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From Me to *********@********.org:
Hey, are you still looking to get a fake invoice? I run a repair shop off of 95 in Essington and could easily print something out for you.
From Dave ******** to Me:
yea dude that would be great. it needs to be for like $1200 but your a mechanic im sure you can think of something that costs that much. essington is kinda out of my way so i just need a good reason for my wife that explains why i was down there, ya hear?
From Me to Dave ********:
Alright, I can print one out in a few minutes and scan it for you. As for your wife, just tell her you were on your way to Chester to buy drugs and your car broke down, so you just had it towed to the nearest shop. Be sure to mention how great our service was.
From Dave ******** to Me:
yeah great idea genius that would go over real well. im better off coming clean about my bad luck in atlantic city, but that aint happenin neither
From Me to Dave ********:
I don't see why it wouldn't go over well. Lots of people go out of their way to Chester for drugs. I get my coke from Chester all of the time. It is cheap, and good, too.
Anyway, I've attached the invoice I wrote up for you. I forgot to ask the Make/Model/Year of your car, so I just took a guess. If I am wrong, let me know and I can change it.
From Dave ******** to Me:
if you guessed 98 corolla then id be impressed otherwise could you put that in, and date it for today? thanks a lot for your help dude
From Dave ******** to Me:
wait a minute what the fuck is this shit
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$200 to unjam a tape deck are you for real man? that isnt even a real problem
what the fuck is a "transgasket differential" are you serious dude, this shit isnt going to fly. 50 bucks to set the dashboard clock wtf man
like seriously man are you fucking retarded? wtf is this bullshit
From Me to Dave ********:
Yes, I typically charge around $200 to unjam a tape deck. Have you ever tried to do it? It is a pain in the ass. Some people panic and try to rewind their tapes and that just makes it even worse.
I charge $50 to set the dashboard clock, but it is well worth every penny. It is the most accurate time reading you will ever have. I sync it down to the millisecond with the official NIST time, and I have it verified by a certified time expert.
You've got me there on the transgasket differential. I just make that up and charge $400 for it and people usually pay it without much argument. Especially women, which brings me to my next point.
Women tend to know nothing about cars, so your wife will probably just look at the document and get confused by all that fancy car lingo. All women need to see is the money amount, which I have made very clear at the bottom of the invoice.
From Dave ******** to Me:
cmon man quit dicking me around and put some real shit on there. i dont know what kind of bullshit shop you are running over there, but neither me or my wife would believe this thing
and fix the car info. out of all the guesses you could have made you guessed that i drive a fucking delorean? for real dude?
From Me to Dave ********:
Sorry, you just struck me as the kind of guy who would have a DeLorean.
If you really think your wife isn't going to fall for that, I'll give you a more realistic looking document. Here is a realistic bank statement you can use to show your wife where your money went.
From Dave ******** to Me:
wow thats great buddy thanks for nothing you fucking retard
hey why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential. what a douchebag
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anonymous (2013-01-23 00:47:27)
Started laughing at "DeLorean", didn't stop until the end.
Mark (2013-01-16 17:34:42)
This has got to be funniest shit I've ever read....keep up the good work!
Valisk (2013-01-16 03:53:12)
@Nick: It IS a reference to Back to the Future.
Jim (2013-01-06 19:35:14)
Lol this made my fucking ass puke!
mz. lady (2012-12-21 08:31:14)
lol .... that is the funniest thing i he=ave sen in a long time .......lmao
Heh (2012-12-15 03:40:31)
Hahaha... transgasket differential what the fuck is that.. omg nice
MikeyP (2012-12-12 23:51:31)
The most hilarious aspect (to me) of this whole matter is how demanding "Dave" is while he's not even willing to offer $.02 to the one who's helping him out of his "jam"! I feel sorry for his wife, she's married to a pretentio
Cris (2012-11-19 09:25:11)
You should consider going on TV man !!!
Rich B. (2012-11-17 09:49:16)
Funny, made me laugh.
Nick (2012-10-22 19:35:45)
As soon as he mentioned a DeLorean, I half-expected to see a reference to Back To The Future.
Luke Warm (2012-09-13 01:00:22)
"Verified by a certified time expert"....holy shit lmao
anonymous (2012-09-12 10:11:19)
The only thing that would have made this better is if he put something on the invoice about recharging the flux capacitor
JCote (2012-09-10 17:47:35)
OK, so glad i took the time to read through these comments because my wife is sitting across the couch looking at me like im a fucking idiot cause im litterally in tears! LMFAO that was a riot!!!!!
Jim Morrison (2012-09-04 20:57:12)
"why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential. what a douchebag"
Oh my God that was fucking hilarious
Sean (2012-08-28 00:23:44)
1.21 gigawatts !!!!!
Troy (2012-08-12 07:21:03)
Fucking funny stuff.. I've been in hysterics since 'Wait a minute what the fuck is this shit' LOLOLOLOL
Rich k (2012-07-30 13:18:44)
I would've fallen for it. Makes sense to me. Yeah, right. This Guy's a moron.
hometown (2012-07-26 05:31:34)
seriously fucking pissed my pants. "Sorry, you just struck me as the kind of guy who would have a DeLorean." What a fuckin riot. Love this shit. Keep it up.
lololol (2012-07-23 12:49:58)
HAHAHAHA "Description: ATM WITHDRAWL. MEMO: BLOWJOB FROM PROSTITUTE" I laughed so hard it hurt XD
Miss Sarcasm (2012-07-21 00:20:43)
hey why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential.
:P I love this guy...
Buacks (2012-07-20 15:57:23)
Hahahahahahaah "out of all the guesses you could have made you guessed that i drive a fucking delorean? for real dude?"
anonymous (2012-07-18 22:59:12)
I think you missed a good opportunity there… you should have fixed the invoice, then a week later followed up for payment… plus overdue penalties.
Kimmy (2012-07-16 14:36:28)
I loved this ..lol too funny
lul (2012-07-13 19:40:40)
wait what the fuck is this shit LOLOL
Martin Gjol (2012-07-04 09:48:41)
The best part would be if you had gotten his add and told him you have sendt the invoice to his home so his girlfrind would 100% belive his story... :-)
aFan (2012-07-04 01:15:04)
With this guy asking you for a dam favor hes going to talk to you like that? Nerve of some people holy shit..But Atlantic City invoice CLASSIC!
Denton (2012-06-29 00:12:25)
" I sync it down to the millisecond with the official NIST time, and I have it verified by a certified time expert. "
Christ...NIST, there are some people who would do just that.
TransgasketRepairman (2012-06-26 09:29:36)
"hey why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential. lost in, lol'd at work
McFly (2012-06-26 04:30:48)
I would have put a "Flux Capacitor" on the invoice
anonymous (2012-06-25 09:32:17)
A fucking DeLorian oh my god XD
Nino (2012-06-25 03:17:25)
mitch (2012-06-24 08:35:06)
Ill need more details, to fix a flux
James (2012-06-18 07:19:41)
Obviously hasn't seen David thornes work
Ardalan (2012-06-17 03:15:43)
Man...you a real jive turkey! no one else can do it better than you!
Anonymous Reader (2012-06-15 07:01:33)
Anyone notice on the memo
"BLOWJOB FROM PROSTITUTE"? XD
Lol'd (2012-06-12 06:22:19)
Definitely the best one I've read so far, been stuck on here for over an hour ... Laughed uncontrollably for a couple mins at the "up ur ass with your transgaskit differential " lol, and now again having typed it and reliving the memory, super
dafuque (2012-06-08 11:22:59)
hey why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential. XDDD
anonymous (2012-06-02 07:38:10)
goddamn I lol'd so hard a Delorean in the invoice
Dave (2012-05-23 06:41:54)
I had to take a break at "certified time expert."
Mrbandi (2012-05-17 08:16:13)
This is the best one so far :DD
Aroymart (2012-05-15 23:02:13)
omg. i lost it at
"go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential."
Nah (2012-05-03 19:39:24)
Nah, what was REALLY missing, was "Headlight Fluid Drained and Refilled"
sjt (2012-04-27 18:06:12)
Only thing missing was a flux capacitor lol..
Retarded (2012-04-27 09:24:26)
This moron couldn't just used paint or photoshop to modify the amazing document structure he was given lol! Instead he bitches and bitches lmao
tardulicious (2012-04-26 19:50:18)
I lost it at "certified time expert"
Buttseks (2012-04-25 22:17:41)
I love these. I laugh myself to tears every time.
Lol (2012-04-10 17:12:52)
I have it verified by a certified time expert. Awesome haha
Lol (2012-04-06 20:40:01)
I commend your BackToTheFuture reference.
@wepo (2012-03-16 06:20:47)
possibly the most pointless comment ever made.
Wepo (2012-03-08 10:41:38)
Funny, this is pretty close to where I'm from
Willao (2012-03-05 11:56:15)
Hahahaha omg I gotta stop reading these emails in class.. People probably think I'm crazy laughing in the back hahahhaha
Troll McTrollio (2012-03-01 17:35:11)
Trolled so hard I trolled on thie screen and passed out then woke up in a pool of vomit.
Brandon (2012-03-01 17:32:27)
Wow that shit is fucking hilarious. "out of all the guesses you could have made you guessed that i drive a fucking delorean?" ROFL that guy furreal is a dick tho, hiding crap from his wife. I'd laugh even harder at his wife's reaction to r
Wow (2012-02-29 11:10:57)
I think its funny how he is calling Mike a douchbag when he is the one trying to hide stuff from his wife...
Travis (2012-02-25 17:53:56)
Wow!!!!! I couldnt stop laughing at this!
tayler (2012-02-22 13:38:50)
Travis (2012-02-12 18:02:28)
Laughed my ass off, however I was little disappointed there wasn't a flux capacitor getting fixed.
Stevie (2012-02-06 01:42:58)
"wait a minute what the fuck is this shit"
Best response ever.
rob (2012-02-01 22:57:26)
lol, loved the Delorian joke in there. If Dave had one of those then he could just go back in time and not lose that $1200 in Atlantic city.
anonymous (2012-01-27 00:16:27)
Certified time expert.. Lol
anonymous (2012-01-04 22:56:58)
"a gram is $350 here in aus" WTF... in Peru it's around $7
Anonymous (2012-01-04 19:56:34)
180n or 8 ball wt thats is soo cheap
Velocikat (2011-12-28 18:43:09)
God. He calls Mike a douche, he's the one tricking his wife ^.^
I really laugh at this site :D thanks for making it so awesome!
miami (2011-12-26 07:41:25)
delorean. when was the last time any of you guys even thought about a delorean?
Jiggaboo Jones (2011-12-20 20:48:09)
This is the best trolling I have ever Seen EPIC !!!
I am fucking impressed [SALUTING]
Randy t (2011-12-14 18:08:09)
Pat Kelly is cute
Oronesse (2011-12-06 15:20:56)
"hey why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential"
That just killed me
nikki (2011-12-04 11:07:01)
this dude mike is the fucking TRUTH
Papi M (2011-11-28 07:46:12)
"thanks a lot for your help dude" and then suddenly Dave says "wait a minute what the fuck is this shit" ROTFLMAO
anonymous (2011-10-29 02:45:02)
too much? thats not fair!
a gram is $350 here in aus
anonymous (2011-10-27 15:35:42)
Hey Doc? Where are we going?
Back in Time?
"No Morty, Atlantic City."
Anyone else catch that?
annonymous (2011-10-19 07:12:15)
thats a lot of money for an eight ball dont you think! better be some good shit!
bob_dole (2011-10-14 09:51:00)
Chances of "bahaha's" dave and mikes dave being the same guy, 1 in 500,000. Chances of you winning the monopoly sweepstakes at McDonald's...1 in 4
regina (2011-10-07 19:23:31)
I build minitrucks. My husband knows better lol.
Matthew (2011-09-29 13:34:32)
Funny that he calls YOU a douche-bag, considering what he's doing. Lol!
lalalaaa (2011-09-25 12:58:42)
I read the "wtf is this shit" and then scrolled up...and couldn't figure out what was wrong with it until reading on.
S (2011-09-20 13:33:32)
how did he make that invoice? lololol
terry (2011-09-19 00:53:10)
Hey steve, stop saying "epic"
LMFAO (2011-09-15 04:31:43)
Thanks for your help dude!
wait a minute what the fuck is this shit
Steve (2011-09-09 11:30:18)
Hahahahahaha! A delorean! That was epic!
Transgasket Differen (2011-09-03 04:04:17)
mmmm your ass is great, mike
Mathew (2011-09-02 22:45:30)
"Sorry, you just struck me as the kind of guy who would have a DeLorean."
wifey (2011-08-24 05:10:46)
I'm not gonna lie, it probably would have worked on me.
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well.... (2011-08-11 11:06:23)
Valtrex isn't $50 man get the price right its usually around $20.
Anonymous (2011-08-10 20:59:23)
I fucking love you.
David (2011-08-02 20:43:18)
@Anon Flux capacitor...good one.
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fern (2011-07-28 09:37:06)
wait a minute what the fuck is this shit
lmao that part killed me
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chris (2011-07-24 23:01:09)
Hilarious! Some of these I feel kinda bad for the "victim" but this guys a dick for trying to trick his wife. Love the revised invoice. LOL@flux capacitor in the comments!
Marc (2011-07-23 17:52:20)
They see you trollin'; they hatin'. 'Cause when you troll, your arms get all long and curly.
Joker (2011-07-20 06:20:14)
This shit almost made me laugh out my dinner! This is fucking good shit man!
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LMAO (2011-07-19 18:20:09)
anonymous (2011-07-17 07:19:28)
thanks a lot for your help dude........wait a minute, what the fuck is this shit LOL
CRUSSO (2011-07-16 17:41:07)
HAHA this crap cracks me up
bahaha (2011-07-13 00:35:15)
So, you'd never guess it, but I met someone on facebook, who went by Dave, and he lost a shitload of money in atlantic city around mid-june. How much you wanna bet it's him??? I mean, how many people named dave could have lost $1200 in atlantic ci
bahaha (2011-07-13 00:34:54)
So, you'd never guess it, but I met someone on facebook, who went by Dave, and he lost a shitload of money in atlantic city around mid-june. How much you wanna bet it's him??? I mean, how many people named dave could have lost $1200 in atlantic ci
pat (2011-07-10 00:09:41)
mate i am laughing so bad....i ve a read a few of yours ,this one is great..
marvdg126 (2011-07-07 04:10:27)
I love the second reciept....$ 50.00 for Valtrex!!
hahah (2011-06-30 15:25:28)
What about changing the blinker fluid or the Muffler bearings? Clearly the flux capacitor had to go bad if he is driving a delorean! Come on mike, you had the delorean but forgot the goddamn flux capacitor! What if he wants to go 88 MPH?
niix (2011-06-28 12:56:33)
transgasket differential. leetskeet lingo.
Eric (2011-06-16 14:54:18)
A transgasket differential and a transgasket differentian replacement
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Kman (2011-06-13 00:14:25)
I'm still cracking up, the bank statement is awesome! I especial like the charge for the STD clinic!
Hahaha! (2011-06-08 13:11:46)
50 bucks for calibrating the clock? :DDDDDDD
Ian (2011-06-06 21:56:52)
Wow, I hope David's wife found out and kicked his ass, what a dick.
Eric (2011-06-04 14:56:32)
loled so hard "i don't know what it is but i charge it and people pay it" XPXPXPXPXP
Classic (2011-06-01 13:35:40)
One of the fuckin bests!! Belongs on the all-time top!!
lmao (2011-05-28 10:16:37)
I'm with the person below me....I re-read the invoice like 4 times making sure he didnt put that on there lol...very disappointed
anon (2011-05-27 09:38:41)
I was surprised I didn't see "flux capacitor" on the list of parts for the Delorean.
jake (2011-05-24 19:15:44)
miami vice theme song side a cassette stuck in the tape deck
Sara S (2011-05-24 14:23:49)
You are my hero!
Doug (2011-05-23 22:01:07)
It's too bad he didn't put his address anywhere.
no imp (2011-05-23 04:09:28)
y u no famous?
Tish (2011-05-22 15:24:05)
Hahahahaha Yeah you're the douche bag for messing with him when he's the one that blew $1200 in Atlantic City and is trying to hide it from his wife.
someone (2011-05-21 21:07:50)
the people you send e-mails to are so stupid they deserve all the trolling you make. continue to unlesh the fury of the troll upon those retards.
Slatan (2011-05-21 14:28:44)
If he acctually drove a DeLorian, could'nt he just go back in time and place some winning bets instead?
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Matt (2011-05-18 05:48:09)
It strikes me everytime that they are so RUDE! Your websites should be called emails to assholes!
Seriously, you're helping this guy out. and instead of politely asking you to change some of the products on the invoice in other ones. He starts sweari
anonymous (2011-05-17 17:32:38)
'82 DeLorean lol
anonymous (2011-05-11 14:28:30)
franko (2011-05-08 23:04:59)
this shit is fucking epic lmao
anonymous (2011-05-04 02:05:47)
Onlooker (2011-04-25 02:20:51)
Amusing. I feel like other comments are way too frequently overdone, they sound extremely sarcastic. Amusing... Not that amusing.
Jay (2011-04-23 17:02:57)
"why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential" . LMAO
anonymous (2011-04-19 17:10:17)
like he had the right to bitch about something he did...lofl..
transgasket differen (2011-04-19 03:47:08)
LMAO. One of the best for sure, I loled out loud!
SAM E whyteboy (2011-04-06 23:54:49)
lol good shit!!
Heather (2011-04-06 05:10:22)
This shit has me rolling for hours! Also, nice pop-up about "writing somthing, asshole". I accidentally pressed the enter key. LMAO.
BriscoCountyJr (2011-04-05 17:08:59)
Certified Time Expert. ICQTM.
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fBownz (2011-04-05 06:23:34)
cool he he he
sg (2011-04-04 17:00:01)
That is by far your funniest yet! I have been laughing about it all day!
Chris (2011-04-01 17:52:51)
Imagine how much more the repairs on that DeLorean would have been if you charged him for the new Flux Capacitor. You know how many parts shops my garage has had to call before we found one?
Anonymous (2011-03-31 22:34:03)
I think what you write is really funny and I want to buy the book but my parents won't let me have allowance anymore because I blew $136 on D&D dice.
Leo (2011-03-30 04:33:08)
Mike, you are GOD... My friend showed me the site today, and I can't stop laughing. Thank YOU!
Regular Guy (2011-03-29 23:37:01)
The car repair had me laughing so hard it hurt, but the "realistic bank statement" with perfect gamble-hooker-std-valtrex order had me in tears. Great work!
Oetti (2011-03-29 12:21:28)
@ Another Mike
I'm with you dude, my eyes are soaking wet and I have yet to stop laughing.
Steve (2011-03-29 02:11:33)
LMFAO! I have never laughed so hard at reading something than I have here and reading your book. You are funny as shit! (if that makes any sense). haha
Another Mike (2011-03-25 01:32:22)
I couldn't stop crying with laughter. My girlfriend called when I was reading this, and I couldn't talk for about 5 minutes straight to tell her what was so funny. My eyes are still tear stained as I write this. Whoever you are Mike, please do
LordOfHazard (2011-03-24 13:10:51)
omg I can't stop laughing. what about a flux capacitor calibration? lol.
Maj (2011-03-23 20:17:09)
Great guess, a DeLorean!! Hilarious! Genius!
Bonovox40 (2011-03-23 19:18:39)
This really cracked me up because I actually own an '81 DeLorean, and i have a jammed tape deck AND I cannot get the clock to display. (although the clock is on the gearshift base) Still ironic and funny how he came up with that!
BlackJack (2011-03-22 22:35:34)
"go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential"
That was a complete ROFLCHOKESONSPITTHENLOL'S to me XD
frankie (2011-03-22 21:23:38)
dude! ha ha ha !!
user_error (2011-03-22 20:29:57)
This has to be the most deserving of all your victims. This guy wasn't just stupid, I think he actually outclasses you in assholery. Great find.
Serious (2011-03-22 19:09:15)
I am a serious man, and I am really critical as for humor, I don't even remember when I last time laughed ar even smiled, long ago... But this made me laugh my piss of the fucking pants, DAMN MAN your the master to make me laugh this hard.
gjones (2011-03-22 07:49:19)
ROFLMAO! OH god it hurts!
Josh (2011-03-21 08:48:41)
Of all of these that I have read, this guy deserved this!! This was awesome!!!
anonymous (2011-03-12 19:53:34)
"Here's a realistic bank statement you can show your wife where all your money went" hahaha
didi (2011-03-09 16:16:09)
Lie2MyWife247 (2011-03-08 04:33:01)
I need this guy to give the second invoice to my bitch. easiest well to tell someone they have herpes. 575.
d00d (2011-02-27 23:55:06)
dude this is so fucking funnyy it rocks my socks off wow are you so funny
Scott (2011-02-25 23:01:39)
...and I have it verified by a certified time expert. Haha
marty mcfly (2011-02-23 12:19:49)
I almost shit when I saw the '82 Delorian on the invoice! Hilarious
burnslaker (2011-02-22 10:07:06)
tough to top this and the disguised weapons one. both had me in tears. fuckin people around without physically hurting them is the funniest shit ever.
A_K (2011-02-21 03:32:06)
:D (2011-02-21 00:48:58)
wait a minute what the fuck is this shit :D
anonymous (2011-02-19 16:31:38)
I almost choked laughing ahahahaha
"Sorry, you just struck me as the kind of guy who would have a DeLorean." LOLOLOL!
Margaret (2011-02-11 23:06:13)
Holy Cow! Only $180 for an 8-ball? I gotta talk to my mechanic...I've been getting ripped off...
Laurel Virginia (2011-02-11 23:05:35)
No else notice the "biaxle manifold" and then "biaxle manifold replacement"?
Mitchull (2011-02-10 06:08:01)
I am crying tears from laughing so hard...the final invoice was the straw that broke my back!
blu (2011-02-07 14:32:26)
He forgot to add the jockey box gasket and luberator.
@another dave (2011-02-02 03:28:39)
sorry but your comment made this all the funnier
5 Star Chick (2011-02-01 02:03:13)
hey why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential. OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO FREAKEN HILARIOUS. COULDNT STOP LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINS STRAIGHT.
hahaha (2011-01-31 23:01:04)
"wait a minute what the fuck is this shit" LOL
Antonio (2011-01-26 17:37:54)
This funny on every level :D
Jamiraquai (2011-01-23 03:44:51)
and fix the car info. out of all the guesses you could have made you guessed that i drive a fucking delorean? for real dude?.............lol by far the best part. I couldnt stop laughing.
jrjgto (2011-01-21 00:11:35)
hah holy shit best one ever!i love the transgasket differential part
awake (2011-01-19 14:48:38)
I just laughed for 30 minutes after reading "Clock Calibration" 1 hour - $50
hippiezombie (2011-01-18 00:25:04)
All of these things are funny as hell but everything about this one is perfect... the DeLorean, $200 to unjam a tapedeck and 50 to set the clock... all of this is priceless
So Fresh (2011-01-13 04:22:17)
OMG the last invoice was hilarious!
McNigger (2011-01-10 22:58:29)
certified time expert. LMAO
jmp1138 (2011-01-09 15:02:05)
laugh out loud funny stuff. I had a friend a few years ago and we would joke about phony car parts. Here's two for you: the Wobleider shaft and the canutin valve !
dave (2011-01-04 15:06:55)
"ut of all the guesses you could have made you guessed that i drive a fucking delorean? for real dude?" <-- learn from my mistakes, don't read this at work on a meeting. i was in tears. that's epic.
Vampire (2011-01-02 20:33:46)
That's a damn expensive strip club o.O Maybe I should go work in one!
Brett (2011-01-01 22:47:49)
Funniest shit Ive ever read in my life. 150 dollars for a stripper blowjob lmao
xtc (2010-12-30 21:21:22)
don't remember laughing so much. the end knocked me to the ground
Gil (2010-12-22 11:05:48)
That's five minutes of my life, I'll never get back !!!
Rick (2010-12-11 17:32:01)
using a delorian as the car he should have put something on there about the flux capacitor lol
Ken (2010-12-10 16:35:00)
This guy was too dumb to even try & be political for the sole reason of getting a favor done for free, lol!!
Dr.Impossible (2010-12-09 16:19:01)
dawg hilarious as always.
Frank (2010-12-03 01:48:57)
So that means there is no such thing as a transgasket differential? I gotta go talk to my mechanic...
chris (2010-11-29 20:00:37)
This is so freaking funny! I had to stop reading because my roommates started thinking something was wrong because i was laughing too much! I didnt even notice the make and model the first time i read or the bogus things he put on it! LMAO
anonymous (2010-11-28 03:43:28)
Fantastic. I would say that did look accurate.
anonymous (2010-11-27 22:51:22)
this is genius!
RazKaL (2010-11-24 20:10:18)
another dave (2010-11-24 15:27:32)
a certified time expert? I went to college to get my degree on this, please don't make fun of it.
slim shady (2010-11-23 18:15:42)
PotGawd (2010-11-23 11:44:03)
Once you marry her she's not a ho. And some random dude on the net ain't my bro.
Adam (2010-11-17 02:50:10)
kmityre (2010-11-14 14:00:05)
been laughing the whole time, this is epic!
Thomas (2010-11-12 19:23:43)
Dude, is this for real? Looks like your making the whole thing up. Still funny but can't be for real!
anonymous (2010-11-08 14:13:50)
Is it bad that I agree with the mechanic a lot in this one?
I think 2hrs is reasonable for getting out a jammed tape.
Germ (2010-11-08 04:02:23)
"I don't see why it wouldn't go over well. Lots of people go out of their way to Chester for drugs. I get my coke from Chester all of the time. It is cheap, and good, too.
Anyway,..." Holy fuck, that's when I first lost it.
anonymous (2010-11-05 23:45:42)
I miss living in Philly.
an even bigger assho (2010-11-04 20:28:47)
the only thing that would make this story perfect is if mike actually kicked his ass with a sledge hammer after he created this email
Jack (2010-11-03 17:01:05)
Holy **** I can't stop laughing
Forkk (2010-11-03 10:35:59)
Ha, ha! This was lolzy. :P
DorothyW (2010-11-01 02:17:05)
Have not laughed this much in a long time!!
Thanks Mike for giving me a breath of fresh air!!
Dave (2010-10-31 12:37:17)
hunter (2010-10-29 22:36:16)
holy FUCK this guy is awesome as shit hahaha
LOL (2010-10-29 02:01:44)
Time expert...fucking awesome. XD
mileslong (2010-10-28 14:40:46)
By far the funniest stuff in long time, I have to quit reading just to catch my breath!!!
roadhouse (2010-10-26 05:29:39)
ROFL, this shit's hilarious. Had some pot before reading this, which made an epic laughing session :-D
chels (2010-10-24 06:57:50)
This fucking idiot is trying begging strangers on the internet to lie to his wife and NOT expecting to get fucked with?
hahaha; (2010-10-23 03:21:03)
been laughing for a good ten minutes now, had to stop to take a couple breaths of air while reading, good shit right here lmao :D
bob (2010-10-22 23:57:10)
there should have been a charge for the flux-capacitor
max (2010-10-21 21:48:02)
VALTREX PERSCRIPTION AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA
a big fan (2010-10-20 02:28:58)
that does it, i'm buying your book
stayce (2010-10-19 12:37:09)
This is the best one ever! Drugs in Chester is classic!! FYI, Ed, Essington, PA is south of the Philly airport!
Davin (2010-10-18 00:44:07)
I find it funny that the guy who's trying to lie to his wife about spending 1,200 is calling you an asshole.
People really are self-centered pieces of shit nowadays.
Tyan (2010-10-17 23:02:29)
He spend more then a grand at a strip club? really?
He had to have gotten some hookers or some shit
Ed (2010-10-12 21:01:29)
"What the hell is Essington, PA?"
Surely you know where Lou Turk's is?
andrew (2010-10-08 15:15:06)
the car guy is the douchebag. bro's before ho's.
nsha (2010-10-08 07:57:45)
why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential,lol
Deucey (2010-10-07 03:19:40)
LMFAO A DeLorean! Epic!
Rinia (2010-10-06 21:28:24)
Wow. This guy did some annoying work for free to help this guy out, and he gets cussed out. -sighs-
killercamro (2010-10-06 15:29:17)
man u should go fuck that person up for reall
RL (2010-10-05 21:41:27)
Haha "I dont know you just struck me as the kind of guy who would drive a DeLorean lmfao
me (2010-10-01 13:12:03)
omg lmao thats some good shit
np (2010-09-25 20:17:42)
I love how he calls him a douchebag after he placed an ad to defraud his wife.
amber (2010-09-24 19:18:44)
hot damn that was funny!
anonymous (2010-09-24 00:57:37)
deloreansrule (2010-09-21 01:36:21)
How much does a FLux capacitor run??
ROFLMAO (2010-09-20 11:18:32)
this is by far the funniest shit ...
Darkrazor (2010-09-15 20:14:39)
Lol lol lol!
ohlordy (2010-09-13 14:20:50)
why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential AHAHAHA >XD
homeless dude (2010-09-10 00:44:23)
i literally almost shit myself.. like prairie doggin when i saw the dashboard clock calibration.. god damn hot wings
meg and dom (2010-09-09 15:54:26)
this is definitely the best on the site. "i took you for the kind of guy that would have a delorean" haha
-blowjob from prostitute
chris (2010-09-05 21:02:19)
i love shelby 4ever
Betcha (2010-09-03 18:06:49)
This is the best one so far; I am crying over here.
xs (2010-09-03 12:23:15)
Cal'd to NIST. lol.
AwesomeGuy (2010-09-03 09:55:36)
"Wait a minute, what the fuck is this shit?? $200 to unjam a tape deck?" That one topped it off for me. I lol'd.
J (2010-09-02 23:52:27)
A Delorean hahahahahha
sid bachan (2010-09-02 23:51:02)
holy shit!! my stomach hurts from laughing so hard! Transgasket differential?! LOL
Money (2010-09-02 00:11:03)
By FAR the best one on the site...I laughed so hard, tears were streaming down my face. Perfectly crafted!
LMFAOO (2010-09-01 16:37:24)
he's like thank you so much and then like wtf is this shit
anonymous (2010-08-31 10:46:03)
lol. dashboard clock calibration. the lingo u use is priceless.
um (2010-08-31 02:14:49)
this guy's such a d-bag- he wants all of this shit done for free but he's being incredibly picky and obnoxious about it. This is why I don't go out of my way for idiots like this.
anonymous (2010-08-30 14:09:51)
i was fucking crying lol
Pushin G (2010-08-29 12:25:44)
Amazing shit dude, tears for real!
Name (2010-08-27 07:13:31)
emergency std clinic visit?
db (2010-08-27 06:29:45)
Lisa (2010-08-26 17:06:40)
I can't stop laughing.
A woman (2010-08-25 18:51:24)
Hi Mike - thought you gave Dave what he deserved! By the way, his wife is already on to his gambling problem -- so she wont believe anything he says. I hear DIVORCE in his future!
justadumbbiker (2010-08-25 18:34:15)
HAHA!! God damn dude, i just laughed so fucking hard!
T (2010-08-23 18:52:06)
I'm sure it has been said, but EPIC WIN! That guy deserved to be had! The more I read, the madder I hoped this ass-clown got, 'cause he got SERVED!
anonymous (2010-08-23 15:50:23)
Don't be stupid, of course not all Volkswagens talk. Only Beatles.
Hey dave (2010-08-22 20:58:18)
I like how the first comment was from dave. HI DAVE YOU FUCKTARD. What a loser.
Dave (2010-08-22 05:56:37)
your right sad as fuck.....
Diane (2010-08-21 00:32:55)
I laughed so hard! Between the DeLorean, jammed tape deck and clock calibration...tears, man!! Love it! PS...I totally know where Essington is...lol!
BL (2010-08-19 21:58:08)
lilvanilla (2010-08-15 23:13:51)
ctfu.. too much
Adam (2010-08-15 14:18:13)
EVERYBODY WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A FLUX CAPACITOR IS GAY. THEY DONT ALL COME WITH THAT PART.MIKE HAS DEMONSTRATED HIS AUTOMOTIVE PROWESS WHICH ONLE MAKES THIS DIDDY MORE BELIEVABLE/FUNNY . YOU THINK EVERY VOLKSWAGON FUCKING TALKS TOO????
mickey (2010-08-15 03:21:11)
ha ha ha ha last time i read that e-mail i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur
mickey (2010-08-15 03:19:49)
this is an old one
asmadeous (2010-08-10 09:53:20)
If he had a DeLorean, then he would really know how important that Transgasket Differential really is. And how important it is to have an accurate clock reading certified by a time expert. =]
Amy (2010-08-08 12:59:04)
HAHAHAHAHA....oh, how I laughed. Thank you!
Amanda (2010-08-07 16:16:31)
You list a DeLorean, but nothing about the flux capacitor or the Lybian plutonium. I'd love to see what tape was jammed in that deck, too.
Ispew (2010-08-07 10:54:05)
LMAO no one noticed the tax %..
What??? 6%? What's so funny about that?
anonymous (2010-08-06 22:51:01)
LMAO no one noticed the tax %...
LOL (2010-08-06 22:48:40)
Be sure to mention how great our service was.
@mark (2010-08-06 10:47:03)
no you moron. the first part is for the parts itself and the second is for the labor of replacing them. fucking idiot. go eat shit you fucking dumbass.
Mike-DK (2010-08-06 06:36:55)
I am usually annoyed, when some lame-ass douche tries to be funny at someone elses expence, but this is some funny shit. Good humor :o)
K (2010-08-05 17:28:41)
Sting Operation (2010-08-04 22:18:58)
Hey this isnt funny. you messed up a perfectly good sting operation we have been working in the area busting auto repair shops. Shut this site down.
Karl (2010-08-02 18:55:35)
Just love it :)
MaeZ (2010-08-02 14:17:18)
That motherfucker has some nerve. Jesus christ.
mark (2010-08-01 17:54:09)
i like how it says on the invoice transgasket differentia, biaxel manifold, and replacements for these. so basically you are fixing what you broke and charging for it, freakin classic.
A.V. (2010-07-29 15:56:01)
omfg... i lol'd so hard at this one.
one of the best so far
BIGB (2010-07-29 07:32:28)
mann this is classic ..hahahahha has the time verified when set clock
Matt (2010-07-28 12:21:30)
Very nice, but I'm surprised you didn't take the opportunity to throw in something about the flux capacitor. I mean, you had the DeLorean already, you might as well go the whole way.
GCL (2010-07-26 09:18:56)
Transgasket Differential! - hahahaha!
anonymous (2010-07-26 06:52:44)
One of the best! :D
lamp (2010-07-26 00:07:24)
weird that the guy didn't get the back to the future references at all
Really? (2010-07-23 12:52:30)
He put down TWO hours for the tape deck unjamming, he didn't put it down twice. OMG, idiots everywhere!!
JJ (2010-07-22 20:23:20)
Best bit is the invoice is for unjamming the tape deck twice!
R-Mean (2010-07-22 18:21:12)
Best part of it is the dashboard time calibration and how he goes on saying how he got it to the millisecond lmfao!hahahahahahahahahaahah
R-Mean (2010-07-22 18:19:33)
THIS MADE MY DAY!!!! i loooveeddd it!
omg (2010-07-21 08:05:45)
i burst into tears when I read
"out of all the guesses you could have made you guessed that i drive a fucking delorean? for real dude?"
seriously, this is one of the best I've seen in a while.
LMFAO X-D (2010-07-21 05:11:42)
Priceless man. Seriously priceless, this shit made my day!
Beolex (2010-07-20 18:55:48)
"out of all the guesses you could have made you guessed that i drive a fucking delorean?"
"Sorry, you just struck me as the kind of guy who would have a DeLorean."
dvd137 (2010-07-18 16:44:31)
He forgot to add the headlight fluid pump!!!
ashley (2010-07-18 11:30:38)
wow thats great buddy thanks for nothing you fucking retard hey why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential.
I love this lol!
Johnny (2010-07-17 14:20:32)
I've been trolling for years and rarely do I get myself into these situations. But it seems you encounter these daily. I fucking worship you.
a krystal (2010-07-17 13:18:47)
lol blowjob from prostitute
bert (2010-07-16 06:21:04)
thanks bro, i've only been trolling people on yt but but you are the master! so many stupid people, so little time...
excear (2010-07-16 03:12:50)
cunt licker (2010-07-16 02:17:34)
i wanna lick pussy and im a girl
honey (2010-07-15 10:26:03)
xtina (2010-07-15 05:49:20)
you are AMAZING!!! and your impeccable replies are amazing as well. thanks for the laughs :)
ct (2010-07-14 02:33:30)
also.. this totally cheers me up when I am down. thanks!
ct (2010-07-14 02:30:07)
my 2nd time & LOL still dying from laughter
BigJ (2010-07-13 18:45:53)
This is some funny ass shit. Epic work!
Jess (2010-07-13 02:10:24)
that was the best! as soon as I saw 'delorean' I knew this one would be comedy gold.
anonymous (2010-07-13 00:12:49)
hahahah props man
Mark (2010-07-12 18:58:25)
This guy might be the dumbest so far on this site ... and that's really saying something.
Lara (2010-07-12 18:43:37)
Toooo funny man
Mark (2010-07-12 10:54:20)
One of your best!
nightmare hippy girl (2010-07-11 22:06:30)
this is hilarious...why in the world would this dumbass post an ad of this nature on a public website? what a moron. nice work :)
kurtis (2010-07-11 18:12:17)
priceless (2010-07-11 13:16:39)
Seroisly, funniest one in months.
jn (2010-07-11 08:57:15)
That was kind of rude after all the time you spent trying to help. Go ahead and send both invoices to his wife.
Jayem (2010-07-11 07:49:37)
Dude, i laughed so hard i cried
ct (2010-07-11 00:09:35)
LOL I laughed sooo hard at this one. loves it!
saysquack (2010-07-10 22:41:27)
change the air in tires. $150.00
KILLROY (2010-07-10 16:47:30)
This one is funnier if you read it like they talk in real monster truck event commercials.
Marty McF (2010-07-10 12:59:55)
You should've put on there "Replace Blinker Fluid = $250.00". lol A+
the goat (2010-07-09 21:49:36)
best one so far, i had my transgasket differential replaced in my pickup truck and the assholes really fucked me over, i paid upwards of $700. If only i knew aboot the great service of Partlow Motors, live and learn i guess
roflcopter (2010-07-09 20:00:45)
Dude, excellent job. With both invoices. Man that asshole deserves to be fucked with by going that far to lie to his wife. That guy has no balls.
Angizolo (2010-07-09 11:40:53)
has to be one of the best ones ive seen
Angizolo (2010-07-09 11:39:59)
haha this ones great "wait a minute what the fuck is this shit"
Santiago (2010-07-09 02:37:53)
Hey man this is a great job. Yesterday a friend show me your blog and I think you'r an artist!!! I'm following your blog from Spain and I'll make it public over here and Mexico!!!
sammy (2010-07-08 20:13:12)
Holy crap, thats great
boring (2010-07-08 18:54:55)
POST SOME NEW STUFF ALREADY!!!
Randy Marsh (2010-07-08 15:21:43)
I thought you were going to put "fixed flux capacitor" or something
Keir (2010-07-08 15:12:57)
A work of genius.
Shannon (2010-07-08 00:40:44)
Sweet. Anytime I need a good laugh I read here. Just superb.
Marty (2010-07-07 18:31:39)
Bravo! This one ranks as one of your top posts. I laughed all the way through. Thanks for another masterpiece.
lol (2010-07-07 16:57:24)
after reading this i feel like sucking some dick.
toM (2010-07-07 15:01:15)
Let's just say he did write the whole thing himself asshole, it's still fucking hilarious dipwad.
Yup (2010-07-07 00:44:54)
"Nate (2010-06-29 10:19:36)
I love how that guy was so demanding and confrontational to a guy trying to do him a favor."
Yup, that's how n1gg4rs are.
marty (2010-07-06 21:17:12)
The CC (2010-07-06 18:55:58)
I'm too busy laughing out loud to type. Let me compose myself... OK, classic as always.
And congratulations on your book. I bought a copy.
Dave (2010-07-06 16:01:53)
Oh by the way, I'm not the dude in the prank, lol.
Dave (2010-07-06 16:01:31)
This one made me laugh out loud, good job! More of these ones! :)
spoogemaster (2010-07-06 12:01:44)
I spooged 7 times reading this one!!!! There must be a quart of lovejuice on my keyboard now. Yesssssssss
cHaOs (2010-07-06 09:28:09)
Wondering how this would have went if you hadn't chosen the DeLorean...things really took a turn there. But then, "Sorry, you just struck me as the kind of guy who would have a DeLorean." Nice.
M (2010-07-06 09:12:47)
People really believe that some guy posted a request for a phony auto shop receipt?
I think you wrote the whole thing yourself.
haz std (2010-07-06 08:13:45)
I LOL'd so hard at er visit followed by valtrex prescription!!
Wisdom (2010-07-06 07:20:51)
This is great. I can hear the accent in the words. Flawless, additionaly I love the mundane requests by people over the internet.
M. (2010-07-06 04:33:09)
ahaha fantastic work
froggy (2010-07-06 00:27:49)
"hey why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential. what a douchebag" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO
INeverPost (2010-07-05 23:21:35)
This was by far one of the best in a LONG time! Thank you for the laugh!
BUTTSNIFFER (2010-07-05 20:55:27)
wtf (2010-07-05 19:18:53)
YOUR A DOUCHEBAG? HES THE ONE LIEING TO HIS WIFE. WHAT A DICK WAD
TigerDroppings (2010-07-05 18:49:36)
A fucking DeLorean!?
RMR (2010-07-05 15:24:58)
"Biaxle Manifold (1hr)...Biaxle Manifold Replacement (1.5hrs)". Gold.
BZ (2010-07-05 10:29:59)
bzane (2010-07-05 07:44:36)
A brilliant piece of work, sir! The weird plot twist to the bank statement was remindful of S. J. Perelman. Congratulations, and thank you.
STD Free (2010-07-05 05:32:24)
Looks like im the only one who didnt know what Valtrex was!
Ronman (2010-07-05 04:02:03)
This one was Epic... still wiping the tears even after reading all the comments...
wolf (2010-07-05 03:10:49)
You should've put Flux Capacitator recharge. Like Back to the Future.
Eric (2010-07-05 02:28:35)
"why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential" rofl
Michael_J_Fox (2010-07-05 01:07:24)
once you said 82 DeLorean... i just broke xD love that movie
Bahaha (2010-07-04 22:22:44)
This is extremely funny. ;)
S, (2010-07-04 22:08:18)
im frm atlantic city (2010-07-04 13:43:17)
...and our hookers r relatively clean.............somewhat...great post..
Khanz (2010-07-04 12:10:35)
Mate you are a GEnius.... totally HILLARIOUS..,.keep the good work up.. waiting for the next post
Menji (2010-07-04 05:00:58)
This one is really good. I love how he double replied!
Marty (2010-07-03 19:18:26)
DeLorean? HAHA! This one was the best ones I've seen in awhile. So fucking FUNNY!
Genious (2010-07-03 15:00:58)
I r smat
Nasty Nate (2010-07-03 11:40:05)
Give me yo cocktail, FRUIT!
Jay (2010-07-02 23:37:51)
As soon as i saw the DeLorean I knew this was a good one, I'm close to tears, lol
tink (2010-07-02 20:40:55)
i looked over all the comments...not one bad one. this is very epic. keep them coming :)
leroy (2010-07-02 20:21:17)
this is brillant.
1st: you picked a Delorean.
2nd: "why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential."
you are a freaking genious.
andromeda (2010-07-02 19:15:41)
"...go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential."
THE BEST COMEBACK EVER! :D
theduke (2010-07-02 18:29:45)
about fuckin time you get some good shit on here
Megan (2010-07-02 17:39:00)
You had me at DeLorean!
Jay (2010-07-02 14:53:51)
You should have used a flux capacitor replacement. But still hilarious! Keep em coming bud
EricElvis (2010-07-02 13:17:17)
Wow, fucking classic! I can't get enough of the attachments.... Strong strong work on this one, yo.
Otedogris (2010-07-02 10:51:02)
A really good one
dwai (2010-07-02 10:01:59)
funniest one in months!
Clete Orris (2010-07-02 06:46:56)
Damn funny. Wished there was "Dead Hooker Body Removal and Disposal" fee.
shaz (2010-07-02 05:53:16)
hahahahahha omg this one brought me to tears.... a dolorean and the clock calibration.... omg literally crying from this
Razza (2010-07-02 04:02:28)
This is a great one!!
Keep it up :D
Matt (2010-07-02 01:46:21)
fucking hilarious. are their emails in the book that aren't on the website or r they mostly the same?
el pinche graciano (2010-07-02 00:21:13)
that wuz sum funny ass shit, and judging by the slang the victim was using, it wouldnt surprise me if that bank statement truly told the events that unfolded in atlantic city..goddamn that was some funny shit
me (2010-07-01 23:30:19)
lmfao loved it
David (2010-07-01 23:08:59)
I LOL'd at the end.
James Kirk (2010-07-01 22:22:40)
Funniest one in a while.
anonymous (2010-07-01 21:15:14)
LOL this was the best one in quite a while, good job man
Tico (2010-07-01 18:40:28)
Hahahaha hilarious! - What the hell man, get the rss feed already!
Rcswnd (2010-07-01 18:10:49)
This is good stuff.
Davis Ismael (2010-07-01 17:14:12)
You are the BEST<
Some Guy (2010-07-01 15:38:17)
Nice nice nice....coulda put on the invoice "flux capacitor recalibration," "plutonium recharge," "Mr. Fusion repair," and some other good Back To the Future stuff......but this works just as good.
bob (2010-07-01 11:40:07)
he said he re-words the original ads so assholes like you can't track them down and tell the people about this website
roger (2010-07-01 11:23:32)
How come none of the original ads show up in a google search?
Dun Can (2010-07-01 10:39:30)
Is funny because he's black.
Dave (2010-07-01 10:20:55)
Where do the original ads come from? Craigslist?
Shakeem (2010-07-01 09:50:13)
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG Im getting a heart attack. F this I'm making a donation now.
Ryan (2010-07-01 09:47:26)
Oh man that's great
Doc (2010-07-01 09:41:06)
Tim hahahaha! (2010-07-01 08:19:08)
Josh-Wa (2010-07-01 08:18:17)
One of your best to date. I am still laughing to the point of tears.
Jorge T. (2010-07-01 07:50:30)
I almost broke my chair from laughing so hard. Great stuff.
Mike Poker (2010-07-01 06:29:15)
400 for translgasket differential.
same invoice, 139$ trans gasket diff replacement.
Sa Citizen (2010-07-01 05:10:36)
LMFAO...@hey why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential... *almost falls off chair*
ayman (2010-07-01 03:06:20)
You made up for the last one.
I almost had a stroke from laughing.
webwinner (2010-07-01 02:48:29)
W I N
std (2010-07-01 00:48:29)
LOL that's fucking hilarious . what a retard he is. just make up a receipt then come on
Omgx1337xh4x (2010-07-01 00:42:03)
Awesome (2010-07-01 00:28:37)
LOVED IT! Wasn't to thrilled with the last few, but this one really rocked! Keep them coming!
Tom (2010-06-30 23:16:15)
Quick note: Happy late one year anni.
Keep them coming.
Brdo (2010-06-30 22:20:03)
OMG! this sh1t had me busting out in tears lmaoo
Yes! (2010-06-30 19:00:51)
made me laugh out loud at work! good one, up there with your bests.
rofling (2010-06-30 17:27:18)
"wait a minute what the fuck is this shit"
died laughing, this website is amazing
dczx (2010-06-30 16:38:55)
Dirt (2010-06-30 16:38:30)
zebra (2010-06-30 14:09:53)
I expected a "headlight fluid pump" as well but this was still funny. :)
AnThOnY (2010-06-30 13:41:20)
LMFAO my coffey is all over my screen damn it
fake (2010-06-30 13:22:33)
I love this site, but this one is obviously complete fiction
Pedro Mcduff (2010-06-30 13:14:32)
I'm thinking of getting my clock verified by a certified time expert
anonymous (2010-06-30 12:39:53)
A freakin DeLorean??? rofl!!!
this one reminds me of "counterfeit receipt" in his book; also hilarious!!
Fink (2010-06-30 11:19:42)
Quit your job. And keep these coming.
ineedabmwx5 (2010-06-30 08:46:13)
Rob (2010-06-30 06:31:32)
That got a good few laughs from me. Glad to see you have your mojo back, seems you lost if for your last 2/3 emails. This one made up for it though.
FRK (2010-06-30 05:27:38)
This one belongs to the top rated ones.. I laughed my ass off. This guy really deserves it !
javi (2010-06-30 05:03:35)
You have me rolling my ass off in bed at 5:02am. Thanks for the laugh. Goodnight.
bornuglymag.com (2010-06-30 02:28:50)
fucking brilliant dude! almost would have though you posted the original ad! killing it!
Mike Hawk (2010-06-30 01:35:39)
this dude is my hero :)
C2H5OH (2010-06-30 01:31:04)
Classic style, great work! I might need to get a transgasket differential too, soon.
tweaker (2010-06-30 00:50:12)
hahaha you get your coke there HAHAHAHAHHAA
OMFG (2010-06-29 22:59:05)
IM DYING, omfg, that 2nd statement just had me drooling
nj (2010-06-29 22:52:08)
2 in 3 days!!! thank you!!!!!
lolwhy (2010-06-29 21:21:21)
Transaction History, too funny for words!
There are some real idiots on the internets. XD
don (2010-06-29 21:18:05)
this one had me in tears. 8-ball of coke, blowjob from prostitute, classic.
Sorry (2010-06-29 20:11:17)
Srry I posted twice (well three times actually)
K!$$ k!$$ (2010-06-29 20:09:14)
Lol this was hilarious dude u totally rok :) that guy had a good idea but u totally rocked it! Thanks for another hard one (a hard laugh) lol
johnnyBoy (2010-06-29 19:46:59)
It's about fuckin time you posted something funny.
me nicca (2010-06-29 18:55:17)
Nice follow up. Fking hilarious!
Rofl (2010-06-29 18:11:52)
Oh man this one was gold and so short time between this and last one keep it up! (y)
yes! (2010-06-29 18:00:49)
HE'S BACK! =)
Big Fan (2010-06-29 18:00:18)
Well done. You continue to be my favorite site on the net. When's volume two of the book coming out? Loved the first.
FSU (2010-06-29 17:23:12)
anonymous (2010-06-29 17:00:23)
ROFL all I had to see was the DeLorean and I was already laughing
Omar (2010-06-29 15:53:18)
Love his double-take responses. hehehe
First time poster (2010-06-29 15:32:56)
Haha, loved the Back to the Future references. Lurked here for a long time, but this really had me rolling.
SB (2010-06-29 15:04:07)
Holy crap that was gold!
Loves It (2010-06-29 14:44:58)
OMG that WHOLE thing was sooo funny!!!
Eric Olsen (2010-06-29 14:28:03)
absolute best one ever. Because BOTH sides were hysterical. I love that guy's idea. oh man, too funny.
iwanttohaveyourbaby (2010-06-29 13:39:27)
year: 82. make: delorean. fucking priceless.
LOL (2010-06-29 13:32:42)
Valtrex script! lololol Dave's wife sure picked a scum bag loser for a husband.
PoopLizard (2010-06-29 13:24:57)
Nice shit man!
Skum (2010-06-29 13:16:50)
That was a winner in every sense of the word. And yes, this "victim" definitely deserves the shit you flung at him. Nice work!
C (2010-06-29 13:13:17)
That's the best one by far!!!
Sam (2010-06-29 13:06:40)
BP Engineer (2010-06-29 12:45:05)
We all read this one together and all burst out laughing for 20 minutes..you see are next plan to stop the leak is with a Transcasket Differential Replacemet.
Shaden (2010-06-29 12:14:11)
You did a great job on this one!
Doc (2010-06-29 12:13:36)
15th (2010-06-29 11:38:27)
haha i loved this one
"wait a minute what the fuck is this shit" haha
K. (2010-06-29 11:35:46)
LOL very nice
anonymous (2010-06-29 11:30:21)
Brings me back to some of the classics!
Terminal (2010-06-29 10:59:40)
Of all the victims on this site, this guy deserves it the most.
Nate (2010-06-29 10:48:55)
Also, I like how the guy didn't notice how inconsistent the labor billing rate was ($100/hr, $50/hr, $69.50/hr, $53.33/hr).
hotrod (2010-06-29 10:22:41)
Transgasket differential 399.00 ??? I paid 700.00 for mine I wish we could get deals like that around these parts...
Jt (2010-06-29 10:20:09)
Top shelf stuff, what a great way to start the day laughing my ass off.
Nate (2010-06-29 10:19:36)
I love how that guy was so demanding and confrontational to a guy trying to do him a favor.
zz (2010-06-29 09:47:39)
dave is da man!
Spinal (2010-06-29 08:55:19)
the invoice was great...200 dolares to unjam the car stereo? lol
Doc (2010-06-29 08:48:42)
So the flux capacitor was in good working order? Remind him to get the fluid in his headlights changed next time.
Frank (2010-06-29 08:48:00)
Funny how he was so defensive when he blew $1200 in Atlantic City.
Marty McFly (2010-06-29 08:41:56)
Where the fuck is my car?
What the hell is Essington, PA?
Milo Bonacci (2010-06-29 08:34:48)
Too bad he didn't actually have a DeLorean.
W. (2010-06-29 08:30:32)
Last reply of Dave is epic!
W. (2010-06-29 08:23:40)
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