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Basic Weapons For Kids
Posted at: 2009-06-27 18:00:50
Original ad:
summer nanny/babysitter needed!!
must watch and entertain kids during the summer. there are ten kids, ages 7 to 9. preferrably looking for a school teacher off for the summer to teach the kids and provide fun activities.
From Mike Partlow to ***********@**********.org

Hello,

I am Staff Sgt. Mike Partlow and I am on a six month leave. I have nothing to do back in the states, and watching your kids sounds like fun. I love kids. I have plenty of activities for them and assure you they will always be kept busy. Let me know if you are interested and we can discuss pay.

Thanks,

SSG Partlow

From Donna ******** to Me

Mr. Partlow,

Thanks for responding! I am interested. Do you have any previous experience with kids? What kind of activities would you do? I am looking for something fun and eductational, and some sports for the boys.

-Donna

From Mike Partlow to Donna **********

Donna,

I have lots of experience with kids from my time in the Middle East. I can teach my expertise to your kids through fun games and activities. I can teach them basic weapons training, close quarters combat, explosive ordinance disposal, and hand-to-hand combat. They will have a blast! I will provide the firearms but I would prefer if you pay for the ammunition. I can make the activities fun and educational. Kids really seem to enjoy basic weapons training when you put it in terms they can understand, for example, I used to teach the Middle Eastern kids how to accurately fire an M203 by a modified version of "pin the tail on the donkey." Instead of a tail, it was a 40mm grenade, and instead of "pinning" it, they fired it from a safe distance. I assure you that safety is my number one concern with the kids, but also, them having fun is my top priority.

SSG Partlow

From Donna ******** to Me

Is this a joke? You realize these kids are mostly 7 years old, right?

From Mike Partlow to Donna **********

Donna,

It is never too early to teach your children these basic life skills. I am aware that they are young and will adjust my program accordingly. We will be mostly using the 5.56mm M16A2, which is a great weapon for children. It is gas operated, so the recoil is minimal, making it a perfect gun for children to use. So what were you thinking as far as pay goes? I don't mean to cut to the chase, but I really need a job.
SSG Partlow

From Donna ******** to Me

This is absurd. I really hope you aren't serious.

I am not interested. Thanks.

From Mike Partlow to Donna **********

Donna,

I am sorry that you are not interested. You may regret this if your child is ever put in a close quarters combat situation, and doesn't even know how to pop a magazine in his rifle.

If you change your mind and decide you want your kids to grow up to be men, not pussies, let me know.

SSG Partlow
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Air Force Guy's complaint that 'Donna probably has a vendetta against all of us in uniform now.' made me laugh me more than the e-mails. How will the US military possibly cope now that Donna is against them? They may as well give up and go
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Air Force Guy (2011-03-09 08:55:59)
@Proud Marine Sister, I never said hating. I know what Air Force guy was saying. This Donna girl now probably thinks all of us are retards, just like how he made "Staff Sgt. Partlow" sound... oh yeah, (@ 2 idiots below) do you have the balls to ca
anonymous (2011-03-09 01:34:20)
Just curious. Why is this lady responsible for 10 children? o.O Surprised Mike didn't do something with that.
Proud Marine Sister (2011-03-09 01:29:23)
I dont know what the hell people are even talking about. hating the military? This is hilarious and no one is hating military bc of it.
The 2 idiots below (2011-03-06 16:34:23)
Cmon..the guy makes millions of people laugh. Everyone on this site knows it's a joke. You two are giving the military a bad rub by comming across as thin skinned faggots. Apologize now.
Air Force Guy (2011-03-06 02:53:26)
@Air Force Guy, you all right for a Flyboy, I'm with you. This does nothing for our image. Makes me proud to see another G.I. say something like that.
Air Force Guy (2011-03-06 02:39:16)
Wow... it's shit like this gives the military bad name. Donna probably has a vendetta against all of us in uniform now. Thanks man, for helping paint a false image about us. Sincerely, a REAL homosexual (thanks DADT abolishment!) Staff Sgt
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Brilliant! Can't wait to take my kids to the range and throw lead downrange.
anonymous (2011-02-16 05:33:30)
im taking this class
Active Duty (2011-01-15 11:20:28)
@Other It's SSGT if you're in the air force... SSG is the abbreviation for the army.
anon (2010-11-29 19:59:14)
My little bro's obsessed with guns. I would've taken the offer.
anonymous (2010-10-03 13:22:21)
6 months leave??!! Holy shit! I wish I could get 6 month leave! I'd forget that I'm still in the damn army! Lol
Halo (2010-09-21 14:29:56)
You know what, that sounds awesome, I don't know what kid would refuse that!
JOE (2010-09-12 05:59:32)
@ex military: gas opperated weapons have much less recoil. the spring in the buttstock of such weapons as the M16A2 and the M4A1 carbine further dampen the recoil
Bill (2010-08-19 14:50:50)
Too bad he didn't e-mail me with this I might have taken him up on the offer.
Spike Mike (2010-08-19 12:28:21)
The M-16A2 is also lightweight so kids can carry it longer & bring it to a firing position quicker :-D
noonereally (2010-08-14 17:06:14)
knowsmorethanyou-shut the hell up and pull the stick out of your ass. its a freakin joke for Christ's sake!
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ex military (2010-08-03 08:26:04)
@Knows more than you the recoil isn't reduced because its gas operated. it is reduced because of the spring inside the butt of the rifle.
Knows more than you (2010-07-30 23:09:15)
Whoever said gas guns have the most recoil is fucking stupid, the recoil IS reduced. On a bolt action firearm the force all goes back. In a gas operated gun gas is fed through a gas tube back to the action to cycle another cartridge into the chamber. This
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Not only was this funny, there was a firearm training ad to the left of this. LOL
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When your reading this in your head you should use the Mail Call guys voice from the History Channel for optimal funny.
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Beautiful the ammo needs to be paid for by you,recoil is minimal. Omg this shit is too funny!
as (2010-07-11 10:45:47)
Lmao, minimal recoil. Gas guns have the MOST recoil LOL.
PFC Reynolds (2010-06-10 13:18:32)
LOL this one cracked me up big time haha i hope there are more military ones lol
blaine (2010-06-07 02:04:53)
but also, them having fun is my top priority. hahaha
anonymous (2010-05-24 18:41:02)
Nice, lol "they will have a blast" She should of known since his name was Staff Sgt. Mike Partlow
anonymous (2010-05-10 05:24:49)
It was started by the AF and then expanded to other services. Why not just use google to check yourself before you post and not claim things that aren't true or refute facts.
AF (2010-04-24 15:16:46)
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Fuck you flyboy (2010-04-06 12:59:01)
(Yea (2010-03-14 14:51:08) Just so you know. The Air Force isn't full of pussies. They just have a lot of pussies. But they are the ones Who put on SERE training. If you don't know what that is, it's probably the most intense 3 weeks you coul
Yea (2010-03-14 14:51:08)
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Sean (2010-02-25 21:18:00)
Reading through other posts I could tell this dude was military. Fucking gold!
roger in canada (2010-02-22 13:08:45)
i just chocked my cofffee out my nose. you want your kids to grow up men not pussies lol
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A Guy (2010-02-14 15:33:49)
The AF isn't "Full" of pussies. They have Pararescuemen as well. But other than that........ Idk; SOME of the Security Force guys are pretty solid.
anonymous (2010-02-14 12:04:31)
You trying to say that the AF isn't full of pussies? Interesting.
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If you change your mind and decide you want your kids to grow up to be men, not pussies, let me know<-----------almost made me piss my self OMG hahah and im active air force awesome:)
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ROFL
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FU*KIN AWESOME!
Michael Z. Williamso (2010-02-01 11:43:08)
My kids started with .22s and bows at 4, AR variants at 7, also sword and shield, stick, spear, kung fu, and wrestling by 9, working on pistol at 12. What's the problem?
kendall (2010-01-11 23:43:57)
I spit all over my computer screen. awesome.
19,agirlandiknowthat (2010-01-09 07:05:14)
keaton- in the army its actually SSG so stop making urself look like an idiot..
anonymous (2010-01-06 04:00:48)
Your a freaking genius Mike! :D Damn i laughed so hard in class today that my fellow students looked weird at me.. :D
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AJ (2010-01-04 05:15:46)
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Frank (2009-12-26 21:42:45)
I'm active duty Army... Rock On, this is hilarious! first off, he's not "impersonating", & second it's not illegal. Get a life. & Mike, thanks for the laughs.
sp (2009-12-26 16:14:15)
responding to the below... Damn I guess I have to return my sexy Police woman costume!
USNron (2009-12-24 04:24:06)
eh well i guess you cant type much and im not typing it again. Not dave you are an idiot too impersonating military is way worse and is illegal you dumb ass
USNron (2009-12-24 04:22:12)
Dave, saying you are in the military for humorous purposes not at all intended to be used to an advantage is different from committing fraud. It would be illegal to wear a uniform and say you are a service member or file legal documents saying you are act
ExcitedKid (2009-12-20 02:46:35)
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John (2009-12-10 16:44:15)
People impersonate all the time .... just look at that dumbass in the white house. He is impersonating a president.
not "dave" (2009-12-10 12:31:39)
hey dave ... it's absolutely NOT a crime to impersonate a member of the military. Dumbass. It's a crime to impersonate a police officer because a police officer is an officer of the law, a member of the military is not. Besides, people impersonate
Deanna (2009-12-08 10:17:29)
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Marine wife (2009-12-06 21:19:13)
Marines use SSgt
dave (2009-11-30 04:30:31)
love the site.. just a word of caution.. If these are real you should know that impersonating a member of the military or police is a criminal offense.. Just a FYI And the M16 is a great weapon for children, though i would start them out with .22 rifle
Rachel (2009-11-29 13:21:12)
SSG* (i got a little too excited!) :D
Rachel (2009-11-29 13:20:30)
SSQ Partlow can teach me hand-to-hand combat anytime ;)
RickyL (2009-11-27 14:10:13)
Hey should advertise his services on Fox "News" he'd get lots of takers there.
LJ (2009-11-27 00:36:35)
haha "they will have a 'blast'"... punny!
Anon. (2009-11-25 19:34:45)
So which one is supposed to be the asshole ??
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escopsysmumma (2009-10-10 04:09:25)
Hi People How are you doing?
armygrlnj (2009-10-06 11:06:11)
funny as shit..... grow up to be men and not pussies .........priceless.
anonymous (2009-10-04 21:07:04)
THEN WHO WAS SANDNIGGER ?
Jessy (2009-10-01 00:50:48)
I peed my pants laughing. You rock!!
omg dude (2009-09-18 14:58:49)
Dude, you are the funniest I cried from laughing!
Anna (2009-09-10 00:16:46)
"They will have a blast!" HAAA.
jonah (2009-09-03 20:48:55)
these things are the funniest shit ever
lizzle (2009-09-03 08:33:05)
lol dude ur so never babysitting my kids.
emma (2009-08-31 08:33:01)
u r so cool lmao im in love wit u
Jilipsi (2009-08-28 19:35:25)
Where was this Sarge when my kids were younger...I sure could have used some help.
askuo (2009-08-27 03:13:01)
LOL "They will have a blast!" that was definitely the best line.
Kman (2009-08-26 12:52:33)
Seriuosly, you are so funny dude. I laughed my ass off.
Mo' (2009-08-23 01:05:51)
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!Why did you have a shotgun in his crib?...Oh you're trying to be funny never mind.
Bitch (2009-08-21 08:44:49)
I meant to say I agree, and it's helpful if shit ever goes rotten.
Bitch (2009-08-21 08:44:25)
"MJG (2009-08-14 06:28:07) Where was SSG Partlow when I was growing up?! This is truly useful education ... no only how to defend one's self but firearms safety to boot. It is NEVER too early for people to learn this stuff." I agree. It
Bill N (2009-08-19 21:06:17)
Good Stuff Keep It Coming Dude.
Anal infection (2009-08-19 15:38:19)
Does anyone wanna see a picture of my tiny weener, I finally found it! With the right magnifying glasses I can really shoot out a hot turd
THIS IS NOT FUNNY! (2009-08-19 15:35:46)
My child was killed when he was playing with my shotgun I left in his crib. Please be more sympathetic to hard working mommies like me!
PJ (2009-08-17 14:26:43)
I will provide the firearms but I would prefer if you pay for the ammunition.
anonymous (2009-08-17 09:50:56)
you are crazy dude
anonymous (2009-08-17 06:00:52)
This rocks!!
anonym (2009-08-16 15:02:35)
Lol, "If you change your mind and decide you want your kids to grow up to be men, not pussies, let me know." This is the shit :D cant stop laughing
haha (2009-08-14 18:41:07)
i started shooting .22 at age 6. no joke.
MJG (2009-08-14 06:28:07)
Where was SSG Partlow when I was growing up?! This is truly useful education ... no only how to defend one's self but firearms safety to boot. It is NEVER too early for people to learn this stuff.
Denverfreak (2009-08-14 01:26:18)
Al Cody? WTF?
Donna (2009-08-13 23:45:32)
Why do you all have to mock my pain? I thought the Super Sargent would give my kids (yes, all mine, I had a litter of 9) a fun summer but instead he wanted to turn them into Al Cody fighters! My neighbor is Al Cody! What would he think if they came aft
BAW (2009-08-13 23:32:42)
I live in WV. I can think of some families who would jump at the chance for this sort of thing.
Shelby (2009-08-13 22:56:38)
Too funny! I wish we had six month leaves when I was in the Military.
justin! (2009-08-13 21:08:37)
nikki can't even use "God's" in the correct context. it should be Gods.
Nikki (2009-08-12 23:07:20)
who gives a shit about the technicalities? this man is as refreshing as nectar from the GOD's.
Joe (2009-08-08 07:16:43)
That's fucking awesome, the moment I read Staff 'Sgt. Mike Partlow' I knew where this was going :D The pin the tail on the donkey joke was hilarious!
Kit (2009-08-07 19:21:45)
Hysterical is the 'mom' pretending that SHE has 10 kids aged 7-9. That's not 'summer nanny/babysitter' that's "Cover my home daycare for the summer, at half what I get". I'd send my kid to Sarge !
omg (2009-08-06 17:15:41)
omg wow wtf LOL
ilove you duncan (2009-08-05 20:01:43)
you people thinking Duncan is serious are my favorite types. when i encounter your type at work, I use them for pleasure in the breakroom.
11b3vw8 (2009-08-05 10:11:43)
Sweet..
Duncan is an Idiot (2009-08-05 00:55:26)
Duncan, you remind me of that foreign guy on family guy who hears jokes then recaps the joke to explain how funny he thought it was.
K (2009-08-03 17:30:15)
This is amazing. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Remind me to never put up an ad.
Mrs. Partlow (2009-08-01 04:28:13)
Duncan (2009-07-30 14:42:22) it's funny because she was interested at first, but then not interested at the end! Thanks for the recap dumbass
Goose (2009-07-31 17:30:46)
I love you! Have gone through all the emails, this one is my fav one so far! Way to go!!
Duncan (2009-07-30 14:42:22)
it's funny because she was interested at first, but then not interested at the end!
anonymous (2009-07-28 02:40:55)
anonymous (2009-07-28 02:39:46) for u @nice try keaton only thing you do in airforce is sucking them black negro dicks of your ceo's and they even aint .50 mm and i would know, i am gay. +would
anonymous (2009-07-28 02:39:46)
for u @nice try keaton only thing you do in airforce is sucking them black negro dicks of your ceo's and they even aint .50 mm and i would, i am gay.
tom@nice.post.retard (2009-07-28 02:35:39)
0.50mm i made myself and is enough to cover and blow out all ur brain
anonymous (2009-07-27 21:54:39)
hahahaha
anonymous (2009-07-27 14:36:55)
what the fuck is a .50mm? idiot
tom@nice.post.retard (2009-07-27 14:21:19)
omfg, retad, fucking military retard :))))) is bullet comming to ur head .45 or .50mm?
@nice try keaton (2009-07-27 11:00:04)
jesus fucking christ, no one cares, you pedantic dickweed. I hope you and your brother collect bullets in your chest cavities.
nice post keaton (2009-07-25 12:51:38)
BTW, the Air Force uses SSgt., the Army uses SSG, i would know...i'm in the air force and my brother is in the army, if you're going to post, try not to be ignorant about it...good try though
anonymous (2009-07-24 16:46:10)
Hooah, that's awesome. Never too early to start weapons training. He'll have them breaking down their rifle and shooting in no time. To Keaton: The Army use SSG for Staff Sergeant
Fuk In Aye (2009-07-24 12:15:40)
hahaha hilarious! thanks man this webby is going all over Shanghai! x
Keaton (2009-07-24 08:30:20)
It's "SSGT", by the way.
Awesome-O (2009-07-23 22:56:43)
that's educational
Dee (2009-07-23 13:19:58)
AWESOME! and I think I am falling in love with Duncan...HELP
asdas (2009-07-21 01:59:42)
"I can teach them basic weapons training, close quarters combat, explosive ordinance disposal, and hand-to-hand combat. They will have a blast!" lawl pun
Icalasari (2009-07-17 21:15:58)
God, if only this was real. I would LOVE that kind of training!
knifehander (2009-07-17 16:18:07)
sounds like my husband...lord i do fear leaving him alone with the kiddos sometimes...oorah??!
Russ (2009-07-16 15:50:30)
Absolutely hysterical
jwe (2009-07-16 11:41:20)
Get me that SSG's #!! This sounds great for my 15 and 7 y.o.
anonymous (2009-07-15 16:29:34)
"I will make sure that this pool is safer than the Hau River during US occupation." Hahahaha
MikeRules (2009-07-15 15:28:03)
I can't wait to have a kid now. SSG Partlow, you'll be my first contact for babysitting. CQB Training? Hell yeah! Shit, I might even stay home from work one day, just so I can take part in that.
licha sicha (2009-07-15 00:58:34)
ahahaha "pin the tail on the donkey" that was awesome
Anon (2009-07-14 23:06:47)
I can't believe how many butthurt commenters there are here! I think this is hilarious. Perhaps these people don't understand the complexities of 'a simple joke'.
Jenna (2009-07-14 15:30:03)
Stumbled across this site thanks to failblog.org and I love it! Ignore the idiot haters, this is brilliant.
Joe (2009-07-14 13:21:48)
fag haters, go read CNN and GTFO, (that's Get The Fuck Out)
SMELLS (2009-07-13 15:07:11)
SO Good...
Bryan (2009-07-12 16:21:55)
SSQ Partlow plz be my babysitter :)
Bill (2009-07-12 16:06:39)
All you haters, shut your fucking yaps.
anonymous (2009-07-11 12:18:30)
There's always got to be some whinging pussy to go "Oh you suck man" No one is forcing you to read this site you fucking douchebags.
RANDOM (2009-07-11 06:14:40)
Why is this sight not more popular, I had to find it on Harpers, don't worry ill spread the word in Australia
its me biiitch (2009-07-11 04:43:16)
Disclaimer The names of people on this
u suck mike (2009-07-11 04:41:28)
u really suck get a life man
Wag (2009-07-10 15:33:16)
Would have loved to have had you raise me!
Anonymous (2009-07-10 05:28:52)
Fucking brilliant, favorite one so far
killernat (2009-07-10 00:47:24)
as soonas i saw staff sargent i knew where this was going
s2g (2009-07-09 22:30:24)
hysterical..I wa
Onion (2009-07-09 18:02:20)
There's gotta be a way you could make money with this. I'm surprised noone's made a movie out of craigslist yet.
Whip (2009-07-09 12:56:37)
It's a shame NJ died so soon...this was right up his alley....or theirs. However you want to look at it.
Josh (2009-07-09 01:47:07)
aw shit! I think I just woke up my neighbors laughing at that, you're a brilliant SOB
Eric D (2009-07-08 22:34:50)
SSG Partlow, My summer babysitter backed out at the la
G-Funk (2009-07-08 13:54:35)
Very funny! I would've hired him!
Tombo (2009-07-08 13:41:47)
I feel like such a pussy because I am laughing myself to tears.
HAman (2009-07-07 22:24:17)
Seriously the best thing I have seen today.
falfan (2009-07-07 17:55:53)
I'm not sure who the asshole is supposed to be. Methinks it's Mom. Kids learn to shoot better when using the mouse gun. They don't develop the nasty flinch that degrades accuracy.
Archie (2009-07-07 14:33:23)
Thats how a man does it!
anonymous (2009-07-07 07:28:53)
After vetting him with his local CO, I would hire him to ta
007sssD (2009-07-07 01:42:34)
haha this shit is hilarious. :)
COLONEL ANGUS (2009-07-06 17:20:40)
SSG PARTLOW, THIS SITE IS AWESOME. DID YOU USED TO BE IN THE MILITARY? WE ONLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS IN THE MILITARY, SO YOU KNOW WE MEAN BUSINESS. COL ANGUS
Yes (2009-07-05 15:22:49)
more like this
Derb (2009-07-04 18:28:16)
Sgt Parlow is a hero and a visionary. If he taught these skills to young gangbangers they would have a higher kill ratio and we would be better off as a country.
Mike (2009-07-03 04:47:28)
Today I planted my flower bed. I know its late, but I can't stop thinking of alcohol. God, I want a drink.
bah (2009-07-02 17:24:36)
I suck dick
flounder (2009-07-02 05:31:47)
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice...total cash on the douche-a-tron man keep it up...funny as hell
Dr. Jimmy (2009-07-01 20:20:37)
Fucking awesome man.
Cory (2009-07-01 04:14:02)
This man is a genius.
Justin Richardson (2009-06-30 21:21:33)
Why don't you come and fire my M16?
megan (2009-06-30 10:59:44)
haha yeah lori we all don't have lives if we are reading this. btw, aggravate* ;-)
Mike (2009-06-30 09:39:15)
Lori, you came to this site to read his shit and your saying he doesn't have a life, lol
Lori (2009-06-30 06:23:02)
I actually liked the weapons for kids one that was pretty funny the rest were just...uh how do I put this tactfully...Wierd! Dude, have you nothing better to do with your pathetic, miserable, sad l
eduardo (2009-06-30 01:39:19)
"i'm coming[sic] into myself."
Another ahole (2009-06-29 19:34:16)
I thought she wanted a school teacher.
EL (2009-06-29 18:47:41)
lol - so funny
anonymous (2009-06-29 14:00:25)
HAHAHAHAHH! I cried from laughing so hard.
Guys.. (2009-06-29 13:08:05)
Guys, just ignore duncun. Trolls love attention, don't give him any and he'll go back to halo.
Daisy (2009-06-29 12:22:21)
Brilliant! My only complaint is there are so few...Keep it up!! Makes my day to read these!
Randy Van Slyke (2009-06-29 11:25:09)
I think that Duncan guy was just playing around. No one is that stupid. This is one of the best yet by the way. Keep it up.
Armory (2009-06-29 10:50:35)
you have good knowledge of guns, accurate descriptions
D-mont (2009-06-28 22:38:34)
Awesome, theres an ad that will tell me how to make electricity!
m (2009-06-28 18:54:38)
: P
anonymous (2009-06-28 17:55:33)
Don't you ever stop you beautiful bastard. Brilliant!
Mark (2009-06-28 11:59:34)
This guy rules! Oh yeah...go fuck yourself, Duncan. You're just jealous 'cause no one taught you to fire an M16 as a child.
Niki (2009-06-28 11:48:45)
Have you read some of the casual encounters ads on Craiglist? That is some messed up stuff. I have to wonder about the people that reply to that.
Mats (2009-06-28 11:06:42)
Greetings from sweden, really love this site! Found it just about a week ago and had to read all the previous stuff... But for gods sake, would you please ban Duncan? :D
Mitch (2009-06-28 10:15:58)
This is priceless. I'm telling all my friends and co-workers about this, they think it's hilarious. I wish I could think up stuff like this.
Raazge (2009-06-28 04:13:36)
This page is the best, I love the seriousness of his jokes! Duncan, I think your sense of humour is exactly in the prostate. Better put some cylindrical object into your anus and perhaps you will be feeling better.
anonymous (2009-06-28 03:16:08)
You'll find more idiots on you tube!
anon (2009-06-28 00:52:56)
bravo!
anonymous (2009-06-27 23:23:21)
awesome site man
Chris (2009-06-27 23:18:13)
I love your site man, keep it up :) Clicked around on some ads for ya.
Leo (2009-06-27 22:43:26)
I apparently love men now. Sweet
Mike rotch (2009-06-27 21:38:33)
They will have a blast lol
leo dillon (2009-06-27 21:00:14)
I love your site even more than I love most men sure is one of my top ten
fly swatter (2009-06-27 19:26:36)
Just found this site and have been laughing non-stop. Comedy gold.
anonymous (2009-06-27 19:25:27)
this is bad, BUT EFFING HILARIOUS. xD
anonymous (2009-06-27 18:50:41)
We will be mostly using the 5.56mm M16A2, which is a great weapon for children." this shit is priceless!
V (2009-06-27 18:49:45)
AWESOME
anonymous (2009-06-27 18:10:47)
I want SSQ Partlow as my babysitter

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