Gullible Handyman
Posted at: 2009-06-21 13:37:13
Original ad:
DO NOT WORK FOR JIMMY ******, IGNORE HIS "LOOKING FOR A HANDYMAN" AD BELOW. IT IS A SCAM!! I WORKED FOR HIM FOR A WEEK AND HE SAID HE WOULD PAY ME AT THE END OF THE WEEK, AND THEN AT THE END OF THE WEEK HE SAID THAT I WAS PAID BI-WEEKLY AND WOULD HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY, SO THAT FRIDAY CAME AND HE NEVER PAID! HES BEEN DODGING MY CALLS! AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS HE WILL SCREW YOU OUT OF TWO WEEKS PAY
From Mike Anderson to **********@*********.org
Hey, I saw your ad about Jimmy ****** and must say you sound like a very gullible person. Why didn't you think something was up the first time he didn't pay you? It sounds like you are just not capable of thinking like an intelligent person. If you want, I will follow you around and give you advice to help you not make such stupid decisions. My fee is $15/hr, but it is well worth it.
Mike
From ********@gmail.com to Me
FUCK YOU UR AN IDIOT I DONT NEED YOU TO FOLLOW ME AROUND ASSHOLE
From Mike Anderson to ********@gmail.com
I don't think you understand how much money my advice could be saving you. For example, did you know that if a Nigerian asks for your social security number, he is not just getting to know you? He actually wants it to steal your identity. I am full of useful advice like this. Please reconsider.
Mike
From ********@gmail.com to Me
I KNOW THAT DICK HEAD. SHUT THE FUCK UP
From Mike Anderson to ********@gmail.com
Okay, it sounds like you don't want my advice.
I am interested in your handyman skills, however. How would you like to do the siding and roofing on my house? The job will probably take about two weeks. Don't worry, though, I'll pay you at the end of the two weeks, you just do the work first. And could you buy the shingles and siding? I'll reimburse you for those supplies as well at the end of the two weeks.
Mike
From ********@gmail.com to Me
FUCK OFF COCK SUCKER
Comments:
mysterymeat3 (2010-02-05 15:14:44)
Does this writing remind anyone else of Maddox (before he was shitty)? Anyway, nice job, this site is hilarious, I'm surprised nobody has tried to do this just to get put on this site yet.
789 (2010-01-07 15:06:40)
Original ad:
DO NOT WORK FOR JIMMY ******, IGNORE HIS "LOOKING FOR A HANDYMAN" AD BELOW. IT IS A SCAM!! I WORKED FOR HIM FOR A WEEK AND HE SAID HE WOULD PAY ME AT THE END OF THE WEEK, AND THEN AT THE END OF THE WEEK HE SAID THAT I WAS PAID BI-WE
Julie (2010-01-06 19:06:22)
You are a fucking genius!
pat (2010-01-05 21:48:40)
"did you know that if a Nigerian asks for your social security number, he is not just getting to know you? He actually wants it to steal your identity. I am full of useful advice like this. Please reconsider."
please reconsider ahahah
HAHA (2010-01-03 21:41:23)
"anonymous (2009-12-25 13:21:51)
Grate work mate.How cum this isn't top rated? Its too good!"
watched too many pornos have you? XD
spe (2009-12-26 16:27:45)
To below comment: Cum is top rated, thats why there are so many uneducated people in the world... Duh.
anonymous (2009-12-25 13:21:51)
Grate work mate.How cum this isn't top rated? Its too good!
Zachary! (2009-12-24 01:47:37)
I don't even care if it's fake; shit is funny.
Z Butt Whale (2009-12-03 20:34:22)
I am so happy someone sent me this site -- I am pissing myself. Whoever you are, author, you are damned funny. Keep up the good work.
candice (2009-12-02 20:51:04)
I LOVE this site.
mimi (2009-12-01 16:50:22)
lol. love how this site makes me laugh.
chrissaw (2009-11-30 18:20:59)
I have read all of the emails on the page when will there be more this is the best site ever.
HOUSE (2009-11-30 15:29:42)
@stevether, @AlexTorry - I am not gay and I found this to be very funny
Lee Lee (2009-11-26 19:37:29)
that was full of awesomeness
girlfran' (2009-11-23 16:11:26)
I ONLY SPEAK IN CAPS. RAWWR!
stevether (2009-11-16 02:36:05)
@AlexTorry Thanks for letting us know your sexual preference?
anonymous (2009-11-15 00:15:53)
LOLOLOL
AlexTorry (2009-11-02 17:29:30)
I am gay and I thought this was great!
Mike2 (2009-10-27 16:39:10)
HOLY SHIT, THIS HANDIMAN DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE HIS CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS ON!!!!! SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HIM THAT IT'S ON. HAHAHA
Rminduh (2009-10-22 01:53:24)
Me, you don't sound very happy. I mean he was only trying to give this man helpful advice
I mean the poor bastard sounds like a simple bumpkin
JuiCe (2009-10-19 03:46:36)
I am interested in your handyman skills, however.
Hahah OMG.. That made me laugh!
Bret (2009-10-16 01:51:59)
Holy shit that's some funny stuff
DzNuttz413U$oMoB (2009-10-15 23:00:58)
Whereda fux is the voting or rating button4 this site???
Cocksucker needed (2009-10-13 16:01:12)
yes, yes we would want one
Cosmio (2009-10-10 16:57:56)
Why is a cock sucker a bad thing? Wouldn't every cock owner want one?
Jeremy (2009-10-10 01:57:00)
super pwned
Earl (2009-10-09 16:22:50)
YES! This is the best website ever!
me (2009-10-07 18:38:44)
i want to punch that mike anderson guy in this face just reading this. what a annoying turd
anonymous (2009-10-04 21:02:29)
THEN WHO WAS JIMMY ?
mrs.bungle (2009-09-21 22:25:04)
best one I've read so far.
omg (2009-09-17 19:22:19)
hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
Sham (2009-09-15 23:36:25)
Hil-fucking-larious!!!!
tonbai (2009-09-15 03:46:04)
haha! :) nice!!!
Major Payne (2009-09-05 01:48:15)
That shits hilarious.
Elvis (2009-09-04 17:08:29)
this one is tight yo
Robin (2009-09-01 18:19:50)
This one is my fave thus far. Awesome! You are hilarious!
anonymous (2009-09-01 16:31:16)
haha wow that guy has serious caps issues
emma (2009-08-31 08:50:04)
lmao u so cool
sherry.lavone (2009-08-26 16:33:06)
my favorite one by far
jonas brothers (2009-08-25 02:55:03)
BALLS ASS!
Dan (2009-08-06 08:48:21)
Duncan is funny because he pisses off uptight douchebags.
duncan fan (2009-08-04 17:57:47)
You nailed it, man! Thanks!
robot legs (2009-08-04 02:55:18)
ha
anonymous (2009-08-04 01:41:55)
your comment is funny because you say why the emails are funny
Duncan (2009-08-03 17:45:20)
This is funny because he first says he stupid and then try to scam him like he was scammed earlier on at his old handyman job!
unmotivated (2009-07-30 17:32:17)
omg ur a genius made my day at work hahaha
Dave (2009-07-28 20:01:14)
@LLCOOLJ
Why was your anus facing the keyboard???
LLCOOLJ (2009-07-28 18:07:34)
I laughed so hard that my anus exploded over the keyboard. peace y'all
pat (2009-07-27 04:38:01)
another gem haha keep it up
Dick Douche (2009-07-26 02:35:02)
My Kitten Needs Tampons, it is on its "." what do?
Need a Douche? go fucking buy one!
LMFAO (2009-07-25 18:47:03)
I just laughed so hard both of my testicles ruptured at the same time.
I like dick! (2009-07-23 03:24:45)
I wana jump on a carrot!
Someone (2009-07-22 15:53:00)
I can't help thinking that the guy who worked for Jimmy is actually one of the many commenters on this site. The sophisticated vocabulary is unmistakeable. (Hehe, I sure fucked that one up the first time)
Someone (2009-07-22 15:51:44)
I can't help thinking that "Jimmy" is actually one of the many commenters on this site. The sophisticated vocabulary is unmistakeable.
Danny (2009-07-22 15:20:50)
Duncan / Joni, are you two 10 years old or less. That could be the only excuse for having made such a useless comment. You are ruining things for everyone else.
J (2009-07-16 05:29:38)
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew (2009-07-15 18:33:05)
Tip #1: See the button on your keyboard that says "Caps Lock"? Press it.
Tim Morrison (2009-07-15 16:16:04)
anonymous...I HATE YOU.
LOL just look at all the posts anonymous has made. Tell him to go get a life.
Me (2009-07-15 11:34:39)
Omg hilarious!!!
angry (2009-07-15 01:09:00)
angry handymen are bad lol
CarolinaKooiman (2009-07-13 16:12:15)
Apparently, the gullible handyman's keyboard is stuck in CAPS. I didn't see a single lower case letter.
Joni (2009-07-13 03:01:09)
I'm sorry about my previous comment. Duncan is my second cousin. He was visiting and telling me what to type. I'm actually very smart.
Natz (2009-07-12 21:11:46)
Duncan is trying to sound like he wears a helmet, and those of you who don't get that don't have a sense of humor so I don't know why you're on here.
wow rofl (2009-07-12 14:37:14)
duncan probably sleeps with a helment..
anonymous (2009-07-12 00:35:07)
Ya Duncan is gay like he's not funny
Lol (2009-07-10 17:04:50)
Good one!!
Nick (2009-07-10 13:37:37)
I think this one is my favorite! Absolutely FANTASTIC!! The CAPS mean that I am very SERIOUS!
Xander (2009-07-09 20:59:33)
Who's failing?
Fail (2009-07-09 17:08:27)
Duncan-- your commend is just about as funny as the post. Please do not procreate.
? (2009-07-09 15:06:02)
really duncan? you're a genius!!
Mak (2009-07-07 22:58:09)
Holy crap, I'm pooing while reading this (god bless the wifi) and every explosion of laughter makes me shit better and better. Srsly, this is better than bran.
Chris (2009-07-07 04:38:21)
Fuck off cock sucker.
Malaktose (2009-07-07 00:05:52)
Priceless, this site is a gem
OMFG (2009-07-04 17:09:28)
That was priceless. Laughed my ass off especially the last request.
OMFH (2009-07-04 17:08:56)
That wad priceless. Laughed my ass off especially the last request.
Rinker (2009-06-30 23:53:01)
No, CAPS LOCK is just lazy
Schmuckface (2009-06-30 14:58:13)
Love it. This made me laugh audibly, and I never lie about that.
anonymous (2009-06-30 12:06:46)
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
Dm (2009-06-29 15:37:32)
Hahahahah...this made my monday soo much brighter!!
John (2009-06-29 12:59:37)
Hahah good one
An (2009-06-29 01:33:22)
I'm surprised this one didn't get a lot of comments. I think it's very funny and witty.
DC (2009-06-27 00:39:53)
bravo
Alicia (2009-06-26 00:18:19)
fuckin amazing stuff. keeep em comin!!! thanks
Me (2009-06-24 14:45:55)
I think his Caps Lock button was working badly.
hahaha (2009-06-24 05:52:54)
I like how his replies are all in capital letters like he is really expressing just how FUCKING PISSED OFF HE IS hahahaha. Great work!
Fran (2009-06-23 20:07:05)
LOL! Priceless shit.
man (2009-06-22 13:00:10)
this one is great, clever and funny. keep it coming, good luck.
evilbitxx (2009-06-22 11:54:53)
saved my monday =)
frito (2009-06-22 10:13:44)
the last request was priceless this shit is awesome
G-dogg (2009-06-22 06:31:26)
sounds like he owes mike at least 50 bucks for the consultation. it almost appears that he learned a lesson.
xenon (2009-06-21 20:07:20)
LOL, love it. This place needs a voting system
anonymous (2009-06-21 15:26:50)
hahahahaha
Joni (2009-06-21 14:55:30)
Ahahaha. He won't take the risk of not being paid twice :D
Taylor (2009-06-21 14:27:38)
LOLOL
RD33 (2009-06-21 14:03:24)
This guy is great. Keep it coming.
LLmayne (2009-06-21 13:58:09)
oh my god dude this one is so damned funny
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