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Handicapped Movers
Posted at: 2009-06-18 10:09:18
Original ad:
I am looking for help moving on June 23rd into my new apartment. We will need to load everything from my old apartment into a truck, and then drive to my new place and unload it. I have a lot of furniture that is very heavy, as well as a big screen tv that is bulky. We will need to lift a lot of this stuff down three flights of stairs since it won't fit in my elevator. I will pay $25/hr.
From Mike Anderson to *********@**********.org
Good afternoon!

I saw your ad asking for help moving your furniture into your new apartment. I was wondering if you would be interested in hiring my son. I need him to have a job like this so he can feel better about himself. He has been paralyzed from the neck down for five years now. I always encourage him to do normal things like mow the lawn, take out the trash, etc. so he can still feel important even though he does not have the use of his arms or legs. This job would be a huge boost in his self-esteem and with a little help I am sure he can do it. Please consider him!

Mike

From ***********@hotmail.com to Me
Mike,

I'm sorry, but I don't think this job would be appropriate for your son. A lot of the stuff I need to move is very large and heavy. He sounds like a good kid, but I don't think he would be able to do this. Thanks for the offer, though.

Jerry

From Mike Anderson to ************@hotmail.com
Jerry,

I think you are underestimating my son. He can do anything he puts his mind to. I told him I got him a job and he was so excited. Do I really have to go and tell him that the guy changed his mind because he hates handicapped people?

Mike

From ***********@hotmail.com to Me

Oh man...

I don't hate handicapped people. I really just don't see how your son can help, no offense. How can he move anything with his arms and legs? You said he mows the lawn and takes out the trash, how is that even possible?

I apologize, but next time you shouldn't tell your son you got him a job before making sure it is ok with the employer.

Jerry

From Mike Anderson to ************@hotmail.com
Jerry,

Don't tell me how to raise my son. You don't see me telling you how to move your furniture, do you? You never even met my son, and already you are telling me what he can and can't do. He does a great job mowing the lawn. We tied the lawn mower to the back of his wheelchair and he drags it around. You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has. It makes him feel normal again.

I don't have the heart to tell him that he won't be doing this job, so would you be able to come over here and tell him yourself that you hate him and will not hire him? It is the least you could do.

Mike

From ***********@hotmail.com to Me

You've got to be kidding me. This conversation is over.
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Comments:
Mynameismike2 (2010-01-11 00:58:41)
This Jerry guy sounds like a fuckin douche bag ..... Dude your retarded ass son can come move some boxes around at my place for A few bucks
Roberto (2010-01-08 00:19:47)
I agree with the last post. Can we be triplets?
seperatedatbirth (2010-01-03 00:14:26)
I think you might be my lost twin. If it were incestuous, i'd say I was in love.
test (2009-12-26 19:27:16)
icles
niggerpenis (2009-12-09 23:50:09)
lmfao
Fail (2009-12-07 17:27:15)
Jerry is dumb. 'I have a plasma tv', he's just asking to get robbed... Sure, me ane my mate will help you!
matt (2009-12-02 14:06:06)
oh god this is so good, so funny!
Haahaa (2009-12-01 20:10:52)
I love this guy. He's such a pain in the ass. Harmless, annoying fun.
Jerry Lewis (2009-11-30 11:52:46)
Its time to reach out and believe in our children, our future and our hope. handicap or not.
Crest (2009-11-27 23:02:06)
My aunt pretends she's handicapped and collects disability LOL
George (2009-11-27 08:47:56)
I agree that most handicapped people are lazy and just want to sit around in wheelchairs all day. I bet half of them could walk if they really tried.
anonymous (2009-11-23 23:01:07)
If I actually saw a kid in a wheelchair pulling a mower across the yard while his Dad stood there and watched with a huge smile on his face my life would be complete.
blue (2009-11-22 20:07:33)
mike is a fucking retard. hahaha wow
Libra (2009-11-10 21:06:52)
Fuck you for hating the handicapped, Jerry!
jmw59 (2009-11-09 16:01:45)
must have missed this one before. I had a wheelchair bound brother for years and still think its fuking hilarious...lmfao
anonymous (2009-11-05 00:19:13)
suck on this rminda! you packy piece of shit!
Cmac (2009-10-22 21:59:26)
It's GOLD Jerry GOLD !
Rminduh (2009-10-22 01:45:33)
ever heard of Dick and Ricky? they won a Triathlon together and he said he son was the driving force, so all you skeptics can suck it
Uggz (2009-10-21 13:52:15)
A cold Hawiian?
Fester B. Tester (2009-10-13 17:03:14)
Jerkey Boys via e-mail.
IDIOT. (2009-10-09 22:32:33)
"Hilarious!! Come on! Handicapped people are also funny - like Midgets and Eskimos!" Do you even know what an eskimo is!? hahaha.
O.O (2009-10-05 13:33:12)
O.O
JamesL (2009-10-05 09:23:31)
Hilarious!! Come on! Handicapped people are also funny - like Midgets and Eskimos!
knull (2009-10-02 15:54:20)
hehe har akkurat knulla fattern, skikkelig digg med ordentlig gammalt rompeskum igjen
superswede (2009-09-30 14:23:56)
ERIC KLANK (2009-09-30 13:24:19) NICE MAN MAKING FUN OF HANDICAP PEOPLE REAL MATURE. I HOPE YOU DIE Common dude, itīs a joke!
ERIC KLANK (2009-09-30 13:24:19)
NICE MAN MAKING FUN OF HANDICAP PEOPLE REAL MATURE. I HOPE YOU DIE
HAHAHAHA (2009-09-25 23:31:32)
You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has.
Anton (2009-09-23 03:38:15)
Funniest one.
rebeccan (2009-09-21 04:00:47)
why do people like to waste their time??? -__-"
swineflu (2009-09-18 09:51:54)
Fake of not, it's funny shit!!!!
JohnnyJ (2009-09-12 16:59:34)
Oh lol... this must be a joke
Katelyn (2009-09-10 00:56:26)
Pure gold: "Don't tell me how to raise my son. You don't see me telling you how to move your furniture, do you?"
Gimpy (2009-09-02 22:55:11)
That bastard! Us gimps should run Jerry's ass over!
lmao (2009-08-31 21:41:53)
this site is a rip off....effing hilarious, this free intrawebz site up solely for your amusement isn't 100% approved by Sir High n Mighty's intellectual standards....lmao omg i have to wipe my ass ..
mia (2009-08-30 23:57:31)
ppl commentin above..ur lame who cares if theyre fake theyre frkin hilarious
Mary Shea (2009-08-29 12:01:22)
My favorite!
Lang (2009-08-28 13:33:08)
this site is a rip off.
you're a moron (2009-08-25 15:43:28)
the reason it says "*********@**********.org" and then switches to "***********@hotmail.com" is because he's replying to a craigslist ad, which means the email is going to some_random_address@craigslist.org. once the person replies to
Me (2009-08-25 13:07:33)
How come you first call it *********@**********.org then suddenly change into ***********@hotmail.com? I smell that all these are fake...
LuVi (2009-08-18 17:22:28)
Definetively scorrect!!!!!!! I hate he truncate the conversation...... :(
Benito Camela (2009-08-18 16:05:31)
Funny stuff. Creative, organized and witty. I still love the Horses Farm one more than this one. Keep it up I know one day soon you'll be writing for a famous comedian or something.
Benito Camela (2009-08-18 16:05:17)
Funny stuff. Creative, organized and witty. I still love the Horses Farm one more than this one. Keep it up I know one day soon you'll be writing for a famous comedian or something.
Benito Camela (2009-08-18 16:05:03)
Funny stuff. Creative, organized and witty. I still love the Horses Farm one more than this one. Keep it up I know one day soon you'll be writing for a famous comedian or something.
NIKKI (2009-08-18 09:24:41)
Duncan where are you will you marry me???
tepid (2009-08-17 20:58:10)
You should make a film of this to show on YouTube. If you don't, I will.
Duncan2 (2009-08-17 19:33:33)
It's funny because a paralyzed individual cannot practically help in moving boxes or furniture, yet Mike continues to assert an exaggeration of his abilities even when it is clear that it is not true!
random (2009-08-16 21:55:23)
Wtf is this Duncan guy that everyone praises? Low IQ? So low that he has to keep on explaining how he understands the emails and stuff? Oh c'mon, all these emails are more than easy to understand!!
arnold (2009-08-14 08:25:40)
Great site, great humour keep it up!
anonymous (2009-08-13 06:24:27)
Damn cripples they should all be shot
niggershitter (2009-08-11 08:15:14)
Jerry seemed to handle that situation surprisingly well.
hey working man (2009-08-10 15:56:46)
I thought you were going to say he had a paralyzed son. Because that would be way funnier.
Duncan (2009-08-07 18:16:26)
i get it its funny becaz he is paralyzed and he can not move but still wants to help with moving but he cant move
working man (2009-08-04 02:58:07)
i love this website so i showed it to people i work with, and i accidentally showed it to this one guy with the gayest laugh you've ever heard. Next time he laughs im going to punch him in his face or maybe a head kick
Arlo (2009-08-03 10:31:06)
work is so much fun now because time zooms by and i spend my time laughing.
admin (2009-07-29 16:10:19)
can anyone post as the admin?
Sarah P (2009-07-28 14:09:06)
this site is killing the rest of my workday THANK YOU
carmen (2009-07-28 00:20:03)
*been reading these
carmen (2009-07-28 00:19:36)
omg, I've been for about an hour now and I can not stop laughing.
hahaha is a moron (2009-07-27 17:16:29)
@ hahaha. How are you paralyzed from the neck down and still able to type like a 12 year old? And FYI, it's what, not wat.
anonymous (2009-07-27 04:51:22)
"we just tied the lawnmower to the back of the wheelchair and he just drags it around"...hahahahahahahahahahah lmao this is my favorite one hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wectal Wegion (2009-07-26 18:33:07)
B(Y)OB. I wonder... can anyone be paralyzed from the neck UP?-----Yes, in fact it is very common amongst (insert racial group, religion, political affiliation or gender here)....
Politically Correct (2009-07-25 19:45:35)
Very clever.
B(Y)OB. (2009-07-24 20:08:48)
I wonder... can anyone be paralyzed from the neck UP?
YES (2009-07-23 22:51:22)
YES
hahaha. (2009-07-23 17:01:20)
im paralyzed, but i have use from the neck up. lol i wish i could do wat his "son" can do.
idea (2009-07-23 12:17:51)
start another website..offensiveSOwhat
faint (2009-07-23 12:16:49)
I laughed so hard it almost caused me to faint.
Tom (2009-07-22 10:11:44)
This is the funniest thing I've ever read
ra (2009-07-19 16:52:00)
timy timy- "south park"
Icalasari (2009-07-17 21:23:29)
I was hoping for them to say that the Wheelchair has a blade on the bottom that can be retracted or extended to cut the lawn
Anonymous (2009-07-16 22:19:45)
hahahahahaha, this one was hilarious!
Someone (2009-07-16 17:22:14)
This is fucking hilarious!
aas (2009-07-15 19:10:49)
hjhjk
uk (2009-07-15 18:54:48)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolwut Loves Dudes (2009-07-15 15:38:23)
Seriously. ^
HAHA (2009-07-15 01:12:30)
yeah lolwut didnt get "stephen's" joke. JOKES ON YOU MOFO
-master_jouni- (2009-07-14 06:34:58)
I almost shit into my pants...
To the guy below me (2009-07-13 22:21:55)
Look at his name, it says Stephen Hawking. He's not a gaping pussy, you're just an idiot.
lolwut (2009-07-13 16:09:07)
I find you being such a gaping pussy offensive
Stephen Hawking (2009-07-13 08:33:49)
I find this very offensive.
Gherkin (2009-07-11 14:06:40)
Hey um the guy who says he's mj well I just wanted to say your not MJ!!!!!!! U retard ur not and u never will ok!!!!! So screw off before I come beatcha!!!!!
@clit commander (2009-07-11 04:52:02)
woah, you eat little pieces of shit for breakfast? (sorry.. he walked right into that one)
admin (2009-07-11 04:47:36)
website is stupid
sides (2009-07-11 00:59:14)
LOL. This is by far the best one.
pussy dickshitter (2009-07-10 17:32:22)
ass shit fuck faggot gay gay gay ass bitch shit niggers Am I cool yet? :<
clit commander (2009-07-10 17:07:06)
hey dirty shit stain, you're the fucking cunt face. i eat pieces of shit like you for brreakfast you fucking turd. come take a bite of my helmet so i can blow a big load down your faggot ass throat
baggs (2009-07-10 17:01:43)
all over ya face, kid
giant cock face (2009-07-10 16:27:46)
hey slothrop, i have a giant cock, wanna suck it you faggot. i'll shoot a giant load thru the back of your head
jizz mop (2009-07-10 16:25:34)
best one i've ever read. you're a funny son of a bitch, mike, you cum guzzling hunk oh shit. PS i'm writing this from the toilet while getting a blumpkin
anonymous (2009-07-10 13:56:03)
"Do I really have to go and tell him that the guy changed his mind because he hates handicapped people?" classic
anonymous (2009-07-10 00:07:40)
Add this to your "Best Of" list.
p diddy (2009-07-09 13:30:44)
omg.. i am crying from laughing so hard. i love this one!
rachel (2009-07-09 03:10:24)
"You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has." LMFAO. seriously, you're amazing
Tim (2009-07-08 16:50:24)
Slothrop (2009-07-08 10:06:39)
I suck giant cocks.
anonymous (2009-07-07 18:49:52)
is there any way to get this as an iphone app? fuckin hysterical
anonymous :) (2009-07-07 15:56:52)
hey mat the cocksucker... you must suck cock cause this is hilarious. your a fag. YOU INSPIRE ME TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE :)
MJ (2009-07-07 00:21:04)
*has
MJ (2009-07-07 00:18:35)
LOL "you'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair was"
Spew (2009-07-06 21:55:45)
At first, I thought...funny, but MEAN! Then, in my usual style of act first, read instructio
Hoof_hearted (2009-07-06 12:16:34)
Absolutely bri
MatT the Cocksucker (2009-07-06 07:59:58)
The person who runs this website and the people who think it's hilarious need to grow up. This is humour is tasteless, evil, and immature.
JustMe (2009-07-05 06:38:43)
Oh my, this must be a first for me saying that herpes is fucking awesome!!
SixFootDwarf (2009-07-03 11:20:27)
Years ago I worked a day for a moving company. The driver's "helper" was severely palsied. But that wasn't his biggest handicap. His biggest problem was that he was really f#cking lazy.
dirty shitstain (2009-07-03 02:17:05)
yo you are such a fucking cunt guy
Jayme (2009-07-02 15:07:21)
This shit is classic Lets have a bromance.
Jamie (2009-07-02 15:01:00)
"Don't tell me how to raise my son. You don't see me telling you how to move your furniture, do you?" Beautiful
cpt.dutenshire (2009-07-02 05:50:52)
i think i just pissed my pants
Herpes (2009-06-29 22:51:19)
Dear disableed n sadd, I hope you clean that keyboard daily because I hear consuming sperm can be very bad for you. Just a thought.
needrss (2009-06-27 17:14:52)
rss please?
Furious Moe (2009-06-25 17:45:33)
can't stop giggling. i'm at work this is bad.
Borat (2009-06-25 00:48:58)
This is GREAAT!!! HIIIGH FIIIVE!!! VARRY NIIICE, HOW MAAACH??
disableed n sadd (2009-06-24 19:16:25)
i find tyhis inapropriate., i';m diiusabled nekl doown and miust uise my tonguie to tyope
J (2009-06-23 18:17:25)
Brilliant!
pocofrank (2009-06-23 17:35:06)
I figure you're writing both sides of these email exchanges. Amusing waste of time.
howard levine (2009-06-23 14:09:11)
dude, this is the funniest shit i've read in a long time. I now check the site daily for a smile. please keep up the good work. I cannot donate money, but if you need some pornos let me know. hlevine@pulsedistribution.com
[Insert Name] (2009-06-23 04:00:08)
Like Steven Hawkings does...with his tounge
heather (2009-06-22 12:55:50)
how can he use the wheelchair if he is paralyzed from the neck down?
Michaela (2009-06-22 11:38:21)
Funniest thing I've ever read!!
anonymous (2009-06-21 15:31:38)
hahahahahaha soooooo gooooooooooooood
anonymous (2009-06-21 09:55:19)
unbelievable funny! keep it coming!
irina (2009-06-21 02:30:41)
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Cockmaster3000 (2009-06-21 01:07:19)
Guess who I am motherfuckers!!!!
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-20 23:44:29)
Don't be gay like Duncan. The admin is cool he did all this. You shouldn't insult him... And what is RSS? I subscribed or whatever but I still don't get it... I hear it a lot but never bother to look it up. lol :)
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-20 22:01:29)
I agree I want more. But you have to understand this shit takes time. First off he needs to find an idiot to make fun of.
Reader (2009-06-20 21:12:16)
I need more....Please!?!
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-20 18:12:02)
"at the schoo
MORAL FAG (2009-06-20 16:33:28)
HEY, STOP MAKING FUN OF DUCAN! HE'S BEEN HAVING A BAD DAY. LOOK AT THIS DETENTION SLIP FOR HIM: http://www.flickr.com/photos/macchiato1/3534790964/
Rich Anthony (2009-06-20 13:26:52)
Mosh the wheels of that bitch sxe ride or die wheelchair stylz
Ashre (2009-06-20 12:20:34)
I just read through all of those emails & I fucking lol'd at all of them. Keep it coming man :D
King Barbarus (2009-06-20 11:53:46)
XD 10/10 keep it going
ozzy (2009-06-20 11:02:51)
Mr. "Mike Anderson" thanks for the great site, keep it up!
DuBBle (2009-06-20 05:43:58)
You're not updating this website enough. If you don't post more emails I will seriously consider not coming here every few hours.
admin (2009-06-20 03:57:10)
I suck dick for coke.
anonymous (2009-06-20 03:24:55)
URAFnGenius (2009-06-19 23:11:15)
You sir are FUNNY AS SHIT. Thanks for this brilliant ass stuff.
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Rich Anthony (2009-06-19 22:18:00)
I will teach your disabled son how to fucking MOSH!
Mark (2009-06-19 20:49:18)
I love how Google puts up ads next to this about motorized wheelchairs and moving companies. Priceless!
anonymous (2009-06-19 20:13:30)
You got trolled.
Your mom (2009-06-19 18:07:21)
ROTFL
Bonecrusher (2009-06-19 16:36:08)
Best website on the Inner-net!
anonymous (2009-06-19 15:35:17)
rss? pretty please?
lol (2009-06-19 13:54:10)
awesome.
Merv (2009-06-19 12:17:38)
You are killing me! Brilliant!
Rich Anthony (2009-06-19 09:41:26)
being in a hardcore band gets you all the hardcore fans. i love being a hardcore man and driving to the beach in my hardcore van to play in the hardcore sand ps Stop picking on the disabled its rude!!!
fht (2009-06-19 07:49:16)
This must be the funniest thing since the scambaiter site. Keep it up!!
mikey (2009-06-19 05:54:12)
disregard that, i suck cocks.
mikey (2009-06-19 02:44:21)
I'm saddened that I've read all of the ones posted so far. These had me crying, keep it up.
bri (2009-06-19 02:10:49)
just showed the site to my friends...they were on the floor laughing. This site has serious potential. Don't change a thing, just keep it coming.
ShaneFromOAV (2009-06-19 01:06:38)
Wow, this shits hilarious! Ill be bookmarking this! LoL!
hull (2009-06-18 23:58:18)
lol, this bitch is full of trolls..keep these commin!!
Bozley031 (2009-06-18 23:43:35)
that was the funniest thing i ever read.
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-18 21:52:17)
@Leroy Nice. I would like to know
Leroy (2009-06-18 19:05:14)
That guy is retarded if he thinks a quadripalegic can't help him move. I was born without the use of my arms and legs and I operate a fork life for a living. I also mow my own lawn and bang whores with my lifeless toes.
Stucifer (2009-06-18 17:47:30)
Retards like Marat should exercise their free will and navigate to another website and let those of us who HAVE sense of humor read what we will.
Aaron's Boss (2009-06-18 17:44:08)
Aaron! So this is how you spend company time? I'm deducting your pay!
Aaron Ak (2009-06-18 17:26:48)
Thank you for giving me somthing to do with all myy free time at work
anon (2009-06-18 17:17:29)
There should also be a chatroom or something to discuss trolls. We can have a friendly brainstorm. ;)
***********@hotmail. (2009-06-18 16:55:28)
Marat you've got to be kidding me. This conversation is over.
Lee (2009-06-18 16:20:33)
RSS feed please!
klaas (2009-06-18 15:51:00)
:""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""") This is fucking stoned ;P Great job
anonymous (2009-06-18 15:19:20)
hahaha
potential victims (2009-06-18 15:07:31)
@ admin, i see so many ridiculous ads everyday, do you have an email people can send "ideas" to? id post them here but im afraid that might cause legal issues since personal info is on their ads.
Shadow (2009-06-18 14:36:12)
OL Marat: Defender of Honor and Justice IRL Marat: Trips the handicapped and mutters slurs at minorities
admin (2009-06-18 13:58:04)
marat why must you troll my website
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-18 13:42:03)
"We tied the lawn mower to the back of his wheelchair and he drags it around. You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has." Lol awesome. You are the funniest man alive. Don't ever stop doing this.
lol (2009-06-18 13:40:11)
Yes it is. Now shut up and get out.
A (2009-06-18 13:07:29)
RSS?
niggdick (2009-06-18 12:59:07)
you and the guy off youtube.com/arunmabraham should collaborate
Derry Quinn (2009-06-18 11:49:01)
I've only commented twice and I already seem like an ass. I just want you to love me :'(
Derry Quinn (2009-06-18 11:47:16)
Also, RSS or a Twitterfeed would be cool :D
Derry Quinn (2009-06-18 11:46:41)
Hahaha, these are awesome! Seriosuly, you've been getting so much attention in just a few days, well done! If you need any serv
anonymous (2009-06-18 11:19:18)
Pure genius
ChrisK (2009-06-18 10:25:15)
hahahahahahahahahaha

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