Tyrone's Dog Babysitting Service
Posted at: 2009-07-02 10:41:53
Original ad:
DOG WATCHER WANTED! we are leaving town for a week and need someone to take care of our 6-year-old rottweiler. he is very friendly! we are looking for someone trustworthy with experience, so we will need references. will pay $30 per day. email if interested!
From Tyrone Jackson to ************@******.org
yo wat up! i saw your ad looking for someone to take care of your rottweiler. ill do it no problem. i live in the area and can pick him up.
From Tanya ****** to Me
tyrone do you have any references? can you tell us a little about yourself?
From Tyrone Jackson to Tanya *******
yea i got some references. you can talk to my bro devon, or my associate g-ice. ill have them hit u up. a little about myself: i love taking care of dogs and shit
now you said your rottweiler is friendly. how friendly is he? would he be able to fight another dog if they were both put in a ring? just wonderin.
also can you pay me the money up front straight cash? i need it to enter in a contest.
From Tanya ****** to Me
I dont want you watching my dog!!!! find someone else for your dog fighting ring sicko!!!!!!!
From Tyrone Jackson to Tanya *******
whoa whoa slow yo role! who said anything about dog fighting? i was just wondering if your dog could protect itself, in case an angrier dog tries to start some shit while im walkin him. you need to chill the fuck out and stop jumpin to conclusions
From Tyrone Jackson to Tanya *******
look you triflin bitch just gimme the dog. i need it, the fight is tonight! ill pay you 200 cash plus 20 percent of whatever i win
From Tanya ****** to Me
STOP IT
A few hours later...
From G Ice to Tanya ******
ay yo wat up woman, its ya boy tyrone's boy G Ice. tyrone was sayin he needed a reference for ur dog babysittin job so here i am. tyrone be great with dogs. he loves em so much and will care the shit out of them. my boy tyrone is definitely the right man for the job, i aint playin
From Tanya ****** to Me
GO AWAY
T-Biggs (2013-03-21 10:30:50)
"I love taking care of dogs and shit" O Tyrone, you cray.
anonymous (2013-02-17 21:53:58)
I like how G Ice spelled definitely the correct way.
LOL (2013-02-14 05:05:16)
I lost it at "my associate g-ice" LOL
anonymous (2013-01-26 11:09:23)
Omg dying laughing!!!!! And true that to the person who said that thecry baby that was whining about sterotypes and racism was in all actuality the racist one for ASSUMING you were portraying a black man!!! Hahahahaa made you look real dumb!!! People art
black person (2012-12-28 01:32:49)
I love enslaving other black people and then selling them to white people for a small fee.
white person (2012-11-19 16:12:12)
I like conquering places and make ppl slaves lol
Da Tru G Ice niggazzzzz (2012-11-19 16:10:30)
ay yo u moffugaz be talkin shit bout me u racist crackers. i aint playin bitch ass fags. imma take ur dog and care the shit outta him mane
chill the fuck out my niggaz
@srs bsns (2012-11-17 22:32:14)
Looks like somebody fell off the wambulance. Take your PC bullshit and shove it far up your ass.
bigganigga (2012-11-14 15:29:01)
Man this shit hillarious dawg. i am a black man and all my niggas laughin at this shit. ppl need to lightin up. keep up the good work homie i aint mad at cha
Mike (2012-11-12 13:13:01)
Genius
Tyler (2012-11-09 01:05:51)
Tyrone will care the shit out of those dogs.
srs bsns (2012-11-06 00:53:26)
Some of your e-mails can be quite clever but impersonating minorities is one thing you aren't good at. the stereotypes you portray can come off as offensive and the dialogue unoriginal and not very amusing. I'd advise you to lay off such personas
lil g cool (2012-10-15 11:19:22)
Yo yo yo yo dis be racist yo up in da hiid we be dealin wit dem white boiis like is nothin trash liek u be gettin punked yu heard we own dis hood
bob (2012-10-12 18:35:49)
amazing.
Kevin (2012-10-09 16:39:49)
He never said that he was black! So that just makes you who said this is racist, a bunch of stereotypical assholes!
chris dolmeth (2012-09-14 19:35:00)
G ice? I know that dude
@truth (2012-08-29 15:47:19)
wow you a tuff guy sitting before you're screen. But yo ass you wouldn't there say shit like that to a nigga irl
G Ice 2 (2012-08-14 15:27:06)
he loves em so much and will care the shit out of them. LMAO
truth (2012-08-05 05:49:23)
How is this racist? This describes 75% of blacks in our country. Ghetto monkeys
Dylan (2012-07-30 13:37:29)
I'm black and I don't find this offensive at all... It's'funny as hell !
Greg (2012-07-24 22:12:06)
hahahahahhahaha "look you triflin bitch just gimme the dog..." hahahah priceless
Logical Citizen (2012-07-17 16:26:59)
friend chicken, including my black friend who has a Master's in Physics.
Logical Citizen (2012-07-17 16:26:02)
This isn't racist in the least; it's exactly how half of my black friend's speak currently. It's not racist if it is reality. That's like saying it's racist to think black people enjoy fried chicken; news flash, most people like
LOL (2012-06-28 22:38:02)
Racism an excuse for idiots to sound legit.
crashed laptop (2012-06-27 20:30:37)
lmao i droped my laptop when i read " they were both put in a ring " fuck my screen is fucked up ..
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