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Semi-gloss Enamel Kitten
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:34:44
Original ad:
i want a black kitten if you have one please let me know thank you
From Mike Partlow to **********@**********.org

Hey,

I have a kitten that I want to get rid of. It is my girlfriend's kitten, but she went on a three month vacation to France and is probably cheating on me every chance she gets, so I am going to get rid of her kitten to spite her. The kitten is only a month old.

Unfortunately the kitten is not black, it is white, but I can dunk him in a can of black paint if you want. I have acrylic latex enamel paint, but if you are allergic to latex, I also have polyurethane semi-gloss. I personally think the semi-gloss would make the kitten nice and shiny.

Let me know if you want him.

Thanks

Mike

From sarah ******** to Me

ummmmmm no thanks. i dont think that would look right and its prob realy bad for the cat

From Mike Partlow to sarah ********

Sarah,

I assumed you were allergic to latex and went ahead and used the semi-gloss. The kitten looks adorable now! Do you want to come by and pick him up?

Mike

From sarah ******** to Me

WTF R U FUCKIN KIDDING ME! EW

From Mike Partlow to sarah ********

Sarah you're coming to get the kitten, right? You should get him soon. He keeps trying to lick the paint, and I don't have the time to keep watching him to make sure he doesn't.

From sarah ******** to Me

NO I DO NOT WANT HIM THAT IS FUKED UP!!!

From Mike Partlow to sarah ********

Oh, so that's how you do business, Sarah. You made me waste half a can of paint for nothing. I demand at least $10 for compensation.
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sa;als kdjs (2013-10-07 19:41:35)
"ohhhhhhhhhhh" is stupid. you seriously thought this was real? you can't put toxic chemicals on a living thing!!!! you seriously painted your cat? this guy was fucking joking!!!!!!! clean off your cat now!!!!!!!!!
This (2013-05-05 01:21:40)
Sarah seems like the average American valley girl.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh (2013-05-02 01:27:30)
I thought this was real. I painted my cat cause i dont like blacks. I went with pure white and so far no problems.
Shroom207 (2013-05-01 18:33:40)
Man.... Thats sad and fucked up. And ive seen some REALLY fucked up shit :(
DC (2013-04-24 01:24:48)
Chill out people it's a damn joke... but... "the kitten looks adorable now!" hahaha
Jackie (2013-04-12 21:26:13)
Dude, chick should have tried to save the kitten if she had a heart (assuming she thought this was for real).
anon (2013-02-22 04:57:00)
@caluforniakitteh:3: it is just a joke dumb betch -_-
caluforniakitteh:3 (2013-02-10 12:42:00)
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Bre (2012-09-20 15:30:24)
Wait.. NOT ONE PETA PERSON RANTING ABOUT A CAT BEING PAINTED AND OR THE GIRL NOT GOING TO PICK IT UP AFTER ITS ABUSE?! I didn't think it was possible to have a post about animals without crazy Peta people going nuts over a joke.
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I personally think the semi-gloss would make the kitten nice and shiny ==> fuckin epic
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Pendryn (2012-06-10 23:09:13)
Man... half a can of paint? What was it, a quart? Seriously...
lolwut (2012-05-26 16:17:04)
She cares about the COLOUR more than the cat itself? I don't think she's capable to look after a fish, let alone a cat. (God help her if she wants a puppy)
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hahahaa, gf's been away for 3 months and her kitten is a month old!
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lolol

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