European Scooter
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:32:28
Whoops, I just saw "European Scooter" and assumed "gay dude."
From Timmy Tucker to ***********@***********.org
Hey there,
I saw your ad looking for a European Scooter. Are you serious? Man up and get a real bike. I am selling a '03 Harley Davidson FXDL Low Rider. This bike will get you more bitches than you will ever get with a European Scooter. In fact, all you will probably get with a European Scooter is a bunch of metrosexuals coming out of Starbucks. If you are ready to ride a badass bike, let me know if you are interested in my Harley.
Yours truly,
Tim
From Erin ****** to Me
Hi there,
Thanks but I'm really not looking to "man up" and therefore am rejecting your bike and therefore your pre-owned facade of "manliness." Oh, and I'm good on "bitches."
-Erin
From Timmy Tucker to Erin ******
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were a woman. You shouldn't be operating a motor vehicle anyway. I have some kitchen tools like pots and pans if you are interested. Let me know!
Tim
kippykip (2010-08-07 09:54:47)
tehehehe
McSquirts (2010-08-01 10:33:19)
Buttfucking shitbastard bahahaha I like that one...but seriously chill out lesbo
Quartrez (2010-07-17 20:21:01)
Sexism is okay. I mean, he's already making fun of people, so why not take the fun a little further and being sexist ! It's awesome, keep 'em coming.
:) (2010-07-14 02:59:44)
to all the women posting on here...make me a sandwhich....that is all
LOL (2010-06-17 23:27:40)
XD
Randomguy (2010-06-12 23:53:45)
I love all of these I bought the book and laughed till I cried on every one.
@fordavegravy (2010-06-07 23:51:09)
no its because women opinions dont matter dumbass, you must be a woman.
cunt punter (2010-05-24 20:59:42)
i find all the small penis comments interesting. i thought all the guys with huge dicks are usually the most arrogant
xLETHAL VIXENx (2010-05-04 13:13:12)
Ha, this shit was seriously funny! How can females get mad at this? I mean come on girls, you know we all spend our time taking care of kids or in the kitchen...Dont deny it! LOL...I dont give a fuck, sexism is funny and I'm a female. *runs back to ki
Relapse (2010-05-02 18:52:00)
are there really some dumb slut-cunts that are mad about this??
get off this fucking site if you are seriously offended..
its emails from an ASSHOLE you dumb broads.
Man (2010-04-26 11:18:05)
To all the people whining about sexism. This website is about emails from an asshole, obviously he isn't like this all the time. Just shut the fuck up about it learn to laugh at jokes instead of getting offended like a woman.
What?... (2010-04-20 09:06:18)
Too bad you called them "tools" -- she won't know what the hell to do with them now.
Woman (2010-04-08 23:58:12)
You buttfucking shitbastard your mother must have been a prostitute which is why you are so sexist and insecure about your miniature penis.
yellowbeard (2010-03-11 04:50:48)
HAR HAR KITCHEN TOOLS ftw-(-oman)!!
yellowbeard (2010-03-11 04:50:46)
HAR HAR KITCHEN TOOLS ftw-(-oman)!!
I AGREE (2010-03-01 19:09:09)
Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter.
Teardrop (2010-02-27 12:39:58)
Hahahaha "Let me know!" He's always so enthusiastic like they're gonna answer. Love it.
For Dave Gravy (2010-02-26 16:36:52)
Is that because you only like guys?
Gloria Steinem (2010-02-26 16:31:00)
I am a complete and total feminist, and I approve of this post.
An Admirer (2010-02-26 16:29:08)
Nice save, Timmy.
anonymous (2010-02-22 13:34:47)
how funny!!!! "I have some kitchen tools like pots and pans if you are interested. Let me know!"
Dave Gravy (2010-02-21 19:21:14)
Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter.
Stickmaleboy (2010-02-13 10:39:12)
The pots and pans thing had me in stiches!
Majin (2010-02-08 04:26:14)
lol, gotta love when the posts fill up with idealists and trollers. Always makes for an interesting read
win (2010-01-05 12:29:13)
winwinwinwinwinwinwinwin. enough said
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