Tyrone's Dog Babysitting Service
Posted at: 2009-07-02 10:41:53
Original ad:
DOG WATCHER WANTED! we are leaving town for a week and need someone to take care of our 6-year-old rottweiler. he is very friendly! we are looking for someone trustworthy with experience, so we will need references. will pay $30 per day. email if interested!
From Tyrone Jackson to ************@******.org
yo wat up! i saw your ad looking for someone to take care of your rottweiler. ill do it no problem. i live in the area and can pick him up.
From Tanya ****** to Me
tyrone do you have any references? can you tell us a little about yourself?
From Tyrone Jackson to Tanya *******
yea i got some references. you can talk to my bro devon, or my associate g-ice. ill have them hit u up. a little about myself: i love taking care of dogs and shit
now you said your rottweiler is friendly. how friendly is he? would he be able to fight another dog if they were both put in a ring? just wonderin.
also can you pay me the money up front straight cash? i need it to enter in a contest.
From Tanya ****** to Me
I dont want you watching my dog!!!! find someone else for your dog fighting ring sicko!!!!!!!
From Tyrone Jackson to Tanya *******
whoa whoa slow yo role! who said anything about dog fighting? i was just wondering if your dog could protect itself, in case an angrier dog tries to start some shit while im walkin him. you need to chill the fuck out and stop jumpin to conclusions
From Tyrone Jackson to Tanya *******
look you triflin bitch just gimme the dog. i need it, the fight is tonight! ill pay you 200 cash plus 20 percent of whatever i win
From Tanya ****** to Me
STOP IT
A few hours later...
From G Ice to Tanya ******
ay yo wat up woman, its ya boy tyrone's boy G Ice. tyrone was sayin he needed a reference for ur dog babysittin job so here i am. tyrone be great with dogs. he loves em so much and will care the shit out of them. my boy tyrone is definitely the right man for the job, i aint playin
From Tanya ****** to Me
GO AWAY
Mel. (2010-08-28 19:51:54)
Im in love!
Note (2010-08-26 14:29:42)
How can you go wrong having a reference who's known as "G-ice"?
nigga (2010-08-20 16:48:58)
fuckin cracka ass racist fucks motherfucker ass bitchses why you gotta hate suckas me n ma niggroes would FUCK YO UP if ud say dat shit in our faces bitch ass fucking honkies
whitetrashinbreed (2010-08-14 16:50:25)
@niggers suck-a helpful suggestion: change ur comment name to "i suck niggers," its closer to the truth
whitetrashinbreed (2010-08-14 16:47:55)
hey niggerssuck, why dont u like black people? is it kuz ur girlfriend always cheats on you with black dudes? or kuz ur mom gives them discounts on blowjobs at work? did u urself choke on a black dick or something? just curious. and a suggestion: change u
Niggers suck (2010-08-11 20:38:27)
Damn Niggers! Always trying to kill my dogs.
higger nater (2010-08-07 20:26:11)
Hahahaha that's awesome pretending to be a couple of dumb niggers!!! Funny shit!!!!!! White power
KenKen (2010-08-06 11:28:32)
Omg I'm Black and this is TOO FUNNY!!!!! Definitely not racist, but I can't say the same for some of these comments!
racist? (2010-08-03 20:24:40)
"Oh noes, it's racist"
Well, you are the one assuming that they are blacks and that blacks act this way. Hell, I see more white gettho boy acting like thanblack people.
anonymous (2010-07-30 04:32:58)
i love taking care of dogs and shit!! lolz laugh my heart out!!
Cory (2010-07-23 22:53:05)
"He loves dogs so much and will care the shit outta them" LMAOOOOO
theOne (2010-07-23 18:11:36)
nigga PLEASE.
Shariff (2010-07-23 10:32:44)
nigga you rasis as fuck
anonymous (2010-07-21 19:01:39)
Ugh, the only thing racist in this post is the redneck fucks who commented on it. Otherwise, this is some real funny shit dude, seriously!
floridaALPHA (2010-07-21 18:23:14)
hahaha this guy is a genius, funny as shit. also definitely not racist at all, plus everybodys a little bit prejudiced, even if we dont want to be. plus no use fightin this battle on a computer screen
so tuff (2010-07-21 17:10:04)
wow i wish i was tough enough to call people "niggers" behind a computer screen, but be SCARED TO DEATH in real life .. dam, how do u guys do it ??
Ms. Watkins (2010-07-21 00:15:46)
THIS IS NOT RACIST Im white n my husband is black we both agree its just for fun so dont be retarded
mlee (2010-07-16 04:46:26)
OMG i love this hahahaha esp the second guy's email at the end
Racism (2010-07-13 14:41:05)
This isn't racist, but all the comments by fat white entitled 14-year-olds are.
Anon (2010-07-07 01:38:28)
"he loves them so much and will care the shit out of them"
Oh my god this guy is so awesome.
bitch ass cuntsucker (2010-06-25 00:10:01)
Triflin bitch lmfao
@Me (2010-06-22 05:35:46)
Lol, why you mad tho?
ROFLMFAO @ LISTEN YOU TRIFLIN BITCH
Sam (2010-06-19 13:56:44)
Where does it say he's black?
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I nearly laughed so hard that I pissed myself.
h8 (2010-06-16 14:09:34)
excellent
Me (2010-06-15 22:35:28)
This is why niggers should be castrated.
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