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Deer Hunter
Posted at: 2009-09-08 09:05:23
Original ad:
Looking for permission to deer hunt (bow, shotgun) on a property in Bucks County.

I am a very responsible hunter. Willing to compensate you for your permission.
From Me to ************@**********.org

Hi there!

I will let you hunt in my backyard. I live in an area that is infested with deer. You are more than welcome to kill as many of those white-tailed bastards from hell as you want.

I only have one small favor to ask - let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From Dennis ********* to Me:

Mike,

Thank you. I only plan on bagging one or two deer. Is your property available this weekend? What is your favor?

Dennis

From Me to Dennis *********:

Dennis,

If you are concerned about not having enough room in your truck to bring the deer back, don't worry about it. You can just leave the pile of carcases in my backyard and I'll take care of them. I'll probably just drop them down my neighbor's well, or put them in my wood burner. Burning dead deer makes my house smell nice.

The one favor I am asking of you shouldn't be that much of a problem. My neighbor has this goddamn cat that always wanders into my yard at night and meows. It wakes me up and I am unable to fall back asleep. Also, I can't tell you how many times I have stepped in cat shit on my patio.

All I ask of you is that if you see my neighbor's cat wander into my yard, please blow that son-of-a-bitch straight to hell. Shotgun or crossbow, I don't care how you do it. Try to make it look like an accident though if my neighbor sees it happen.

This weekend is fine for me.

Mike

From Dennis ********* to Me:

How close is your neighbor's house? I was under the impression that you had a large plot of land.

I feel uncomfortable with the idea of killing your neighbor's cat. Sorry.

From Me to Dennis *********:

My neighbor's house is about 50 yards from my house. Why won't you kill the cat? Just pretend it is a deer.

From Dennis ********* to Me:

The cat is someone's pet that they love. I won't kill it. I am willing to compensate you some other way. Have you had a talk with your neighbor about your problems with their cat?

From Me to Dennis *********:

I don't believe this. A hunter that loves animals. Now I've seen everything. I can't talk to my neighbor - she has a restraining order on me from when I went over there and punted her cat like a football.

Seriously, if you kill the cat, my neighbor will have no idea. I was thinking - you said you had a bow and arrow, right? Would you be able to get those arrows with the explosive tip, like the ones Rambo uses? That would surely blow the cat into unrecognizable pieces and my neighbor would never even be able to find it.

From Dennis ********* to Me:

I'm fairly certain that those arrows are fictional. That is beyond the point because I am not shooting a cat. End of discussion.

From Me to Dennis *********:

Is this some kind of a joke? Are you from PETA? Just kill the goddamn cat and you can shoot all of the deer that you want. I'll even have the grill fired up so we can enjoy some freshly-killed venison.

Also, even if those arrows aren't real, they don't seem that hard to make. What about that thing that Arnold used in Predator? Didn't he just take grenade launcher rounds and tie them to an arrow? Try that. Do you have an M203? That would work even better.

From Dennis ********* to Me:

I'll find somewhere else to hunt, thanks.

From Me to Dennis *********:

I hope that while you are hunting, you miss your shot and accidentally kill a cat anyway, you pussy.
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Blow the cat into unrecognizable pieces Favourite part!!
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This sucked! I don't even like cat's!
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"...she has a restraining order on me from when I went over there and punted her cat like a football."- funniest thing I've read all day
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"do you have a m203" lol.
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" Would you be able to get those arrows with the explosive tip, like the ones Rambo uses?" LMFAO!
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Comments:
Troll (2012-07-03 00:12:09)
Use an RPG problem solved
Denton (2012-06-28 23:02:17)
Sounded like this guy knew he was being fucked with.
Wow (2012-06-24 03:52:02)
I can't believe the guy kept his cool for the entire conversation
Wow (2012-06-24 03:50:32)
I can't believe the guy kept his cool for the entire conversation
blah (2012-06-23 01:32:14)
Lost it at "white-tailed bastards from hell"
Fan (2012-04-27 13:00:44)
... "50 yards from the nearest neighbour is not far enough." ... lol
Fan (2012-04-27 12:59:00)
Geez, where's the imagination of this great nation of ours ... what about "Sure Mike, the cat is no problem and will handle that pesky neighbour problem of yours, as well. No need to thank me. I'm always doing people favours. 50 yards from
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I lost it at " Would you be able to get those arrows with the explosive tip, like the ones Rambo uses?" ROFL
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MnDina (2012-01-20 08:47:04)
I love cats but my stomach absolutely ached from laughing at this one (especially what appears to be the favorite part of many, "when I went over there and punted her cat like a football." OMG, I nearly peed!).
Davide (2012-01-08 01:33:10)
Haha he called him a puss when he was talkIng about cats lol
Kat (2012-01-05 14:13:15)
Plenty of hunters love animals. Everybody hates PEDA.
anonymous (2012-01-04 21:57:18)
"I don't believe this. A hunter that loves animals. Now I've seen everything." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Papi M (2011-11-29 02:34:26)
"All I ask of you is that if you see my neighbor's cat wander into my yard, please blow that son-of-a-bitch straight to hell. Shotgun or crossbow, I don't care how you do it. Try to make it look like an accident though if my neighbor sees it h
Johnny Eyeball (2011-10-19 10:56:53)
Died at "punted her cat like a football."
vinny (2011-09-19 03:37:40)
All I ask of you is that if you see my neighbor's cat wander into my yard, please blow that son-of-a-bitch straight to hell. Shotgun or crossbow, I don't care how you do it. Try to make it look like an accident though if my neighbor sees it happ
Rambo (2011-09-16 15:34:26)
Those explosive tips are real, just sayin
Too much (2011-08-25 08:36:14)
"Burning dead deer makes my house smell nice" my head hurts from laughing,i can't stop,zomg
PETA FTW! (2011-07-01 20:45:19)
haha, fuck the (slack-jawed, inbred) haters. =]
anonymous (2011-06-18 19:44:58)
i lost it at "punted like a football" five minutes later i regained my compposure, and lost it again at "rambo"
Rob (2011-06-11 17:53:37)
I would have blown that cat to smithereens.
Gee (2011-05-31 19:12:07)
@fishnman70...if you dare kill my pet mosquito, her name is Ferrari (i named her after a fat Indian stripper that once broke my heart) i wouldn't call the cops, but i will unleash an unimaginable shit storm on you and everything you hold dear!
fishnman70 (2011-05-22 04:30:57)
Either I'll kill it or I'll take it hard up my ass. Either way is fine by me. :)
hunterman (2011-05-16 14:32:32)
If a cat wanders on ur property, then u probably have the right to kill it. Idk tho im just some random douche, ask a lawyer.
MAD MIKE'S MATE (2011-05-11 02:17:12)
"I don't believe this. A hunter that loves animals" Brilliant!
Ugo (2011-04-18 17:06:56)
"even if those arrows aren't real, they don't seem that hard to make" fantastic :)
fishnman70 (2011-04-16 17:06:38)
Killing an animal is not a crime. Even killing people is legal if they invade your home or threaten home. Arrest the police that falsely arrest people for killing dumb animals. If I slap and kill your pet mosquito you going to call the cops on me too?
Jack (2011-04-03 18:52:12)
I wouldn't kill cats but killing douchebags is my hobby... I use #4 in m 870, the blood is reeaal pretty
Dylan (2011-03-31 22:33:31)
So funny.
Charles (2011-03-25 00:39:01)
I love it! lmao the part about punting that cat is great!
Anonymous (2011-03-23 11:40:32)
and I thought I was the only one who thought burning dead deer makes a house smell nice! some people just dont understand.
Everybody (2011-03-22 23:04:01)
"I hope that while you are hunting, you miss your shot and accidentally kill a cat anyway, you PUSSY." I C whut you did thar... lawls
FUCK PETA UP THE ASS (2011-03-22 21:46:41)
lol i kinda feel sorry 4 this hunter guy who got trolled xD, he probably hates PETA as much as i do and was scared to kill the cat cuz of legal problems..
Penisman (2011-03-20 18:56:34)
Hilarious!!
jrjgto (2011-01-21 02:17:31)
holy shit perfect end i love it
Bertoffski (2011-01-14 15:52:11)
I can't say anything that hasn't already been said. Hilarious, simply hilarious! "Is this some kind of a joke? Are you from PETA? Just kill the goddamn cat..."
anonymous (2010-12-02 23:37:14)
"when I went over there and punted her cat like a football." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this almost killed me from laughing so much.
Chrispy (2010-11-30 02:11:46)
The last line was INSPIRED! lol.... pussy. What's the newest one of these? I think I've read everything at least once... Please tell me there's more. I'm a 40 year old single father who lives in his mothers basement. I NEED THIS.
anonymous (2010-11-06 02:45:22)
@D3NN15 Are your cats too noisy? Try Kitten Mittens!
D3NN15 (2010-11-03 14:53:30)
I Would shoot the cat!!!!! :-D I hate it when i`m sleeping and some stupid cats in our neighborhood are crying!! Every time it does make me think that someone is killing a baby!! :-( So F*ck all cats!! Also, when i must do the garden for my father.
anonymous (2010-10-20 20:48:59)
What's great after this article there wass an add about "keeping cats healthy and happy" hahahaha how fucking ironic
Zenos (2010-10-06 03:52:23)
I laughed. but thats an understatement
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Caroline (2010-08-04 17:08:52)
This is so funny. All of these are hilarious! And I live in Bucks County lol
anonymous (2010-07-21 22:58:55)
@Dan. This is definitely some of the funniest shit I have ever read. My cheeks and throat hurt from hours of constant laughing. Serious laughter too, not just chuckles. Epic indeed.
Rule 303 (2010-07-20 20:53:15)
"You are more than welcome to kill as many of those white-tailed bastards from hell as you want." lol dude epic
FreakingAwesome (2010-07-16 17:24:31)
"I hope that while you are hunting, you miss your shot and accidentally kill a cat anyway, you pussy." had me rollingggggggggg lmaoooo
Hooman (2010-07-15 06:22:23)
Oh god , I was laghing whole the time
Keith (2010-07-12 19:18:50)
You are a god Mike, seriously shit myself reading this stuff. Keep up the good work man
A person (2010-07-11 08:56:04)
Peoples true colors come out when people like Mike talk to them that way! If they handle it very decently, that's insight into their character!
danny (2010-07-10 02:22:53)
"she has a restraining order on me from when I went over there and punted her cat like a football" That is so freakin hilarios.
jim (2010-07-08 22:25:45)
"Burning dead deer makes my house smell nice." LOL
Missy (2010-07-05 11:42:33)
Dennis seems like such a decent guy!
Sa Citizen (2010-07-01 08:28:02)
Why won't you kill the cat? Just pretend it is a deer. LOL LOL LOL
John (2010-06-23 00:55:05)
How can i contact the Owner of this shit, or may i shall call him, the "asshole", how can i contact him? :)
Tiirediiyes (2010-06-15 08:50:28)
"I'm fairly certain that those arrows are fictional." derp
Joe the hunter (2010-06-10 02:16:50)
Ok, Im a hunter and this is some funny shit!!!! Thanks for tha laugh!
Dan (2010-06-06 21:44:06)
I haven't laughed this hard in years! Bought your book today. My stomach is hurting and I'm not just saying that! This is some of the funniest shit I've ever read! Keep it up! Holy shit!
BlueOrchid (2010-06-02 06:22:48)
"she has a restraining order on me from when I went over there and punted her cat like a football" I laughed so hard XD Bravo! You are simply amazing!
Geoffrey (2010-05-25 00:06:32)
Mike, You are having a bad effect on me. Ive taken to writing ficticious shit to the newspapers.
CP (2010-05-19 15:35:13)
"Just kill the god damned cat!" ha!
rambo (2010-05-03 20:31:45)
holy shit the Rambo/explosive tip one is the funniest
Name (2010-05-03 02:27:49)
"Do you have an M203? That would work even better." Haha, that would be brutal.
The Sac (2010-05-01 21:14:47)
This is amazing lmfao. This probably one of the funniest sites I've ever seen.
mike jones (2010-04-21 19:09:14)
quit posting my number, you dicks. I'm not a cat killer
OMG - HILARIOUS!!! (2010-04-16 13:45:30)
THIS IS SOMETHING!!!
giggity (2010-04-06 18:51:38)
"she has a restraining order on me from when I went over there and punted her cat like a football. " Best line.
blowme (2010-04-05 10:08:50)
well,hey, i kill cats for a living. damn assholes. gmmie a call at 281 330 8004
Dimzin (2010-04-01 00:43:43)
"Is this some kind of a joke? Are you from PETA?" That whole paragraph kills me.. 10X
Jeff (2010-03-29 01:51:33)
You are more than welcome to kill as many of those white-tailed bastards from hell as you want. Started laughing there.
GK (2010-03-17 00:42:13)
HAHAHA this is one of my favorites!
meow (2010-03-16 07:07:17)
"A hunter that loves animals. Now I've seen everything." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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O my god! You're my hero!
Fav part (2010-02-26 00:55:19)
she has a restraining order on me from when I went over there and punted her cat like a football. Haha! Awesome!
F. Yizall (2010-02-23 04:46:40)
That's it, heart attack! I've just died from laughter.
joker (2010-02-22 11:06:25)
hahahaha zalig
anonymous (2010-02-21 17:37:25)
Just poison the little fucker. But be careful you dont poison your own dog like I did.
klee (2010-02-18 01:48:29)
omfg lol i have read almost all of these now, and i have to say the are incredible lol. absolutely hilarious!
gaz (2010-02-14 04:23:44)
"like the ones Rambo uses" haha
griffin (2010-02-14 00:53:49)
i laughed so hard i peed on my erection
Happy Tinfoil Cat (2010-02-11 00:33:44)
"punted her cat like a football." You made me pee my pants, bastard ;^)
shawna (2010-02-02 18:13:51)
OMFG-I can't talk to my neighbor - she has a restraining order on me from when I went over there and punted her cat like a football.
John (2010-01-21 15:08:38)
To red vvv You don't have a job, you've never had a job, and you're twelve.
deer hunter joke (2010-01-19 13:32:27)
omg this was hilarious. keep up the good work. i just hope you dont reply to one of my creigs list iteams
:) (2010-01-18 22:01:19)
I'm from PETA. But the ending made me lol.
red (2010-01-06 16:30:53)
punted her cat like a football. I laughed out loud and my boss got mad at me, I almost got fired, thanks a lot :<
AnonymousLUEser (2010-01-05 22:45:29)
"punted the cat like a football" damn i loled
ProZaKk (2009-12-24 11:46:42)
the rambo arrows are actualy real lol they're home made, but they work, look it up on youtube everyone :D
md (2009-12-21 15:49:09)
i punted the cat like a football-lol
Nae (2009-12-21 10:41:20)
"A hunter that loves animals, now I have seen everything" I laughed until I cried, until I almost ran out of oxygen. I LOVE THIS SITE!
Duncæn (2009-12-13 03:45:07)
Oh, I totally get it. He wants to kill a deer, not a cat.
MofromZed! (2009-12-06 08:26:27)
Man,u got a wicked brain!kudos!keep it up!
Michiganiac (2009-12-05 20:35:11)
Hmmm. Our shotgun season just ended, in lower Michigan. I actually took out a deer with a shotgun about 15 days ago. No cats though.
Craig (2009-12-05 09:49:36)
Deer Hunter says you don't hunt deer with a shotgun... hmm... tell that to the 500,000 or so Michiganiacs that do just that... Great stuff btw!
Paul Revere (2009-12-04 13:53:48)
The British are coming the British are coming
jC (2009-11-30 19:32:27)
i freaking love this site especially this email!
botox (2009-11-29 04:01:21)
"I hope that while you are hunting, you miss your shot and accidentally kill a cat anyway, you pussy." ahaahaha, EPIC
Gem (2009-11-26 22:02:59)
Kudos on the "pussy" pun at the end, haha
Kat (2009-11-20 10:53:07)
What a sincere guy - I can't believe the hunter put up with this for that long, but it makes it even more hilarious...
A dude (2009-11-16 11:56:05)
I live in Bucks County! / Langhorne Manor 4 lyfe.
anonymous (2009-11-08 21:44:05)
i hope you miss your shot and accidently kill a cat hhahaha
deerhunter=retard (2009-11-04 20:18:56)
Deerhunter, WHY DO YOU THINK ITS CALLED BUCKSHOT?
Jessika (2009-11-03 01:33:22)
Seriously, THE most entertaining website on the planet.
thomas (2009-10-30 10:54:20)
a cat meowing waking you up at night :'( incredible. i'm about to get fired over this stuff
anonymous (2009-10-19 20:21:07)
top rated!!
Peter (2009-10-17 02:14:17)
Fucking funny shit
jon (2009-10-11 17:36:55)
you really owe the world a screenplay or a tv show, I can't believe the stuff you are able to come up with, it's amazing.
sin (2009-10-11 17:27:08)
this website is a winner! keep it up bro!
Tude (2009-10-09 17:37:32)
You are awesome!
ownz (2009-10-09 06:36:08)
ahahahahha the husband agrees!!! aaahahahahaha
carolyn (2009-10-08 18:45:32)
sooooo funny hee hee hee
maddlie (2009-10-08 16:59:46)
outstanding job,these are great.
JFC (2009-10-05 19:58:44)
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anonymous (2009-10-05 19:58:17)
That was hilarious man XD, though I find it unlikely to have stepped in cat shit because cats dig a hole and do it there. otherwise, keep it coming
budman (2009-10-01 15:29:51)
DONATE TO THIS GUY, KEEP'E COMING!
Danielle (2009-10-01 01:28:44)
Love this! Sounds like something from my neck of the woods. Can you please shoot my neighbors cat? LOL. Dude you have sick sense of humor, keep up the good work! :)
Derb (2009-09-29 09:42:03)
Martin Luther Coon could be a serial killer. If so, please target islamic extremists (and their pets).
Donuts (2009-09-29 08:40:32)
Haha. He wants to hunt on a large plot of undeveloped land, not in a neighborhood.
smokalot (2009-09-27 10:47:49)
i know someone who will kill your neighbors cat he is a pro too
Mandy (2009-09-26 23:07:26)
This is the funniest website ever! I've told all my friends about this! Please, please keep em coming!
anonymous (2009-09-26 22:49:05)
What a hypocrite.
Chris (2009-09-25 12:25:55)
First time reading this blog ... this is excellent!
John (2009-09-25 11:55:39)
OMFG... I couldnt stop laughing..
JM (2009-09-21 17:08:52)
Holy shit this is one of your best ones yet! Put out more material pleaseeeeeeeee!
cat hater (2009-09-19 17:57:36)
"punted the cat like a football" LOL!!! i laughed until i cried.
JB (2009-09-19 17:55:21)
I died laughing...then I forwarded this around to everybody at work...and this caused a good work stoppage for about 1/2 an hour as we re-read all your stories...love them!!
totok (2009-09-18 04:56:39)
good job.
Taylor (2009-09-18 00:42:28)
Re: Patrick Bateman You are very funny and comical. please continue making snide remarks.
Kaleb (2009-09-18 00:38:47)
Dude below me, QDC man. No need to scream.
RSS Feed (2009-09-17 23:58:30)
You're a fucking dumb ass. Add a god damn RSS feed. When you only update once a month like you do you should definitely add a fucking RSS!
martin luther coon (2009-09-17 19:28:01)
i have a dream that you would post more emails about killing animals.
Hcl (2009-09-17 17:41:39)
MOAR PLZ!!!111!!1!!!!!!!!!111!
John D. (2009-09-17 11:20:07)
When are you posting another one??? We NEED a new one to read!
kayne West (2009-09-17 09:44:11)
Ass hole guy Im gonna let you speak in a minute. But the milf hunter sight is the best internet sight of all time!!!!
Hey (2009-09-17 09:06:19)
K, sounds like a good deal. What's your address?
to hey (2009-09-17 08:51:15)
"hey" if you would like you can just send me $500 and i will send you emails all day long making fun of you if you would like...
Hey (2009-09-17 04:49:55)
I just sent the guy $500, I hope he's gonna start posting more emails now.
Kaleb (2009-09-17 04:11:31)
CPTS!! Man that was great! Did you guys see Kanye West at the Grammy's? WTF was up with that?
Patrick Bateman (2009-09-17 02:49:43)
I'm into murders and executions mostly.
ha (2009-09-17 01:11:37)
This is my favorite!!! Love it, can't wait for more
Luds (2009-09-16 16:53:06)
Update or i wont pay for this anymore
Ken (2009-09-16 16:28:48)
I want to S every last one of your D's
Patty (2009-09-16 13:49:35)
This is a GREAT site!!!
Don'tKillAnimals (2009-09-16 08:42:11)
I think this could have been just as funny if it had been lovingly suggested that all the animals become friends together.
asshole (2009-09-16 00:16:01)
I miss the sexist jokes
Patrick Bateman (2009-09-16 00:03:24)
@ Taylor: I'm going to stab you to death, then play around with your blood.
Working Sucks' Boss (2009-09-16 00:02:44)
Time to come into my office buddy...
Comment by "man!" (2009-09-15 21:24:21)
Well i guess he if finds it useless than why would he put a comment himself, he must have had something to say as everyone else can. The cat thing must have been in response to that one cat that got show recently with an arrow... lol ...more posts
pscharr (2009-09-15 21:18:15)
one of the funniest things I have ever read!
BoltNut (2009-09-15 17:44:31)
Most certainly my favorite one yet. Absolute masterpiece!!! "...she has a restraining order on me from when I went over there and punted her cat like a football." Laughed so hard I hurt... I look forward to the next update. :D
man! (2009-09-15 14:43:19)
disable the comments, they're annoying as fuck and useless
Ass bag (2009-09-15 13:38:48)
eat it
Sarah (2009-09-15 09:52:43)
I personally have nothing against anyone on this site except the fact that every single one of you are stupid, incredibly so. Who the hell cares about the person who made this site? No one, all of you just use this site to amuse yourselves because your
Deer Hunter (2009-09-15 03:01:45)
God damn it... I KNEW this guy sounded familiar...
martin luther coon (2009-09-14 20:06:30)
i like the ones that are about killing animals. do more of those
Mark (2009-09-14 14:30:15)
LOL U MAD? I like that even the DISCUSSION about these emails gets people riled up. God its hilarious! I wish I had nothing better to do than get upset over what people post on the interwebz!
marlaa (2009-09-14 05:20:46)
you're the best, I love you !
Chica boom (2009-09-14 04:33:28)
Ooo-Ooo Ooo-Ooo Chica boom, chica boom Chica boom, boom, boom PS: <3 the website!
anonymous (2009-09-14 01:34:03)
not one of my favorites but still funny :]
donecan (2009-09-13 21:41:39)
Its funny because the deer hunter doesnt want to kill the cat but he cant kill the deers unless he kills the cat.
ehhhh (2009-09-13 16:59:16)
AGREE 100% WITH KEV i was going to say the same thing. Not much interplay.
LOLOLOLOLOL (2009-09-13 14:33:16)
Laugh out loud out laugh out loud out laugh out loud
God here (2009-09-13 13:37:53)
Ugh Idiot sorry for making you extra dense. The are are many more than 20 posts at this site. Click on arhives u moronic ninny
Annie (2009-09-13 09:44:52)
Ahhhh Mike, I love you. Freakin amazing!
anonymous (2009-09-13 09:27:00)
this is not an asshole this is just some annoying ass kid who got his hands on a keyboard, there are much realer assholes out their that people have to deal with on a day to day basis, instead these folks are dealing with a phony.
sigh (2009-09-13 04:58:53)
Frank please refrain from trying to the new Duncan. Thank you.
frank (2009-09-13 02:18:59)
it's funny because dennis wants to go hunting, but he doesnt want to shoot a cat but mike wants his neighbors cat shot.
uhh...idiot? (2009-09-13 00:40:46)
so "Working Sucks"... just wondering... are you an incredibly slow reader? or just enjoy reading the same shit over and over. like seriously how many "all day"s does it take you to read 20 something posts.
Terry (2009-09-12 19:21:28)
I was checkin out this site on my iphone while I was driving my bus, and I wrecked into 2 cars! I'm gonna lose my job but it was WORTH IT! Keep them coming!
LesterDickJackson Sr (2009-09-12 19:03:20)
"phycological term"? Your fingers must be arthritic from trying to jerk off your micro-penis so often.
P - E - T - A (2009-09-12 18:36:38)
People Eating Tasty Animals.
Barrack Obama (2009-09-12 18:16:30)
This site is the SHIT! I have to keep my giggling quiet when I'm in the oval office so all the cracksmokers don't hear me.
soar (2009-09-12 17:44:55)
RSS feed. Now.
Miss Rakil (2009-09-12 00:41:33)
this is the funniest one i've come across so far, made a very boring day at work a little bit brighter. hooray for office jobs!
SPCA (2009-09-11 19:33:27)
how dare you! Animals are better than humans you should hunt them instead.
Working Sucks (2009-09-11 14:39:42)
Thanks to you I'm probably going to get fired. I just sit on my ass all day reading this site.
... (2009-09-11 14:29:26)
the last response=best response EVER
Not a D-bag Poster (2009-09-11 13:30:20)
I have to stifle laughs at work every day because of this site and it's hard to do... real hard.
Ol' Dirty Bastard (2009-09-11 11:15:25)
anyone up for a game of cat baseball?!? or maybe we can just put all of the cats in pillowcases and swing them up against a brick wall and see who's cats die first?!? hahahahaha!!! p.s. Taylor sucks big fat balls in his mouth and loves to have th
Duncoon (2009-09-11 02:36:48)
Cats are like dartboards but with 4 legs.
John Doe (2009-09-11 01:22:56)
why don't you go suck a dick taylor?
fan (2009-09-10 23:40:40)
Please don't ever stop.
Taylor (2009-09-10 22:58:15)
People that post comments that i hate: DunCoon, Amy (and all the people who pretend to be amy), rob, Wild Card!!!, Deer Hunter, big balls (just for the name),Patrick Bateman,FART. Please go die.
ashley (2009-09-10 22:23:38)
lmao that is awesome!
connor (2009-09-10 18:50:08)
This one was awesome. You're my Heroin... Seriously I need more to read!
Cryo (2009-09-10 18:11:16)
Not sure about this one
LOLLLLLLL (2009-09-10 15:42:59)
LOL @ THE LAST 2 WORDS
carniver (2009-09-10 15:23:01)
"drop them down in my neighbor's well" lol
ninar (2009-09-10 08:31:56)
who the hell cares if its fake or not? its hilarious!
STFU (2009-09-10 05:25:53)
I don't know why people think his replies are fake. I do my own assholish emails and a lot of people DO reply, even if you send them retarded messages. It would actually take more effort to make up the replies yourself.
tom (2009-09-10 03:56:32)
i would say that this one was fluff in comparision to horse farm :) though dropping in a "considerable" request made discussion longer :)
Back! (2009-09-10 02:13:37)
This was the best one in a while...HILARIOUS!!!!
anonymous (2009-09-10 00:35:51)
This one definitely seemed like he wrote both sides.....it's still extremely funny though. haha
bigbabybear (2009-09-09 23:35:18)
shotgun or crossbow, i don't care
Lumpkin (2009-09-09 22:40:10)
I enjoyed the ideas about hunting and various potential target species. Those were the best parts.
txbeauty (2009-09-09 21:20:43)
hilarious.. as always!
Tony (2009-09-09 20:53:04)
nt and hilarious, Seth McFarlane. Speaking of which. Yes Duncan you are like the foreign guy that helps Peter understand sarcasm. We get it. Now, FUCK OFF!!!
Tony (2009-09-09 20:48:55)
I am sick of people calling this guy "FAKE"! It would take him alot more effort to come up with these responses himself than it would be to work with watever he is sent. Either way this guy is a fucking genius. I hold him up there with the brillia
pootyang (2009-09-09 19:46:37)
i like the sarcastic ones more.
manist (2009-09-09 19:17:57)
amazing. obsessed.
rollaj (2009-09-09 17:53:50)
no kitty that's my pot pie....... bad kitty!!! I love this guy....
I'mnotthere (2009-09-09 17:48:28)
"I hope that you accidentally kill a cat anyway, you pussy." lololol I see what you did there.
DeathtoCats (2009-09-09 17:28:17)
Nuff Said hahaha AMY CUNT HAHAHAHAHA
graciano (2009-09-09 16:29:12)
"don't believe this. A hunter that loves animals. Now I've seen everything. I can't talk to my neighbor - she has a restraining order on me from when I went over there and punted her cat like a football." complete fucking genius.ajaj
amy (2009-09-09 14:51:06)
cats are poeple two!
qualm (2009-09-09 13:55:33)
what a peculiar word to use...
Jennifer (2009-09-09 13:44:48)
Seriously, Dude: YOU ARE MY HERO! My only qualm about your site is that I have now read all your entries and have to wait for you to add more. Hurry! More! Please!
:) (2009-09-09 13:29:02)
Great one!! As usual!!
Mr Deeds (2009-09-09 13:23:15)
Would you be able to get those arrows with the explosive tip, like the ones Rambo uses?
Haha (2009-09-09 13:21:10)
Hunting deer with a bow AND a shotgun? You should have asked him to rig the shotgun up to the arrow so it somehow shoots the deer right before the arrow hits it. I mean just imagine how dead that deer would be. And the answer is "really fucking dead&#
bill (2009-09-09 13:15:27)
Lots of people deer hunt with shotguns, especially in heavily wooded areas. You guys don't know this because the only hunting you've seen is on television.
Jackson Pollock (2009-09-09 12:19:58)
You can absolutely hunt deer with a shotgun....up in the north in some area's shotguns are all that is allowed.
Macky (2009-09-09 11:22:23)
Haaaa That's awesome!
‭‮‮‮‮nacnuD (2009-09-09 10:38:43)
i get it, the person wants to hunt dear but instead he is asking him to hunt cat
The CC... (2009-09-09 10:16:02)
That's right; end it by calling him a name. Haha!!! Classic. Great post. TheConstantComplainer.com
JF (2009-09-09 09:45:40)
omg.... there ought to be something criminal about these emails.... tooooooooo funny. keep em coming.
real deer hunter (2009-09-09 09:34:10)
Hey deer hunter u r the fake. I have slaughtering deer with shots guns for 22 years, punk.
Deer Hunter (2009-09-09 08:13:40)
I smell a fake. You don't deer hunt with a shotgun.
lilvanilla (2009-09-09 07:19:50)
lmao..this got my morning goin..pls keep em comin..
Wild Card!!! (2009-09-09 02:58:53)
I'll Kill the cat
Hahahaha, nice! (2009-09-09 02:58:14)
Regards, The Horse Farm
Patrick Bateman (2009-09-09 01:28:08)
If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you...
Amy (2009-09-09 00:50:18)
I sorrie for bein so sownding stupidest. I learned spelzing from katz.
Brian (2009-09-08 23:13:27)
Any It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia fans here?... CHOP CATS! CHOP CATS!
Asshole #2 (2009-09-08 22:01:26)
I'd shoot the cat.
Jack (2009-09-08 21:27:11)
Yeah Rob, you sound like that cunt Amy.
Nappy (2009-09-08 21:04:19)
Hey Rob, why don't you shut the fuck up with your unwanted 2 cents? Too many people sounding like little girls on here, it's pathetic. This was great. 10/10
Lance (2009-09-08 20:55:39)
This one is great--don't know how to rate, but it should be at the top.
rob (2009-09-08 20:39:14)
this isn't even funny. i love how you think you are witty when you really just used a weak argument that isn't even grounded in anything sensible.
Pawel (2009-09-08 20:17:44)
Love it :)
anonymous (2009-09-08 19:47:37)
Also, Amy and Duncan have to be the author.
anonymous (2009-09-08 19:46:05)
yeah Bucks County! Penndel represent!
Norman (2009-09-08 18:53:50)
I totally expected some dumbass irate hunter to start going nuts- so surprised how chill the guy was! "I'm fairly certain those arrows are fictional" soo respectful!
from a cat (2009-09-08 18:49:33)
Amy, cats are not people too. Fyi
Cody (2009-09-08 18:47:15)
This amy bitch makes me laugh almost as hard as the website with her stupidity !!!!!
dfgd (2009-09-08 18:43:54)
Amy is a dedicated troll, ignore her.
Aarn! (2009-09-08 18:43:50)
this guys ad was just begging to be fucked with. "Now I've seen everything."
Re: Amy (2009-09-08 18:19:32)
Amy let me help you on the spelling. Here is your post: "u should go to hell for wanting to kill your neihbors cat! animals are poeple to you no." Here is the correct way to spell what you said: You should go to hell for wanting to kill your ne
Taylor (2009-09-08 18:15:56)
You should have made this kill Amy and Duncan. Fuck both of those people.
Jody (2009-09-08 18:11:13)
I agree with the hunter! What an a-hole.
Jody (2009-09-08 18:10:24)
I agree with the hunter! What ab a-hole.
Mark (2009-09-08 17:47:21)
I love the 'Predator' reference...
TZ (2009-09-08 16:55:29)
Yeah, Dennis kept his cool, but in exchange we got "I'm fairly certain that those arrows are fictional," which made me laugh nearly as hard as anything else!
dan (2009-09-08 16:23:31)
What a friggin douche! But yeah I agree, dennis did keep it sober and clean so wasnt too much fun
Best..Line..Ever (2009-09-08 16:15:06)
"I hope that while you are hunting, you miss your shot and accidentally kill a cat anyway, you pussy." Seriously, just pure genius. (and good lord, Amy...get a life. ...and a dictionary...)
CAT-H8R (2009-09-08 16:02:37)
Cats are people too? LMMFFAO!
CAT-H8R (2009-09-08 15:58:18)
The only good kind of cat is a dead one.
CatsSuckBalls (2009-09-08 15:36:13)
oh by the way Amy its neighbors not NEIHBORS
CatsSuckBalls (2009-09-08 15:25:34)
Kill Cats...... Kill all of them fucks.........
c (2009-09-08 14:59:06)
Amy, u poor girl, ur intellect obviously isn't up to this site. Please go elsewhere. This is a humor site.
Amy (2009-09-08 14:42:03)
u should go to hell for wanting to kill your neihbors cat! animals are poeple to you no.
anonymous (2009-09-08 14:35:56)
"I don't believe this. A hunter that loves animals." Hilarious!
Hunt (2009-09-08 14:34:28)
Freakin Genius! Brilliant!
anonymous (2009-09-08 14:18:56)
"White-tailed bastards from hell." Nice.
doug (2009-09-08 13:58:00)
best one in a while. very funny
Helen Keller (2009-09-08 13:44:47)
LMFAO!! One of the best ones yet. Are you from PETA
asdf (2009-09-08 13:38:16)
sorry folks, they're not fictional: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJx1GU2Ph84
asdf (2009-09-08 13:37:50)
asdf
KB (2009-09-08 13:05:12)
hahahahhahahha!! Love it!
vlex (2009-09-08 12:15:40)
The best part for me was: "I hope that while you are hunting, you miss your shot and accidentally kill a cat anyway, you pussy." rofltmao
DunCoon (2009-09-08 11:08:38)
I like the part where he requires the cat to be killed in order to gain access to his deer infested property.
Dan (2009-09-08 10:41:12)
I love the "I'm fairly certain those arrows are fictional"
anonymous (2009-09-08 10:28:55)
That was realy good.. can't wait till the next one.
DeezNutzRbig (2009-09-08 10:21:18)
"She has a restraining order on me from when I went over there and punted her cat like a football" haha that was a great line
freezer (2009-09-08 10:19:38)
Why won't you kill the cat? Just pretend it is a deer. Haha genius ! The last two posts were kinda on a down slope, but with this one mike, you're getting your thunder back !
Zack Morris (2009-09-08 10:09:35)
Burning dead deer makes my house smell nice. That was the funniest line in there, but yeah I'm kinda thinking that the lack of reaction kinda didn't make it as gut busting as the others.
Kev (2009-09-08 10:04:42)
Dennis handled himself really well. This wasn't that funny since there wasn't much of a reaction.
Ken (2009-09-08 10:03:38)
Oh MY, i want to S YOUR D
trilau (2009-09-08 09:33:02)
You should have offered to cook up the cat.
workin'! (2009-09-08 09:31:46)
hilarious. "I hope that while you are hunting, you miss your shot and accidentally kill a cat anyway, you pussy." Damn good stuff!
jz (2009-09-08 09:23:31)
what a pussy
Mitch (2009-09-08 09:19:14)
This is ALMOST as funny as "Horse Farm". Good work, keep it up.
JT (2009-09-08 09:14:38)
Haha :)
Joe (2009-09-08 09:11:13)
Amazing ... Keep up the good trolling :)

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