Semi-gloss Enamel Kitten
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:34:44
Original ad:
i want a black kitten if you have one please let me know thank you
From Mike Partlow to **********@**********.org
Hey,
I have a kitten that I want to get rid of. It is my girlfriend's kitten, but she went on a three month vacation to France and is probably cheating on me every chance she gets, so I am going to get rid of her kitten to spite her. The kitten is only a month old.
Unfortunately the kitten is not black, it is white, but I can dunk him in a can of black paint if you want. I have acrylic latex enamel paint, but if you are allergic to latex, I also have polyurethane semi-gloss. I personally think the semi-gloss would make the kitten nice and shiny.
Let me know if you want him.
Thanks
Mike
From sarah ******** to Me
ummmmmm no thanks. i dont think that would look right and its prob realy bad for the cat
From Mike Partlow to sarah ********
Sarah,
I assumed you were allergic to latex and went ahead and used the semi-gloss. The kitten looks adorable now! Do you want to come by and pick him up?
Mike
From sarah ******** to Me
WTF R U FUCKIN KIDDING ME! EW
From Mike Partlow to sarah ********
Sarah you're coming to get the kitten, right? You should get him soon. He keeps trying to lick the paint, and I don't have the time to keep watching him to make sure he doesn't.
From sarah ******** to Me
NO I DO NOT WANT HIM THAT IS FUKED UP!!!
From Mike Partlow to sarah ********
Oh, so that's how you do business, Sarah. You made me waste half a can of paint for nothing. I demand at least $10 for compensation.
Ali (2010-08-13 12:01:59)
just put ur dick in me and get on the table bitch
anonymous (2010-08-06 11:31:26)
"grammatically proper".... hahahaha. OxyMORON
@Lis (cont.) (2010-07-17 12:04:33)
brat. She neither called Animal Abuse nor compensated him.
@Lis (2010-07-17 12:03:41)
Get over yourself. You're clearly not as witty as you think you are, considering that you can't even compose grammatically proper sentences like your "male counterpart" here.
Pertaining to the letters themselves, that girl is clearly a
nickolette (2010-07-06 00:37:35)
xD
Dizazsters (2010-07-01 22:47:36)
Wow, that girl is really a bitch. Why wouldn't she pick up the cat or at least report him for animal abuse.. If this was true, that is.
adrian (2010-06-30 06:46:43)
lol 'its prob realy bad for the cat'
AHAHA (2010-06-05 15:48:27)
The kitten looks adorable now! LOL!!
Lis (2010-04-30 19:23:00)
I AM HONESTLY DYING AT ALL OF THESE. i wanna post them al over my facebook and show all my friends like im pissing myself here on a friday night when i could be out with my friends. this guy reminds me of myself but im a girl hahahahha he knows his shit h
wtf (2010-04-30 11:43:38)
bitch made you waste paint
at @ (2010-03-15 08:34:22)
Wow stfu
Jewbear (2010-03-15 02:25:28)
YES, Amber, We all just fucking read that part.
Amber (2010-02-22 13:33:19)
lol "I demand at least $10 for compensation."
Joe (2010-02-10 15:17:00)
Just because she went on a 3 month vacation, doesnt mean she has been gone for 3 months. People need to use their brains a bit more..
Joe (2010-02-10 15:16:37)
Just because she went on a 3 month vacation, doesnt mean she has been gone for 3 months. People need to use their brains a but more..
dumb (2010-02-03 15:11:18)
Dude, the kitten is 1 month old and his gf just left for a 3 month long vacation in France. You write any of the ads that this guy replies to? haha
xelios (2010-01-16 21:05:43)
wow, ur girlfriend out for 3 month yet kitten is 1 month old, and she didnt even notice
GummiSnorri (2010-01-15 21:37:24)
"yeah (2009-10-13 14:39:11)
Sarah is not the original name of the email recipient."
That is the dumbest comment I've ever seen.
Do you think that "Sarah@(anything)" isn't taken about anywhere!?
It's one of the most common
chris (2009-12-29 12:59:59)
"Oh, so that's how you do business, Sarah. You made me waste half a can of paint for nothing. I demand at least $10 for compensation." LOL LOL LOL dear god!
tweedle (2009-11-19 11:28:24)
yes i know that there isn't really "a kitten".
tweedle (2009-11-19 11:27:10)
i love that this bitch doesn't even give a shit about the kitten she's all "eeow" she's going to make a great mom for some poor kitten that she'll dump at a shelter when it does something ew gross- moron bitch.
that guy (2009-11-05 23:12:05)
that was utterly beautiful.
Touro73 (2009-10-29 00:24:59)
hilarious
Sidnelsom (2009-10-22 02:57:32)
couldnt stop laughing at the "nice and shiny"
yeah (2009-10-13 14:39:11)
Sarah is not the original name of the email recipient.
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