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Barter My Whore Wife
Posted at: 2009-06-12 01:49:36
This one was a little tricky. If you didn't figure it out, I am both Mike Anderson and Kira Anderson.
Original ad:
i am looking to trade/barter my 1994 Jeep Wrangler. 140k miles, yellow, good condition. NO CASH. I will barter just about anything of equal value!
From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org
CC: Kira Anderson

Hey,

I saw your ad for a '94 Wrangler for barter. I will trade you my whore of a wife for that car. She is a dirty little slut that fucks just about anything that moves. She doesn't really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn't worth it, so I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade. Let me know if you are interested. Does the Wrangler come with a title?

From Jim ***** to Me

Ha ha! Very funny. I am married and don't think I would be interested in your wife. Thanks for the offer though!

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

OH FUCK YOU MIKE!! DROP FUCKING DEAD!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****

Fuck YOU, you stupid cunt! What are you doing on the computer? I figured you were fucking Steve again. Or how about our neighbor? I'm sure he's looking to stick his dick in some rotten pussy. You fucking twat.

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

MIKE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS IS IT. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME TODAY BECAUSE ILL BE WAITING WITH A FUCKIN KNIFE

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****

Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****

TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR FUCKING WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF SHIT HUSBAND WITH IT

From Mike Anderson to Jim *****, Kira Anderson

Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****

FUCK YOU

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Will both of you shut the fuck up and stop e-mailing me? Jesus fucking christ man c'mon!
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funny101 (2010-08-13 12:00:46)
that shit was hilarious
nonanonymous (2010-08-11 13:08:16)
ten inches of black cock = pricless
Unknown (2010-08-10 21:27:12)
I fucked that slut Susan Zarriello in Mexico when she was still married to you Dean and she gave me herpes!! Damn, she acted so innocent!
wat (2010-08-08 02:37:54)
not funny anyone could do that
tp (2010-07-29 01:19:46)
LMAO!!! the 3-way e-mail thing was pretty clever. rock on.
cococoococooco (2010-07-28 01:26:09)
lalalallala i learned how to skip today im so excited about my next activity
kayla (2010-07-28 01:23:55)
i dont know why where writing condoms i mean comments tell me why when you get it
Dean (2010-07-25 21:30:45)
I should have sold my ex-wife susan zarriello for an old jeep...she will fuck anything!! now shes a barfly getting laid by anybody who will take her home at 2am....LOL
fuckedneighbor (2010-07-23 03:17:17)
@anonymous wtf...that was supposed to be our secret
anonymous (2010-07-16 22:07:24)
OMG my name is Kira Anderson, and I fuck my neighbors. What a coincidence!
57 (2010-07-16 13:10:08)
Last line is pure gold
mzspeed21 (2010-07-15 10:08:34)
hahahah that is fucking awesome thanks
Sweetness (2010-07-13 17:10:19)
Thank you so much!! I have posted some of these on Facebook they are hilarious!!
to pansy-ass bitches (2010-07-05 17:22:35)
(Part II:) No one is forcing you to stay, and you're obviously being way to serious about the whole thing. If you pulled your head out of your ass, you would think this shit is funny. Props to Mike.
to pansy-ass bitches (2010-07-05 17:18:38)
for all the people who are flipping out saying these aren't funny or they're stupid or whatever, GET OFF THE FUCKING SITE.
sheba (2010-07-02 14:22:32)
OMG, I love you. Thanks for the laughs! You are a genius.
Philcat (2010-06-30 17:12:47)
Thanks' a Lot, I sure as hell wasn't going to die laughing alone, so I passed this site on to ten others and ruined their lives as well. Cheers...
OE (2010-06-19 18:55:07)
this is my favorite in the whole web site!!!!!!! YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!
nutcase (2010-06-14 18:29:17)
if she can suck a golf ball through a 50' garden hose,ill trade my WOODY for her.
Aaron (2010-06-08 06:38:24)
WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REAL??
james (2010-06-06 09:32:36)
why you tricky tricky me for?
Richard Head (2010-05-24 10:23:44)
I don't get it. Swap a dirty whore for a JEEP WRANGLER ? Are you nuts ?? I would not even CONSIDER this proposition for less than an Aston Martin DB7.
Dillon (2010-05-08 04:20:12)
"Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick. " I woke up my whole family laughing.
Isit dead (2010-05-04 00:31:38)
Did she die?
M (2010-05-02 10:46:45)
"TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR FUCKING WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF SHIT HUSBAND WITH IT" LMFAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO BUYING THE BOOK!

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