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Part Out Your Honda
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:36:00
From Timmy Tucker to ************@***********.org

Hi,

I saw your ad for the Honda Accord. I will give you $200 for the alternator and driver side door.

Let me know if you are interested,

Tim

From Josh ******** to Me

im not parting out the car. it is $6000 for the whole thing.

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

Can't you just sell me the door and alternator and then sell the car for $5800?

From Josh ******** to Me

who the fuck would want to buy a car without a door and alternator?

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

You could sell it as a Honda Accord "Jeep Wrangler" addition, built for offroading without the doors, just like a Jeep. Instead of saying the alternator was removed, say the car was modified to help the environment.

From Josh ******** to Me

thats fucking retarded. how about you go to a junk yard

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep.
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What I don't understand is how you can not put a qeoutisn mark on your last sentence. That is a sentence, right? Just kidding.You obviously take yourself too seriously, for I see your reply riddled with frustration and that you see your point of view
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I love a good honda dis. I am a anti hondite. Fuck the honda, their getting out of control. Next thing you know they want to park in your space!!
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Not fooling anyone (2013-02-07 14:28:25)
@Josh Seems pretty legit.
anonymous (2012-12-02 04:55:09)
Interesting how an ad for a Jeep wrangler was on the side while I was reading this
Josh (2012-11-01 06:14:21)
OMFG You fucking bastard my m8 showed me this and i am MAD! At least it was a lie!!!!!! FUCK YOU!
Matt from Brooklyn (2012-07-03 09:47:12)
Ahhaa this dude goes how about i go to YOUR Yard... Great as always
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"How about I go to your yard", I love it!
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I think he meant 4 hours of the posts of the websites in General not just this post
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lol...How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep.
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@Haineko how did it take you 4 hours to read it all? did you have a dictionary in one hand?
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@Haineko
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Beck, you are an idiot
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OMG, I literally laughed so hard at the fact that you used that guys first and last name, I got in trouble at work... LMAO
Jason (2011-08-02 22:01:49)
"How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep." Lol'd so hard at that... xD
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Lmao, this is the funniest website ever. Read 4h straight last night. Mike you're a God!
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again, now about auto insurance O_o
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OMG. Bahahaha! "How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep."
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Man that is an awesome fucking idea. I'm going to go take the doors off my Tempo, the slut's will be lining up to suck my cock!
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Or how about i come back here.... and break your fuckin legs
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"While you sleep" makes it sound a little like rape.
mike (2010-08-14 02:40:09)
thanks for the coments
Lynn (2010-06-21 13:25:09)
"Jeep Wrangler Edition" FTW! Too funny!
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oooooooooooh Timmy Tucker nice to see another moe. fan out there
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Guess he slept with one eye open for a couple of weeks :)
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Timmy Tucker! I picked up on that right away. I also noticed the multiple Phish entries. Much appreciated!
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i like the moe. reference
You are dumb (2010-03-12 06:01:46)
He meant to say addition as an extra joke. Ironic because it's the removal of a part of the car.
( )( ) (2010-03-01 14:09:28)
DAS BO SHCITT
ha (2010-02-26 16:32:21)
Its edition, not addition...TOO funny though, laughed my ass off
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LOL man this was fucking funny!!!
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You could sell it as a Honda Accord "Jeep Wrangler" edition fuck i lost it there hahahah
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haha the guy was trying to sell his whole car but the other guy just wanted the door and alternator! Gross
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WHY DOES EVERYONE FIGHT ABOUT DUNCAN...ALL HE DOES IS SAY WHAT HAPPENS IN THE THING....WHY WOULD YOU GET MAD!
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wtf? Duncan didn't even post anything here.
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Honda's are balla....
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Id buy that Honda Accord Jeep Wrangler Edition!!! Then again maybe not cause its a Honduh!!!!!
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"who the fuck would want to buy a car without a door and alternator? " LOL
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Great stuff. I love it; ...sell the rest of the vehicle for $5800! Too classic
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5
DJ BioDiesel (2009-06-30 17:53:03)
Coffeepillow (2009-06-12 22:40:03) Somewhere, there is a guy with a spare alternator and a drivers side door looking for a Honda Accord like that... I agree lol.
skatebuddy (2009-06-30 01:11:06)
hahahaha, these are great
anonymous (2009-06-28 15:17:29)
anonymous (2009-06-28 13:13:54)
The Zeeg (2009-06-28 09:47:26)
Le mayo
me (2009-06-26 15:01:10)
my google ads for "alternator repair" and "parts for jeep wrangler" are the best over the top bit
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Hey "veggie" - it's a JOKE, he's MESSING WITH PEOPLE. Get a grip, you liberal weenie!
anonymous (2009-06-25 16:33:54)
Haha, the environment sucks...
[Insert Name] (2009-06-23 02:37:49)
lolz i bet the guy was wondering why u needed a alternator and side door in the first place
veggie (2009-06-21 22:40:13)
anonymouse 6-12 23:12:22....
devin (2009-06-21 02:23:05)
Timmy Tucker was a friend of mine, he came from a long line of geeks. His papa was a horseshoe throwin' man,he was a horseshoe throwin' freak
anonymous (2009-06-20 18:07:07)
my God.... can't stop laughing...
anonymous (2009-06-20 04:36:02)
anonymous (2009-06-20 02:45:51)
You could sell it as a Honda Accord "Jeep Wrangler" addition, built for offroading without the doors, just like a Jeep. Instead of saying the alternator was removed, say the car was modified to help the environment haha i loled
anonymous (2009-06-17 02:37:09)
whats illegal about it
dude (2009-06-16 16:59:53)
funniest shit ever
Mira (2009-06-16 14:24:57)
Awww, the ending was the best part, lol
admin (2009-06-15 17:05:11)
yeah for legal purposes
itsover900 (2009-06-15 16:29:01)
yo...the ending changed... the creepy "how bout i go to your house..." is gone... wtf
anonymous (2009-06-12 23:12:22)
"the car was modified to help the environment." this is what liberals really believe.
Coffeepillow (2009-06-12 22:40:03)
Somewhere, there is a guy with a spare alternator and a drivers side door looking for a Honda Accord like that...
anon (2009-06-12 22:19:30)
oh god that ending was fucking great. ILU do moar.
magicjohnson (2009-06-12 12:49:34)
this is fucking hilarious!

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