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Cemented Couch
Posted at: 2009-06-12 01:49:33
Original ad:
FREE COUCH! i have a free plaid couch on the curb outside my house. the address is 39 ******* rd come and get it!
From Mike Anderson to **********@*******.org

Hey. I am tired of driving down ******* and seeing your ugly couch. It is ruining the neighborhood. What the hell were you thinking when you bought that? Nobody is going to want that thing! It better not be there when I drive past tomorrow.

From ************@gmail.com to Me

if you dont like it why dont u come and fuckin get it. tough shit if u dont like seeing it. its only been out there 1 day!

From Mike Anderson to ************@gmail.com

One day too many. I don't want your shitty couch. Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not. That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb. Why don't you pay someone to haul that piece of shit away?

From ************@gmail.com to Me

fuck you buddy! tough shit. drive a different way

From Mike Anderson to ************@gmail.com

I like going that way because it is scenic. Well, at least it was until you put that pile of shit out there. If it is stil there tomorrow, I am going to come back during the night and cement it to your driveway.

From ************@gmail.com to Me

COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER ILL BE WAITING
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Comments:
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Madison (2013-09-20 16:49:06)
Omg that was fuckin funny
Captain (2013-06-18 23:30:32)
This is the best one by far; I'm in tears laughing.
gaki (2013-05-05 06:50:40)
hahahaha ^^
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biff (2013-05-01 23:52:42)
eshaguest- even the f uc kin amish get this you dumb ass cunt.
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Hands down, Apple?s app store wins by a mile. It?s a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune. Microsoft has plans, especially in the realm of games, but I?m not sure I?d want to bet on the future if this aspect
dan69ger (2012-12-04 10:57:25)
We had a free fridge. No one wanted it. Put a for sale sign on it for $50. Someone stole it. Now this couch dick will be waiting for anyone who touches it.
Acme Cement (2012-10-19 22:36:09)
I aint touchin no damn rhino-parrot couch
938 (2012-07-20 22:51:56)
"Remove your couch because I hate looking at it" -"And If I don't?" --"I'll cement it so it'll be there forever." Makes sense.
Sean (2012-07-10 01:21:50)
Come and try it motherfucker I'll be waiting. Next day comes and trys it. Guy comes out side with a boom shot . FUCK YOU booooooooooooooooommmmmmm!!!!!!
roflcoper (2012-07-06 01:22:18)
OMG I ROFL'D at "That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby"
Young Man (2012-06-18 12:13:37)
'If it is stil there tomorrow, I am going to come back during the night and cement it to your driveway.' LOL!!
Rae (2012-06-16 01:32:51)
"Maybe I would if I were a Scottish guy living in the 70's", LMFAO! Where do you come up with this shit?
To "eshaguest" (2012-06-15 18:54:38)
No shit, dumbass?
Courtney (2012-05-29 14:36:19)
LMFAO hahahah That was funny
Doxie (2012-05-17 17:15:06)
The ending comment sent it over the edge. Love it.
ozgq (2012-05-16 20:40:24)
"its only been out there 1 day!" "One day too many. I don't want your shitty couch."
8^P (2012-05-03 14:48:50)
"Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not."...nice
Fan (2012-04-27 15:10:41)
lol, so combative and nasty :-)
FUNNY GUY (2012-04-07 15:57:24)
HILARIOUS
eshaguest (2012-04-04 11:49:55)
if you cement it to the ground it will be there alot longer idiot.
Bwa ha ha FUNNY (2012-03-11 16:15:03)
COME TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER ILL BE WAITING!!! Hahahahahaha!! Sooooo funny!!
Thunderclese (2012-01-17 11:52:45)
COME AT ME BRO
anonymous (2012-01-04 20:58:02)
"That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb.". OMG I almost pee in my pants!!!
millsrock (2012-01-01 02:34:37)
If it's still there tomorrow I'll come by and cement it to your driveway.
anonymous (2011-12-11 02:09:13)
That part about the scottish guy BEST
Fag (2011-11-20 23:47:46)
I'm not your rhinoceros, parrot.
Ben (2011-09-20 21:24:44)
The parrot and rhino shit was just plain randon and brilliant!
null (2011-09-20 18:16:37)
i hope he waited all night
cantthinkofanamerofl (2011-07-19 23:50:16)
lmao!!! this is hilarious
Gal (2011-06-13 14:42:47)
"That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb." I laughed my pants off.
I dare you (2011-06-11 12:52:34)
COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER I'LL BE WAITING!
This guy is insane (2011-06-10 10:11:51)
I'm litterally crying from laughing too hard
aha (2011-06-01 22:17:38)
ill be waiting, one of the best replys on this website!
cum @ me bro (2011-05-16 13:13:13)
lmao
HI (2011-04-21 23:38:50)
cryinggggg
fag (2011-04-17 13:01:41)
u guys are fucking stupid
Dom (2011-04-11 22:25:09)
Cement keeps it there
U MAD? (2011-03-30 01:05:30)
COME AT ME BRO.
James (2011-03-22 11:15:46)
EPICNESS
Peter (2011-03-20 15:54:47)
WHAT THE HELL. THIS WASN'T REAL? I WAS FUCKING WAITING OUTSIDE. YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I COULDN'T SLEEP AT ALL FOR 2 WEEKS UNTIL SOMEBODY CAME AND PICKED IT UP. FUCK YOU.
That couch looks ... (2011-03-06 05:40:15)
fucking hilarious ...That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby HAHAHAHAAHAHA
Star Fox Elite (2011-01-25 09:21:39)
Nearly laughed myself to death, especially at the end.
amused fan (2011-01-18 10:50:15)
I'll be waiting. >:U
Jordan (2011-01-04 21:11:19)
In the book he says he likes to think the guy just say and waited all night for some guy to come cement his couch haha
^^ (2011-01-03 06:44:15)
I'm not your guy, friend!
anonymous (2010-12-30 15:48:20)
I'm not your buddy, Guy.
anonymous (2010-12-30 15:47:22)
I'm not your buddy, Guy.
clytoria (2010-12-28 22:58:48)
Im not your friend; buddy!
buddy (2010-12-17 02:35:57)
Im not your guy, friend!
Friend (2010-12-13 07:14:37)
I'm not your buddy, guy!
Billsville (2010-11-10 15:23:03)
"That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb." My heart almost stopped from laughing so hard. Brilliant!!
guy (2010-11-05 19:05:52)
I'm not your friend buddy!
imenglish (2010-10-29 22:53:47)
im not your guy,friend
nya (2010-10-28 23:24:52)
im not your buddy, guy.
YouNoob (2010-10-28 02:50:14)
I like turtles
Jenny (2010-10-27 10:34:26)
Lawd, your guys' comments are seriously half the funny, I love it. This dude has balls though, most of them get too self righteously offended too quickly.
David (2010-10-07 14:33:27)
LOL COME TRY IT MOTHER FUCKER ILL BE WAITING. Then I'll cement you too.
Face (2010-09-22 19:27:00)
I'm crying.
lea (2010-09-18 05:40:07)
Toooooooooo funny :)
Melissa (2010-09-17 13:03:50)
Oh my, I HAVE to meet you. You're emails are the funniest I have ever read. :D
anonymous (2010-09-01 02:34:23)
"COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER ILL BE WAITING" "If I see you there, I'll cement you too."
Rose (2010-08-30 11:37:12)
It's pretty sad that the other person can't even type in full sentences. xD
Drevik MacMillan (2010-08-18 00:39:38)
I'm Scottish and I find this hilarious xD
Vlad (2010-07-28 03:56:10)
I'm in tears from this, ROTFL
Lol (2010-07-27 09:22:18)
fuck u BUDDY?"wow so much for being a kind faggot"
Andrew D (2010-07-18 21:04:50)
Awww wtf man! Im scottish and we're the best!
Scottish Man (2010-06-30 18:00:30)
I find that quite insulting. Scotland was a braw place back then! When I was a bairn we'd jump for joy at the chance of a free suite. I hope you will correct your error. Yours Faithfully, James McDonald
anonymous (2010-06-18 03:45:24)
HAHA! I can imagine that someone who is serious about the couch is going to come by to pick it up and unsuspectingly get his ass kicked!!
William (2010-06-14 20:40:00)
"That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb." hahahahahah, I'm freakin dieing laughing!
CC (2010-06-13 08:13:15)
"Cement it"!!! Damn funny...
pooky (2010-06-06 09:34:36)
sensitive
Kevin (2010-06-03 19:15:17)
holy fuck this is funny. this one made me laugh the most. made me cry
dee (2010-05-31 01:34:44)
COME & TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER I'LL BE WAITING -- hahaha i can just imagine him waiting out there all day for you to come by with a cement truck
Doe not Joe that. (2010-05-05 12:02:38)
I think his name is John Doe, yes he seems he is the one always witness in courts anonymously against innocent convicts . what an asshole.
Rajiv (2010-05-01 14:55:52)
I almost puked while laughing...
Chris (2010-04-30 22:40:27)
FAQ says his name is Mastafi lol
Yo (2010-04-25 01:50:40)
I totally agree with you on that fact that most (if not all) plaid couches are ugly
jessica (2010-04-19 20:59:30)
why is everyone calling him mike? his real name is john lol but i admit, this was fucking great
Jonno (2010-03-29 17:29:52)
I really, really hope that dude actually waited outside on the couch all night.
jew (2010-03-22 01:42:37)
I'm jewish
jp (2010-02-19 15:40:17)
omg omg.. i cried from lolling.
loves it (2010-02-19 14:53:59)
how the FUCK do you come up with this stuff? this material is truly amazing. OMG I LOOOOVE IT!!! More please!!!
loves it (2010-02-19 14:51:43)
HAHAHAHA! I'm crying from laughing so hard. "That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb." HOLY SHIT HAHAHA.
gay sex (2010-02-16 05:20:24)
I am pretty sure that the guy with the couch was bluffing.
MRguyandhis2 (2010-02-13 22:38:17)
if it is stil there tomorrow, I am going to come back during the night and cement it to your driveway.<------made me spit my mexican jello all over the place
Rick James (2010-02-10 10:20:37)
FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA
lettiaaa (2010-01-28 05:16:59)
From Mike Anderson to ************@gmail.com One day too many. I don't want your shitty couch. Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not. That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and
Mynameismike2 (2010-01-11 01:06:31)
Fuck your couch nigger
gainiubobarma (2010-01-10 05:55:48)
Where is a good place to sale my old wrecked car? Please help me by sugesting some sites or companies.
gainiubobarma (2010-01-09 20:33:36)
Where is a good place to sale my old wrecked car? Please help me by sugesting some sites or companies.
Joel (2010-01-07 17:31:52)
:D thats so fucking funny!! parrot and a rhino..
Lulzerneuser (2010-01-05 23:54:11)
I am laughing so hard at the idea of some guying sitting on the curb with a baseball bat ^_^
ROFL!!! (2009-12-20 05:48:37)
Image: a guy waiting outside on his old couch all night with a shotgun xP
Paulo (2009-12-10 12:43:07)
Oooh man too funny, the parrot rhino part is fuckin hilarious!!! How do I rate it to get to the tops???
AutismMom (2009-12-04 08:53:33)
OMG, that is definately the funniest one I've read yet. I still can't quit laughing!
Julie (2009-11-29 02:13:41)
ha I like how the baby had to grow up to be able to take a shit.
only2 (2009-11-28 01:46:42)
i read all othe comments and saw 2 complaints NEW RECORED
Crest (2009-11-27 23:19:40)
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
christen (2009-11-25 23:59:28)
I just died of laughter
DarceyBlackwell (2009-11-25 03:06:57)
"Hey guy's how's it going! I hope all is well..just thought I'd make a post introducing my self and to share a bit about my self, I'm 24 years old...Im orginally from Canada but I moved here about 6months ago..I have a pretty exciting
egads (2009-11-24 15:31:46)
lol aww, the poor guy sounded so angry..hahahahaa.
Hmm (2009-11-23 17:58:27)
@ Face, you dont see whats funny because you fucking suck
Kat (2009-11-20 12:20:38)
I love the person's taunt at the end! I wonder if they were watching through their Venetian blinds all day, waiting...
Dying (2009-11-18 19:09:42)
Man, I've got to stop eating while reading these, I am going to choke one of these times.
sweetjoe (2009-11-18 17:37:08)
It's kind of like Pineapple Express, but the total opposite. I think Mike should have really gone by to cement that pile of shit to the driveway. . . I woulda
bornto (2009-10-22 00:37:41)
"That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb" pure genious!
face (2009-10-08 16:55:36)
i dont see whats so funny??
PwnyBoy (2009-10-07 17:57:16)
There's a fine line when you end up causing a victim to do something more out of the ordinary than sending an email, and it needs to be crossed.
Margot (2009-10-05 00:31:49)
My favorite. I love that he's going to be awake all night waiting. And waiting. And waiting. And possibly playing the banjo.
unknown fan (2009-10-04 19:55:24)
LOL!!!! WOW GOOD SHIT!!!
Al (2009-10-04 04:59:00)
Best One ever ROOOOOOOOOOOOFLLLL
the wolf (2009-09-30 16:23:56)
damn man. i started laughing so hard that i actually disturbed people i'm working near. priceless.
Gundosiyu (2009-09-29 10:19:37)
Aloha! vdk
a (2009-09-26 15:50:27)
@Kwakwaversal Actually I bet he didn't.
Kwakwaversal (2009-09-25 07:48:38)
I actually bet that guy bought a gun and everything, then waited for Mike to arrive to cement it to the floor.
anonymous (2009-09-23 17:01:39)
OMG I'm trying so hard not to bust out laughing. People at work already think I'm nuts...
Snap (2009-09-16 22:42:21)
Hahaha, I wonder if she sat out on her porch all night in a rocking chair with a shotgun.
No name (2009-09-15 19:55:13)
Top rate this one.
Red (2009-09-11 15:37:42)
I know that Scottish guy from the 70's!!
Optimoman (2009-09-10 09:59:25)
The one that made me really laugh. Holy Shit!
Anna (2009-09-10 00:42:01)
holy shit, I actually laughed out loud.
MiRandom (2009-09-07 00:58:48)
I am laughing so hard I'm crying.
Benny (2009-09-06 10:01:20)
How is this not Top Rated? "That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb." hahaha
MaM (2009-09-03 23:47:30)
i almost died laughin
anonymous (2009-09-02 11:00:55)
hahahahahaha omg he got really angsty!
Frenchfan (2009-08-30 17:28:14)
ENORMOUS, j'adore !!!
iB (2009-08-30 16:44:47)
AHAHAHHAAH
B3rt0 (2009-08-26 19:29:51)
Just hilarious, even if it's fake
Kman (2009-08-26 13:04:59)
a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb. Come on man..Freaking Brilliant!
colonel sanders (2009-08-25 03:05:45)
HAHAHHAHAHHAA
Shaiyne (2009-08-21 16:00:59)
1) I really hope you checked to see if he was waiting. You should have driven by in a cement truck. 2) This needs to be in Top Rated. Killed myself laughing. Mad props.
Best ever (2009-08-20 13:55:05)
Hahahahahahahahaha i couldt stop laugh for like 10 minutes, that was the best one ever!!
Travis (2009-08-19 17:12:46)
I fucking lost it when he said he would be waiting, the rest wasn't funny but the last line was great! I've been laughing for minutes
anonymous (2009-08-17 14:57:12)
"COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER ILL BE WAITING" Did you check, was he waiting?
ph0 (2009-08-17 10:45:30)
"If it is stil there tomorrow, I am going to come back during the night and cement it to your driveway." -Fucking hilarious.
anonymous (2009-08-17 10:45:15)
"If it is stil there tomorrow, I am going to come back during the night and cement it to your driveway." -Fucking hilarious.
yes. (2009-08-17 09:18:07)
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter and/or religion.
Blake (2009-08-15 03:54:43)
HOLY CRAP Thats gotta be the funniest crap ive ever herd i was non stop loling for 5 mins. made ma day
lolwut (2009-08-14 21:00:06)
I am 12 and what is this?
TBoNer (2009-08-13 15:28:25)
lol I bet the guy stayed up all night waiting
BOOM COLT BRENNAN (2009-08-13 08:18:32)
One day too many. I don't want your shitty couch. Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not. That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up an
ShadyatBest (2009-08-10 01:12:11)
I love this shit. This type of humor is right up my alley.
kj (2009-08-09 00:57:52)
epic win "That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb." yessssssssssssssss
Kakes (2009-07-29 10:24:29)
Oh man. This is by far the best one I've read so far. All of them are hysterical but this one takes the cake.
Slaughtermelon (2009-07-29 00:29:42)
i wonder if the guy selling the couch laughed wen u said "That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb." i seriously cant stop laughing, i
l1qu1dsk1e (2009-07-21 03:07:46)
too funny
theBest (2009-07-19 21:29:04)
This one is the best! It should be #1. I lost it @ "I don't want your shitty couch. Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not." Because of the plaid.... fucking hilarious
layla (2009-07-18 22:22:21)
LOL i love you
ANG (2009-07-18 16:44:10)
You are the man Mike.
r27 (2009-07-18 11:18:24)
lol xD poor dude @_@
Waffle (2009-07-18 02:18:11)
LMAO I like how the cementing the couch would just make the ugly problem worse
MoBeats (2009-07-17 11:58:42)
buahahahahaa!! i love how the guy ends it "try it motherfucker! i'll be waiting!" ahahahahaha
Evan (2009-07-17 08:20:36)
HA! "parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb" I can't stop laughing!!!
pm-dawn (2009-07-16 12:30:31)
first
Bella (2009-07-16 08:04:16)
Haha this one's my faviorite.
roose (2009-07-15 15:06:39)
"That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb." LMAO
Tyler (2009-07-15 03:03:50)
Holy shit dude. When you said "I drive that way because its scenic." I lost it. I could totally see a dude saying that all stuck up lol. Keep this up dude.
Elefant Pube (2009-07-14 22:28:43)
That is some funny-ass shit, bitches!
phuck! (2009-07-13 03:55:47)
reading this + Dead Kennedys music = heaven
Dan (2009-07-12 03:56:01)
OH MY GOD, "That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb." I seriously laughed for a good 10 minutes. Genius!!!
<H1>LOL (2009-07-11 01:39:02)
<H1>LOL
<H1>LOL (2009-07-11 01:38:22)
<H1>LOL
Zindina (2009-07-10 00:49:28)
I have been crying from laughter for the last 10 minutes...it hurts!
killernat (2009-07-10 00:25:10)
omg epic just fucking epic ill cement it to ur drive come and try it ill be w8ing om glololololololololol
xD (2009-07-09 21:46:27)
Man that's a fucking awesome reply by the advertiser...
monica (2009-07-09 17:17:34)
best one so far
yourbiggestfan (2009-07-09 17:07:51)
I just masterbated to that one!
BCute (2009-07-09 15:30:22)
I'll be waiting. MUAHAHAHAHAHA. I just giggled out loud at work. I'm being looked at oddly now...
dp (2009-07-09 05:58:02)
wow!
cb (2009-07-08 23:45:54)
ahahahah
anonymous (2009-07-08 21:31:52)
sooooooooooooooo good!!!!!
cass (2009-07-08 20:38:40)
hilarious!
el (2009-07-08 19:09:32)
I wonder if the guy sat outside all night waiting for you. That would be hilarious.
anonymous (2009-07-08 02:13:39)
I'm laughing so hard I can't see straight
Tyler (2009-07-07 01:12:43)
dude you're a genius. you need an rss feed. you shouldve gone just to check if he actually was guarding it.
MJ (2009-07-07 00:27:54)
COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER ILL BE WAITING
Mark J (2009-07-06 19:33:51)
By far the funniest read so far!!!
Jeff (2009-07-06 00:58:41)
cried for 3 mins
buxtoofs (2009-07-05 11:35:16)
everyone who reads this one cries with laughter...
Fat bastard (2009-07-05 06:19:41)
Pure win
random (2009-07-05 05:37:58)
wow, seriously, the who parrot rhino baby shit thing was sooooo fucking funny, hahahahaha
Dethklok (2009-07-04 12:21:11)
EPIC WIN! I love this one the most out of the whole website so far!
ww (2009-07-03 18:12:33)
omg hahahahahah i laughed so hard
anonymous (2009-07-02 20:38:17)
hahahah imagine him explaining himself to his wife. "what are you doing honey?" .. "I gotta guard the couch to make sure nobody cements it to our fucking driveway!"
Mo (2009-07-02 20:10:52)
I can just imagine the scene! A guy sitting in a lawn chair in his driveway for a few hours, getting ready to duke it out with a guy wielding a bag of cement.
anonymous (2009-07-02 01:39:59)
these are too funny!
anonymous (2009-06-30 12:04:21)
just fartet from laughing!
roflsausage (2009-06-28 18:42:59)
lol'd Hard
anonymous (2009-06-27 16:29:34)
hahahahahahaha.
DC (2009-06-27 00:56:46)
pure butter
anonymous (2009-06-24 02:10:03)
ok, now THIS is my fave....fuck I am never gonna get any sleep now, I have to read every damn one of these.
DeviousOne (2009-06-23 19:54:56)
I really hope he is actually sitting out there waiting like a hurtbag.
DeviousOne (2009-06-23 19:54:05)
I actually really liked his response. Motherfucker had gusto.
anonymous (2009-06-23 16:18:32)
wow!!! this guy is damn funny!
anonymous (2009-06-23 02:12:23)
"cement it to your driveway"
fett (2009-06-23 00:54:51)
crying this is so funny!
anonymous (2009-06-22 20:55:36)
lmao! :D
Oovan (2009-06-22 10:05:48)
coffee all over the computer. nuff said.
Vamos (2009-06-22 07:31:56)
First you want it removed and then you threathen him to cement it to the driveway.. Hi-fucking-larious!
humpty dumpty (2009-06-22 04:22:17)
parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb LMFAO BEST PART
J (2009-06-21 22:52:49)
oh man thats fuckin awesome.
Drew23 (2009-06-21 20:44:01)
hahaha I haven't laughed so hard in a long time
Robndahoodrich (2009-06-21 17:25:54)
OMG yes!
cabeera (2009-06-21 15:56:12)
hahahaha why is this stuff so funny
Vinnie (2009-06-21 11:58:03)
2 words:Fuckin'awesome!
trini (2009-06-20 22:19:48)
The guy says that he'll be waiting!!!! ROFL!!!!!! what a dumbass!!!
blondish (2009-06-20 16:21:16)
Jesus I sat here and read every one of them in one sitting, you're BRILLIANT. :))
anonymous (2009-06-20 07:59:46)
fucking epic.
Derryl (2009-06-20 02:43:28)
i literally just drooled on myself, i dont think thats ever happened to me before
Hash Gordon (2009-06-20 01:36:48)
Now this line takes the whole fuckin' cake: COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER ILL BE WAITING
trini (2009-06-20 01:28:00)
LMAO!!! I have to stop reading these at night cause I'll wake up the neighborhood from laughing!!!
F*king Funny (2009-06-19 23:57:45)
Oh man! You're one funny fucker! That's a compliment!
URAFnGenius (2009-06-19 23:14:35)
I started laughing so hard I was crying right around: And then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb
skinny kid (2009-06-19 22:42:53)
omg this website is the best keep it up.
anonymous (2009-06-19 19:53:07)
lmfao
anonymous (2009-06-19 18:59:56)
i have some cement
jamie (2009-06-19 13:02:29)
he should've told him he was going to set it on fire
eh (2009-06-19 11:44:34)
you are a seriously bad person but these are indeed funny. also, isn't it kind of sad that someone spends this much time doing this. wow.
Funky Dood (2009-06-18 19:29:31)
YOU are AWESOME!!! I am laughing so damn hard right now, I'm afraid I'm going to hurt myself!!
goat roper (2009-06-18 16:54:07)
I was laughing aloud on theplane today - I think it was when reading the "pube" or "whore wife for Wrangler" emails. You're one twisted puppy and I love it!
anonymous (2009-06-18 11:44:07)
awesome
Jordan (2009-06-18 02:58:32)
These are funny, but they could still be fake. You are very creative though.
anonymous (2009-06-17 23:49:12)
Rarely do things online actually make me LOL... but I can honestly say that this did. Brilliant!
rude (2009-06-17 21:04:20)
this is so rude. not even funny. mike you're an asshole.
dying (2009-06-17 19:04:43)
I can't handle this, so fucking funny! Tears streaming
Jiggles (2009-06-17 18:55:57)
Thanks a lot, motherfucker. You made me shoot hot coffee through my nose. I thought you would want to know.
yes (2009-06-17 16:40:55)
the taunting is great, best prank of them all
FAN (2009-06-17 15:55:07)
I just found this site. Loving it.
Jereme (2009-06-17 14:34:37)
This guy sat outside all night, guarding a couch that he was trying to GIVE AWAY!
anonymous (2009-06-17 12:22:47)
omg I love you so much. this is hilarious.
Marshall (2009-06-16 20:06:38)
This is so fucking funny. I hope people that were owned by you find this site.
KB (2009-06-16 13:14:50)
these are hilarious! you need to keep it up and post more, they keep me occupied at work!
anonymous (2009-06-16 02:44:03)
If it is stil there tomorrow, I am going to come back during the night and cement it to your driveway. Highlight of this entry
VD (2009-06-15 14:29:08)
These are all great, I love this one especially though. A parrot and a fucking rhino.
Parliament (2009-06-15 11:37:55)
Please keep doing this. You are funny. Not as funny as Moe but funny none the less.
anonymous (2009-06-15 11:37:55)
anonymous (2009-06-14 09:55:17)
"COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER ILL BE WAITING" this guy gets so raged.
anonymous (2009-06-13 19:46:23)
YOU NEED AN RSS FEED. this is fucking classic material.
rabinpro (2009-06-13 17:23:54)
i fucking fell off my computer chair. This is too much funny. Keep it up
A (2009-06-13 14:42:47)
Man, you need to add an rss feed to help keep track of your site, thanks.
Lothar (2009-06-13 10:47:46)
Hahaha, great stuff !
james (2009-06-13 08:44:54)
I just found this site. Funny stuff, really. Could you put an RSS feed so it's easier for me (us) to check it? Thanks :3
ozzy (2009-06-13 05:36:36)
man, you are the best, thanks for the great emails
Priceless (2009-06-12 23:52:25)
I'm sorry. That is just too funny.
carol (2009-06-12 19:22:17)
Thanks for the great laughs! please keep this up always.
Steven Y (2009-06-12 17:13:23)
great site, but you need another domain....perhaps, CraigsPissed ?
Serious Jujar (2009-06-12 14:42:54)
Kiss my ass Punks!
KC (2009-06-12 09:48:29)
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.

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