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Extra Luggage
Posted at: 2009-08-24 12:40:22
Original ad:
WILMINGTON TO CHICAGO
I'm driving out to Chicago on 9/1 around noon. I'm looking for someone to split the cost of gas/tolls. If interested, send me an email.
From Me to ***********@*********.org

Hi!

I am trying to go to Chicago, and the 1st sounds good to me. I took my ex-girlfriend's EZ-pass out of her car when she wasn't looking, so we can use that to pay for tolls. I have a few things I want to bring, do you have a lot of room?

Mike

From Brian ****** to Me:

Hi Mike,

Will the easy pass still work even though it isn't in your ex's car? I do have some room, what are you trying to bring?

From Me to Brian ******:

Brian,

I just want to bring a few duffel bags of clothes. Also, yes, the EZ pass will still work.

Mike

From Brian ****** to Me:

That shouldn't be a problem. By the way, how old are you? Can you tell me a bit about yourself?

From Me to Brian ******:

I am 25, and I am a landscaper. I actually am going to Chicago for a national landscaper convention.

I just remembered, I also need to bring my weedwhacker. Will that fit in your car?

Mike

From Brian ****** to Me:

It should...I have a Honda Civic but it has a trunk access panel and we might be able to lay it across the back seat/trunk.

From Me to Brian ******:

Great! I also have a mini-fridge that I want to bring (my hotel doesn't have one, and I need to keep my vodka chilled). Can we squeeze this in as well?

Mike

From Brian ****** to Me:

How big is it. I need room for my things too.

From Me to Brian ******:

It is about half the size of a normal fridge. I have some duct tape and rope, we could strap it to the roof of your car.

From Brian ****** to Me:

I don't want to do that sorry. How about you bring it and we can see if it will fit.

From Me to Brian ******:

Sounds good! I'm sure it will fit. I also want to bring my TV...it is a 50" flat screen. Is that a problem? I really hate the small TVs they have at the hotel.

From Brian ****** to Me:

How much shit are you bringing dude? Are you trying to move to Chicago? I said I have a Civic... not a moving van.

From Me to Brian ******:

I'm not bringing that much stuff, just my clothes, weedwhacker, mini-fridge, and TV. You said you had room for my stuff...now you don't? I don't understand. Does this mean we can't take my recliner either?

From Brian ****** to Me:

Are you for real?

From Me to Brian ******:

Yes I am for real.

I just had an idea...Does your Civic have a hitch? I want to bring my Ford F250 truck, could we hook it to your car? It would be nice for me to have my truck in Chicago so I don't have to ride in those dirty cabs everywhere. We could put some of the stuff I want to bring in the bed of my truck, since you "suddenly" don't have that much room.

From Brian ****** to Me:

Why don't you just drive your goddamn truck there. This is crazy

From Me to Brian ******:

Don't get me wrong, I love my truck, but it isn't so good on gas mileage. Can't we just tow it there? It works out better this way, because I wanted to bring my four wheeler but was afraid to ask you because you seem to be getting all pissy about me bringing my stuff.

From Brian ****** to Me:

Why the hell do you need all this shit for a trip to chicago. If anything it is your truck that should be towing my Civic. For christ's sake man, get real.

From Me to Brian ******:

Oh, do you think your Civic isn't capable of towing my truck? I understand. Tell you what, I'll talk to my friend Anthony. He's a mechanic, and could put a better motor in your car so it has more power to tow my truck. It shouldn't cost that much. What is your number? I'll tell him to give you a call.

From Brian ****** to Me:

I'm done talking to you.

From Me to Brian ******:

So am I still getting the ride? I talked to Anthony and he actually needs a ride to Chicago too. I told him he could come if he helps pay for gas. Do you have an extra seat for him? He might have some stuff he wants to bring.
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John I love your tactic of constant pushing for something more. really got me laughing when i read the part about the TV and then the truck :)
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could I come too? I don't have any stuff,but I do have a pet cat, his name is Tige.oh buy the way I live outside of Phila. That won't be a problem will it?
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That's the most hilarious site EVER! I really have to cry because of laughing. You're the man, Mike!
Young Man (2012-06-16 14:06:35)
I just had an idea...Does your Civic have a hitch? I want to bring my Ford F250 truck, could we hook it to your car? It would be nice for me to have my truck in Chicago so I don't have to ride in those dirty.....LMAO
Jay (2012-02-24 03:03:14)
I can't eat or drink while reading any of Mike's e-mails here!!! I make a mess of myself each time, it's so hilarious!!!
1337 (2011-11-28 07:53:09)
fucken awesome !!!
Johnny Eyeball (2011-10-19 11:01:59)
"He might have some stuff he wants to bring."
Patrick Bateman (2011-09-20 16:02:01)
I LOVE how he just pushes it a little further with every email, "oh and one more thing.." That's where the comedy comes in!
Kankakee (2011-09-15 04:15:19)
Haha Wilmindton, IL is only 30-45 minutes from Chicago on I-55
meow (2011-08-23 18:11:34)
i think that this one is the best one. that last email was hilarious.
Ugo (2011-08-15 15:15:20)
Wow! The final sentence is epic!
Yomom (2011-08-02 17:34:36)
Hey Romarez, why don't you come over. I planned this after reading your comment "AAnd I suck cocks." Eh, what do you think?
@Adam (2011-07-15 00:21:55)
If you died Laughing then how did you type this?
HAHAHA (2011-06-17 13:43:21)
"I talked to Anthony and he actually needs a ride to Chicago too.Do you have an extra seat for him? He might have some stuff he wants to bring." the whole house friggin shook with my laughter
kim the cockgobblers (2011-06-09 00:24:46)
I also wanted to bring my 4 wheeler but you seem to be pissy about me bringing my stuff lmao
Fun Ny (2011-05-03 22:44:48)
This is the best one yet.
1325 (2011-04-22 15:52:12)
omg ahaha and the ad was only for a ride to chicago so how would u convince another person to carry all ur shit back loool i wonder what was going through brians mind....
Dexter (2011-04-21 09:39:41)
BRUTAL!
hur durp anthony (2011-03-29 16:44:38)
derp i was le mechanic
Sujo (2011-03-29 02:50:25)
Look what you have done. I started hiccuping reading this.
Yellow (2011-02-25 14:42:22)
I lost it when he mentioned the F250. That was perfection!
BOSS BITCH (2011-02-24 00:50:17)
I wanna come too bitches!
Paige (2011-02-21 22:36:18)
Lmao this is hilarious! this guy should win an award!
Adam (2011-01-31 23:24:40)
I died laughing!!
Mr. Tells-You-Stuff! (2011-01-03 18:04:09)
Whats not to like? ;D
Romarez1ty (2010-12-03 02:53:34)
@Jenny what you no like gay foreigners?
Mad Max (2010-11-21 09:07:53)
I could definitely see you needing a four wheeler in Chicago.
PenisCupcake (2010-11-04 00:20:19)
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Jenny (2010-10-27 10:45:19)
@romarez1ty What is up with dicks and sucking, how is that even an insult? :) jus sayin
Mason (2010-10-25 00:43:43)
Be a human. Don't be a bitch. /
@Mason (2010-10-21 00:02:49)
WTF? That wouldn't be funny, that would kill it. What are you, 5?
Mason (2010-10-06 02:28:25)
Lol it would have been awesome if Mike had said, "do you mind if I hitch up my house to the back of your Civic since I really don't want to stay in a hotel"
Moni (2010-10-03 04:32:00)
This one made me cry..love it.
Romarez1ty (2010-09-29 21:58:38)
And I suck cocks
Romarez1ty (2010-09-12 22:47:58)
Also I am a dumb ass foreigner that speaks bad english
Dakota (2010-07-30 18:32:40)
The funniest one yet XD ha ha ha
Echo (2010-07-23 06:52:22)
lol jesus
The Hurricane (2010-07-22 09:19:58)
Hey look we can all repeat what it says in the email! Hurray!!!
christina.g (2010-07-21 16:31:27)
this is the funniest one so far that i have read
unnamed (2010-07-18 01:13:42)
the ending is amazing.hemight have somestuff he wants to bring too. lol
adrian (2010-06-30 05:31:45)
he might have some stuff he wants to bring!
ED (2010-06-22 22:32:43)
u r awesome!!
anthonylol (2010-06-19 12:44:40)
since you "suddenly" don't have that much room
Stinky (2010-06-17 16:13:07)
I can't stop laughing! If this didn't at least bring a smile to your face you better check with your Dr. because you might be in a coma.
anonymous (2010-06-09 22:41:05)
this is the best of all!!!! So am I still getting the ride? I talked to Anthony and he actually needs a ride to Chicago too. I told him he could come if he helps pay for gas. Do you have an extra seat for him? He might have some stuff he wants to bring
santii (2010-06-09 14:12:25)
haha funny
Dana (2010-05-31 22:19:15)
Kitaen porchana dotistatro tifa latro! >:( Kotchae!
GayJames (2010-05-30 20:23:40)
This was as fabulous as French toast!
Brian (2010-05-28 12:20:25)
What an asshole
Kayla (2010-05-20 22:17:57)
This shit makes me happy. This is the stuff that makes my day so much fucking better, wow, i just bought the book:)
Cujo (2010-05-19 14:55:51)
Dammit, Man! I'm sitting here, reading these things, my nose snotting up and big, fat tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. You are a true asshole! And you've killed my afternoon at work!
muntu (2010-05-13 14:27:31)
funny heh! drive around.
muntu (2010-05-13 14:12:29)
funny heh! drive around.
muntu (2010-05-13 14:11:14)
funny heh! drive around.
anonymous (2010-05-13 14:11:01)
funny heh! drive around.
lol (2010-05-05 11:46:46)
and the guy was nice enough to accept all the stuffs in the beginning! what a person. lol
Yoshimano (2010-04-26 05:52:09)
"Does this mean we can't take my recliner either?" LOL it just blew me off the chair
flyinipig (2010-04-24 02:19:05)
buhaha
Anthony (2010-04-23 05:18:44)
Jesus, this one was epic.
Rocket (2010-04-23 00:11:52)
He adds his truck and his mechanic to boot! Fucking epic LOL. thx
Person (2010-04-17 01:33:45)
I like how the guy doesn't even care that the easy-pass is stolen.
Andy (2010-04-14 08:35:51)
I almost died laughing--not kidding.
Poop. (2010-04-12 18:36:04)
LOOOL.
anonymous (2010-04-08 19:48:07)
and the rope and tape
anonymous (2010-04-08 19:47:43)
and the guy doesn't get that he's trying to make it sound like he killed someone.... Duffel bags full of clothes freezer
>:D (2010-04-07 23:44:44)
i have not laughed on any other post harder than this one, totally epic how he just keeps adding to the list making them bigger each time. Epic
giggity (2010-04-06 18:58:04)
"How much shit are you bringing dude? Are you trying to move to Chicago? I said I have a Civic... not a moving van."
spanick (2010-03-20 12:43:19)
Oh, great, I can also bring my jet plane. It's going to be great!
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I almost choked laughing so hard, would have been a great way to die, I donated $20 because I have not laughed this much since I don't know when, I'm going to have six pack abs before long because of the intense workout from laughing, you are a tr
Gene (2010-03-06 16:35:36)
This site really kicks it!! I have not laughed so hard that I can remember!!! Great daily hardy laugh. My signature is Comedy is the medicine for the mind.... Your site makes it true....
Ryan (2010-03-04 16:06:58)
im dieing here... i laughed to hard i cant read another one im in so much pain
OMG (2010-03-04 14:30:03)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! a RECLYNER!
michael (2010-03-03 23:36:51)
LOL! classic ending. he might have some stuff he wants to bring....
bob (2010-03-02 19:54:29)
brilliant, you are the laugh hot sauce.
Kavas (2010-03-02 12:11:36)
Oh jeez!! My stomach hurts! I was laughing so hard at that one! Great one man!
Ryan (2010-03-01 20:19:28)
So, am I still getting the ride? Lmfao.
larhea1 (2010-03-01 18:18:29)
L.O.L!!!!!!!!!!! This one w
Permaphrost (2010-02-23 10:27:55)
fucking L.O.L. "Do you have an extra seat for him? He might have some stuff he wants to bring. " I completely lost it here.
PetersGayPartnerGary (2010-02-22 12:07:15)
Damn it Peter! Why are you always so negative?!
anonymous (2010-02-19 01:52:44)
Not Funny.
Steph (2010-02-18 19:29:19)
Lmao! "I wanna bring my Ford F250 too." That is gold!
MRguyandhis2 (2010-02-13 17:41:53)
lmao dude i cried from laughter this is even funnier than the xbox 360 email lmao
Jerry Smith (2010-02-13 13:23:11)
Comedy Gold.
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i disabled ad block & clicked just for your generosity.
Levi (2010-02-12 10:42:13)
My chest hurts from laughing so hard and I almost pissed myself
dave (2010-02-11 11:30:24)
this is definitely one of the top ten!
Z (2010-02-11 00:12:23)
This is above and beyond
Anonymous (2010-02-10 18:18:00)
ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!
peter (2010-02-02 00:37:09)
This is the funniest of them all. Keep up the good work!
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AMZING! Best site ever!!! I seriously have told all my friends about this!!
anonymous (2010-01-10 02:01:41)
Awesome.
Zepex (2010-01-07 07:52:35)
Fvcking great!
freddie (2009-12-23 17:11:17)
this is the funniest site i have ever seen
alex (2009-12-23 11:39:02)
brilliant!!!!
Lindsey (2009-12-20 21:22:41)
hahah I have the hiccups from laughing so hard at all of these. you are my hero.
D uncan (2009-12-13 03:42:10)
Hah, hilarious. This guy needs space for his stuff too but the other guy cannot understand it.
Ke-Tin (2009-12-11 19:24:35)
You = God
aguy (2009-12-11 17:02:13)
"How much shit are you bringing dude? Are you trying to move to Chicago? I said I have a Civic... not a moving van." LOL
ridiculous (2009-12-11 14:53:22)
regardless you seem to be neither a worker nor a student so you still arent doing anything
you are a moron (2009-12-10 22:30:40)
@ ridiculous:These students are saying they are laughing in class fuck face, not during a break or at lunch. And the workerswell they could be on break, but most people on break at work leave their work station. Fucking Retard!!!
ridiculous (2009-12-10 18:16:47)
students & workers: what exactly are you doing reading this...if you're not a student and not working then you can't complain that they're taking a break because you're the lazy one. and if you are one of the two above mentioned then wow..
students and workers (2009-12-09 02:05:47)
Do your fucking school work in class you stupid shitheads!!! And workers, go back to fucking work you lazy assholes!!!!
students and workers (2009-12-09 02:03:33)
This is why the everyone is so stupid now (students to busy on the web and not doing their school work), and this is why things cost so much (paying workers to surf the web instead of working which raises prices on everything).
Students and workers (2009-12-09 02:00:15)
Students should be doing school work in school not surfing the web. Workers should be working at work not surfing the web.
done can (2009-12-05 20:35:44)
i thought it was funny when the babysitter from the horse farm tried to come along for the ride but really just wanted a place to leave the horse parts but the guy got mad because he doesn't believe in killing horses just to make room for a truck.
The Dunk Inn (2009-12-05 20:23:32)
including the *Duncan/cann/khan* comments is equally funny. you're a hoot.
elvin (2009-11-28 21:20:16)
this is easily one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life
chelsakins (2009-11-26 16:06:21)
haahahaha ohhh gosh i loved this !
Shaq_FI (2009-11-18 14:56:39)
This is soo funny. I think I'm gonna throw up if read anymore this stuff. I got good laughs, thx :D
Winnie (2009-11-16 16:46:33)
Couldn't stop laughing! Awesome stuff man
Jeroen (2009-11-16 09:25:11)
I have to stop reading this site because my head starts to hurt cause me laughing so damn hard.
Lonan (2009-11-11 20:02:38)
Its 1 in the morning and im in work supposed to be going to bed but this shit is so fucking funny i just cant stop reading... keep up the good work.
Rob (2009-11-08 17:17:09)
This site is genius!!
anonymous (2009-11-05 14:20:04)
I LOVE IT!!!
Gordo (2009-11-02 13:14:45)
Brilliant!
king of narweigh (2009-10-31 14:37:51)
too funny!
Steve 3p Bilznitch (2009-10-30 20:16:58)
the next room reading all of this brilliant, hilarious stuff and laughing my arse off. I'm also periodically scratching my satchel whilst drinking an A&W root beer.
Steve 3p Bilznitch (2009-10-30 20:15:37)
This is the best phucking site on the internet. My wife is PISSSED at me because I'm howling right now while she attempts to watch her god-forsaken Ghost Whisperer show. I refuse to sit there with here and suffer through that shite. So I'm in
Krees toe four (2009-10-30 11:25:57)
Lmfao tht last reply was golden! The buildup was excellent and the plog made sense. I love this site, found out a week ago and its now my fb status :D (as if any1 cares tho) uhh by any chance u guys know of bloodninja? Its the shit
newshoes (2009-10-28 22:38:07)
the delivery and build up was perfect on this one! I laughed so hard that my cheeks are sore...
Enrique Paino (2009-10-27 22:18:20)
lmao so funny the best ever
Josh (2009-10-26 01:48:23)
This is the best one of them all. Fuckin' hilarious!
OMG (2009-10-22 18:11:19)
that is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Rob (2009-10-17 14:26:33)
genius
randallflag (2009-10-14 14:22:00)
If the people commenting are stupid, then youre even stupider for making fun of them by posting a comment. Asshole.
PLUMPMIN (2009-10-06 03:55:31)
Ha! You should write absurd responses to ads. If people reply foolishly, you could put them on a website. That would be funny! Plus, stupid people will post comments, I'm sure.
Ms. Daffodills (2009-10-03 13:08:03)
will u fucking marry me?
:) (2009-10-01 10:19:54)
omg laughed so hard...great site added it on to my list of favs
DayDay (2009-10-01 08:30:42)
It's funny coz he's fat!
alec (2009-09-29 11:58:26)
I just started bursting out in class, everyone just started looking at me, these are hillarious, keep it up!
ethan (2009-09-29 00:00:35)
man, i need a ride to chicago too =( what a dick haha
smokalot (2009-09-27 10:46:31)
I need a fucking ride to chicago too
ass hurts (2009-09-20 05:36:48)
one of the best
ashley (2009-09-18 02:14:09)
lol no shit dunkin
BIGmomma (2009-09-15 18:56:11)
I just peed my pants laughing!
connor (2009-09-15 12:20:30)
baahhhh baahhh
dunkin (2009-09-12 17:29:28)
it's funny because he wants the guy to bring his stuff to chicago but the guy doesn't want to take all his stuff to chicago, because it's too much stuff.
Al (2009-09-09 23:18:49)
haha this is funnnnny
Jesus (2009-09-09 15:28:45)
That shite was hilarious.
Ben (2009-09-09 14:32:09)
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
The CC... (2009-09-09 10:11:40)
I'm glad you're back with some new stories. You have been missed. I was cracking up with this one. TheConstantComplainer.com
Rob (2009-09-06 21:48:19)
Found your site today and have been lmao!. You have a gift, outrageous and excellent shit.
anonymous (2009-09-03 12:58:07)
Laughed till I cried
fiurthnys (2009-09-02 20:29:05)
who the f is Ken. Please drinking and posting do not mix.
Derb (2009-09-02 18:45:09)
I'm concerned that Ken has an oral fixation. A quick cure would be to nibble on a Glock 17L with a hollow point in the chamber. :-)
Kenneth (2009-09-01 09:31:05)
OMG, i just want to s your d now
i used to love (2009-09-01 09:01:37)
when there were new posts often.
Meh (2009-09-01 03:26:05)
I do my own and more than 10% reply to me. I'd say about 50% do.
anonymous (2009-09-01 02:33:52)
A lot of you are idiots. Read his FAQ "Why don't they just ignore you? Most of them do. I'd say only 10% of people I write to write back." That's a big reason he isn't updating the site every second. This should also tell you i
lizzle (2009-08-31 19:15:07)
i love how you put dmont in it lmao.
Ron Bergundy (2009-08-31 03:42:41)
Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!
Dora (2009-08-30 21:27:38)
Best Laugh ive had in years! Keep them coming!
Ali (2009-08-30 12:39:10)
Omg these are hilarious i just got onto this site today and i cant go away!! Keep up the good work!
DING DONG! (2009-08-30 12:19:20)
Time for a new update, you dog!
Phelim (2009-08-29 17:27:48)
Any chance of an RSS feed for this?
Liam (2009-08-29 10:46:23)
this isn't your best but its up there
Sam (2009-08-28 15:02:31)
Man, your stuff has made me chuckle before, but this one had me grabbing my sides. Freaking hilarious.
donecan (2009-08-28 12:45:54)
This is funny because once he is towing the Ford F250, one can assume that the Civic's gas consumption will exceed that of the F250's itself.
Much better (2009-08-28 10:24:34)
Than your previous one... still Duncans comment made me laugh more
RR (2009-08-28 10:23:05)
I love it how all the "armchair consumers" suddenly become connoisseurs and give "constructive criticism" for things they can't do themselves.
Useful Advice (2009-08-28 03:21:40)
You really should update this site more often. It's the long wait between updates that make people expect too much and whine.
Julianna (2009-08-28 01:11:30)
BEST LINE : 'he might have some stuff he wants to bring' I love your website. Keep it up.
For Real? (2009-08-27 19:36:43)
The mark asks "Are you for real?" Ha, that's like asking an undercover cop "Are you a cop?"
soar (2009-08-27 19:30:02)
@Rod San Diego what the fuck more do you want? This is what the site is about? Emailing idiots and trolling them. Get the fuck out of here.
chicagoian (2009-08-27 17:23:33)
there isnt any tolls from wilmington to chicago taking i-55. also its not ez-pass its i-pass :) loved it either way.
anthony (2009-08-27 16:07:17)
blow me
anonymous (2009-08-27 15:01:36)
lmfao I loved this one. "How much shit are you bringing dude? Are you trying to move to Chicago? I said I have a Civic... not a moving van. "
Hal (2009-08-27 13:25:43)
I don't think they make EZ Pass for weed whackers.
coolurule (2009-08-27 12:20:08)
Just got this link as a forward and it is hilarious , read the latest one and just couldn't stop till i finished reading the entire Archives! Will keep visiting back
anon (2009-08-27 12:08:36)
this site makes me laugh more than any other, hands down.
Ken (2009-08-27 09:31:36)
Omg, i love it :D i just want to s your d :D
Rod San Diego (2009-08-27 06:36:08)
This site used to be funny, now is the same thing over and over. Come up with something more fun, change a bit...
peteR (2009-08-27 03:00:20)
Anthony was a nice addition to this gag~!
kat (2009-08-27 02:58:05)
THIS IS SOOO FUNNNNYYYYY. "Does this mean we can't take my recliner either?"
Aunt Alice (2009-08-27 01:32:16)
You are one sick nephew. LMFAO cmary is the best
az_nate (2009-08-26 21:42:15)
Nice pretty funny!!
Kavorka (2009-08-26 20:12:35)
I would check this site more often, but I'm dangerous Jerry. I'm very dangerous!
Mrs. Schmitty (2009-08-26 19:52:55)
You need an RSS Feed! Your stuff is hilarious!!!
Lolmeter (2009-08-26 19:22:27)
3.2/10
dunkan (2009-08-26 19:08:06)
donuts
babaganoosh (2009-08-26 19:07:48)
whuuuut
Great (2009-08-26 18:26:36)
This one was great. Laugh every time
anonymous (2009-08-26 17:20:51)
and mega is a retard.
DunCant (2009-08-26 17:18:19)
This website is nothing without duncan. Duncan explains it all.
Anythony (2009-08-26 16:43:34)
Does this mean I'm not going to get my ride?
sitelover (2009-08-26 13:20:38)
This site rules! Thanks for the laughs!
bill (2009-08-26 13:15:21)
u are gay
anonymous (2009-08-26 12:28:25)
Not your best work...
Tom G (2009-08-26 08:26:52)
I don't get it. Where's Duncan when you need something explained?
anonymous (2009-08-26 07:54:13)
Remindeds me of the movie the jerk, all I need is my weedwacker, and my tv, I need my mini-fridge and this I need this....
Brian (2009-08-26 06:28:00)
I still say you should've towed my Civic with your truck, dude.
dancun (2009-08-26 04:57:17)
This is funny because it is funny
L2FuckingDeliver (2009-08-26 04:46:50)
Plz&Thx
thejackyl (2009-08-26 04:02:12)
epic lawlz
JudyBee (2009-08-26 01:49:15)
excellent - one of your better ones. You really had this one hooked - line and sinker!
IDIOTS! (2009-08-26 01:33:33)
Hi, I am a lot of people that post on this site!
Patrick Bateman (2009-08-25 23:09:42)
Duncan is in the duffel bags... he's in pieces you could say. I've gotta go return some videotapes now.
Carl (2009-08-25 21:26:56)
Haha, what an idiot, you can't fit all of that stuff in a Civic! This Mike Partlow guy doesn't seem too smart.
Shut up (2009-08-25 21:16:03)
For all the people complaining and criticizing, why don't you go and start your own fucking site, harrasing people in some way? I'd like to see how many people would actually be able to do better...
imnluvwitdunc! (2009-08-25 15:51:37)
this guy is genius!
anonymous (2009-08-25 15:14:13)
Thank you Duncan, for your original and deep insights. lol
Cryo (2009-08-25 11:40:59)
Yeah this one was rather boring.
anonymous (2009-08-25 10:24:17)
As great as always.
dunc an (2009-08-25 10:03:07)
what the hell? my name actually is duncan and i cant post under my real name lol
Mackadocious (2009-08-25 09:49:43)
AWESOME!!! LOL
Igor (2009-08-25 09:26:32)
Epic.
Taylor (2009-08-25 07:59:49)
Who ever is posting as Duncan is a jackass. We know why it is funny, we just read the fucking thing.
dave (2009-08-25 06:45:45)
instal RSS feed please!! Good shit as always dude. You will make sooo much moola when you publish this as a book/movie
Bryan (2009-08-25 05:19:07)
I think his original plan was probably to go with the dead girlfriend's body idea, but when the other guy didn't catch on he thought of another way to continue the skit.
skywalker (2009-08-25 04:55:47)
could be better tbh
anonymous (2009-08-25 02:49:48)
I thought he had killed his girlfriend and was trying to get rid of the body. I mean he mentions duffel bags and he's a landscaper....would have been 3x funnier that way....
Delonte Wests Donuts (2009-08-25 02:03:20)
You better have em
RSS Feed (2009-08-25 02:00:14)
I do not exist for this site.
stevether (2009-08-25 01:24:28)
Awesome.
DuncaN (2009-08-25 00:57:07)
That's funny because he asked to put large and heavy items in the man's car, when the man needed space for his own things in the car. Haha that's crazy
JoeBlow (2009-08-25 00:54:39)
Funny as ever. My only complaint is that I'd love to see a new one every day.
Deteriorating (2009-08-25 00:35:22)
Some of the recent ones are just not funny. I didn't even chuckle on this one. As compared to special wife, shaniqua (all 3) and high rise delivery where I was litterally lmao.
Reader (2009-08-25 00:28:56)
Great job; keep it up.
Jazzy (2009-08-24 23:54:57)
Lol. This was cute. The sad thing is that she could've fit the tv and the mini frige too. xD
wannabe (2009-08-24 23:37:04)
You make it so tempting to start messing with Craigslist ad posters, I only don't because I know it would never measure up to this level of hilarity... thanks for giving so many such huge laughs!
anonomouse! (2009-08-24 22:52:03)
this site is slowly sinking into oblivion... i am very disappointed
Patrick Bateman (2009-08-24 22:50:10)
I need to take Paul Allen's body parts to Chicago, can I come too? I've got them in a nice Jean-Paul Gaultier overnight bag.
France (2009-08-24 21:18:54)
I thought the same thing as Swine Online did. I'm glad it wasn't predictable.
sorgi (2009-08-24 19:28:44)
Kevin sorgi smells like poo
Jen (2009-08-24 18:11:09)
Wilmington to Chicago isn't that horrible of a drive. Maybe they should just drive to Joliet (where I'm from) and take the Metra in? Yeah...sounds good to me...
Sgt. Butthole (2009-08-24 17:47:44)
This shit is fucking hilarious.
Chop ling (2009-08-24 16:38:45)
Yah vary funneh You need lift to land of clowns?
DunCANT (2009-08-24 16:35:27)
haha ha
anonymous (2009-08-24 16:19:47)
This may be my favorite.
d uncan (2009-08-24 16:02:58)
haha that is too much stuff for his civic to carry. it seems like many of these tend to revolve around this premise.
lilvanilla (2009-08-24 15:36:43)
omg....this makes my day everyday..thanks for the laughs...
Donagh (2009-08-24 15:29:05)
Tai juokinga, nes pilietinis yra aikiai per maa, palyginti su Ford F250. Pilietinis savininkas negalėjo tikėtis io "Twist", todėl pridedant prie juokinga.
anonymous (2009-08-24 15:06:38)
Lmao. That's awesome. Also; make a fucking RSS feed so we don't have to check back everyday.
andromeda (2009-08-24 15:03:21)
Hehe... it's a nice build up to the last line. This one is priceless, thank you :)
travis (2009-08-24 15:00:37)
hey is there an RSS feed for your site?
toanonymous (2009-08-24 14:54:15)
The only one losing it is u. U lost ur sense of humor. There r those who "get it" and those who don't. U obviously don't.
Gidget (2009-08-24 14:43:00)
Oh come on people, I thought the part about the recliner was funny. The fact that he kept adding things in at the last minute that he wanted to bring on the trip was hilarious!
Sheng (2009-08-24 14:40:44)
this guys must be a salesperson.
FIRST! FIRST! (2009-08-24 14:35:54)
FIRST!!! I am the first to complete my transgender bender sex change with my dinner knife and fork. Anyone want my old ball sack?
anonymous (2009-08-24 14:27:38)
your losing it, 2 unfunny post in a row. Didnt even laugh once on this one...
mega (2009-08-24 14:26:55)
dude ive been reading all your posts for some time now, but i am just realizing how big of a clown that idiot dunncan is LOL! wtf is with him insulting out intelligence? like we dont understand why your posts are so fucking hysterical lol
Ralphie May (2009-08-24 14:00:41)
Hey I need a ride to Chicago...do you think there is room for me?
Miguel (2009-08-24 13:51:31)
One of your best! I loved it.
spectator (2009-08-24 13:50:03)
lol, classic! Love ur stuff!!!!!
lolno (2009-08-24 13:42:59)
was it meant to be funny ???
NC (2009-08-24 13:42:51)
Hi, I've translated your website in French. Take a look at repondezpas.blogspot.com. Let me know Awesome job Bye
Swine online (2009-08-24 13:35:26)
At first I thought you were gonna imply you killed your girlfriend and were gonna bring her body parts in the duffel bags.
goodshitguy (2009-08-24 13:33:50)
this is good and for all you nay sayers fuck you and get swine flu. bitches
Dunncan (2009-08-24 13:32:51)
This is funny because the Civic is clearly too small in relation to the Ford F250. The Civic owner was not expecting this "twist" thus adding to the funny.
Matt (2009-08-24 13:26:33)
Love the last line.
Mike (2009-08-24 13:10:30)
Well done Sir.
LoL (2009-08-24 13:07:40)
That one was funny, I forgive you for the previous one.
Stig.B (2009-08-24 13:02:05)
Era fittor, sluta fittas med folk!! RDD for life you fucking lowlife's. I'll bet you pay ss a visit every now and then.
anonymous (2009-08-24 12:59:32)
Anthony actually needs a ride to Chicago too! Brilliant!
anonymous (2009-08-24 12:55:31)
hahah!
brian (2009-08-24 12:53:10)
In before the whiners

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