Brokeback Beach
Posted at: 2009-06-30 09:51:16
Original ad:
Wanted: ride from philly to rehoboth beach
i am trying to leave any time next friday. i will pay for gas, and provide conversation.i am bringing a large duffel bag and a cat.
From Mike Partlow to ***********@*********.org
Hey,
I have to go to court in Rehoboth next Friday, so I would be able to give you a ride. I just want to know, you're female, right?
Mike
From chris ******** to Me
i am male. what time did you want to leave?
-chris
From Mike Partlow to chris *********
Chris,
I'm sorry, I thought you were female because you said you owned a cat. Sorry, but I don't want to give you a ride. Two dudes in a car, going to Rehoboth, it just seems a little gay. Better luck next time.
Mike
From chris ******** to Me
wtf how is that gay? i just want a ride!
From Mike Partlow to chris *********
Well normally I wouldn't think anything of it, but first off, you own a cat, and you are a dude. That is a huge red flag right there. Any normal straight guy wouldn't own a cat, and if he did, he wouldn't care about the cat enough to take it to the beach. Second, you want to go to Rehomo Beach. I'm not judging your lifestyle or anything man, I just don't want you gaying up my car. No offense. I don't even want to know what is in your duffel bag.
From chris ******** to Me
stfu dude why are you being a prick! im not fucking gay i just cant get a fucking ride to the beach! my GIRLFRIEND happens to have a house in rehoboth!!
From Mike Partlow to chris *********
Yeah, I'm sure he does.
I think Richard Simmons is driving down there next week, try to get a ride with him.
Paulie (2010-08-22 15:31:24)
LOL I live in rehoboth and it really is rehomo, love you man.
The GIRLFRIEND (2010-08-20 22:16:06)
"Yeah, I'm sure he does."
I woke up my son laughing at this line......dude you're sick !!!
Drevik MacMillan (2010-08-18 01:04:43)
Richard Simmons comment made me literally cry with laughter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (2010-08-14 16:56:55)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
... (2010-08-10 23:28:25)
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKK KAAAAA NIGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cock
gay hater (2010-08-07 20:39:52)
Hahaha that's awesome I like this guys style, goodthing he denied the dumb faggot!!
@Awesome-o (2010-08-06 04:22:22)
This is fucking weird, I have 2 dogs.. 1 cat... and a hermit crab..
Cats! (2010-08-06 04:19:50)
I love this website. But I'm extremely straight, almost to the point of homophobia, and I own a cat and I love cats.
Yep (2010-08-05 22:22:19)
Haha. Yeah, cats are for fags. Fuckin fags.
tp (2010-07-29 00:49:10)
HAHA!!! awesome! and to all the dudes getting pissed, i have a cat and i think it's hilarious. man up and quit bitching. lol
Awesome-o (2010-07-26 15:27:32)
Michael (2010-06-16 19:01:51)
This sucked,I'm straight, I have 2 dogs, a CAT, and a hermit crab... Well fuck your shit!
HAHAHAHAHA, an hermit crab...you're soooooo fuckin gay !!!
writemore! (2010-07-18 11:40:48)
haha short but good :D
Tony (2010-07-15 01:36:53)
Hahaha fucking hilarious, especially how some people are getting so worked up about this since they own a cat. Come on guys if you guys are worrying about it so much it must be something to worry about. queers. hahaha cats
SOE (2010-07-06 08:34:45)
Stupid comments cutting without notice... I'm not typing it again!
Moral : CHILL OUT, IT'S A JOKE
SOE (2010-07-06 08:33:40)
Come on. He'll just pick up everything the other said to insult him. If he would have said a dog, he would have found something to say about it as well. He doesn't believe what he says, he just says what he knows will get people mad. It would be b
anonymous (2010-07-02 09:22:21)
lmao at everyone taking this serious, lighten up it's just a joke :D
. (2010-06-28 12:45:32)
loll... im sure HE does
Pug (2010-06-23 21:09:38)
"Yeah, I'm sure he does." ROFL!
ED (2010-06-22 23:45:44)
This guy is AWESOME!!
stupidity (2010-06-21 14:58:47)
people... these are all jokes. stop taking it seriously youre all idiots
Jon C. (2010-06-18 06:45:56)
"Rehomo Beach". That was pure genius.
Michael (2010-06-16 19:01:51)
This sucked,I'm straight, I have 2 dogs, a CAT, and a hermit crab... Well fuck your shit!
h8 (2010-06-16 14:11:44)
"Any normal straight guy wouldn't own a cat" stupidity
unknown (2010-06-11 08:29:04)
seriously if you're that uncomfortable about you're sexual orientation and treat people like shit then you care too much then you know you're an asshole beyond belief and the fact that people are homophobic is because of what american society
francais (2010-06-04 13:52:18)
haaha "gaying up in my car"
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