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Hagglers
Posted at: 2009-08-16 19:00:05
The following post is a set of e-mails from me actually trying to sell my TV. I guess I was asking too much for it.
Original ad:
PLASMA HDTV - $850
I'm selling my 42" 720p Samsung Plasma TV (PN42A410). I bought it a year ago and there is nothing wrong with it. I just want to get a bigger TV with more P's.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me

hey will you take $700 for it

From Me to ************@yahoo.com

You are asking me to drop the price by $150. I am willing to do this if you let me shoot you in the groin with my paintball gun 20 times in a row. You can't wear a cup. I get to set the velocity to 450 FPS.

From ************@yahoo.com to Me

seriously?

From Me to ************@yahoo.com

Yes. 20 shots and its yours.

From ************@yahoo.com to Me

uhh no. hows $750 sound

From Me to ************@yahoo.com

Do you have a girlfriend? If you do, and she is hot (I'll need pics), and she blows me, you can have the TV for $750. You can't watch either.

From ************@yahoo.com to Me

fuck off dude

From Me to ************@yahoo.com

Tell you what, I'll sell it to you for $900 and you won't have to do any of that stuff.

From ************@yahoo.com to Me

wtf your ad said $850

From Me to ************@yahoo.com

I added $50 for you trying to haggle me. I'll remove this $50 haggling fee if you let me break an empty vodka bottle over your head.

From ************@yahoo.com to Me

fuck off


From **************@comcast.net to Me

A TV like that goes for $699 brand new at Best Buy. I'll give you $400 for it?

From Me to **************@comcast.net

For $400, I will cut the TV in half with a sawzall and give you half of it. Which half would you like? The left half has all of the HDMI inputs, and the right half has the power/channel/input buttons.

From **************@comcast.net to Me

I guess I'm going to Best Buy...

From Me to **************@comcast.net

WAIT! Before you go to Best Buy, consider my new offer:

I'll sell you the TV for my new low price of $800. Also, I was planning on leaving it on a paused frame of gay porn all weekend so it would be burned into the screen, but I won't do this if you accept my offer within the next 10 minutes.



From cory ***** to Me

ill give you $600 cash for your tv

From Me to cory *****

Sounds good! When can you come get it?

From cory ***** to Me

where do you live?

From Me to cory *****

**** *******

From cory ***** to Me

well ya i know that but like whats your address

From Me to cory *****

I'm not telling you that. Sorry, but I just don't trust people from the internet.

From cory ***** to Me

well do you want to deliver it to my place?

From Me to cory *****

And get kidnapped? I don't think so.

Here's how it is going down: We'll meet Sunday afternoon in a crowded part of town. Lets say High St, by the courthouse. I'll be walking towards Market St and you'll be walking away from it at precisely 1:00 (when the courthouse clock goes off.) Have a black suitcase ready with $600 in unmarked, non-sequential US twenty-dollar bills. I'll have a suitcase as well, and be wearing a black suit. Tell me what you plan on wearing. We will accidentally bump into each other, drop our suitcases, and pick up the other person's suitcase and continue walking. The suitcase you pick up will have a key inside it to a 1998 Ford Econoline that will be parked on Miner Street. Use the key to open the back of the van, which will have the TV inside of it. Take the TV, and leave the key in the van. You will be watched so don't try anything funny. If the suitcase does not have $600 in it, the van will be destroyed.

Does this work for you?

From cory ***** to Me

no wtf

From Me to cory *****

why not?
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I love these but this one was just silly. Come on, you were asking way too much for that television in the first place and getting annoyed when people wanted to haggle you down? Doesn't make much sense lol
Anon (2013-10-28 18:28:34)
I lost it on the last email ... why not?
Tek Torss (2013-10-18 01:13:53)
I love how people consider typing a few words a waste of time. Really? How busy can you possibly be that providing a short response to an email can waste your time? You think way too highly of yourselves and I'm glad you probably have been trolled.
Brian (2013-09-28 02:53:57)
What I find humorous is the dick seller never got to sell his tv. He may be proud to express himself as a douchebag, however, he's a piss poor business man.
david (2013-09-12 04:54:03)
brilliant. the haters can fuck off
Amy (2013-08-16 18:05:52)
I love these emails. They're hilarious! My husband was reading through some of them last night and was crying because he was laughing so hard. Thanks for the laughs!
Guy (2013-08-13 12:52:56)
Yeah, wasting people's time is so funny. Grow the fu** up.
anonymous (2013-08-09 12:28:03)
Hella funny
Hendrik Schmutz (2013-08-08 14:28:39)
Why didn't he accept? It's the most thrilling way to buy a TV.
awesome (2013-07-25 14:01:40)
Seriously so glad there's still people in the world who enjoy having fun =) I don't think it was mean because it was e-mail at any point the guys asking about the TV could've said he didn't want it. and that would've been the end.
Fagchester (2013-07-22 21:48:37)
Everyone raging at the troll is hilarious. This is the internet. Get with the program.
Anonymous (2013-07-20 04:18:06)
I believe that is a terrible thing to do, messing with craiglist people but i also strongly believe that its hilarious. It make me laugh pretty hard!
Oh. (2013-07-09 00:12:38)
These comments are pretty brutal...
fail (2013-07-02 19:34:42)
"You will be watched so don't try anything funny" instead dont try anything stupid
Troller (2013-06-25 06:19:21)
Yup, the seller is trolling, what a waste of time.
anonymous (2013-06-23 11:51:56)
Not funny
youknowwhoitis (2013-06-05 19:56:22)
Will you faggots who read through all these and only talk crap go jump off the nearest bridge!!! You annoying and what is childish is you getting on the internet talking mess to someone over a joke! Morons!
anonymous (2013-06-01 19:52:45)
why not?
hh (2013-06-01 13:50:14)
seller is a massive dick,
Josh (2013-05-12 18:00:46)
That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time!!!
alo (2013-04-30 23:57:20)
Fucking Hilarious. If You Didn't Think That Was Funny, Go Fuck Yourself...
Weeknd (2013-04-02 08:37:10)
This guy should get an award for this! Omg i love ot lmao
BingoBeyotch (2013-03-01 11:59:47)
The people who are pissed off about reading this are the people who low-ball the shit out of sellers on CraigsList.
yank hater (2013-02-13 20:35:26)
what a fucking retard
merica (2013-02-10 16:01:15)
you have been outvoted in the poll of weather it's comical or not
moM (2013-02-09 18:17:00)
Wow said: ...'then why did you read it all?' because I couldn't possibly believe that someone could be so childish and stupid..." So you have no self control? How childish, and stupid. I bet you blame McDonalds for your fat ass, and Bud
anonymous (2013-02-06 20:54:10)
I managed to keep a straight face until "Here's how it is going down" when I completely lost it.
nob (2013-01-30 06:19:15)
what a prick!
anonymous (2013-01-26 12:10:32)
Omg!!! Hilarious!!!
liz (2013-01-20 06:41:27)
i could finally comment, cuz this one really made me laugh at the end.
junior freebird (2013-01-15 00:03:45)
definitely West Chester, Pa
Jikan (2013-01-09 21:23:25)
@ArtieK Dying!!! LMAO dude that was priceless
anonymous (2012-12-31 04:42:07)
West Chester, PA?
@Wow (2012-12-27 04:51:42)
Get over it already. What's stopping you from just clicking out of the page? You're like a dog with a bone, you just won't let it go.
Wow (2012-12-26 22:48:58)
Literally the most annoying thing I have ever read..."then why did you read it all?" because I couldn't possibly believe that someone could be so childish and stupid...and I thought it would get funny. It didn't. Go to hell you piece of sh
Sam (2012-12-23 00:18:29)
Holy LOL that was hilarious
NOPE (2012-12-15 23:05:44)
if youre complaining this isnt funny why do you bother reading these?? this guy is a comic genius
coolerthanyou (2012-12-06 18:06:19)
anybody complaining about how this isn't funny or how you would light him on fire needs to fill their little hole with cum
anonymous (2012-12-04 03:17:55)
Stupid as fuck. You are an asshole. Only 10 year old would think this stupid shit is funny
Anyonymous (2012-11-21 01:42:56)
There is nothing real about it, it's called trolling.
Josh (2012-10-15 23:26:31)
Auburn, CA?
Diddly (2012-10-15 20:10:00)
Shameless bump. I would agree to do the suitcase thing for full price. That buyer was crazy.
Tydie (2012-10-15 15:18:26)
Nah this is the best one so far I was crying laughing, you should do more of this kind where you post up adds and allow people to respond! This was brilliant!
KuduSharyf (2012-10-13 15:20:08)
ahahahahahha lol so fukin hilarios
richiepooh (2012-10-12 20:07:05)
I'll buy half the TV for $400, I'd like the right half with the power/channel/input buttons. as the half Bluray player I bought didnt have the HDMI side.
haters stop hating (2012-10-11 01:06:14)
This was pretty damn funny and for all of you saying this is dumb means you don't understand humour and your parents never loved you enough to show you how to appreciate humour. P.S shut the fuck up!
jaycen (2012-10-10 00:11:08)
:/
Konkr (2012-10-09 13:16:38)
I happened to notice that the first guy to put a dismissive review has labeled himself as "dumbfuck". For that reason alone I would assume that this is absolutely hilarious if I didn't read the emails back and forth. I would indefinitely do th
brad (2012-10-05 20:20:49)
you people are fucking idiots. that was funny, dude.
moop (2012-10-05 13:04:32)
So, meh, you mean absolutely hillarious, right?
Sam (2012-10-05 06:56:57)
You all with negative comments suck. This was fucking hilarious.
Dumbfuck (2012-10-04 01:43:18)
Hey! I bet he wasn't even really selling a TV. I mean, why would he have such an elaborate plan with suitcases? This is dum.
RevoltFuture (2012-10-02 19:37:29)
This was fucking stupid.. The TV is a piece of shit and the seller is asking WAYYYY too much for it, then being a dickwad when people are offering what it's worth? I would have met up with him and shit in his hands then set his face on fire.
anonymous (2012-10-01 11:52:13)
You're a fag
Brandt (2012-09-29 00:23:05)
This is by far the funniest one I've read so far.
meh (2012-09-28 03:12:05)
That was about as funny as terminal cancer...
cky (2012-09-22 14:18:26)
you suck...boring as hell
Matt (2012-09-22 02:04:16)
This made me laugh. Everyone else, shut the fuck up.
Col: (2012-09-21 10:42:26)
He lives in Columbus, OH. Let's get him
Jack Frost (2012-09-21 00:47:02)
Not funny. Next
m (2012-09-20 23:20:39)
Sarcasm was funny but if you dont expect haggling when you sell shit online your retarded.
Will (2012-09-19 10:48:02)
Well that was a waste of my time, post something funny next time.
Idiot below me (2012-09-18 13:03:26)
No shit he's not selling the TV. Some people are just stupidly inept to sarcasm
anonymous (2012-09-16 19:34:25)
I bet you're not even selling a TV and just put the overpriced add so you could mess with people. meh, you're just an atention whore
Anyonymous (2012-09-16 18:48:31)
That was rather unnecessary.
Mike (2012-09-15 20:32:48)
West chester!
Dub C (2012-09-11 06:23:16)
This is funny because it's my home town haha. West Chester PA. mfw I trap on Market and Miner St
Antonio (2012-08-29 18:24:23)
Haha this is one of the best ever.
jackass (2012-08-26 23:20:34)
'no wtf' hahaha
t (2012-08-08 12:14:03)
Meh. You suck.
fool (2012-08-08 05:56:25)
Pity your IQ wasn't the same as the price of the TV then we who use stumble wouldn't have to read this utter SHITE.
Mung (2012-08-06 05:25:19)
Totally awesome and original if you've never been on the internet before.
obliviga (2012-08-06 02:01:40)
cool
paul (2012-08-05 14:22:18)
wow that shit was not funny AT ALL.
Dizzy (2012-07-27 20:42:03)
XD I'd do it. I love spy missions.
elephant (2012-07-25 14:08:05)
Cory, what are you doing!? If that was me, I what have agreed immediately. You just wasted coolest thing that could have ever happened to you, Cory.
Mr Me (2012-07-18 06:56:02)
Ok when Cory went 'no wtf' I nearly spat my beer out. I mean BEER, and now I half chocked on it, it was that funny. Oh man, good job I saved my keyboard.
anonymous (2012-06-29 05:34:27)
"why not?" LOL
lol (2012-06-19 08:38:16)
Ha $850 for a year old 42". Trollol. Nice one
nick (2012-06-12 13:23:29)
You should have also included the suitcase reference from ruthless people
reddy (2012-06-01 13:01:51)
very very funny!!!!!!!!!!
Monty P. (2012-05-10 10:03:30)
Thank you Mike, made my day X)
very refreshing (2012-05-08 12:24:58)
I hate hagglers. You need to stick it to them more often instead of harassing innocent sellers. LOL Kidding, both work, but this works better as its more gratifying. Mind you, I sometimes try and barter, so I'm no angel. ;-)
8^P (2012-05-03 16:29:17)
oh sh!@--lmao #1- "You can't watch either"..#2 "If you do, and she is hot (I'll need pics), and she blows me"..lmao #3- "The left half has all of the HDMI inputs" lmao
hellsyeah (2012-04-27 19:12:29)
I'd totally do that!
Hey! (2012-04-26 20:55:37)
I live where you live!
anonymous (2012-04-26 20:55:30)
I live where you live!
kris (2012-02-27 03:18:16)
@mike u meed to post more ads instead of responding to them
Disaster Dan (2012-01-29 20:55:40)
Well I guess that these answers could be considered "work damaged" since it obviously impeded your sale of the TV... but it was a hoot for the rest of us :D
anonymous (2012-01-04 21:46:27)
HAHAHHHAHHA... how do you come up with this kind of crazy shit???
Indigo (2012-01-03 14:28:02)
This is the first one I actually laughed out loud at.
I Love You Mike (2011-12-15 04:24:15)
DUDE YOU ARE GREAT!!!!!! Thanks for making my night homie.
Meekrob (2011-12-15 00:56:06)
Haha 450 FPS is approximately 306.81 mph!! That'd hurt like a bitch!
cheezbugger (2011-12-03 05:52:22)
Laughed so hard I almost went insane... my wife thinks I've lost my mind...
chichi (2011-12-01 02:00:53)
this guy is a genius , i come here wehenver i am bored
anonymous (2011-11-29 03:04:31)
"And get kidnapped? I dont think so!" ROTFLMAO
anonymous (2011-11-21 18:53:20)
I think he should try to sell more things. These are hilarious!
Niqqa (2011-11-08 16:58:30)
i lost it when they guy just came back with the "no wtf" after all of that detail
lisaisdumb (2011-10-25 12:48:02)
HA lisa!
readsbetterthanlisa (2011-10-14 16:52:51)
Actually Lisa, if you had happened to glance back at the ad before rushing to point out someone else's mistake, you'd have noticed it wasnt an LCD tv at all, it was a plasma. And now everyone can see how silly you acted all over the internet.
anonymous (2011-10-14 00:27:41)
@Lisa, you are fucking buzz kill
Lisa (2011-10-08 07:33:02)
Actually it takes a year to burn an image into an LCD.
.... (2011-09-26 15:28:41)
"For $400, I will cut the TV in half with a sawzall and give you half of it. Which half would you like? The left half has all of the HDMI inputs, and the right half has the power/channel/input buttons." -lol
Patrick Bateman (2011-09-20 16:26:02)
I lost it when he proposed the vodka bottle discount!
guiceman (2011-08-27 19:06:01)
@AD retard..
Hilarous (2011-08-19 12:07:23)
hahah this site made my life a bit happier keep up the good work / greeting from sweden
Ugo (2011-08-15 15:26:22)
So the thrilling lesson of all of this: You can get 50$ by threatening someone to shoot 20 paint bullets in their groin.
Thekiller (2011-08-12 21:17:34)
Hahaha "why not?"
@AD (2011-08-11 10:25:02)
It's a pitty for you that you don't get it. Continue watching Elmo and Sesame Street. You are too young for the internet. @ Mike: Great stories, I lol'ed...;)
AD (2011-08-06 23:26:03)
Its the seller who's the troll. Its not funny when you 'try' to be smart. And then to show-off, submit it to a website. Real genuine. What an ass...
JonBej (2011-08-03 03:59:28)
I'm with kel kel. I would pay the full 850 to go through a setup like that!
Who do you think? (2011-07-21 18:55:29)
I would so say yes, I picture the suitcase exchange in my head xD
kel kel (2011-07-20 19:05:58)
fucking greatxD haha who wouldnt want to do this?????
Kaia (2011-07-17 16:44:46)
Picturing the whole suitcase exchange..i don't remember the last time I have laughed so hard!!! Thank You.
kai (2011-06-27 18:14:14)
did u succeed to sell it to anyone?!
cory! (2011-06-19 23:59:53)
LOL, Blow up the van! His own damn van!
Yawn (2011-06-02 18:40:39)
this was a little better. But not great.
norristownie (2011-06-01 21:57:45)
dude you def live in norristown
Caitlin Dube (2011-05-28 17:05:28)
Lmao! "And get kidnapped? I don't thinks so" I laughed my ASS off
Rickflip 69 (2011-05-25 08:18:03)
This is like Punked on the Net...... loving it
anonymous (2011-05-21 13:46:16)
I don't remember a time when I consistently laughed out loud from a website, however this site is gold and amazing.
PurpleNerd (2011-04-21 18:54:15)
oh my god this shiz was so funny, i would so do something like that!
FBomb (2011-04-18 01:44:41)
What if the guy was a pimp and he was actually gonna let his "girlfriend" blow you? Would you do it?
Oetti (2011-03-31 11:03:11)
I liked how he switched it up and posted his own ad.
Colin (2011-03-29 14:20:38)
LOL! If he wanted to sell it to me like that and cut the price by 200 dollars, shit yea I would do that! That sounds like the funnest way to buy something!
Mr.Cuntfuck (2011-03-25 00:49:27)
This guy is better than Chuck Norris!
* (2011-03-23 11:17:16)
I think it sounds like a reasonable offer.
Greywalker (2011-03-23 00:17:14)
@anonymous, Really? This is best comment you have? I am more deeply saddened that our public education system is failing us, also at the probability that you are a product of inbreeding. Funny as hell, as usual.
Smirk (2011-03-15 19:18:58)
I think I giggled for a straight 30 seconds. Spectacular.
anonymous (2011-03-12 10:25:08)
Fucking annoying idiot selling the TV.
setup (2011-03-02 01:31:10)
lol at the directions, that was priceless.
Punky Fitzsimmons II (2011-02-27 15:46:04)
Hahah. I would've said yes to that suitcase transaction.
Tristan (2011-02-22 23:45:59)
Flipping lost it at the gay porn part! LMFAO.
Nicklaus (2011-02-17 17:13:00)
Burning gay pr0n onto the screen...That's pure genius !!!
maky (2011-02-10 05:45:35)
LMAOL this is hilarious!
BigFan (2011-02-10 03:02:04)
lol-ed @ "why not?"
G (2011-01-28 03:05:03)
fucking funny,dude
ohhh claw home ah (2011-01-17 00:05:22)
man..that last one was priceless! "the van will be destroyed" dun dun dun!
Sweden (2011-01-12 04:46:59)
Epic
Mr. Tells-You-Stuff! (2011-01-03 18:42:05)
*applauds* ;'D
lol (2010-12-11 15:42:06)
I will cut it in half with a sawzill and leaving it on a paused frame of gay porn all weekend so that the image will be burned into the screen were the funniest 4 meh
anonymous (2010-12-09 14:57:11)
Obviously this guy wasn't selling a T.V. in the first place.
Pork (2010-11-24 17:37:31)
LAST STORY WAS HILARIOUS CLAP CLAP CLAP
TheDude (2010-11-23 20:30:17)
Hilarious! Genius! And apparently you live in West Chester?
anonymous (2010-11-20 02:52:49)
fukkkkk this is hilarious :D
Micheal Mistris (2010-11-18 13:55:43)
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Sunny (2010-11-13 09:27:38)
20 shots at 450fps .. awwhh hehe ^^
Gorgo (2010-11-09 17:32:08)
Were you really trying to sell your T.V. for $850? Seriously what is with people on craigslist trying to get way more money then what their stuff is worth.
anonymous (2010-11-04 03:55:23)
Y does everyone spit out drinks reading this?? Y is everyone drinking WHILE reading this?!
anonymous (2010-11-02 18:18:11)
i dont know how the fuck you think of this shit...but its hilarious lol
sticko (2010-10-23 18:08:32)
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kokeworst (2010-10-22 15:24:54)
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LOL (2010-10-22 04:35:15)
Have a black suitcase ready with $600 in unmarked, non-sequential US twenty-dollar bills. I'll have a suitcase as well, and be wearing a black suit. Tell me what you plan on wearing. We will accidentally bump into each other
Stlaoke (2010-10-21 04:39:20)
I never ever ever comment on nothing on the innanets! But this... This Is Genuis! Lmfao!!!
Robbie (2010-10-16 12:51:53)
class
Chrispy (2010-10-14 10:06:30)
20 shots and its yours.. holy shit.. This one killed me. I never comment but this one got me. Fucking beautiful.
RL (2010-10-06 21:38:14)
Dude that last part was some jason bourne shit lol
anonymous (2010-10-04 05:36:32)
*ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Otsego (2010-10-04 05:35:45)
The last one had me spitting my coffee. ROTLMAFO!!!!!!!!
JayHollywood (2010-09-30 15:18:35)
Definitely the best thing I have ever read! LOL :D
Egor (2010-09-30 02:18:04)
LMAO "Do you have a girlfriend? If you do, and she is hot (I'll need pics), and she blows me, you can have the TV for $750. You can't watch either."
Tyler (2010-09-28 03:03:59)
"I am willing to do this if you let me shoot you in the groin with my paintball gun 20 times in a row." <-- you had me laughing hard enough to blow snot all over my computer.
odear (2010-09-26 19:09:19)
i have a cold
LMBAO (2010-09-24 12:44:16)
$50 haggling fee. once again classic
jilly bean (2010-08-19 10:55:11)
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Rae (2010-08-16 03:05:55)
I would totally take the last offer. (:
... (2010-08-15 22:11:59)
Oo wtf
awarmwalrus (2010-08-07 19:19:08)
hahaha "no wtf" i love these responses.
Dakota (2010-07-30 18:50:03)
I laughed so hard I cried XD hillariouse!!!
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Echo (2010-07-23 06:55:19)
lol that made it sound like a hardcore drug deal or something lol i think i bruised my ribs from all the laughing
cass (2010-07-15 15:28:24)
If the suitcase does not have $600 in it, the van will be destroyed. Haha priceless! I spit out my drink laughing when I read that!
Obsi (2010-07-09 17:04:56)
You fucking asshole*, keep it up! * meant as a compliment
MIGHTYTHOR444 (2010-06-30 19:03:28)
"heres how it is going down" hahahaha
adrian (2010-06-30 05:36:34)
don't try anything funny... or you WILL be shot
Ryuu (2010-06-29 19:24:31)
Last one sounds like a drug deal,lol.
Haha, (2010-06-26 20:07:01)
classic.
Captain Planet (2010-06-24 05:23:21)
LOL. Did you ever sell your tv in the end?
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This site is what I will burn time at work with.
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not
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Jon C. (2010-06-20 06:27:56)
I would do that last offer. That sounds amazing.
Simone (2010-06-17 03:57:55)
I'd take the last offer
Tiirediiyes (2010-06-15 08:57:25)
epic
Fox (2010-06-15 02:38:17)
I'd totally go for that last deal. That's some James Bond shit right there, haha
anon (2010-06-11 21:42:43)
I know where the last place is
Joonyer (2010-06-11 12:06:06)
Fuck all the haters here....you, sir, are a visionary.
Annonymous (2010-06-09 20:44:46)
lol did you end up selling the TV?
anonymous (2010-06-06 10:11:22)
dick
alfs (2010-06-05 09:45:50)
LOL dude you rock
cory (2010-06-02 08:33:23)
this is the worst one on this whole site, you truly are an idiot
blaine (2010-05-29 05:28:32)
holy shit i couldnt breathe when he was like, "Do you have a girlfriend? If you do, and she is hot (I'll need pics), and she blows me, you can have the TV for $750. You can't watch either"
name (2010-05-05 11:51:37)
That's fun, do you still wanna sell that TV? lol
Name (2010-05-03 20:12:58)
I like that last proposal.
jgabrielle (2010-04-30 19:03:42)
I LOVE the last one.. LMAOO!!! "If the suitcase does not have $600 in it, the van will be destroyed." WTF
matt (2010-04-29 02:20:37)
haha . fuk u, try harder next time. how about this one, let me fuck or die lmao.
007 (2010-04-24 01:57:37)
Just Destroy the Van Sir... Just Destroy the Van.
Anthony (2010-04-23 05:21:25)
no wtf
Rocket (2010-04-23 00:16:40)
More P's!
analbumcover (2010-04-16 18:20:52)
"Have a black suitcase ready with $600 in unmarked, non-sequential US twenty-dollar bills" That'd be hilarious to see a suitcase with 30 bills in it...occupying one small corner.
eyo (2010-04-11 21:03:12)
rofl copter
Ian (2010-04-09 04:19:15)
I'll give you $700
Ian (2010-04-09 04:19:14)
I'll give you $700
anonymous (2010-04-05 20:44:33)
Wow, "more P's?" How embarrassing for you.
kikimushroom (2010-04-02 11:04:57)
LOL HAHAHAHAHHA
Zac (2010-03-31 19:16:08)
I don't understand why that guy wasn't willing to get the tv out of the van...he missed out on a deal lol
Becky (2010-03-20 18:24:42)
amazing.
concerned 1 (2010-03-20 12:41:04)
You're website is full of viruses. Clean up your act!
jib (2010-03-20 12:35:44)
Why not?
12 year old (2010-03-20 04:40:15)
wat is this
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Stephen (2010-03-11 13:59:57)
Is the TV still available?
Suck my I) (2010-03-07 12:38:45)
Some funny shit rite there 20 times and it's yours
Hoghead (2010-03-03 14:14:42)
Is it a black frame or a silver one?
stfu (2010-03-01 21:05:19)
stfu
altern1ty (2010-03-01 02:04:16)
Having just gone through the hassle of selling a TV online, all I can think of is "Why the hell didn't I think of saying THAT?"
Bicawroca (2010-02-27 19:34:17)
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Shennan (2010-02-21 14:09:32)
West Chester!!!!!
Dita (2010-02-19 10:33:13)
Wasn't correct anyone, Uri. I was laughing at the hilarious way he used the word. Others corrected me. Did you even read the exchange b4 you jumped in? Go check your scrot, it's festering.
Uri (2010-02-19 03:17:34)
Haggle is a verb. You don't seem to have a sense of humor, so stop fucking reading this.
Fabian (2010-02-18 09:39:54)
personally Dita, I still think you're a bitch for trying to correct the fuckin MAN! Don't you have a bitchpie you should be watching in that oven of yours?
Race (2010-02-17 18:58:30)
"If the suitcase does not have $600 in it, the van will be destroyed. Does this work for you?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dita (2010-02-17 10:02:10)
Moreover, we use the infinitive "to haggle", we don not use it as an active verb "trying to haggle me", but thanks for playing, Fucktard.
High School Diploma (2010-02-16 23:39:26)
You may know all about intransitive verbs, HarVAD prof., but you don't know how to spell the name of the college you OBVIOUSLY didn't attend. If you're going to criticize the grammar of others, make sure spell check is working.
Harvad Professor (2010-02-16 22:15:23)
Dita Dear, Haggler is an intransitive verb. Now apologize to everyone.
Dita (2010-02-16 12:47:22)
I love that he uses "haggle" as a verb. LMAO!
ur_retarded_neighbor (2010-02-15 12:37:29)
:D hahaha that was freakin hilarious! lmfao
ScrewHagglers (2010-02-14 19:36:50)
THANK YOU. I fucking hate hagglers. WTF, I advertised my shit for a price, I even marked it FIRM and every fucking tick turd that calls wants to screw me. THIS ISN'T AN EGYPTIAN FISH MARKET ASSHOLES.
Joe (2010-02-14 02:57:47)
the parking garage, I'll start screaming rape. Deal?
Joe (2010-02-14 02:57:08)
at the bottom of the steps leading to the William Penn statue. You'll pass and slip the $600 from my back pocket, dropping the key at my feet. I'll wait a moment, then grab the key and turn back toward Miner. If I see any snipers on the roof of
Joe (2010-02-14 02:55:13)
At 1:00 pm tomorrow, the 14th, I'll leave the Market Street Grill as the bell chimes. I'll be wearing a black beanie and orange-lens sunglasses. Assuming traffic on Market is stopped, I'll cross heading toward Gay, and pretend to tie my shoe
wow.. (2010-02-12 18:16:16)
idiots.
ISaidIt (2010-02-12 17:16:53)
Hilarious. The whole "medium is the message" thing comes into play with personal internet commerce and I, for one, appreciate the satirical take on the whole thing. THANK YOU.
Levi (2010-02-12 10:39:45)
LOL
plz dont rape me (2010-01-19 21:40:03)
no wtf
Tumzoli (2010-01-18 08:23:52)
Hahahaha LOL at the whole james bond espionage style meeting
Jim diGris (2010-01-16 05:49:10)
I couldnt stop laughing at I added $50 for you trying to haggle me. I'll remove this $50 haggling fee if you let me break an empty vodka bottle over your head.
poonaniwithcheese (2010-01-14 15:01:57)
rofl
Dave (2010-01-08 13:08:44)
You must not have wanted to sell your tv..its 830$ at walmart
nathan (2010-01-07 22:38:15)
Mike your my fucking hero!!!!!!!!!!
Zepex (2010-01-07 09:27:22)
Man... I can't stop laughing! Congrats..
PohTayToez (2010-01-02 11:31:05)
So, you'll sell it straight up for $800, but be a complete asshole to someone who offers $750? Yes, I know what the name of the site is, but the other emails are funny-asshole. This is just douchey-asshole.
Guy (2009-12-27 00:20:01)
Man, I can't believe that first guy gave up a deal like that!
Eric (2009-12-26 13:19:01)
That was fucking hilarious! God you're fucking brilliant.
anonymous (2009-12-24 05:21:58)
just got a brand new panasonic 50" 1080p for under 700. if you sold yours for remotely close to 850 i need to start selling my crap on craig's list...
WannaBSmartAss (2009-12-22 07:08:56)
Pretty lame
A nanny mouse (2009-12-20 13:18:39)
I bow to your creativity! I tried reading the part to my wife about getting shot in the groin and ended up bawling in hysterics and couldn't finish.n I tried to get her to read it but all she thinks a computer is for is to play solitaire.
Failure to sell (2009-12-20 05:12:31)
Dude you needa work of your salesman skills... xP
lolcatsloser (2009-12-17 15:04:47)
first!
Max (2009-12-16 17:52:55)
Lolorcaust
betty (2009-12-14 01:02:04)
this is the funniest shit i have ever read. I have never laughed so hard in my life.
BARAK OBAMA (2009-12-11 00:13:04)
IS RACIST
Penny (2009-12-08 09:53:07)
I was wondering why you weren't laughing, Mimi! thanks for clearing it up
? (2009-12-05 18:32:09)
I don't trust people on the internet. lol
no wtf (2009-12-04 19:53:37)
why not?
robusto (2009-12-04 19:46:44)
that last one was priceless lol
BigD (2009-12-03 23:25:31)
I'm crying from laughing sooo hard! Awesome!
mimi (2009-12-03 21:43:38)
I don't laugh or smile when I read things here but I think it's funny in my head. I don't know why I have no reactions on my face.
BEST SITE EVER!!!! (2009-12-03 20:47:20)
Dude, keep up the amazingly hilarious work!
Joe (2009-11-28 19:56:55)
lolololol omg the last one
alexe187 (2009-11-26 02:43:45)
Very nice site!
Dizzy (2009-11-21 04:07:12)
I'm totally using this for the guy who just offered me $400 for my 64 chevy truck.
Maria (2009-11-20 12:24:58)
LOL....that is hilarious..
Kat (2009-11-20 10:59:33)
So did you sell the TV?
Fredingo (2009-11-18 22:42:21)
Bwhahaha! The first and the last one literally had me ROFLing!
nex (2009-11-17 21:47:29)
would have so laughed if the guy replied to the whole suitcase drop thing "yea, sure why not?" would have made my day :P
Tom Izzo (2009-11-13 12:06:57)
I'm making all my players read these email's of this website. I feel these could be really uplifting during the rough patches of our season. Thank you Mike for helping me convey positivity. Also Kalin is a big fan. -Coach
Tom Izzo (2009-11-13 12:05:22)
I'm making all my players read these email's of this website. I feel these could be really uplifting during the rough patches of our season. Thank you Mike for helping me convery a positive and fun atmosphere for my squad while on the road. By t
MINDY (2009-11-11 10:19:42)
I concur. Wright for Conan! Please!
Libra (2009-11-10 21:27:31)
The last E-mail was so funny. 'why not?'
the dude (2009-11-10 07:12:25)
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guh Guh! (2009-11-08 21:31:01)
"why not?" lol
Andy (2009-11-08 15:12:20)
This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire fucking life. Oh my God, I'm in pain.
Jay (2009-11-05 18:28:01)
Holey crap, I was crying, I was laughing so hard. You should write for Conan.
TID (2009-11-04 16:19:46)
It's in West Chester. There's a Best Buy in Delaware near Brandywine and also in KOP.
SPONGEFOB (2009-11-04 04:04:48)
FUCK YOU ARE THE MAN, SHIT, MAN, FUCK ASLDFKAJS SHIT FUCK DAMNNNN THATS FUNNY SHIT ... DAMN FUCK... SHIT
Laffer (2009-10-31 10:32:05)
You, sir, are a genius
JohnnySS (2009-10-22 17:32:07)
Thanks for getting me in trouble at work. I couldn't stop laughing.
anonymous (2009-10-22 12:23:38)
hahaha amazing his reply ''no wtf"
BEATY (2009-10-20 23:38:24)
if the suitcase doesn't have $600 the van will blow up..... almost peed.......
Holly (2009-10-20 03:50:11)
Oh gosh I live 3 blocks away from said Court House
Rob (2009-10-17 14:30:55)
"Seanie (2009-10-15 19:52:13) Feckin funny stuff man!! laughin so hard the tears are streaming down me cheeks (on my face)" I think we all assumed you meant your face (I've never heard of butt tears....)
anonymous (2009-10-15 22:31:26)
Classic!
Seanie (2009-10-15 19:52:13)
Feckin funny stuff man!! laughin so hard the tears are streaming down me cheeks (on my face)
Earl (2009-10-15 14:25:12)
The world needs to know about this site. Pass it along!
Aussie (2009-10-14 08:17:09)
Loved the trade off with the briefcases so much i actually made a donation. That was brilliant. "does this work for you?" No wtf. " Why not" hehe. classic.
Shane (2009-10-13 02:06:32)
Hahahaa
lloyd (2009-10-12 04:59:28)
does not funny
Trouble Maker (2009-10-10 23:39:48)
My ribs are hurting from laughing!
Lane (2009-10-05 17:47:41)
I love how this guy is definitely from my area. I definitely would have done that spy movie shit from the third thread though, that sounds pretty cool.
twisted (2009-10-04 05:52:59)
the funniest thing about this one is not the jokes but how he can't even answer an honest lead without sarcasm and humor. Probably someone else should handle his serious email exchanges.
Defecation League (2009-10-02 15:03:14)
Being funny doesn't make your tv less overpriced.
bschooled (2009-10-01 21:50:45)
The last one is officially the funniest thing I have ever read. And I read a lot...
DontHaveOne (2009-10-01 19:55:02)
LMAO
sis (2009-09-29 18:26:57)
is this in Gainesville? The courthouse is very close to Market Street..the bar!
Dude... (2009-09-29 15:54:04)
You people need to stop being such bitches. It's funny, stop complaining about it and just enjoy it for what it is. Don't talk to people on the internet if you don't like reading this shit.
I can't remember (2009-09-27 17:46:52)
This is the funniest shit.
Horse's Penis (2009-09-27 16:46:31)
I find all these stuff very hard to believe. Nice creativity though and coming up with such ridiculous make believe conjectures about people is also nice touch to your trolling skills. Keep up the good writing and let them ideas come out from your brain
Dutch (2009-09-27 11:55:23)
So killing an animal who is loved by someone as a pet is wrong but killing a deer is good....
Hannah (2009-09-25 23:34:10)
this is not PA, its Santa Cruz, CA for sure!!... the courthouse on high street, walking toward market street, the clock going off, etc... haha!
High Rollers (2009-09-25 17:19:41)
its definitely west chester pa the *'s add up and the street names match the location of where the courthouse would be
tinkle bell (2009-09-25 16:28:41)
I doubled over laughing until I crushed my kidneys enough to piss myself.
tinkle bell (2009-09-25 16:27:55)
I doubled over laughing until I crushed my kidneys enough to piss myself.
annonmous (2009-09-24 02:52:00)
people think this shit is funny? this is why I fear for the human race.
Stormchilde (2009-09-22 22:19:39)
The jerky boys are back in email form? YES!!!!! These emails freaking ROCK!@
PUNT1NG CATS (2009-09-21 19:01:22)
can i keep creating names
Hempo (2009-09-20 14:25:17)
Brilliant, the suitcase pickup/ dropoff, nearly made me shit in my pants! Legend!
anonymous (2009-09-20 14:15:45)
this is pretty awesome.
JB (2009-09-19 18:08:18)
Hillarious!!! I love it!! "The Van will be destroyed" hahahaahahahah
You (2009-09-19 03:35:04)
I'm sure the tv had plenty of gay porn burned into it long before
me (2009-09-18 18:11:55)
this is hilarious....hahahahahaha
mikey (2009-09-18 13:33:57)
I'm sitting on the toilet at work reading this.
Me again... (2009-09-18 10:18:09)
Ps... I'm the only one in the world who admits to caring what other people think
Me (2009-09-18 10:11:32)
We need a gorrilla suit in the transaction...
HOUSE (2009-09-17 18:03:07)
I'll remove this $50 haggling fee if you let me break an empty vodka bottle over your head - EPIC
Logic (2009-09-15 13:51:05)
Gr8est 1 !!! :))) lmao
anonymous (2009-09-11 14:53:53)
1st
Jerremy (2009-09-09 06:08:47)
Damn ur great! i laughed my fucking ass off!
Chris Thomas (2009-09-08 16:47:32)
if you let me break an empty vodka bottle over your head. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mika (2009-09-07 00:38:23)
"Why not?" bahaha!
new chick (2009-09-06 09:08:44)
could any1 tell me if ther r any more emails ive read all the emails already
anonymous (2009-09-05 17:09:39)
haha, I thought that was brilliant. Especially the first and last convo's. Lmao, just brilliant.
graciano (2009-09-04 13:45:55)
the trade off story at the end was absolutely brilliant..people who enjoy sarcasm would understand and love this site. to those who dont understand and think this sux..go watch sum dane cook videos
DAN (2009-09-04 12:46:48)
This one might be my favorite. I almost pissed myself reading it.
zarbo (2009-09-02 19:01:57)
why not?
Derb (2009-09-02 18:59:24)
Let's talk... about a few new directions. Like, the play on animal nuts. Start giving up exotic animals for adoption and watch em roll in. Post as Mike Vick's cousin (Ike Vick). Use a picture of Marion Barry.
Annie (2009-09-01 12:45:54)
My god, how could you not think this was hilarious? I love this site! It is an excellent distraction while I'm sitting in class! Thank you for that! :)
Nick (2009-09-01 00:46:49)
Christ this is funny shit... how could anyone not find this funny? idiots
Lee (2009-08-31 20:05:14)
I can NOT stop laughing, I've been crying non-stop.
emma (2009-08-31 06:19:16)
im from ireland just found out about this lmao never laughed as much in all my life u r really cool would love to chat with u
anony mouse (2009-08-29 18:24:38)
West Chester, PA represent!
anonymous (2009-08-29 18:23:49)
West Chester, PA represent!
David (2009-08-29 09:29:11)
I laugh my ass off every time I come here. Keep up the (questionably) good work! Best part: "wtf no"
jon (2009-08-28 19:19:32)
This isnt funny. Youre just a prick. Try getting laid once in a while asswhole.
RM (2009-08-28 16:33:14)
"you can't watch either" = awesome
RR (2009-08-28 09:53:50)
Love the site. Honestly dont care if its fake or not (this isn't the news), but if you have seen some of the dumba$$s on craig list, etc you wouldn't doubt the veracity of these conversations.
anonymous (2009-08-27 14:21:50)
hilarious.
sry (2009-08-27 13:52:08)
Definitely sounds like West Chester, PA.
heynacho (2009-08-26 13:13:46)
The only thing dead on this website is your sense of humor.
me (2009-08-26 02:24:10)
was this in West Chester, PA? Though I guess those are rather generic street names
Jesus (2009-08-25 21:59:57)
I'll give you $3.50 for it. What did you expect? I'm a Jew. Haggling is what my people do best.
LOL (2009-08-25 16:35:54)
If you didn't want hagglers, just say "NO HAGGLING OR NEGOTIATIONS. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT." Saves a whole lot of time! Hilarious emails though!
it is funny.. (2009-08-25 04:16:10)
you just have to have a good sense of humor...
doucheface (2009-08-25 01:19:04)
how can you say thats fake? I think 99% of people are likely to responde with a "fuck you" when they realize they are being messed with. Either way...super funny, keep up the good work
@GUY (2009-08-25 00:07:10)
Because they wish they thought of this epicness and put it together on a website first!
Nacho (2009-08-24 23:04:13)
I declare this website DEAD.
Jack Mehoff (2009-08-24 13:50:22)
I'll give you $900 for it.
Guy (2009-08-24 11:01:57)
Why do you people keep coming here to post 'fake' and 'not funny'?
COL ANGUS (2009-08-24 10:58:14)
Dude, can you please put up screen shots so you can shutup these naysayers who keep calling you a fake
anonymous (2009-08-24 10:49:53)
this is crap. who would believe someone would really cut the TV in half. Please post something that is actually funny
grima (2009-08-24 09:32:15)
you do not update frequent enough! update please!
huni (2009-08-24 04:55:02)
excellent!
unfake (2009-08-24 04:53:35)
It seems real, but it's also very, very unfunny. Did you let your little brother do this one?
Patrick Bateman (2009-08-23 23:48:43)
I want to stab you all to death, then play around with your blood.
unfake (2009-08-23 23:08:38)
so funny and UNFAKE
fake (2009-08-23 19:45:58)
so fake
Gjken (2009-08-23 18:27:04)
Haha :p I'll take the haggling fee if i can smash a bottle of vodka on your head... XD
anonymous (2009-08-23 16:58:34)
not funny
Mandelbaum (2009-08-23 16:38:18)
I am giving up on this site - unfunny, never updated, and probably faked half the time. Laters.
Heather (2009-08-23 15:15:32)
Well he has waayyy to much free time but he hilarious!
Bag Of Dead Kittens (2009-08-23 13:34:13)
And I'm fucking hilarious, so good work!
Larry (2009-08-23 12:44:19)
About as funny as a bag of dead kittens.
annoynmous (2009-08-23 12:17:27)
genius.
turboawesome (2009-08-23 09:40:46)
Loved the last part with the suitcases, har de har har.
Bob (2009-08-23 09:22:57)
You're losing your touch. This wasn't funny at all. Shape up!!
nm (2009-08-23 08:09:28)
not funny at all
dun can (2009-08-23 07:17:37)
its funny because he's trying to sell his TV but every time he tries to sell his TV the guy he tries to sell his TV to ends up not wanting to buy his TV.
fob warrior (2009-08-23 04:26:46)
I really enjoy reading these when I have the time. Which thanks to you goes by quicker and with a laugh. ;)
bobo (2009-08-23 03:14:19)
test, funny
anonymous (2009-08-23 02:10:51)
ha ha ha! u faggots can't post as duncan anymore. how u like them apples bitches?
alex (2009-08-23 00:34:13)
i love it!
anony (2009-08-22 23:31:34)
LAME! and kinda looks fake too
hello (2009-08-22 22:30:50)
are ye happy now duncan you've ruined it for all the other duncans.
anonymous (2009-08-22 16:40:07)
it wasn't really that ridiculous of a price. The same TV new sells for 800 on the official website. 750 would've been more reasonable though.
Lukshen (2009-08-22 14:36:17)
My Cowper gland started to leak.
dunkan (2009-08-22 14:27:23)
laaaaaame
foobear (2009-08-22 14:22:11)
You, sir, are a genius!
lukshen (2009-08-22 14:21:11)
Gort. Lato borado nikto.
Anon (2009-08-22 10:51:54)
wow that was stupid... youre selling it for an inflated price and getting pissed at a lower offer... this one sounds like a 7yr old kid did it. youre losing ur touch man..
dan (2009-08-22 10:48:31)
Yeah I agree with a few above, this TV selling bit was kinda stupid compared to your others
Hoof_hearted (2009-08-22 09:57:20)
......out loud? Great posts, keep it up! Now all you need is juggling midgets!
charles's dad (2009-08-22 09:53:48)
My son is always fucked up at suns games and drinking what ze fuckin stien
charles E (2009-08-22 09:49:46)
Dude I love this site, I read it on my laptop while I sip long island ice tea at the lemon bar, I love it so much, did I also mention I take it in the ass?
soar (2009-08-21 23:35:02)
Time to wait another 2 months for an update. I love this guy!
Leo (2009-08-21 20:57:56)
Bravo!
God dammit... (2009-08-21 17:55:16)
HAHAH! The blow job part made this thread!
dunkan (2009-08-21 17:32:42)
orly
Done Can (2009-08-21 17:19:54)
you cant post with name duncan anymore
NeedRSSFeed (2009-08-21 16:29:59)
First!
Alex (2009-08-21 15:44:28)
OMFG Liam Gallagher is on here!!!
Liam Gallagher (2009-08-21 15:42:47)
Mad Fer It! Live Forever....LG
anonymous (2009-08-21 14:25:23)
LOL "So don't try anything funny"
Nick M (2009-08-21 13:49:48)
Again a great one ! I will donate money for beer, do you accept euro's ? already looking forward to your next post !
Kelly (2009-08-21 13:45:45)
I like the pro-active approach you took here, posting your own ad instead of responding to others' ads. Funny stuff - I love it!
borosaur (2009-08-21 11:51:48)
lmao
Billy May (2009-08-21 11:51:05)
Did michael jackson really die?
Me (2009-08-21 11:01:21)
This is by far one of the best. You are a sick, sick man and I applaud you for it. Wait you could be a girl we don't know its the internet. Are you a cross-dresser you could be that also. We don't know.. Are you tracking this submission.....
mackdad (2009-08-21 05:04:57)
"why not?" I love it. author should add an rss feed on here.
dale (2009-08-21 04:57:27)
i enjoyed it.
Randy (2009-08-21 01:29:15)
all of those were amazing
Anonymous (2009-08-21 01:22:51)
Lol, "why not?"
anonymous (2009-08-20 23:26:47)
I'll pick that TV up this weekend. I hope they let me take a big ass TV on the R-7. Would you help me with it? I Only ask because I might be kind of woozy from taking a vodka bottle to the head. It's safe to take an $800 dollar TV onto a Septa tra
ducnan (2009-08-20 20:50:54)
hey, lets attack schnitzel for now on.
Shawkilla (2009-08-20 20:34:06)
THE BEST ONE YET!!! LMFAO I CRIED THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH...CUT THE TV IN HALF?! ROFL!!!!!! Don't stop doing what you do, and please for the love of God, try and fawks with one of those scammer dudes, I'm sure we'll get a good kick out of it.
Simon Cabron (2009-08-20 19:39:21)
You should've taken the first offer. You're a victim of your own assholeness
Duh (2009-08-20 15:43:35)
Trust from internet? People online are real people, does it make them any different because of the communication taking place on the internet??
Scrotum (2009-08-20 14:41:42)
HAHAHA, good one, I love this site, and have been inspired to try this as well. I have a few good ones, but its hard to find people dumb enough to keep it going beyond 1-2 emails.
schnitzel (2009-08-20 14:26:41)
Stupid ad stupid comments stupid seller shoot your self and fuck your mom for the price of "suck dads balls"!
Joe (2009-08-20 14:23:58)
Mike can you please f&$# with one of those people that try to sell cars that are supposedly in another country-trying to scam people. Try to lead them on and drop the bomb on them-You come up with some funny stuff so I thought atleast it will be entertai
And here we go again (2009-08-20 13:41:27)
Wait another month for the next!
Dunncan (2009-08-20 12:57:35)
HAHA, the tv is not really for sale.
Fake Poster (2009-08-20 12:29:52)
i like the way nearly everyone he emails always uses the same terms eg WTF, fuck off. I've got a feeling that most of this website is the ramblings of someone who had a nice idea but didn't follow it thru.
Colonel Sanders (2009-08-20 11:46:40)
Seriously? I'll buy half the TV for 400$, I want the HDMI port side.
Ednonymous (2009-08-20 11:22:56)
You are a seriously twisted fuck.... DON'T STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck you (2009-08-20 10:31:45)
fuck you
STFU BITCHES (2009-08-20 10:27:50)
Why don't you all stop whining... You aren't paying shit for this website. The owner doesn't owe you one goddamn thing. You don't like his updates? He doesn't update often enough? So what!! You are entitled to nothing.
jaja (2009-08-20 10:24:20)
Lick my cheesy spunk tube
FLOPPY NOOB (2009-08-20 10:14:31)
LOL smeels like caprisun in my bowl
anonymous (2009-08-20 10:06:54)
Tammam - I hope you come back and read this, but by more "P's" I'm sure he meant to go from 720P to 1080P, hence more P's. Idiot.
turd (2009-08-20 09:47:56)
Way connector, This case, of the field, like cut buffers; it is a Broken and it's this one the Burning hypocrisy. I was inside of the setup. That's bad. It displays the reflection, I didn't are fun. There, to do be safe distance telephone Bett
windy (2009-08-20 09:21:43)
A two week wait for this?!? Lame.
dpm (2009-08-20 08:37:55)
great stuff!!
Dan (continued) (2009-08-20 07:45:48)
fore buying off of you won't pay any more than that.
Dan (2009-08-20 07:27:04)
Freakin hilarious!! You're definitely not going to sell that TV for that much, though. No matter what you paid for it a year ago, It sells for $827 at Wal Mart brand new with a valid warranty. $700 was a VERY fair offer, and anyone who researches be
d uncan (2009-08-20 06:54:44)
sucks big dicks
WTF (2009-08-20 03:19:19)
Some of your previous posts were hilarious, but this one? Even I can write funnier shit.
Smith (2009-08-20 03:17:19)
Oh I get it, people never want to pay asking price, so they offer a crappier deal.
administrator (2009-08-20 03:14:09)
hello
d uncan (2009-08-20 03:05:59)
why am i blocked!
Jon (2009-08-20 02:58:40)
Omg i laughed so hard i alsmot crap my pants, funny shit
howard Levine (2009-08-20 02:43:36)
mike, this is the funniest shit on the web. i love this site. i look forward to every new post.
Tammam (2009-08-20 02:42:30)
You want a TV with more P's? Are you retarded? P = progressive, not pixels. dipshit.
From Me to anonymous (2009-08-20 02:38:57)
Deal you can pick it up tomorrow,
anonymous (2009-08-20 00:43:52)
Yo man, I live in Philly... I'll buy that TV. $700 and you can break a vodka bottle over my head.
Greg (2009-08-20 00:33:54)
hahahaha, non sequential billz
daily updates plzz (2009-08-19 23:11:55)
dude..wtf???we need more updates....this is not acceptable from a legend like you in 2 weeks of wait time.
Mats (2009-08-19 19:46:52)
I'd buy it, if it had your autograph on it!
boner town (2009-08-19 18:10:42)
totally awesome!!!1111
matiss_zilgalvis (2009-08-19 18:05:25)
man patiik shitadas netiiras lietas!!!
sybann (2009-08-19 17:21:59)
I think I'm in love.
Mike vs Mike (2009-08-19 17:08:38)
I wish someday we'll see some insane people seriously taking on this site's owner. Will definitely break new records.
Shannon (2009-08-19 16:58:01)
Hilarious!
Mark (2009-08-19 16:51:31)
If you didn't like this one, chances are, you're super gay.
Meh (2009-08-19 15:32:47)
Get your act together. You can do better.
hagglers (2009-08-19 14:42:51)
2 weeks and this is all we get. dont get me worng it had its moments "(I'll need pics)" but get your shit together buddy. WE NEED MORE!!
Mel (2009-08-19 14:32:44)
You're an evil Genius!!!
Sky (2009-08-19 14:28:03)
lol I love the "why not?"
buncan (2009-08-19 14:08:48)
reverse the b and it makes a d! hah he couldn't sell his tv
buncan (2009-08-19 14:08:28)
hey i can't post anymore
BAM (2009-08-19 13:55:06)
Definitely West Chester, PA
rss feed (2009-08-19 13:26:23)
if you are looking for an rss feed I've set one up until this asshole sets one up. osweago.com/dontevenreply.php
a_real_fucking_moron (2009-08-19 13:06:43)
this one's fake [see comment below - haggler (2009-08-19 03:35:59)]
ED (2009-08-19 12:33:42)
wow, i was choking on my spit i was laughing so hard at the breifcase exchange scenario.
soar (2009-08-19 11:54:25)
Wow, could it be? An update?!?
gay_troll (2009-08-19 11:47:40)
gay
Billy (2009-08-19 11:39:55)
You sir are legendary!
Aarn! (2009-08-19 11:29:11)
you can't watch, either. you're funny as shit.
weak (2009-08-19 10:36:33)
sauce
Kev (2009-08-19 10:35:47)
Lists for $827 at WalMart. This one isn't quite as funny as the others, but excellent site anyhow.
tini (2009-08-19 10:02:43)
HA HA HA, genius.
Nathan Garlike (2009-08-19 09:52:41)
Hello Im nathan garlike
ngrplz (2009-08-19 09:44:55)
rofl this guy is the best
Cryo (2009-08-19 09:07:08)
lol,
hello there (2009-08-19 08:55:02)
shiny
anonymous (2009-08-19 08:54:19)
by far one of the worse ones. You are losing it
Columbo (2009-08-19 08:46:20)
East StLouis?
anonymous (2009-08-19 07:52:47)
Heh $50 haggling fee. Nicely done.
deX (2009-08-19 07:42:31)
"I was planning on leaving it on a paused frame of gay porn all weekend so it would be burned into the screen" LMAO XD
$aze (2009-08-19 07:33:00)
hahaha love it!
anonymous (2009-08-19 06:50:46)
the only idiot is the one that actually bought your TV for 850, that thing is less than that new.
Dave (2009-08-19 06:16:01)
Awesome, I love this stuff. Keep it up dude. Please put in a subscribe button so I dont have to check backl all the time!
anonymous (2009-08-19 06:08:37)
hg
Marrow (2009-08-19 05:44:58)
LAST!!!!!!!!
Becky (2009-08-19 04:39:50)
First!
Malaktose (2009-08-19 04:02:40)
"Why not?" lol, hilarious, you still deliver
COL ANGUS (2009-08-19 03:58:43)
"Sorry, but I just don't trust people from the internet." fucking classic
haggler (2009-08-19 03:35:59)
only a real fucking moron would say this ones fake
Smity-Smit (2009-08-19 03:34:56)
You need to post more often... I am addicted!!
anonymous (2009-08-19 03:00:25)
This one might be my favorite one yet, keep it up man your site is priceless
Mikey (2009-08-19 02:57:59)
OK, you bring the TV over, and pay me for taking it off your fucking hands.
Ralph Snider (2009-08-19 02:23:39)
Absolutely hilarious.
Lindsay (2009-08-19 01:54:04)
you have an amazing sense of humor.. I recently found your site and I love it.
Justin (2009-08-19 01:41:00)
In all seriousness, I would have been extremely excited if I was the last guy. What a real life adventure that could have been. If you ask me he missed out on an amazing life experience.
That one girl.... (2009-08-19 00:12:55)
That's good stuff. I couldn't come up with shit like this while intoxicated. This is just pure talent.
justme (2009-08-18 23:36:36)
Excellant...burn porn into the sceen!
willy (2009-08-18 23:35:31)
I'm kidding about my recent comment I get this super raging urges to be a faggot and that was one of them
Rutabaker (2009-08-18 23:33:03)
This one is classic, fuck everyone. Glad you went this route too.
Willy (2009-08-18 23:17:21)
I love your site, but this one sucks
anonymous (2009-08-18 22:53:16)
kind of got served*. Message cut off. Hilarious update as usual though.
anonymous (2009-08-18 22:52:06)
What's wrong with haggling? I always get people to lower their price by like 20% on CL with a couple of messages back and forth, and I've never had anyone get hostile or annoyed about it. And if the second guy was telling the truth you kind of got
Ayr (2009-08-18 22:49:20)
Dude, you try way to hard to be funny.
Jaw_Breaker (2009-08-18 22:36:26)
GOLD!!
Lake of the Ozarks? (2009-08-18 22:18:21)
High st and Market?? ive gotten drunk and lost over there... theses no best buy in 50 fucking miles!
anonymous (2009-08-18 21:54:05)
dissapointing
Tom (2009-08-18 21:52:34)
hahaha very funnylooool...we need moreeeeeee DDDD
Amy (2009-08-18 21:38:17)
You guys are too greedy. I thought it was funny. Not cutting up horses and dragging 'em down the lake funny, but I still chuckled.
Rachet (2009-08-18 21:38:11)
Hilarious.....I loved it
first (2009-08-18 21:30:12)
first
anonymous (2009-08-18 21:05:32)
not your best but at least it's a friggin update at last!!!
anonymous (2009-08-18 20:45:47)
Not funny
anonymous (2009-08-18 20:06:21)
LOL, the last one was hilarious.
derda (2009-08-18 20:05:17)
asshole
EB (2009-08-18 19:54:30)
Heh, got a good chuckle from me. Especially the whole cutting it in half, hahahaha.
high (2009-08-18 19:51:29)
i like this one. i was wondering if he ever posts anything first. keep 'em comin!
billy jean (2009-08-18 19:39:04)
wow that was dissapointing
anon (2009-08-18 19:38:00)
you should have sold it for $750 if it sells for $700 new at best buy...
Christian (2009-08-18 19:32:58)
Fake!
G ICE (2009-08-18 19:20:59)
FIRST!!!!!!
Big Daddy C-Master (2009-08-18 19:16:10)
Fresh out the kitchen.
annoynmous (2009-08-18 19:12:48)
sixth
annonmous (2009-08-18 19:12:37)
funny...fifth
Ian (2009-08-18 19:12:14)
Third'd
Timothy (2009-08-18 19:09:21)
Wtf

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