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Part Out Your Honda
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:36:00
From Timmy Tucker to ************@***********.org

Hi,

I saw your ad for the Honda Accord. I will give you $200 for the alternator and driver side door.

Let me know if you are interested,

Tim

From Josh ******** to Me

im not parting out the car. it is $6000 for the whole thing.

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

Can't you just sell me the door and alternator and then sell the car for $5800?

From Josh ******** to Me

who the fuck would want to buy a car without a door and alternator?

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

You could sell it as a Honda Accord "Jeep Wrangler" addition, built for offroading without the doors, just like a Jeep. Instead of saying the alternator was removed, say the car was modified to help the environment.

From Josh ******** to Me

thats fucking retarded. how about you go to a junk yard

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep.
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RichardWek (2015-06-26 06:17:30)
Escort Paris listing is a tailor made for many who seek a excessive class companionship in Paris. Lorsqu'une femme demande a un escort de l'« accompagner » a un diner mondain pour eviter d'etre « mal vue » ou percue par les autres couples
Milan (2013-09-16 04:19:21)
What I don't understand is how you can not put a qeoutisn mark on your last sentence. That is a sentence, right? Just kidding.You obviously take yourself too seriously, for I see your reply riddled with frustration and that you see your point of view
jbine (2013-05-23 00:30:44)
What a mo ron
suck it! (2013-05-02 01:24:13)
I love a good honda dis. I am a anti hondite. Fuck the honda, their getting out of control. Next thing you know they want to park in your space!!
killerpojo (2013-02-13 14:33:25)
fucking amazing ! hahhahahh
Not fooling anyone (2013-02-07 14:28:25)
@Josh Seems pretty legit.
anonymous (2012-12-02 04:55:09)
Interesting how an ad for a Jeep wrangler was on the side while I was reading this
Josh (2012-11-01 06:14:21)
OMFG You fucking bastard my m8 showed me this and i am MAD! At least it was a lie!!!!!! FUCK YOU!
Matt from Brooklyn (2012-07-03 09:47:12)
Ahhaa this dude goes how about i go to YOUR Yard... Great as always
Rae (2012-06-16 02:01:33)
"How about I go to your yard", I love it!
@Ian (2012-05-27 01:52:21)
I think he meant 4 hours of the posts of the websites in General not just this post
8^P (2012-05-03 14:18:22)
lol...How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep.
Ian (2012-02-22 10:39:40)
2nd funniest website...
Ian (2012-02-22 10:39:18)
@Haineko how did it take you 4 hours to read it all? did you have a dictionary in one hand?
Ian (2012-02-22 10:38:41)
@Haineko
Ian (2012-02-22 10:37:57)
2nd funniest
beck is stupid (2011-09-18 21:30:01)
Beck, you are an idiot
Beck (2011-08-19 17:34:05)
OMG, I literally laughed so hard at the fact that you used that guys first and last name, I got in trouble at work... LMAO
Jason (2011-08-02 22:01:49)
"How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep." Lol'd so hard at that... xD
rofl (2011-05-16 13:05:44)
i lold
V (2011-04-28 21:41:19)
put a like and don't like button This I LIKE!
Haineko (2011-03-25 09:22:16)
Lmao, this is the funniest website ever. Read 4h straight last night. Mike you're a God!
chinacatdolls (2011-02-27 02:27:24)
Lmao. PHISH!!!!!
anonymous (2011-02-24 20:51:03)
again, now about auto insurance O_o
BobTheLog (2011-01-31 21:58:19)
OMFG laughed my ass off :D
D (2011-01-07 01:56:09)
OMG. Bahahaha! "How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep."
Tyrone Tbagger (2010-12-15 11:22:41)
Man that is an awesome fucking idea. I'm going to go take the doors off my Tempo, the slut's will be lining up to suck my cock!
kick-ass (2010-09-30 00:35:40)
Or how about i come back here.... and break your fuckin legs
izzy (2010-09-22 13:15:27)
"While you sleep" makes it sound a little like rape.
mike (2010-08-14 02:40:09)
thanks for the coments
Lynn (2010-06-21 13:25:09)
"Jeep Wrangler Edition" FTW! Too funny!
moe. (2010-06-15 05:10:21)
oooooooooooh Timmy Tucker nice to see another moe. fan out there
2 in the pink (2010-05-14 00:24:43)
hahaha this is so fucking win!
Tobias (2010-04-22 18:50:35)
Guess he slept with one eye open for a couple of weeks :)
chachi (2010-04-18 01:43:37)
dear Mikek, vagina is taste good. that is all
mikek (2010-03-25 22:54:51)
Vagina's taste good
kgsvr (2010-03-25 22:54:11)
fucking hilarious
mikek (2010-03-16 15:49:08)
Timmy Tucker! I picked up on that right away. I also noticed the multiple Phish entries. Much appreciated!
timmy tucker (2010-03-12 16:31:28)
i like the moe. reference
You are dumb (2010-03-12 06:01:46)
He meant to say addition as an extra joke. Ironic because it's the removal of a part of the car.
( )( ) (2010-03-01 14:09:28)
DAS BO SHCITT
ha (2010-02-26 16:32:21)
Its edition, not addition...TOO funny though, laughed my ass off
anonymous (2010-02-06 06:27:04)
LOL man this was fucking funny!!!
pat (2010-01-05 23:55:16)
You could sell it as a Honda Accord "Jeep Wrangler" edition fuck i lost it there hahahah
dump-ski (2009-10-21 23:58:19)
Just took a shit on my cat then poured ranch on it hahahahaha that's how hard I laughed. Then I kicked the little fuck face.
dump-ski (2009-10-21 23:58:01)
Just took a shit on my cat then poured ranch on it hahahahaha that's how hard I laughed. Then I kicked the little fuck face.
69999 (2009-10-21 19:46:07)
hehhe
new jack (2009-10-19 19:36:29)
duncans a fucking cunt
Awesome (2009-10-02 01:54:32)
Dude, Duncan freaking owns
David (2009-09-22 16:40:28)
awesome lol i am doing this now to someone
Drunken (2009-09-18 13:10:28)
Duncan was here
Anna (2009-09-11 03:02:13)
oh duncan, I praise the day you get teabagged. :]
omg (2009-08-21 20:28:07)
WHO IS THIS FREAKIN' DUNCAN EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT? XD
цz hakiki jedi (2009-08-18 17:44:40)
i'm gonna fucking die while laughing at these
sadflk (2009-08-15 20:17:42)
yea so idk if anyone has ever seen the simpsons before but they have a character that does the same exact thing duncan does...ie "Ohhh it's funny b/c..and then he explains why it's funny" moral of the story...originality is key
duncan (2009-08-15 12:54:50)
haha the guy was trying to sell his whole car but the other guy just wanted the door and alternator! Gross
WHOTHEFUCKISDUNCAN (2009-08-13 03:39:55)
WHY DOES EVERYONE FIGHT ABOUT DUNCAN...ALL HE DOES IS SAY WHAT HAPPENS IN THE THING....WHY WOULD YOU GET MAD!
Carl (2009-08-11 09:13:34)
wtf? Duncan didn't even post anything here.
super (2009-07-25 12:30:21)
i thought duncan was unfunny at first but after a while started to love him. hahahaha
anonymous (2009-07-23 18:40:30)
Duncan is fucking hilarious
Anon.e.moose (2009-07-20 11:12:42)
I love tf2 more than life
anon.e.mouse (2009-07-16 14:19:05)
successful troll is successful.
dwalk (2009-07-16 14:03:00)
lol funny stuff hondas are the fucking best period
nicole (2009-07-15 18:42:37)
fucking awesome!
Jania (2009-07-14 11:44:37)
Honda's are balla....
Crazy1 (2009-07-14 11:04:45)
Id buy that Honda Accord Jeep Wrangler Edition!!! Then again maybe not cause its a Honduh!!!!!
srteazer (2009-07-14 11:00:18)
funny stuff
Xack (2009-07-11 19:02:19)
Wow I couldn't stop laughing at this one.
Ah Shit (2009-07-07 00:17:02)
I have been laughing for 2 hours straight at this site. Well worth a donation, good work sir.
sc0n (2009-07-04 14:16:59)
"who the fuck would want to buy a car without a door and alternator? " LOL
Tman (2009-07-02 14:22:09)
Great stuff. I love it; ...sell the rest of the vehicle for $5800! Too classic
anonymous (2009-06-30 21:20:48)
5
DJ BioDiesel (2009-06-30 17:53:03)
Coffeepillow (2009-06-12 22:40:03) Somewhere, there is a guy with a spare alternator and a drivers side door looking for a Honda Accord like that... I agree lol.
skatebuddy (2009-06-30 01:11:06)
hahahaha, these are great
anonymous (2009-06-28 15:17:29)
anonymous (2009-06-28 13:13:54)
The Zeeg (2009-06-28 09:47:26)
Le mayo
me (2009-06-26 15:01:10)
my google ads for "alternator repair" and "parts for jeep wrangler" are the best over the top bit
MACooke (2009-06-26 13:16:40)
Hey "veggie" - it's a JOKE, he's MESSING WITH PEOPLE. Get a grip, you liberal weenie!
anonymous (2009-06-25 16:33:54)
Haha, the environment sucks...
[Insert Name] (2009-06-23 02:37:49)
lolz i bet the guy was wondering why u needed a alternator and side door in the first place
veggie (2009-06-21 22:40:13)
anonymouse 6-12 23:12:22....
devin (2009-06-21 02:23:05)
Timmy Tucker was a friend of mine, he came from a long line of geeks. His papa was a horseshoe throwin' man,he was a horseshoe throwin' freak
anonymous (2009-06-20 18:07:07)
my God.... can't stop laughing...
anonymous (2009-06-20 04:36:02)
anonymous (2009-06-20 02:45:51)
You could sell it as a Honda Accord "Jeep Wrangler" addition, built for offroading without the doors, just like a Jeep. Instead of saying the alternator was removed, say the car was modified to help the environment haha i loled
anonymous (2009-06-17 02:37:09)
whats illegal about it
dude (2009-06-16 16:59:53)
funniest shit ever
Mira (2009-06-16 14:24:57)
Awww, the ending was the best part, lol
admin (2009-06-15 17:05:11)
yeah for legal purposes
itsover900 (2009-06-15 16:29:01)
yo...the ending changed... the creepy "how bout i go to your house..." is gone... wtf
anonymous (2009-06-12 23:12:22)
"the car was modified to help the environment." this is what liberals really believe.
Coffeepillow (2009-06-12 22:40:03)
Somewhere, there is a guy with a spare alternator and a drivers side door looking for a Honda Accord like that...
anon (2009-06-12 22:19:30)
oh god that ending was fucking great. ILU do moar.
magicjohnson (2009-06-12 12:49:34)
this is fucking hilarious!

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