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Brokeback Beach
Posted at: 2009-06-30 09:51:16
Original ad:
Wanted: ride from philly to rehoboth beach

i am trying to leave any time next friday. i will pay for gas, and provide conversation.i am bringing a large duffel bag and a cat.
From Mike Partlow to ***********@*********.org

Hey,

I have to go to court in Rehoboth next Friday, so I would be able to give you a ride. I just want to know, you're female, right?

Mike

From chris ******** to Me

i am male. what time did you want to leave?
-chris

From Mike Partlow to chris *********

Chris,

I'm sorry, I thought you were female because you said you owned a cat. Sorry, but I don't want to give you a ride. Two dudes in a car, going to Rehoboth, it just seems a little gay. Better luck next time.

Mike

From chris ******** to Me

wtf how is that gay? i just want a ride!

From Mike Partlow to chris *********

Well normally I wouldn't think anything of it, but first off, you own a cat, and you are a dude. That is a huge red flag right there. Any normal straight guy wouldn't own a cat, and if he did, he wouldn't care about the cat enough to take it to the beach. Second, you want to go to Rehomo Beach. I'm not judging your lifestyle or anything man, I just don't want you gaying up my car. No offense. I don't even want to know what is in your duffel bag.

From chris ******** to Me

stfu dude why are you being a prick! im not fucking gay i just cant get a fucking ride to the beach! my GIRLFRIEND happens to have a house in rehoboth!!

From Mike Partlow to chris *********

Yeah, I'm sure he does.

I think Richard Simmons is driving down there next week, try to get a ride with him.
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"have to go to court" Haha, the hook did not work that time, but turned out well, I guess.
anonymous (2012-12-02 10:22:02)
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I was already crying at 'I will bring a large duffel bag and a cat'
Jasmin (2012-09-24 14:20:59)
"Any normal straight guy wouldn't own a cat, and if he did, he wouldn't care about the cat enough to take it to the beach." LMAO!!!!! (plus cats dont like water anyways haha)
argh (2012-09-23 17:58:30)
I'm so offended I'm a guy with 6 cats, i hate dogs, I watch reruns of gilmore girls every day and I do ballet. fuck you, I can double cabriole like a mother fucker.
Sean (2012-07-05 01:15:09)
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And right after reading this, there's an ad about Richard Simmons DVDs! XD
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"I just don't want you gaying up my car."...ty..so funny
Fan (2012-04-27 14:25:41)
wtf, the comments still think you're flaming? ... should be blooming ... blooming marvellous :-) 'rehomo' - choice ;-)
anonymous (2012-02-12 16:07:43)
hi
richard simons (2012-01-25 13:42:39)
lmao
anonymous (2012-01-20 11:22:06)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! "Yeah, I'm sure he does."
anonymous (2012-01-04 21:15:48)
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHHA.... Rehomo Beach!!!
Asdf (2011-12-21 19:24:17)
TROLOLOLOLOL
what else can i say (2011-11-27 18:51:02)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURN
staan (2011-11-04 00:05:43)
rehomo!!! fuck me!
Rey (2011-10-30 10:08:42)
Lmfaoooooo
JJ (2011-09-07 06:47:16)
Everyone under this message owns a cat and currently has a vibrator up their ass.
anonymous (2011-09-04 07:26:46)
"I think Richard Simmons is driving down there next week, try to get a ride with him." I FUCKN DIED AT THIS
anonymous (2011-09-04 07:26:03)
For some reason I thought it was a female too when I saw they'd bring a cat. Wasn't even thinking of it in a euphemism way haha. But ain't not wrong with straight male cat owners either. "I think Richard Simmons is driving down there ne
@the two fighters (2011-08-19 00:56:33)
...you both are nuts, you know? I'm straight myself, but I don't hate gay people at all. Logically, neither of you is really going to win the argument. Flame at me all you want, I don't care, but dont bash other people, 'kay?
Fuck this homo under (2011-08-18 21:18:58)
Straight is right!! Being Gay is fucking horrible... Having guys stick their dick up ur ass!! Hell no faggot!
fuck straight people (2011-07-29 00:48:19)
Hahaha straight people are soooooo fucking stupid!!!!!
FUCK GAY PPL (2011-07-20 19:57:23)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING HILARIOUS
anonymous (2011-07-19 05:30:41)
Shut the fuck up everythings offensive to someone these days..funny shit..
crucifer (2011-07-11 06:38:51)
richard simmons!!!!!!!classical
justin (2011-07-03 15:03:59)
lol@cat people
anonymous (2011-07-01 22:10:07)
Fuck you Jonathan
jean (2011-06-25 14:17:45)
LOLLLLL comment worthy
Richard simmons (2011-06-20 00:14:35)
Im gay.
anonymous (2011-06-09 01:04:56)
@marcy. It concerns me that it took you 5 minutes to write your second comment. Does it normally take you 5 minutes to write 2 sentences? You sound like the "Special" wife
anonymous (2011-05-27 19:08:20)
lol. hilarrrrrious!!. Rehomo
Marcy Thomas (2011-05-26 17:09:10)
I didn't say how tall the building was. It could be only 3 feet tall for all we know. There could be fluffy cottony mattresses at the bottom. ;)
Marcy Thomas (2011-05-26 17:04:42)
Mike Fartlow can jump off a building. >:(
anonymous (2011-05-21 06:33:54)
lmao @ "Rehomo Beach"
anonymous (2011-05-19 15:15:54)
My GIRLFRIEND happens to have a house in rehoboth!! Yeah, I'm sure he does. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
anonymous (2011-04-14 06:19:31)
''my GIRLFRIEND happens to have a house in rehoboth!!'' -> ''Yeah, I'm sure he does. '' - I think Richard Simmons is driving down there next week, try to get a ride with him. .. omg ahahahahahahah
anonymous (2011-04-13 05:47:27)
d is gay!
d (2011-04-04 07:18:57)
How does owning a cat sound gay?
Jman (2011-03-21 18:28:55)
Lol, a dancing w/ the stars ad on the side. priceless.
Digger Nick (2011-03-15 21:57:12)
I have read 12 of these and this is the first I have commented on. The Richard Simmons part got me.
haha (2011-01-22 23:11:08)
This was perfect cuz of rehoboth beach. That place is so gay and really is sometimes called rehomo beach lol
lol (2010-12-29 11:05:34)
omg funniest shit ever
Archibald Ironfist (2010-12-22 04:01:55)
The weird thing is, I am a straight guy who cares too much about my cats to take them to the beach. Yes, I have 2 cats. What are you going to do about it? Tell me I'm gay, like all the other clever people?
tomnom (2010-11-23 20:03:39)
for those of you who don't live in delaware, rehoboth beach is like the gay capital of the state...this guy was probly gay, everyone knows that the heterosexuals go to dewey or oc.
anonymous (2010-10-28 19:09:53)
I just don't want you gaying up my car. No offense. I don't even want to know what is in your duffel bag. priceless!
Emilio (2010-10-15 11:11:10)
Hey what the heck gaydar.net ad on your page? lol
Caldex (2010-10-15 09:00:09)
"Yeah, I'm sure he does." Man, you really have skills for epic endings ! Brilliant.
Rayne (2010-10-13 17:56:33)
All the commercials at the bottom for cat stuff add to the funny too. ^_^
Rev. Eddie Long (2010-09-26 22:22:03)
Does Rehomo beach nees a pastor?
Paulie (2010-08-22 15:31:24)
LOL I live in rehoboth and it really is rehomo, love you man.
The GIRLFRIEND (2010-08-20 22:16:06)
"Yeah, I'm sure he does." I woke up my son laughing at this line......dude you're sick !!!
Drevik MacMillan (2010-08-18 01:04:43)
Richard Simmons comment made me literally cry with laughter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (2010-08-14 16:56:55)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
... (2010-08-10 23:28:25)
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gay hater (2010-08-07 20:39:52)
Hahaha that's awesome I like this guys style, goodthing he denied the dumb faggot!!
@Awesome-o (2010-08-06 04:22:22)
This is fucking weird, I have 2 dogs.. 1 cat... and a hermit crab..
Cats! (2010-08-06 04:19:50)
I love this website. But I'm extremely straight, almost to the point of homophobia, and I own a cat and I love cats.
Yep (2010-08-05 22:22:19)
Haha. Yeah, cats are for fags. Fuckin fags.
tp (2010-07-29 00:49:10)
HAHA!!! awesome! and to all the dudes getting pissed, i have a cat and i think it's hilarious. man up and quit bitching. lol
Awesome-o (2010-07-26 15:27:32)
Michael (2010-06-16 19:01:51) This sucked,I'm straight, I have 2 dogs, a CAT, and a hermit crab... Well fuck your shit! HAHAHAHAHA, an hermit crab...you're soooooo fuckin gay !!!
writemore! (2010-07-18 11:40:48)
haha short but good :D
Tony (2010-07-15 01:36:53)
Hahaha fucking hilarious, especially how some people are getting so worked up about this since they own a cat. Come on guys if you guys are worrying about it so much it must be something to worry about. queers. hahaha cats
SOE (2010-07-06 08:34:45)
Stupid comments cutting without notice... I'm not typing it again! Moral : CHILL OUT, IT'S A JOKE
SOE (2010-07-06 08:33:40)
Come on. He'll just pick up everything the other said to insult him. If he would have said a dog, he would have found something to say about it as well. He doesn't believe what he says, he just says what he knows will get people mad. It would be b
anonymous (2010-07-02 09:22:21)
lmao at everyone taking this serious, lighten up it's just a joke :D
. (2010-06-28 12:45:32)
loll... im sure HE does
Pug (2010-06-23 21:09:38)
"Yeah, I'm sure he does." ROFL!
ED (2010-06-22 23:45:44)
This guy is AWESOME!!
stupidity (2010-06-21 14:58:47)
people... these are all jokes. stop taking it seriously youre all idiots
Jon C. (2010-06-18 06:45:56)
"Rehomo Beach". That was pure genius.
Michael (2010-06-16 19:01:51)
This sucked,I'm straight, I have 2 dogs, a CAT, and a hermit crab... Well fuck your shit!
h8 (2010-06-16 14:11:44)
"Any normal straight guy wouldn't own a cat" stupidity
unknown (2010-06-11 08:29:04)
seriously if you're that uncomfortable about you're sexual orientation and treat people like shit then you care too much then you know you're an asshole beyond belief and the fact that people are homophobic is because of what american society
francais (2010-06-04 13:52:18)
haaha "gaying up in my car"
Too Funny (2010-05-24 18:32:53)
LOL "Gaying up my car"
hahaha (2010-05-10 03:58:41)
it is funny when some people try to prove to others they are not gay even to strangers. it was obvious the response wasn't helpful for you. ignore. but don't, so we can laugh. lol
Dillon (2010-05-08 18:33:37)
I think Richard Simmons is driving down there next week, try to get a ride with him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NinjaTurtlCawA (2010-04-26 02:09:08)
LMAO "Rehomo beach." THAT'S AWESOME! That's what I'm gonna call it now.
DrEvo82 (2010-04-24 12:52:43)
Most people won't get this one, you have to know the reputation of Rehoboth Beach. Actually the whole Rehoboth/Lewes area is filled with gays.
Anthony (2010-04-23 14:02:57)
I just don't want you gaying up my car.. ROFL
Casbah! (2010-04-22 22:02:08)
yeah im sure he does ahahah
Liz (2010-04-19 19:36:51)
lol dying. "I just don't want you gaying up my car"
Lolcats (2010-04-18 00:26:48)
" I'm sure he does." lol I killed myself there roflcopter man
ihatecats (2010-04-17 19:35:08)
this one is my new favorite. dudes and cats are a huge redflag!
roflmao (2010-03-29 01:01:50)
i am bringing a large duffel bag and a cat that was enough to get me laughing
anonymous (2010-03-17 03:31:29)
Rehomo... lol
silas (2010-03-13 03:15:37)
stairs
Bouch (2010-03-13 03:04:12)
MY GIRLFRIEND
Snowe (2010-03-08 00:35:23)
Awww Rehomo is my favorite beach in Delaware
Finn (2010-03-01 14:42:39)
Thank you for the best laughs in a long time.
tonysnow85 (2010-02-14 22:25:10)
rehoboth is the GAYEST place in MD
simmons de beauvoir (2010-02-14 18:10:30)
"gaying up" is phenomenal - i didnt know ricky simmons - but picture on wikipedia says it all - thx 4 another saved night !!!
corey (2010-02-12 11:51:27)
im sure he does...lol
Kim (2010-02-12 00:36:26)
Richard Simmons...LOL
Shutyourpiehole (2010-02-11 10:49:00)
"I don't even want to know what's in your duffel bag". You have to be brilliant to dumb yourself down enough to write these. Awesome
shutyourpiehole (2010-02-11 10:44:12)
I gotta' say it again. This stuff is pure gold. I've been laughing for hours.
Tejas (2010-01-29 13:04:44)
FAGET!!!!
Cletus Maximus (2010-01-22 19:48:20)
"gaying up in my car" Absolutely fucking priceless.
daevablacc (2010-01-11 06:05:24)
I second this being hilarious: "i dont want you gaying up my car"
meh (2010-01-07 17:48:25)
this one sucked, not as funny as the rest
pat (2010-01-05 21:21:07)
"i dont want you gaying up my car"
Loves It (2009-12-30 11:38:57)
"I think Richard Simmons is driving down there next week, try to get a ride with him." HAHAHAHA OMG I LOVE YOU!
ANON (2009-12-28 15:57:16)
gay or straight...this shyt was FUNNY AS HELL
yeaIMgay (2009-12-25 12:51:36)
Thats funny cause im a gay male and my only pet is a cat
anotherasshole (2009-12-06 10:30:56)
Sixpack of whoopass got opened right there.
MV (2009-12-05 03:24:37)
"I'm sorry, I thought you were a female because you own a cat." LOL
calditz (2009-12-02 15:35:43)
Pikey - Awesome comment. This is a great site.
yeah (2009-11-23 16:08:59)
shits so cash
Percy (2009-11-21 20:54:33)
I'm a gay cat who's a beach car and i think this is awesome!
Libra (2009-11-10 21:11:47)
I'm bisexual, and I found this fucking awesome!
Perk (2009-11-10 12:45:23)
i love it, simply brilliant! taking the cat to the beach LOL
x (2009-11-08 21:35:51)
aww poor guy. i bet it sucks to be emasculated like that. this shit was so funny.
lulz (2009-11-05 23:04:07)
I think Richard Simmons is driving down there next week, try to get a ride with him. baahaahaaa.
ur sovane (2009-10-24 03:13:10)
I have a gay cat that eats sushi and drinks low fat milk. He is Is somehow gaining weight I think my boyfriend is secretly feeding him steroids when I go to sleep. .
Pikey (2009-10-23 12:56:34)
If you drop your Keys in Rehoboth, you'd better kick them to Dewey before you pick them up.
aa (2009-10-09 16:20:48)
AHHAAHHAH IM SURE HE DOES
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Excuse, that I interrupt you, but you could not give more information. I have a nice joke for you people! :) What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo? An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets. ___________________________
Weethyprect (2009-10-04 21:51:35)
Hi! Infrastructure klooper repayment for the benefit of my english jer, buti unusually precarious re touched by .
anonymous (2009-10-04 21:07:50)
THEN WHO WAS RICHARD SIMMONS ?
AmocureQuenue (2009-10-04 13:21:56)
Hello! Repentant klooper in place of my english jer, buti plumb nice re say gJ$)Kd!!!.
Velimir (2009-10-04 12:49:40)
Yeah, I'm sure he does. Epic stuff:)
britna (2009-10-02 17:00:54)
hahahah rehomo beach
Gundosrpg (2009-09-29 12:03:31)
Aloha! ovu
cexHappsypeme (2009-09-27 18:54:38)
Hello! Depressing klooper for my english jer, buti particular nice re say gJ$)Kd!!!.
No offense. (2009-09-25 23:12:51)
I don't even want to know what is in your duffel bag. LOLOL
asd (2009-09-24 14:17:34)
HAH nice
Chocoholic (2009-09-22 01:02:45)
Anyone else finding this stuff really funny?
albeKirky (2009-09-22 01:01:52)
homoslavia
jaywho (2009-09-18 14:11:48)
Where can I find Rehomo Beach?
Adrien - France (2009-09-17 16:18:14)
I truely yelled in my room "OH MY GOD! That's fucking good!" This is brilliant!
tobias (2009-09-17 15:23:23)
hahahahahahahaha greaaat one!
FFM (2009-09-12 19:20:31)
Finally a funny one!
Em (2009-09-10 02:13:19)
Haha, I own a cat... And I love the beach...
PEYTON MANNING (2009-09-08 11:18:46)
@ CC WHY ALL YOU DUMBASSES TRYIONG TO FIGURE IF THIS IS REAL OR FAKE? WHO CARES IT'S COMEDY! HE'S RIGHT. YOUR A HOMO IF YOUR A MAN AND YOU OWN A CAT AND TAKE IT ON VACATION WITH YOU.
Sant (2009-09-06 14:31:16)
"I just don't want you gaying up my car." = ROFLMAO
Lammtt (2009-09-04 17:05:23)
ahahhaha this is funnier than blenders
lizzle (2009-09-03 08:37:27)
you make sitting in class since 8 AM bearable.
TRINI (2009-09-02 10:38:29)
Just funny as hell!!!
fv (2009-09-01 00:09:17)
vs
Emma is a slut (2009-08-31 16:19:08)
OMG that diseased ridden skank is falling for you... RUN WHILE U CAN!!!!
cc (2009-08-31 09:59:05)
this is one of several "i need a ride" ads. is this that common?
emma (2009-08-31 08:29:18)
i think im in love with u
brilliant (2009-08-27 21:47:06)
I have 2 cats, and still I thought this was hilarious. Then again, I wouldn't take them to the beach... "I think Richard Simmons is driving down there next week, try to get a ride with him." amazing. I had a mac, but I destroyed it after it
Daniel (2009-08-26 22:40:01)
Wow, epic smash.
Dave M. (2009-08-25 21:58:41)
I read one and now I can't stop. Thank you Mike for sharing your never-ending genius with the world.
bird (2009-08-25 02:46:29)
HA you told that poopy head whatS WHAT
mick (2009-08-23 18:25:27)
you're forgetting that macs are gay
Jozeyy (2009-08-23 02:30:29)
Hey amy, Macs have x's on the top right of their screen Eat a dick
Amy D (2009-08-22 23:38:23)
this is funny. it's as simple as that. all the e-mails are funny. if you can't take a joke click the little X to the top right of your screen simple as that, but i LOVE them!
palal (2009-08-22 09:12:16)
this wasn't really fun. i have a cat and I'M NOT GAY!
jeff (2009-08-21 14:45:47)
haha, rehoboth is the new dewey. hopefully those damn gays wont move to bethany (were i vacation).
la (2009-08-19 21:43:57)
You're fucking brilliant man... fucking brilliant..
Amazing (2009-08-19 01:06:41)
You cant make this shit up... You are a god sir. Keep it coming
anonymous (2009-08-17 19:59:54)
HILARIOUS! U R A GENUIS!
anon (2009-08-17 18:02:51)
ofcourse these are fake... still a little funny though
anon (2009-08-17 16:53:36)
?? Prick is the perfect word for these kinds of emails... everyone uses it. I think a lot of females like ignoring the word's existence, though, bc they like to say "there is no male equivalent to the c-word"
Mary Shea (2009-08-17 16:36:57)
Are some of these fake? Out of all the things to call someone, I'd never think to call someone a prick, and yet it seems to be a favorite amongst those supposedly responding. Plus, some response are just TOO dumb.
Paul J (2009-08-17 14:22:40)
Ahaa, I'm sure he is!
anonymous (2009-08-17 14:10:11)
reddit, in case you're wondering
TheDude (2009-08-17 12:22:30)
LMAO....these are all great man, keep em' coming. What a bunch of idiots posting here, learn to take a joke assholes!
Duncan (2009-08-17 10:15:56)
Lol
anon (2009-08-17 09:24:23)
guys what the fuck? I don't think half of you even understand what this website is about...
bitlisli playboy (2009-08-17 05:52:36)
-my girlfriend has a house in rehoboth! -yeah, i'm sure he does. hahahahaha that's fantastic
lol (2009-08-17 03:15:40)
Actually Richard Simmons is married... to a woman.
anonymous (2009-08-15 22:58:35)
"I'm not judging your lifestyle or anything man, I just don't want you gaying up my car"....classic
Paulina (2009-08-14 23:33:06)
I love this site and i think this guy is very smart and highly educated and he had his education in some special educational school...LOL
anon (2009-08-14 16:40:19)
I can't believe how many people can't wrap their mind around the concept of this website.
Misfit (2009-08-14 16:40:06)
this guy ownes!
Kel (2009-08-14 01:39:29)
Bliss... the hours are just ticking by at work :)
Nikki (2009-08-12 22:56:50)
fucking hilarious! i'm in love!
chris (2009-08-12 19:33:06)
1. 9 out of 10 homophobics are in the closet.. so the more you act like a jerkoff.. the more im convinced you got something to hide. 2. gaying up my car? i mean what were you expect some hot chick to get in your car instead of some fucking trol
craig (2009-08-11 09:40:49)
the guys in denial
true (2009-08-10 15:48:13)
men who own cats are super gay.
kippy (2009-08-06 16:29:48)
Why would you try and prove a point to someone else posting on this site?
marc (2009-08-06 10:32:49)
" I'm sure HE does..." LOL
Gary (2009-08-06 08:18:59)
I went Rehoboth once. Fell asleep getting a tan. Got burned so bad, I didn't even notice the dildo in my ass for 3 days. Those jokers at Rehoboth...
Chris J (2009-08-05 14:41:40)
Wow. Just found this site today. It was hilarious until I discovered the comment section.
Duncan, PhD (#3) (2009-08-05 09:07:14)
It's amusing precisely because the respondent purports to have a girlfriend in all caps as a rhetorical tool offered in proof of his heterosexuality.
Duncan, PhD (#2) (2009-08-05 09:04:03)
stereotypes: Firstly over his manifest victim, the replying party, and secondly over the feeble-minded simpletons who comprise a portion of posters to this site.
Duncan, PhD (#1) (2009-08-05 09:00:21)
Homophobic? No. Homohilarious? Fabulously! The humorist, by implying that a sexual orientation is homologous to a physical substance that might literally contaminate his vehicle, deftly accomplishes a duplicate win in the playful swipe he takes at social
someone (2009-08-03 22:11:39)
This man is hilarious. I love all the people who actually think that hes serious tho. Its obviously a joke so lighten up ppl.
dgsdhj (2009-08-01 03:47:47)
You guys are idiots of course they're real because most people react the same way the same way to the same things, this guy is like sacha baren cohen he's pushing people's limits and seeing what he can get away with for humor
Wrong Wrong (2009-07-31 14:03:48)
get FACTS, not OPINIONS to accuse people "God".
Wrong (2009-07-31 14:03:05)
Some people in the e-mails do reply differently. Of course I'm not saying they are all true or what not, but he may be only posting e-mails that end badly. He does have an e-mail where a guy is okay with it, I think it was the hockey table one. Please
Goose (2009-07-31 11:43:39)
uhh someone said that all the messages end with STFU of GO AWAY.... Ummm.... The thing is that most of the people would react exactly like that
mike (2009-07-31 08:27:29)
true, most of them are probably fake and also the comments here. i mean, wtf, this one is really bad, i didn't laughed some of the jokes are good, great comedy but some are just not realistic anyway, i like reading them
Harry (2009-07-31 01:23:59)
This is your best! Your crowning moment! You to me are the funniest fuck in the Americas!
janos (2009-07-30 06:53:33)
yeah, sure he does :-) genious !!!!
shatterproof (2009-07-29 16:34:59)
"oh, you're a dude? well that is really going to make the rape awkward."
Lil' Dutch (2009-07-29 16:16:34)
and even with the abuse, the dude was still pushing for a ride...ya reel them in and they don't even know it,,why the naysayers,,can't believe the emails are real...is it they don't think folks can be this gullible or the guy is simply this go
anonymous (2009-07-28 17:26:41)
yeah wtf i noticed how all of these people speak english, and get angry when offered absurd things! it must be fake
God (2009-07-28 17:17:07)
Everything on this website is fake. Notice how all of these people in the "ads" type the same and have the same verbiage, not to mention they end all of their e-mails with GO AWAY!!!!!!!!! and/or STFU! Try a little harder next time.
Duncan (2009-07-28 16:55:52)
Lol
RE: Anthony (2009-07-25 20:21:19)
Hey Anthony, why do you keep your memories at the beach?
Richard Simmons (2009-07-24 19:59:18)
Tsch. Too bad, I have this absolutely FABULOUS pink sparkly Bentley! Great for cats!
Derik Envy (2009-07-24 18:44:36)
Holy fuck this is the best website ever!
BEn (2009-07-23 22:40:09)
I am Duncans biggest fan. GO DUNCAN GO!
twodicks (2009-07-23 14:01:07)
Homophobia is funny as hell.. So is going to key west & getting ur ass raped!!
connor (2009-07-22 11:13:29)
are these real
Will (2009-07-22 10:16:17)
I'm starting to think Duncan is the homo! That is why he is so upset! Thanks for the great laughs mike!
Jonez (2009-07-20 12:50:49)
Very funny. Thank you.
punakke (2009-07-19 23:43:36)
dei mayiru. ena da pesure? madeyen maari sollere. gays laaa mannesen thaan. paandigala.
Lana (2009-07-18 18:24:04)
This shit is unreal. Keep it coming.
big pimpin (2009-07-17 23:34:40)
hahahahahaahahaha this shit is mad funny
Dunacan (2009-07-16 19:12:03)
fake
Kalimba_Tuner (2009-07-16 10:11:43)
I just hate cats. Dirty arrogant rats who crap in a box of sand. Now, that's companionship.
Suge Nite (2009-07-15 14:53:01)
This is freaking hilarious. Bravo! I wish I would have thought of doing this first. I now have something to read at work.
Regan (2009-07-13 22:06:14)
Cant. Stop. Laughing.
Nigger tooth (2009-07-12 18:33:19)
That stuff is funny man...homophobia is the shit, especially when the dude fucks his cat
yeah... (2009-07-12 16:23:56)
this is a funny site, but homophobia isn't really funny. try a little harder.
Joggisen (2009-07-12 04:51:26)
"Yeah, I'm sure he does." LMFAO
the user (2009-07-11 16:47:15)
lol. "i dont want you gaying up my car". hilarious.
BigMurph (2009-07-10 17:01:55)
I think I just found a great way to waste time at work! I do this myself for fun. If you need any help or want some new material hit me up. weezzel@hotmail.com
John Fonda (2009-07-10 15:04:40)
"I thought you were female because you said you owned a cat."
anon (2009-07-09 17:38:04)
I was wondering why he didn't ask you what you were doing in Rehomo Beach to get arrested for anyway.
Homo Haters (2009-07-09 13:01:49)
How to get to this beach from Philly?
Gay Guy (2009-07-09 02:09:06)
i love this web site makes me wanna cum.... wanna shag a guy ..... come ova baby......
chris=fag (2009-07-08 21:17:50)
I saved a squirrel today
Murfdigs (2009-07-08 20:57:32)
That is classic, my work production just dropped 30% after finding this website.
Vietnamese (2009-07-08 20:16:08)
laugh my arse off
Jason Wallis (2009-07-08 10:15:19)
you are AWESOME!!!!!!
anonymous (2009-07-06 21:32:11)
Are you from the DC area? Rehomo. Hahaha exactly. This one is great.
Jim (2009-07-05 11:33:25)
too funny.
The Dude (2009-07-04 09:29:35)
"Yeah, I'm sure he does." Man, that's awesome *LMFAO*
shamblinthru (2009-07-03 11:59:47)
You are officially My New Favorite Website.... after Garfield minus Garfield and Fmylife. (sorry).
Jeff Wode (2009-07-03 07:08:37)
I own a cat. I am straight. I am confident enough in my sexuality not to worry who I share a fucking car or a beach with. Hey, I might even shake hands with homosexuals and talk about Rufus Wainwright, Harvey Milk and PRIDE marches. But
Shana (2009-07-03 02:28:42)
lmao
jawad (2009-07-02 17:02:19)
this is so ANAL man lol
kixass-suck@mybal.lz (2009-07-02 16:33:22)
cheap azz mindfuck. actually thats what it is OK? GFY
PeteMF'ingTownshend (2009-07-01 20:22:56)
You are hilarious. Keep up the good work!
S (2009-07-01 17:41:47)
the guy looking for a ride was Michael Twilley?
mitchisNOTafag (2009-07-01 09:29:54)
yeah mitch lighten up! i wont tell anyone you're gay. check out my name. clever huh. i got your back.
Mitch (2009-07-01 08:09:08)
And the "get a ride with Richard Simmons" is hilarious. ATTN: Fags, lighten up.
Mitch (2009-07-01 08:08:32)
Hilarious. "...gaying up my car." is too funny. And the duffel bag.
CG (2009-07-01 04:58:25)
I love how this guy is still trying to get a ride, even after he's being called a homo. Meow.
Daniel (2009-07-01 02:30:28)
"I just don't want you gaying up my car. " absolutely brilliant. You should make a t-shirt with that.
dj (2009-07-01 00:22:27)
wow i only cheeked out this websitebecuz of sumone i know on twitter and this is funny
Justin Richardson (2009-06-30 21:19:52)
I am a proud homo, and I would appreciate it if you straight people stayed out of my beach!!!
Anthony (2009-06-30 21:14:25)
Hey, Fuck You Mike, Rehoboth is a nice beach, I have many childhood memories there! Just because the fag with the cat vacations there doesnt mean all the gays go there!
phil (2009-06-30 19:13:30)
It was pretty sweet, we got into the sicilian defense, closed variation.
anon (2009-06-30 19:01:56)
"phil" your evening with the russian man at rehoboth beach sounds very romantic...
old russian man (2009-06-30 16:51:38)
and i vhooped your ass, comrade.
phil (2009-06-30 16:49:52)
Im from DE so i go to Rehobeth beach alot. I heard it is a gay beach, but ive never seen a gay couple yet...anyways i love the giant chess set they have there, I played against an old russian man until dusk
moneymich (2009-06-30 16:37:05)
This shit is unbearable i can't breathe! Im holdin u accountable for purchasing me a new pair of underwear!!They're soaked!MwaaaaaHahahahahaha!He's so lying about his girlfriend's beachhouse!
Niki (2009-06-30 16:34:31)
lol Gaying up the car, because sometimes your car doesn't need that shit.
anonymous (2009-06-30 16:20:09)
hayin up my car classic!!!
Mr O (2009-06-30 14:07:48)
lol
threeskimo (2009-06-30 13:40:22)
lmfao
rik (2009-06-30 13:19:17)
This guy is pure genius.
ch (2009-06-30 12:03:33)
"In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is King" - laughing my ass off...
kev (2009-06-30 11:21:17)
of course they are fake! do you really think this guy has all of the crap that he is trying to sell/offer? its funny that the people he writes to believe him though!
Schlomo (2009-06-30 11:16:36)
Your fake emails are a bright spot in my patheticly boring life and I thank you for it!
megan (2009-06-30 11:02:16)
yeah, i gotta hand it to you, when i'm bored off my ass at work this shit is like a piece of heaven
d (2009-06-30 10:08:15)
Ha that really is a homo beach. Nice research :)
anonymous (2009-06-30 10:08:02)
Ha that really is a homo beach. Nice research :)
Am-Euro Chick (2009-06-30 10:07:19)
You are the best! I'm a girl and even the sexist shit is too funny. Especially love it when people leaving comments get super uptight.
anon (2009-06-30 10:07:05)
You're the king, dude. I love this website, I think you might be the new maddox.

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