Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:43:45
Collector looking for vintage scotch, rum, cognac, bourbon, etc. Willing to pay top dollar for fine bottles.
From Timmy Tucker to **********@**********.org
Hey there! I saw your ad on ********** and have some "vintage" liquor you may be interested in.
I have about half a handle of Captain Morgan's Rum, a rare vintage rum from the Caribbean. I bought this at a liquor store on Long Island in 2007, and believe that its taste has really aged to perfection. I am willing to sell this for $300.
I also have a very rare bottle of Aristocrat Tequila. You can taste the fine vintage in every sip. I acquired it from a friend who says he bought it at a liquor store in Baltimore in 2005. You can really taste that southern atmosphere in this one! Due to its rarity, I will sell this for $500.
Also, if you are interested, I have about half a case of vintage Natural Ice beer. It was acquired from a frat party I was at about a month ago. This frat has a very old history with Syracuse, and that history came with the beer. It doesn't get much more vintage than this. I will part with this at $50 per can.
I really hate to see this stuff go, but after my third DUI, the court ordered me to do a program that involves me staying sober, so I think it is best that I part with this rare liquor.
Please let me know if you are interested. I have several other buyers lined up, so I will need to know very soon.
From Evan ******* to Me
You must be crazy to consider that bottom-end liquor "vintage." I am not interested and am insulted that you would even try to sell me such cheap liquor at such ridiculous prices.
From Timmy Tucker to Evan *******
I am very disappointed that you are not interested in these vintage treasures. Every bottle and can I sell comes with priceless historic value. Please reconsider, because I don't think you will find an offer like this anywhere else.
From Evan ******* to Me
Are you nuts? You want to sell me beer you stole from a frat, that is a month old, for $50 a can? I am NOT INTERESTED.
From Timmy Tucker to Evan *******
I did not steal that beer, and I resent the accusation. Please reconsider purchasing this. I am a recovering alcoholic, and fear that I will drink again if I am unable to get rid of this booze. Please do not make me drink again!
From Evan ******* to Me
Why don't you just throw the booze away? You have problems, man.
From Timmy Tucker to Evan *******
WJKAJF EVAN U RUNED MY LIF. I DRNK ALL THE BOTTLE. U MADE ME CRSH MY CAR AND RUN AWAY NOW POLICE RJSGJKEW. WIFE IN HOSPTAL. i HATE U EVEN U DISTROY LIFE
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Except mine, of course.
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duh (2011-02-24 20:56:14)
@natty, dude how can u blame the alcohol, u decided to drink and drive and killed ur wife end of story... i am around drunl drivers all the time and its great, u must just suck at it but its ok keep practicing. BTW at least you didnt let her drive, she wo
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Ending takes the cake.
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blueranger (2010-12-30 10:21:09)
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its not THAT funny,its ok.
anonymous (2010-12-07 17:38:27)
kisses (2010-12-06 21:30:26)
haha this is the shit
James (2010-12-02 17:41:28)
Natty, it is your fault.
Natty (2010-11-28 10:45:37)
..all this. I feel responsible for my wife's death, because she was in the car when I crashed...but then again its not my fault ...its the alcohol........................RIP.
Natty (2010-11-28 10:42:30)
Ok..I'm sorry for coming off so surreal in my responses. I don't mean to offend the maker of this site, I feel a bit indifferent , I just lost my wife, crashed my car, and have 2 DUI charges. I don't find much of these pieces funny because of
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Theodosius (2010-11-24 14:08:23)
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moe.ron (2010-10-20 22:16:35)
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Monkel (2010-10-11 12:38:01)
@Anna: My gawd! u dont understand he tried to type like a drunk guy? Gosh why do u read this shit if u dont even see why he s acting tht way... Lmfao nice mail Mike
Anna (2010-10-04 17:16:43)
"U RUNED MY LIF." Played too much RuneScape, I guess... not good for your "lif", whatever it is...
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wally (2010-09-17 22:47:58)
when i saw vintage liqueur i knew this was from syracuse craigslist, this guy is always posting looking for old booze, haha too funny
anonymous (2010-09-15 11:10:54)
this guy is hilarious, if you enjoy seeing people getting pissed off.
@Natty (2010-09-12 19:19:00)
Go fuck yourself you fucking pretentious prick.. I'd love to see you come up with material that's half as funny as this shit. Why dont YOU "get out more" and go see some real fucking comedians. This guy is fuckin hilarious.
anonymous (2010-09-11 17:59:21)
awesome trolling, full props
fred (2010-08-23 11:12:32)
"i will part with this at $50 a can"...LOL
NYAmicas (2010-08-03 18:50:10)
I am sending this to my alcoholic friends! LMAO! Too funny.
lol (2010-07-27 23:34:58)
Natty (2010-07-21 01:07:12)
Yeah, this is kinda funny, but jesus...some of you people need to get out more! It's not OMGGGGGGG LMAO funny...talk about lowest common denominator...I'm beginning to feel embarrassed for being here.
anonymous (2010-07-20 19:33:12)
Why did you censor "I saw your post on craigslist"
:| quite obvious
Pьgg (2010-07-20 18:15:23)
People like that Evan character need to get off their high horses sometimes. Not everyone thinks you're so urbane and sophisticated, just because you know the differences between liquors. It's fucking alcohol, you're not supposed to care.
Derek (2010-07-14 21:23:35)
leftover frat vintage is the best kind of vintage
:) (2010-07-14 02:27:32)
sharp...you are a dipshit...that is all
Mikey T. (2010-07-12 05:29:50)
You can taste the fine vintage in every sip ..... LOL
Syracuse Frat (2010-06-29 01:12:12)
keystone is the national anthem at frat party
top shelf (2010-06-23 00:31:04)
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Kyle (2010-06-22 03:24:24)
@sharp_gazer he's prentending do be a drunk person yelling through typing, hence the misspelled words, incorrect sentences and the caps(yelling)
LOL (2010-06-17 23:07:01)
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BOBSMITH (2010-06-11 04:43:36)
oh man yu know i never figured out how a drunk person types...
hospitalized wife (2010-06-02 21:14:28)
" i HATE U EVEN U DISTROY LIFE " lololololol
Lucca (2010-05-22 09:12:29)
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sharp_gazer (2010-05-21 00:08:21)
I don't get it, is he pretending to be drunk at the end? Why the all caps?
BlackSemenVengence (2010-05-04 06:07:21)
Why is John Walker Oden such a faggot ? Is it b-cuz he's the president of NAMBLA ? Probably...
Lis (2010-04-30 19:08:24)
literally fucking HILARIOUS
Yoshimano (2010-04-28 18:36:27)
"You can really taste that southern atmosphere in this one!"
"I don't think you will find an offer like this anywhere else." this last one makes no doubts haha
Brandon (2010-04-25 17:56:16)
Not the best, the ending was meh, but really where else can you go with story. Still funny though...
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Megs (2010-03-29 05:55:58)
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hick (2010-03-15 09:14:38)
that last mail KILLED ME!
IckyFrome (2010-03-14 23:07:15)
This one has got to be my fave!
HOW DO PEOPLE NOT SUSPECT THAT THEY'RE BEING FUCKED WITH!??? It kills me! The emails come from, "Mike Hunt," for chrissakes.
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Unforgivable (2010-03-11 16:49:03)
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make me laugh this hard once more and i;m donating! lmao
anonymous (2010-03-02 21:53:30)
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LOL (2010-02-21 07:16:28)
the last bit made me fucking crack up.
PeterIsTotalDouche (2010-02-19 16:24:12)
If this is such boring crap as you claim, then why the fuck are you on this website in the first place reading them?? Douchebag
Dunt (2010-02-17 18:43:38)
Why Evan? Now his wife is in the hospital!
Peter More like PETA (2010-02-14 17:05:15)
peter is gay. (2010-02-13 22:35:18)
i'd like to see you come up with better shit, peter. you fucking fag.
Peter (2010-02-13 05:41:53)
don't you people have better things to do?
amazingly boring crap.
What (2010-02-11 21:51:24)
It's funny sure, but fucking hell you gushing cunts are more annoying than the cretins on youtube.
Brooks (2010-02-10 19:32:18)
I cried in laughter at the last email! you are brilliant!
Anonymouse (2010-01-15 21:03:27)
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daevablacc (2010-01-11 06:34:11)
I love how some people just can't stop replying to your emails even when they are insulted and pissed XD
anonymous (2010-01-07 20:59:03)
Other ones good, this one is stupid and seems like it was written by a 12 year old.
Jorena Van Wedsburg (2010-01-02 18:22:55)
The police are chasing after you, and you can still type him an email telling you about your wife and your drinking problems. WTF xDDDDD
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haha (2009-12-20 18:55:43)
Natty, Captain's, and Aristocrat....jeez its what I got wasted off of every weekend in college. Fuckin hilarious
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Evan (2009-12-10 11:27:14)
Hi, my names Evan and i ruin peoples lives!
IDrinkAllTheBottle (2009-12-07 22:49:04)
I wanna get wasted now just so I can belligerently slur, "I DRINK ALL THE BOTTLE!"
This one is awesome.
EVAN (2009-12-03 04:43:27)
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Dana (2009-11-16 22:58:03)
OMG The ending is what made it one of the funniest so far!!
Winnie (2009-11-16 14:56:36)
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Time for a book (2009-11-15 05:17:08)
You NEED to come out with a book of these. They will surely help me with constipation as I read this shit on my toilet. Funniest. Website. EVER!
awesomeness (2009-11-08 01:47:59)
dude, the guy was prolly like, "okayyy...."
yurblkdaddy (2009-10-30 21:59:15)
As I was reading, I was laughing the whole time. One of the funniest, by far.
kevin (2009-10-29 16:30:41)
natty ice does come in bottles frat boy
matt (2009-10-23 13:37:11)
hahahahha keep it up
LaceyLushFace (2009-10-12 01:36:09)
Love it. By far the best one.
Seriously (2009-10-02 14:37:50)
@Blah "The end was boring and trollish, resorting to badly typed caps as if you were drunk"- LOL! You've got to be kidding me..
Wonder Man (2009-09-21 04:46:10)
One of the best! "You can taste the fine vintage in every sip." LOL
Blah (2009-09-20 22:21:23)
The end was boring and trollish, resorting to badly typed caps as if you were drunk, not at all the funniest ending. Ya got lazy there, so fuckin step it up.
dirtygirl420 (2009-09-18 19:53:40)
dude natty ice doesnt come in bottles it comes in cans
Keegs (2009-09-13 05:24:26)
best one so far. priceless.
Eric (2009-09-12 22:29:02)
Who the fuck collects beer bottles? LOL
reality (2009-09-10 18:31:18)
I like how most of the people that comment are assholes.
Vintage Whine (2009-09-05 06:59:42)
I enjoy how the line, between which person is the asshole, blurs - in most of these emails.
CACA (2009-08-28 15:47:09)
THis one is funny as shit
BillWilson (2009-08-22 23:51:22)
Got any left?
Westmanchesterhausen (2009-08-21 22:47:19)
Omfg, tequila from Baltimore! That...was so funny. "Vintage" 2007. There's a term you won't hear for 100 years.
Nina (2009-08-17 23:44:48)
Duncan<3(Just for being cool!)
I didn't get that one I am not that much of a fine liquor enthusiastic...
anonymous (2009-08-14 19:10:18)
the original duncan hasnt posted anything for over a month. all the poser duncans are dickless, lifeless, pussies
Duncan (2009-08-06 13:17:38)
He's trying to sell cheap alcohol at outrageous prices! Matural Ice isn't worth $50 a can!!!
David McDavidson (2009-08-05 19:26:02)
Ha, god damn, great idea for a site, man. Great way to brighten the work day.
dookie? wtf? (2009-08-04 01:22:08)
dookie (2009-06-13 12:21:50): not creative.
No? this shit rocks! where's YOUR site, putz?
captain obvious (2009-08-01 21:50:25)
love it! the last email was the best for sure!
anonymous (2009-07-31 01:34:20)
oh my goodness! priceless!
Mewtwo (2009-07-28 21:40:59)
This shit is funny
Erikon (2009-07-27 14:12:56)
Hahahah, almost shat my self, it was quite good trying to sell cheep liquor at insane prices.
Hemp (2009-07-26 15:50:39)
Legend, u truly are a genius
anonymous (2009-07-25 19:07:29)
This is freakin funny. Last email was priceless
dynamitemethod (2009-07-25 13:26:25)
Oh man whomever sent the cock for my anus: THANK YOU I LUV IT! It's the right size and girth for my unusually large ass cave.
hey Dan (2009-07-25 13:06:32)
I'm a Dan too, please don't embarass Dans everywhere with your ridiculous posts...you need to have your name stripped from you...i've never been more ashamed to be a Dan
popohater (2009-07-24 22:14:07)
i hate when the police rjsgjkew
anonymous (2009-07-24 22:06:54)
dan (2009-07-24 14:58:49)
this is the worst one i've read on this site. anyone who gave it a top rating should be embarrassed
Michael (2009-07-24 00:25:56)
I just shat may pants! I have some vintage green apple sour puckers from daytona beach circa 1994. Perfect year for sour apple.
cc (2009-07-22 15:14:28)
mike, you are my hero.
dynamitemethod (2009-07-21 06:18:49)
During my insanely boring rant i forgot to mention how much i love cock. I am looking to buy vintage cock, for my anus.
l1qu1dsk1e (2009-07-21 02:03:38)
dynamitemethod (2009-07-20 19:21:25)
one the location you speak of is not south its east, never call us a southeren we are the north east who kicked the south
anonymous (2009-07-18 11:56:43)
I believe this post will get better with age like a fine can of natty ice.
Russ (2009-07-16 18:04:05)
LOL, these keep getting better
anonymous (2009-07-16 18:01:01)
i just laughed so hard i cried at this one
Micki (2009-07-16 12:17:46)
My fav by far
pine (2009-07-16 04:08:39)
That end fucking killed me. NOW POLICE RJSGJKEW. WIFE IN HOSPTAL. My abdomen hurts.
Alex (2009-07-15 23:19:57)
Its been like 3 minutes and Im still laughing... it deserves a second post. That last entry has to be the funniest thing I have read in I don't know how long. ****in BRILLRIANT.
Alex (2009-07-15 23:15:21)
HAHAHAHAHAHHA. Holy **** I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. So creative.
dwalk (2009-07-15 08:18:06)
lovely, this guy is frekin hilarious
Alex (2009-07-15 01:27:58)
Words cannot describe how fucking awesome this was. I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life!
captain jack harknes (2009-07-13 13:45:08)
holy shit the end!!!!!!!!!!! Hilarious! My face hurts!!!!
anonymous (2009-07-13 11:58:02)
U DISTROY LIFE lol
john_d (2009-07-13 07:54:56)
this is grade A funny stuff... good work.
yannina (2009-07-12 12:58:36)
hahahahhahahahahahaa very good one
This Site = Win (2009-07-10 07:24:51)
You know how you can tell that this site is working out well.. because Ass hats co
anonymous (2009-07-09 18:21:16)
WIFE IN HOSPITAL
mike (2009-07-09 13:06:43)
THE END OMG HAHAHAHAH
Evan (2009-07-09 12:20:31)
I am not a dick! This guy needed help, and now he has it..
wat (2009-07-09 09:35:06)
why are you bothering this man, who is probably a more succesful human being than you, with pointless problems? i'm sure you'd have much more fun playing with your tellietubbies figurines.
steven (2009-07-09 02:15:30)
I'm crying :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
best thing ever (2009-07-08 20:56:54)
OMG (2009-07-08 19:34:48)
I love you, man! I love you.
danonymous (2009-07-08 16:00:54)
Occultus (2009-07-08 15:24:09)
Fucking A1 mate, A fucking 1. Got tears rolling my face.
bob crane (2009-07-08 00:05:37)
my favorite. best ending ever!
anonymous (2009-07-07 21:05:39)
i love the nat ice part...i almost peed myself. i hope u go someplace with this!
beefree; (2009-07-07 20:51:19)
HAHAHAHAHAHA AT THE END HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
crazy joe (2009-07-05 12:03:18)
this one reminds me of the tune "communications breakdown" by Chilliwack for some fucked up reason.... the last message was stellar!
JustMe (2009-07-05 07:57:44)
omg now that was fucking awesome,..
anonymous (2009-07-04 01:26:03)
the end of that sounded like the way the eminem song "stan" ended
DtotheD (2009-07-02 10:17:21)
Steve (2009-07-01 22:54:13)
Best one yet for sure..the last line almost had me pissing me pants, lie..omfg
Mike you're my hero dude
anonymous (2009-07-01 13:32:19)
anonymous (2009-07-01 05:42:16)
the last response has me dying laughing LAWL
anonymous (2009-06-30 01:44:59)
this is stupid. not better than fmylife.
Des (2009-06-29 12:46:09)
Wow that one fucking rocked
Mmhhmmm (2009-06-28 21:06:52)
This stuff is made up. You definately reply for them. Pretty funny anyway tho.
Jen (2009-06-25 14:09:48)
huni (2009-06-25 05:10:36)
"vintage treasures" - hahaha.... I think I need a new pair of underwear
Fayce (2009-06-23 07:13:26)
He drnk all the bottle.
[Insert Name] (2009-06-23 02:54:46)
lol vintage month old beer
Poop HEad (2009-06-22 15:31:13)
I wish he replied to the last one you said
anonymous (2009-06-22 13:43:57)
I like the RJSGJKEW
Monikka (2009-06-22 08:29:45)
'WIFE IN HOSPTAL. i HATE U EVEN U DISTROY LIFE' I'm rolling. Sooooo good.
ROFL (2009-06-21 18:04:16)
Dan (2009-06-21 15:16:04)
the last response made it hurt inside
johhnydamage (2009-06-21 13:52:17)
'I did not steal that beer'
quantum714 (2009-06-21 11:23:04)
This site is even better than Fmylife
bobletto (2009-06-21 10:07:31)
seriously, this is one of the funniest sites in the whole wide internets. whoever you are, please keep writing this stuff, and you should seriously consider writing for like a magazine or something. judging from this, you probably already do.
bobletto (2009-06-21 10:06:20)
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bobletto (2009-06-21 10:06:02)
budman (2009-06-21 02:07:17)
OMG...tears in my eyes, stomach hurt..cant stop laffing....fuck..fuck...damn i needed that, and to think i was here planning to shoot myself, now life is all better. thanks assholes!
Duncan is a fag (2009-06-20 18:15:06)
Dude. I almost shit my pants when I read that last reply. lol
Ikecstasy (2009-06-20 16:46:01)
this is great authentic humor right here
minnesoso (2009-06-20 15:09:05)
please continue down this road, i am laughing so hard i'm crying! bookmarked.
syracuse native (2009-06-20 12:12:03)
haha i see you mention syracuse, did you happen to go to school there or are you from there?
the infragable krunk (2009-06-20 03:19:47)
Dude (2009-06-19 21:59:49)
Timmy Tucker is a Moe. song...
rawr (2009-06-19 16:52:09)
wow u all are dumbasses, he ment moron, and timmy tucker is a made up name, dbags
rawr (2009-06-19 16:51:04)
wow u dumbass u don't even know what a moron is
Emitt Otter (2009-06-19 15:03:24)
Joanie from Happy Days was played by Erin Moran.
Is Timmy Tucker related to her?
@v (2009-06-19 14:40:46)
What's a moran?
Barnacles (2009-06-19 11:25:52)
This isn't funny. You're a cruel man and a moran.
Stranger (2009-06-19 03:47:12)
Please don't make me drink
booger (2009-06-18 20:10:17)
are you hot? cos yer fucking funny
deezamn (2009-06-18 16:39:49)
patience is a virtue (2009-06-18 13:54:21)
it wasnt funny UNTIL the enddd OMGGG I LUAGHED SO HARD. blaming the guy for his drinking procless
david e (2009-06-18 06:35:17)
hahahahahaha fricking awesome!
goth (2009-06-18 03:41:02)
man i should be asleep but ifoudn this site and its so good. the drunken email is so fuckign hilarious hahahaha
anonymous (2009-06-17 19:24:38)
I HATE U EVEN U DESTROY LIFE wow that is pricless
Todd (2009-06-17 18:32:35)
This one hurt my sides I laughed so hard.
Tsukasa (2009-06-16 06:45:01)
hahahah i couldn't stop laughing, thankyou
XFD (2009-06-14 18:26:19)
*refer to name*
illshit (2009-06-14 04:34:36)
funniest shit ever
Anne (2009-06-14 01:51:54)
dookie (2009-06-13 12:21:50)
this stuff is stupid.. how can this be your top rated? not one bit creative.
Maldoror (2009-06-13 07:22:48)
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time ... I'm a convert. Been reading these aloud to my friends. We worship at your shrine.
Yorema! (2009-06-13 06:09:46)
AHAHAHA oh my god that is so fkin hilarious.
EVAAN (2009-06-13 05:35:02)
I AM A DICK
Sarah (2009-06-13 04:37:12)
Omg! That was so funny it brought tears to my eyes!!
De passage (2009-06-13 02:09:39)
Hahahahahahahahahaha LMFAO!!!! That is soooo funnyy :D:D::D:D
Evan (2009-06-12 22:26:57)
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
anonymous (2009-06-12 22:07:58)
Jim (2009-06-12 21:42:06)
I was stumbling around an came across your site. I could not stop laughing. You are awesome please keep the good work! I am not as think as you drunk I am...
anonymous (2009-06-12 19:04:48)
Absolutely fucking hilarious!
anonymous (2009-06-12 14:17:07)
I hope Evan feels like a dick now.
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