Racist Microwave Buyer
Posted at: 2009-11-16 13:02:45
Original ad: WANTED - Microwave
I am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLY
From Me to *********@************.org:
I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for $30. I am aware that your ad said whites only, but I am an African American. I sincerly hope that this won't be a problem for you, and we can put race issues aside and just do business.
Thank you,
Jamal
From Amy ****** to Me:
I am so sorry that you misread my ad. I meant the microwave should be white, because it would match my kitchen.
Amy
From Me to Amy ******:
Oh, so because I am black, you think that I can't read? It really is amazing that the world we live in is still so racist. I'm sorry, but your insults have left me feeling sick. I don't think I can sell my microwave to a bigot.
Sincerely offended,
Jamal
From Amy ****** to Me:
I wasn't suggesting that you couldn't read. I'm not racist. If you read my whole email you would see that the ad was looking for a white microwave, not a white person. I changed the ad to avoid any confusion.
Amy
From Me to Amy ******:
So now you think that because I am black, I am too lazy to read your whole e-mails. Your racism is overwhelming. You will never get my microwave from me. I will, however, sell you a burning cross for your next klan meeting. Does $20 for the cross sound fair?
From Amy ****** to Me:
I can't write anything without you being offended! I give up!
From Me to Amy ******:
So you don't want the microwave?
From Amy ****** to Me:
Will you still sell it to me?
From Me to Amy ******:
I would never sell anything to a racist.
From Amy ****** to Me:
Ugh I'm done with you.
Unloaby (2010-08-29 18:50:11) What flowers do you like?
rudy (2010-08-25 18:48:39) so typical of them
Flowermoth (2010-08-23 17:01:14) You are giving flowers?
Lala (2010-08-21 23:30:52) I'm black and I think this is hilarious!And to the one who said that 90% of black people really act like is you are being ignorant.
wockouh (2010-08-20 10:02:37) zenerx
Spike Mike (2010-08-19 12:03:49) instead of "I would never sell anything to a racist" you should've replied with "I will sell if you give up your racist ways! REPENT! REPENT!" funny stuff man :-D
Nurgle (2010-08-16 11:48:49) <script>alert('Fight rasicm');</script>
simon (2010-08-12 19:49:54) u find them on craigslist' lol 'i would never sell anythig to a racist'
jay (2010-08-07 04:22:02) you made my day , oh my gosh xD where do you find the ads for this stuff?
blahblah (2010-07-30 08:37:35) FIRST!
LaTeesha (2010-07-29 13:34:09) I love how he used "Jamal". Generic black names ftw!
knm2005 (2010-07-25 01:52:32) omg this had me laughing the whole time haha i love your emails ur the best.
cole (2010-07-20 09:45:12) that was so stupid it was hilarious..good ending
DIno (2010-07-19 21:25:40) Every one of these email chats make me laugh very hard. You sir are a genius at comedy
Jaman (2010-07-19 04:21:41) "Will you still sell it to me?" WHAHAHAHA
Sexy (2010-07-17 20:36:14) "Sincerely offended, jamal"
lolololol
dumb-ass (2010-07-17 14:00:11) "I can't write anything without you being offended! I give up!" "So you don't want the microwave?" "Will you still sell it to me?" "I would never sell anything to a racist." I cried from laughter on that part!
Harris (2010-07-17 01:58:33) Dis makes MAH NUTZ SWING!
S5S5S5 (2010-07-16 23:26:54) rofl i literally spit my water reading this.
Doommonkey (2010-07-16 13:20:11) Actually i'm going to let you in on something, black people just love convincing white people that they are racist because it's so easy and hilarious.
badbref (2010-07-16 10:49:13) I read this one before, but re-read it today. So hilarious. I love the ending "so you don't want it?... I would never sell it to a racist."
anon (2010-07-15 10:49:49) Blacks are the most racist people I know. Why can there be NGOs for black ppl? If one creates a NGO for white ppl only, he'll be called a nazi.
... (2010-07-13 12:17:51) @ A Black Guy....by saying that u just proved exactly what he was talking about....
A Black Guy (2010-07-13 09:27:39) Actually anonymous, you are being pretty racist. Probably because you're a fucktarded 13-year-old.
anonymous (2010-07-11 23:39:47) It's funny coz 90% black people are actually like this, and I'm not even being racist. View all comments
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