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Hybrids Suck
Posted at: 2009-06-23 09:18:12
Original ad:
if anyone wants a ride from baltimore to nyc tomorow let me know! i am driving up there sometime tomorow afternoon and would be glad to help someone out if they want to throw up some money for gas. i drive a hybrid, so i wont need much!
From Mike Partlow to *************@*********.org

Hello,

I do need a ride to New York tomorrow. That would be great. My only concern is the fact that you drive a hybrid car. I don't want to give people the idea that I care about the environment. Do you have another, more manly car that we could ride up in? I really don't want to be seen in a hybrid. I'll gladly compensate you for gas.

Mike

From christine ********* to Me

no all i have is my hybrid. what is the big deal, who cares what people think? u should be glad to help the enviroment!

From Mike Partlow to christine **********

I'm sorry Christine but it isn't the 60's anymore. People aren't a bunch of earth-saving hippies that run around and hug trees anymore. Does your car have tinted windows? I really don't want to be seen riding in that bitch-mobile. My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it, to make up for all of the earth that your car will be saving. Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil.

Mike

From christine ********* to Me

wtf is wrong with u! im not giving u a ride ur a jerk!!!

From Mike Partlow to christine **********

Well I am sorry you won't have the privilege of riding with me. Fortunately for me, I found a better, more badass ride to NYC. I'll be sure to wave at your crappy little hybrid as we pass you in our F-350, spraying cans of aerosol out the window and throwing empty six-pack holders into the sea.

Mike
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VictorMa (2014-11-25 21:03:01)
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LittleFinger (2014-06-17 06:51:47)
Cory Poptart - So, what you're saying is that you're not denying that you do in fact have a small penis. You just don't want people thinking that you do. Got it.
Cory Poptart (2013-11-05 23:39:36)
I don't drive a full size pick-up because I don't want to give people the idea that I have a small penis and feel the need to compensate for said small penis.
Rod (2013-10-04 18:50:12)
You are the man!
me (2013-09-09 11:31:38)
!!!YES-> "I suddenly have a strong desire to dump a can of motor oil in an innocent lake."
dr137c (2013-06-08 17:55:41)
@AnonBelowLovesAngus He said NEGATIVE (-) 10/10 dumbass
Tadashi (2013-05-26 02:17:31)
Sad thing is, there are people who care this much about what other people think of them.
nfjnj (2013-05-05 06:28:45)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fili (2013-03-15 15:54:57)
'bitch-mobile' lol i lost it there
AnonBelowLovesAngus (2013-02-26 21:38:23)
How was that a 10/10 you phucking phaggot 0/10, horrible troll
Anonymous (2013-02-13 03:12:49)
@califurniAgurl Troll detected. -10/10
Anonymous (2013-02-13 03:12:13)
I suddenly have a strong desire to dump a can of motor oil in an innocent lake.
califurniAgurl (2013-02-10 12:33:44)
This site sux not funny n all. yu guyz thinks it funny to maek fun of tree? How u think thdy feel? I report this site
Fuck hybrids! (2012-12-11 07:35:50)
Great conversation - hybrids suck big time and people should know it. If you want to save the environment, buy a small petrol car. If you have a brain - don't buy a small car - get the biggest car out there!
almost died (2012-10-28 01:36:54)
"bitch-mobile"
clifornia gurl :3 (2012-10-15 11:26:29)
Thats sooo ignrantt!!!1 teh envrioment all we has! If we dnt taek care it died! And fyi hybrid are the bestest cars put weyyyy more better than ferrari
Matt from Brooklyn (2012-07-02 09:44:02)
Haha mike strikes again
Steve (2012-05-31 05:59:10)
Lol you're a fucking asshole but you're also fucking funny
@the other guys (2012-05-17 22:36:23)
@ other guys "didn't know tampons came on wheels"
The Other Guys (2012-05-08 12:45:45)
"Vagina on Wheels". Funny line from a funny movie. I drive 2011 F-150. Fuel is costly, but I feel safe. I drove a friend's hybrid and I thought I was going to die.
@bigcock (2012-05-08 12:43:19)
hey big cock, that was pretty darn random, don't ya think? Do you approach random people in the grocery store with that line? I've love to see the reactions and resulting situations!
8^P (2012-05-03 15:22:06)
"People aren't a bunch of earth-saving hippies that run around and hug trees anymore."...lmao, no we aren't
illogical boy (2011-12-11 23:11:21)
@Johnny Eyeball Do you even know what a meme is? Obviously not, jackass.
anonymous (2011-12-04 03:15:53)
xinaji just GTFO (Get the fuck out) old man. Too fucking dense to use urban dictionary and you're too fucking old to use the internet. Get your grandson or daughter to help you out.
Papi M (2011-11-29 04:51:03)
"I really don't want to be seen riding in that bitch-mobile" LOL

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