Hybrids Suck
Posted at: 2009-06-23 09:18:12
Original ad:
if anyone wants a ride from baltimore to nyc tomorow let me know! i am driving up there sometime tomorow afternoon and would be glad to help someone out if they want to throw up some money for gas. i drive a hybrid, so i wont need much!
From Mike Partlow to *************@*********.org
Hello,
I do need a ride to New York tomorrow. That would be great. My only concern is the fact that you drive a hybrid car. I don't want to give people the idea that I care about the environment. Do you have another, more manly car that we could ride up in? I really don't want to be seen in a hybrid. I'll gladly compensate you for gas.
Mike
From christine ********* to Me
no all i have is my hybrid. what is the big deal, who cares what people think? u should be glad to help the enviroment!
From Mike Partlow to christine **********
I'm sorry Christine but it isn't the 60's anymore. People aren't a bunch of earth-saving hippies that run around and hug trees anymore. Does your car have tinted windows? I really don't want to be seen riding in that bitch-mobile. My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it, to make up for all of the earth that your car will be saving. Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil.
Mike
From christine ********* to Me
wtf is wrong with u! im not giving u a ride ur a jerk!!!
From Mike Partlow to christine **********
Well I am sorry you won't have the privilege of riding with me. Fortunately for me, I found a better, more badass ride to NYC. I'll be sure to wave at your crappy little hybrid as we pass you in our F-350, spraying cans of aerosol out the window and throwing empty six-pack holders into the sea.
Mike
JuliusGreaser (2010-09-08 07:35:06)
@Uhu You have clearly never been to America. Don't get me started on those Europeans who think driving tiny ass fucking rice burner Volkswagens is cool.
Me (2010-08-31 00:32:40)
ROFLMAO......FFFUUUUCCCKKKKK....ROFLMAO This shit is really priceless! lol
DingusPringus (2010-08-30 01:40:23)
@anonymous Why don't you die instead? We have the right to hate as many tree-hugging hippy faggots as we want, earth-boy!
Uhu (2010-08-23 16:23:17)
Great until the part about the F350. You have clearly never been to Europe. Americans --yes Americans, the ones with the sport shoes, dated jeans and free Wallmart caps-- think it's cool to drive a pick-up.
Nu-uhu.
skilletrox (2010-08-15 16:18:00)
dude thats pure genius
anonymous (2010-07-29 00:51:40)
Good stuff, good stuff on a side note the people who comment saying how they hate hybrids and tree huggers need to die
Anthony (2010-07-23 17:54:26)
It's simply a piece of art!
anonymous (2010-07-21 19:10:00)
Bitch Mobile. LMFAO!!!
priceless (2010-07-18 11:48:58)
this is fucking good...but hopefully she doesn't give up on saving the environment, ROFL
Fuck (2010-07-13 20:02:15)
Fuck
S Jag (2010-07-12 22:34:02)
Truly a man after my own hart.
Josh (2010-07-09 09:04:04)
fuckin damn owsum.....more like epic...='D
Janelle (2010-07-02 07:21:48)
Jesus fucking christ you are my idol, keep up the good work you're HILARIOUS.
shit (2010-06-18 21:32:23)
shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt this shit is epic
Jon C. (2010-06-18 06:38:53)
This one is my favorite. You had me dieing at "bitch-mobile".
h8 (2010-06-16 14:33:31)
I got your hockey stick right here, hybrid hippie whore. She's probably a vegan, too. That way she can feel like she's better than you for faking like she gives a shit about "the environment" and "the animals."
josh (2010-06-11 01:42:02)
i was at the river when i saw six pack holder and i just started laughing all over again
josh (2010-06-11 01:38:53)
i was at the river when i saw six pack holder and i just started laughing all over again
Brittney (2010-06-06 08:48:54)
@OH-IO Indiana is not a waste land...and at least we know how to drive here
<font color= red>doh (2010-06-02 20:57:41)
<font color= red>adm</font>
OH-IO (2010-06-02 20:26:51)
Indiana IS a wasteland.
bapplegate33 (2010-05-31 18:09:20)
The ironic thing is that a roughly 30 mile radius around the Prius factory in Indiana is a wasteland because of the "Environmentally friendly" hybrid battery production.
Pirate (2010-05-29 02:32:16)
Haha that was awesome, and 350s are more economical than a prius to!
Tansy (2010-05-19 19:30:10)
I love that he will pay for the motor oil!
Vinnie (2010-05-15 19:54:00)
hahah that was nicely said. Take your hybrid cars and stick them right up your fucking ass YOU fucking hippie faggots! guess what my 64' chevelle with a 396 has no cats and eats though fuel and i don't give a shit! "Well my seats are made from
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