Jewish Sperm Donor
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:39:56
This was in response to an ad looking for Jewish egg donors (wtf?)
Timmy Tucker to *********
Shalom!
My name is Mordecai Davidsteinberg and I saw your ad looking for donors. I would gladly help. I blow hearty loads of jew cum every day and would love to see my nut blossom into a beautiful little jew. A little bit about myself: I am an avid jew. I only eat kosher food and I regularly visit the synagogue. I assure you that my sperm is 100% Israeli.
I look forward to nutting in some hot jewish MILFS!
- Mordy
lort (2010-09-08 05:27:26)
judaism is a race and religion.
SS (2010-09-06 08:10:23)
Your all idiots....Judaism is a religion...it is not genetics...you can have a Irish mom and a chink dad and still practice Judaism
This is ment to be funny not Real
uhh yeah (2010-08-29 03:45:45)
donating sperm is against the 613 mizvot, as is 'ejaculating' outside the vagina. this would be funny if it made any sense.
john adams (2010-08-22 16:05:38)
fuck jews and fuck you your all niggers !!!!!!!!!!!
ReaganCriedWolf (2010-08-19 09:41:15)
"I blow hearty loads of jew cum every day" L. O. FUCKING. L.
ANON (2010-07-27 22:17:26)
looks like natty broke out his mom's encyclopedias
anonymous (2010-07-26 06:37:46)
ROFL, friggin hilarious... and Natty, stfu, we don't need a bio lesson, it's a joke, he meant to put sperm. Good job, "Mordy"!
Love this site (2010-07-23 00:15:39)
Natty ur an idiot. And someone spelled holocaust wrong.
Anon (2010-07-22 15:03:31)
Natty I believe you missunderstood the joke... have you read the surogate father email? this one is just like it.
Natty (2010-07-21 01:02:27)
You fail at biology. Sperm is not an egg - sperm are a smaller, more mobile gametes. Unless you're algae, sperm is the male gamete, and eggs are the female gamete. Just because sperm is a gamete and egg is a gamete does not mean that a sperm is an egg
reading banner ads (2010-07-20 04:56:27)
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anonymous (2010-07-19 22:51:21)
@Malliebe,
You fucking retarded, sperm is an egg.
JEW EGG DONOR REASON (2010-07-16 02:35:50)
jewish lineage is passed down through the mom. so if you want to have little jewish babies through in vitro fertilization, the egg donor needs to be jewish. if the eggs aren't from a jewish woman, technically the baby won't be jewish. that's w
lolwut? (2010-07-07 02:35:15)
lol, the ad for this page is for meeting jewish singles! LOL
Malliebe (2010-06-29 10:59:02)
The ad was for jewish EGG donors not jewish SPERM donors. Idiot.
No (2010-06-28 21:50:21)
Response to Cha Boi.. shut up, you're making the rest of us vegans look bad, PETA is not your friend!
GGGGG (2010-06-28 13:09:09)
I was laughing so hard I had to leave my desk so the man wouldn't know I wasn't working!
haha (2010-05-26 17:29:45)
I look forward to nutting in some hot jewish MILFS!
neilskee (2010-05-25 22:30:32)
this is my fav...."I blow hearty loads of jew cum every day and would love to see my nut blossom into a beautiful little jew." Funny as fuck.....lmfao for days..."I am an avid jew"...wtf is an avid jew???
Shavedcunt (2010-05-14 01:54:40)
Who uses the word sperm nowadays....gold!
Shavedcunt (2010-05-14 01:54:38)
Who uses the word sperm nowadays....gold!
Name (2010-05-05 20:02:12)
"Mordecai Davidsteinberg." Lol, very nice.
Yoshimano (2010-04-28 18:38:57)
Only had to read the "Shalom" introduction to burst into laughter! The rest was epic too :)
Shylock (2010-04-26 01:18:43)
Shalom,
Dis be shylok homie. Ma nish ma? where the jewz at?
another jew (2010-04-25 00:41:38)
i think it didn't get any response cuz it was from timmy tucker
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