01 12:58:37)
ya if these where real id be laughing a lot more, but some of these you can just tell he wrote both ends of the convo. gotta be stupid if you actually think this is real
Brad (2013-12-27 02:31:44)
@Yoshi: That's not the translation at all. It says "I don't want to hire you! I want to buy a dishwashing appliance!" You can't always translate word for word, you know.
Fleur (2013-11-27 00:45:58)
Awesome
dirtydangler (2013-10-24 17:36:03)
funny shit
AT (2013-09-30 15:18:48)
"Hello! My name Miguel, I am good working dishwasher." Hahahahaha, laughed for a whole minute, too good!
Yoshi (2013-09-09 17:42:42)
Translation: NOT want to hire. I WANT TO BUY AN APPLICATION OF THE DISHWASHER. I wouldn't understand what he was saying either.
marcos (2013-08-01 03:17:48)
shit..that was so funny.. the back of my ears hurt from laughing so hard.
J-Money (2013-07-18 12:38:41)
"Porto Rican".....? That shit is racist.
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Nunya (2013-03-27 11:43:43)
Nigga please!
hahahahha (2013-02-13 13:20:00)
hahahahahahaha
Z (2013-01-14 15:54:20)
"dont care what color"
Silver African (2013-01-03 20:12:47)
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ty (2012-12-29 19:59:52)
me 2 jon
Mario (2012-11-21 04:15:54)
*translator
jon (2012-11-13 13:00:44)
I died at the 'que'
barig4 (2012-10-14 20:21:55)
the "que" killed me :)
italian_mafia (2012-08-31 01:16:40)
lol thats freakin funny... makes me think of the guys I work with

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