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Posted at: 2009-09-18 09:18:27
Original ad:
Looking for someone with chicken pox or shingles to expose to my two children. If you are still contagious and want to help, email or call ***-***-*****.
From Me to ************@***********.org

Hello,

I saw your ad and realized I could help. I have shingles right now, and the doctors tell me that it is still in the contagious stage. I live in South Bend. I would be able to visit your kids, or if you want to bring them to me, that works too. I took some sick days off from my job, so I am pretty much free any time.

Mike

From Jenn ******** to Me:

Mike thank you so much! I want my kids to be exposed before they have to go back to school so I would like to do this ASAP. How does tomorrow sound?

From Me to Jenn ********:

Jenn,

Tomorrow works for me. How do we do this? Do I just sneeze and cough on your kids or something?

Mike

From Jenn ******** to Me:

Hi Mike,

They should just be in your presence for a few minutes. Where in South Bend are you located? I can drive to you. Do you have a number you can be reached at?

From Me to Jenn ********:

Jenn,

I do have a phone, but I only have like 10 minutes left on my plan until September, and I need those minutes for ordering pizza. Lets just continue via e-mail. I live in LaSalle Park, are you familiar with it?

Also, it probably isn't a big deal, but I figured it is worth mentioning that I also have pulmonary tuberculosis right now. I hope this won't be a problem. It is probably better for your kids to get that out of the way too - it can be a real pain when you are older.

What time do you want to meet tomorrow?

Mike

From Jenn ******** to Me:

I don't want my kids to have TB. Thank you for trying to help but I am going to find someone else.

From Me to Jenn ********:

Jenn,

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you away with that. Pulmonary TB isn't that bad, and it is best if your kids get it over with when they are younger. You may as well knock it out at the same time as the chicken pox.

If you want, I can throw in malaria for an extra $50. My friend Tom just got back from Africa and I can have him come over and give it to your kids as well. He got all sorts of whacky diseases when he was in Africa. You might want your kids to get them too, just so they won't get them later if they ever visit Africa.

Mike

From Jenn ******** to Me:

Mike are you aware that TB and malaria don't work that way? People can't just "get it over with" those are very serious diseases.

From Me to Jenn ********:

Jenn,

I think I know how TB works, I have it (duh).

I just assumed you were one of those mothers who wanted to have sick children to attract pity and attention from others. Malaria is a great way to get pity from other moms! You'll be the most talked about mother in your neighborhood. You could brag about it to all the other mothers when they are going on about their sick kids - "*sigh* life is so hard with my husband at work, and my poor son has the flu."
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it."

You'll be the envy of your whole clique of mothers.

Please reconsider my offer.

Mike

From Jenn ******** to Me:

How rude. I want my kids to get chicken pox while they are young for the medical benefits, not for attention.

You have problems, Mike. Seek professional help immediately.
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Craigslist disease (2013-04-10 21:31:03)
"You have problems", says the woman who's asking complete strangers to give her children a disease.
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fili (2013-03-15 13:14:22)
i can't believe that bitch wants her children to get ill. I mean, there's vaccines and all that kind of shit but no, she wants someone to fucking cough all over her children. And on top of that she says 'you have problems, seek for help' l
Annelou (2013-03-03 14:42:07)
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"You'll be the envy of your whole clique of mothers." Mьnchausen syndrome by proxy was never funny until now.
MUFC4LIFE (2012-12-24 17:57:47)
@GENERIC THOWAWAY, Jeez, r u 4 real? I thought I knew sum retarded people, but you sir take the biscuit. Straitjacket for u lad
hahahaha :) (2012-12-23 18:00:40)
I think I know how TB works, I have it (duh). Fucking pissed myself laughing at that bit.
Ashley (2012-11-29 15:17:46)
Shingles is also known as herpes zoster. It affects the.nerves, and causes excruciating pain. Usually, those who get it are older. After having chicken pox, it is alive in you. It is very dangerous for children.
@GENERIC THOWAWAY (2012-11-27 13:47:27)
that's not chicken pox, that's something else. dont know what it's called in english though, but look it up. it's not dangerous i believe, dont worry
anonymous (2012-11-01 17:36:54)
you are so fucking funny do you think you can hire me im a downsizeer i move into small towns with a pop of 4000 or less then when i leave 4 months later it has 3000 people just go missing or kill them selves by stabbing them selves 5 times in the back
bambam (2012-11-01 15:42:18)
"I think I know how TB works, I have it (duh)." I JUST FUCKING PISSED MY PANTS I LAUGHED SO HARD
Vem (2012-10-30 01:45:46)
Not sure about shingles, but if kids are exposed to chickenpox as, well, kids, then it usually prevents them from getting it much worse when they are older.
Grand T (2012-10-18 15:06:41)
What a crazy woman... She realy wants her kids to become sick??? She's nuts... Never heard that kind of shit.
Wat (2012-10-05 05:06:18)
She does realize that shingles can kill someone, right?
jerk (2012-08-26 23:17:11)
WTF HAVEN'T THIS BITCH HEARD ABOUT VACCINES OMFG
GENERIC THOWAWAY (2012-08-23 22:49:14)
Both things are shit, as proven by my family. My younger siblings have all had the shot, ALL of whom later (years later) got chicken pox anyways. I myself never received a vaccine but have had chickenpox at ages 3,6,7 and last time I was twelve years old.
platy (2012-08-20 02:52:57)
last line "mike you have problems" OH REALLY IM NOT THE ONE TRYING TO GET MY KIDS SICK
fat rudy (2012-08-04 00:25:45)
Somebody met their match...!
KD (2012-07-30 22:49:13)
"I think I know how TB works, I have it (duh)." LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Andrew (2012-07-30 00:03:18)
God damn people. Read a book. Getting chicken pox as an adult is way, way worse than having it as a kid, and if you get it as a kid, you're usually immune for the rest of your life. The vaccine is not even close to being 100% effective.
My name is TB (2012-07-26 22:01:58)
and I am offended
Denton (2012-06-28 23:04:30)
Yeah, it sounds like what someone from Indiana would do. lol
Guilherme (2012-06-17 17:56:03)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." FUCKING LOL
Rachael (2012-06-15 23:49:53)
Seriously? Does she not realize that there is a chicken pox vaccine? WTF is wrong with some people?
pablo (2012-06-15 16:13:06)
"I do have a phone, but I only have like 10 minutes left on my plan until September, and I need those minutes for ordering pizza." hahaha!!!!!!
anonymous (2012-06-15 03:27:04)
fucking malaria bitches
anonymous (2012-06-15 03:27:02)
fucking malaria bitches
hklh (2012-06-12 23:02:52)
guys, chicken pox is less dangerous if you get it as a child because then it'll never come back when you grow up.
Futalover (2012-06-11 16:20:12)
wow what a stupid bitch.
HA! (2012-05-26 01:29:13)
"Seek professional help immediately.." Says the dumb bitch asking strangers to come to her house and give chicken pox to her kids.
Common Sense Boberto (2012-05-14 13:59:56)
If the kids get chicken pox at a young age, it's much less dangerous than getting it as an adult. Since you can only get it once, a lot of parents intentionally expose their young kids to chicken pox. Read a fucking book, people.
Nick (2012-04-28 19:21:30)
This is hilarious. Also, I live in South Bend. This place is a shithole.
Fan (2012-04-27 12:50:20)
"medical benefits" ... lol :-) lol :-) (yes, ok, side splitting laughter) ... yeah, give your children a herpes virus ... lol, oh, yeah, a great way to raise healthy children ... cloth eared bint
Gary the plumber (2012-03-18 17:46:28)
Didn't read "what is this" first
Gary the plumber (2012-03-18 17:43:34)
this site not funny ... evokes negative feelings
chief (2012-02-20 05:20:36)
what a dumbass that lady is.
kkkyle (2012-02-15 19:55:29)
why would someone want to give their kids shingles?
Common Sense Guy (2012-02-09 00:45:40)
This whole giant debate between "pox parties" and "vaccination" needs to end. Both parties want the same thing - for their children to be immunized. It's just that one group has an irrational, almost superstitious fear of modern med
doc (2012-02-06 19:54:49)
There's a VZV vaccine now... hahah people are so misinformed to even post this on craigslist
lovable laydeee (2012-01-26 20:40:23)
I get the "pox parties," it's the 'complete stranger' part that's disturbing
Andrew (2012-01-24 03:13:22)
Chicken pox is dangerous and can be fatal. With modern medicine, vaccines, chicken pox parties are barbaric. Just compare the risks, vaccines are much, much safer.
Jess2k (2012-01-20 01:23:43)
Most of the commenters are idiots and need to take a biology course. Why the surprise that people want to expose their kids to CP to get the immunity? This is the problem with vaccine pushers today, your body is your best defense.
anonymous (2012-01-13 08:29:57)
Leslie, learn the facts. Chicken Pox will not come back, you can only have it once, then you're immune since you have it in your body, but it will not do anything anymore.
anonymous (2012-01-13 08:28:12)
"Jen's a fucking idiot. I hope child services takes her kids away. It's called getting your shots you bimbo bitch. People like her disgust me." What the fuck? Why does retards come to this site :| Thats like 110% normal... Fucking retar
anonymous (2012-01-13 08:23:32)
I had chickenpox when I was 16, lasted for 2 weeks and I had 40' fever for the whole 2 weeks...
moronsrus (2011-12-28 13:24:51)
Mike is funny as shit, but you guys are fucking stupid. I don't believe in CP parties but a lot of crunchy moms (hippy types) go to them, usually with other kids who are infected so their child gets CP early. CP can be very bad in older ages (shingle
Kurt Ketamean (2011-12-18 02:45:22)
It can be bad, way worse then when your older... I got it right around 5-6 i remember oatmeal baths and being told not to itch... few days and gone.
Leslie (2011-12-15 18:08:06)
(cont. 3) because chicken pox is herpes it never leaves your body. Every time I get a fever my eye flares up. Sorry for the long retort, but you should know your shit too. Other than that, funny site. And yes I have eye herpes (hahaha)
Leslie (2011-12-15 18:05:20)
(cont.) that's what shingles is! I got chicken pox when I was 4, and while I'm a freak case, it spread to my eye and almost completely blinded me. I've been on eye drops and meds my whole life and had a cornea transplant at 16 and now need ano
Leslie (2011-12-15 18:02:49)
Chicken pox is serious. They have a vaccination for it now which any normal parent would consider first. And most people don't know this, but it's a strain of the herpes virus. You really want to give your kid skin herpes? And it can come back....
Ironical (2011-12-11 17:42:20)
if you dont know were your talking about than dont.Chicken pox is a highly contagious sickness which is over in a quick period and can only be ontained once.If your a child and you obtain it, its not that hard to handle.later on it gets dangerous
.. (2011-12-10 14:58:04)
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vana (2011-12-09 14:43:53)
oh yeah good parenting she must wanna get her kids sick for attention or she wouldnt have an ad out for it wht a bitch
Andy123 (2011-12-05 11:52:45)
Holy shit she is fucking dumb. Who would want to give rhorr child chicken pocks or ahingles ... Dumb ass
Anon (2011-12-04 03:50:14)
Jen's a fucking idiot. I hope child services takes her kids away. It's called getting your shots you bimbo bitch. People like her disgust me.
mindandmatter (2011-11-22 17:27:16)
this whole website is fucking ace man, i loved the part "so how do we do this? should i sneeze and cough on ur kids or sumthing?" this guy is a genius seriously! luv it
Sam I am (2011-11-15 13:59:19)
When children get chicken pox young, it is a lot better than when they get them at later ages.
anonymous (2011-11-06 01:39:19)
Hey, can a stranger infect my kids with a disease that is basically herpes? Fucking idiots
anonymous (2011-09-14 15:13:21)
"I can throw in malaria for an extra $50" Hilarious, you go Mike!
DrWho (2011-08-28 10:01:53)
The vaccine doesn't provide immunity for nearly as long as the actual disease does - you need repeated boosters ($$$$$) throughout life if you take the shot, if you get the disease you only need to be exposed to the virus from time to time.
Doctor Fucker (2011-08-21 23:55:07)
"I also have pulmonary tuberculosis right now. I hope this won't be a problem." Hahhahaa it really cracked me up when I read this. Solid work Mike, congrats xD
Lilyy (2011-08-12 14:18:00)
Im from South Bend, and find this as no surprise. Small world, funny stuff.
JZ (2011-08-08 15:26:14)
...a sex offender!
JZ (2011-08-08 15:24:37)
Forget about the mom trying to expose her children to chicken pox. Is no one concerned that she was willing to bring her own children to the home of a strange adult man who responded to an online ad??? She did deserve this. She's lucky it wasn't
Why she posted it (2011-08-08 01:44:41)
As you get older chicken pox gets more and more dangerous, so lots of mother have "pox parties" to expose their children at a young age, to avoid complications when they are older. Google it if you dont believe me
Ken (2011-08-04 14:14:52)
LOL. What kind of idiot mother posts this to begin with!!?!!? She deserves this.
Really??! (2011-08-04 12:08:49)
I just can't believe that someone posted this ad. I can't. So this one was not that funny...
JonBej (2011-08-03 04:25:33)
"He got all sorts of whacky diseases when he was in Africa." Fucking best line in this one
Ben (2011-08-02 19:45:11)
I'm surprised he didn't propose to throw in a STD for a lil' extra ^^
anonymous (2011-08-01 13:01:52)
First response should have been: "Hi, I'm Mike, and I want to expose your kids."
anonymous (2011-07-25 19:01:21)
Hahahahahah she's telling Mike he needs proffesional help. God, what the hell is wrong with poeple these days.
jake (2011-07-24 01:28:03)
oh my god when i heard "Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." i laughed harder than i ever have reading one of these thingss
anonymous (2011-07-22 03:32:00)
Yea you can get checken pox more than once & yea vaccination is expensive but if ya can't aford it your local Health Dept offers low to no cost options....this lady deserved to be fucked with.This site kicks ass!
luls? (2011-07-20 03:27:42)
just take your kids to the doctor you cheap@$$ C*NT
Court (2011-07-19 00:41:46)
I live in South bend and now I'm insanely curious why this lady wanted her kids to get sick O_o
@ @legend (2011-07-18 04:49:20)
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@legend (2011-07-17 23:41:19)
Thank you. Thank you so much for quoting a sentence I just read 36 seconds ago. I almost forgot it but your quote kept it burning in my memory.
legend (2011-07-17 07:16:15)
You could brag about it to all the other mothers when they are going on about their sick kids - "*sigh* life is so hard with my husband at work, and my poor son has the flu." "Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it."
anonymous (2011-07-16 23:25:59)
@Alex I'm assuming she lives in America, and doesn't get them for free and can't afford to get shots for her kids. Shit's expensive. I honestly think she's a great mom for doing it.
Alex (2011-07-08 20:32:54)
Why the fuck didn't she just get them shots?
Co Cor (2011-07-05 05:24:09)
@CIMERAX: Is it ever a good idea to seek that kind of thing from a stranger on the internet? I think not.
Cimerax (2011-06-28 17:14:55)
@ALL THE PEOPLE THAT THINK SHE'S A BAD MOM FOR WANTING HER KIDS TO GET CHICKEN POX: It's always better for someone to get chicken pox when they're younger. As an adult, chicken pox can kill you. Being a viral disease, you probably won't ge
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Jane (2011-06-04 01:23:44)
The woman here needs help! There is a vaccine for chicken pox now. What a dumb bitch.
Awww =( (2011-05-28 07:47:18)
(continued)have aids? The gays get that a lot...is he one of those too?
Awww =( (2011-05-28 07:46:26)
"Melissa (2011-05-22 03:12:34) @The smart one, you CAN get chickenpox more than once. My brother has a very weak immune system and has had them, medically diagnosed, 3 times before he was about 25. So it IS possible." That's terrible, does he
Bro. (2011-05-27 08:11:28)
Frickin' laughed my ass off at that "my two kids have fucking MALARIA. Suck it."
Nerte (2011-05-25 14:14:06)
Mr. Asshole got it wrong with malaria, it doesn't work that way at all. He would have to mix blood to infect the kids I guess. And there's no point because you CAN get it again and again.
Ummmm.... (2011-05-23 06:01:44)
Hypocrite much bitch? He needs help but you're trying to get your kids sick for medical benefits......hrmmmm. I've decided you're a witch and should be burned at the stake.
Melissa (2011-05-22 03:12:34)
@The smart one, you CAN get chickenpox more than once. My brother has a very weak immune system and has had them, medically diagnosed, 3 times before he was about 25. So it IS possible.
anonymous (2011-04-21 11:48:39)
@Steph Chicken pox is more serious when you get older, so if you get it as a kid you get over it then, oppose to when it's worse when you're an adult.
StephPotter (2011-04-12 17:11:56)
Why the hell would someone want their kid to get chicken pox? Its possible to go your whole life without getting it. But still, that was maad funny. "Oh yeah? Well my kids have fucking malaria, suck it." XD
Jon Cake (2011-04-05 21:45:44)
@sherabfri: You're thinking of smallpox, which is not at all the same thing, but thanks for comin' out.
Ted Cunn (2011-04-02 12:38:51)
"Yeah, I can give your kids chicken pox, no problem - as long as you don't mind leaving them in my basement for several hours and me giving them AIDS as well."
Kat (2011-03-22 18:22:40)
Shingles is contagious if you touch the sores or body part of someone who has it. You can also get shingles again (Or that is what my doctor told me when I got it). I had it as a child and it wasn't that bad and it wasn't very terrible. Also, if y
Derek (2011-03-22 12:24:41)
I think I know how TB works, I have it (duh). LOLZ
Jesse (2011-03-22 09:44:03)
1. It is possible to get the chickenpox more then once, however it is rare because your body builds up an almost perfect defense against it. 2. Getting your kids chickenpox when they're young is NOT cruel, it's extremely beneficial, getting it
sherabfri (2011-03-22 03:59:44)
perhaps this person is from a community such as the American Native Indian, and still gets told stories by the Elders of these diseases completley wipping out whole communities....
anonymous (2011-03-21 23:03:33)
First off: This is hilarious Secondly: My mom did this to me, and it is by no means sadistic or cruel. Searching a person out on the internet is a little weird though. I just went to my neighbors for an hour when he got it.
Josh (2011-03-21 10:36:55)
@The (supposed) Smart One: I actually had chickenpox 3 times. Shows how smart you are. However, that woman needs help if she wants to WILLINGLY get her kids sick for the medical benefits, her kids should be taken away from her! Another who deserves t
Jeremy (2011-02-26 02:47:20)
Jenn, I think I know how TB works, I have it (duh).
Yellow (2011-02-25 14:48:41)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." Pure win.
The smart one (2011-02-23 23:29:46)
Roflcopter, Thats a complete lie you dumbass
Roflcopter (2011-02-21 19:34:42)
one of my buds had chicken pox when he was young and hes had it 6 -8 times... so its not true that u only get it once
Nicklaus (2011-02-18 01:14:45)
k made her think twice
Nicklaus (2011-02-18 01:12:27)
Don't know a lot about kids myself, but I just feel like it's one of the stupidest idea I ever read from a parent. Plus it's a bit sadistic, as I get it. "Come on kids, let's go get sick !! For your own good." Just hope your pran
h (2011-02-16 06:26:59)
ive had chicken pox and shingles as an adult and neither were too bad
izzyizz (2011-02-08 10:47:20)
shes looking for people online to give her kids diseases & she says he needs help??? anyone else see the flaw?
Teddy (2011-01-05 20:51:09)
1. This is VERY FUNNY. 2.It is common smarts that Once you get chicken pox, you can never get it again. It can be MUCH worse at an older age, so she would prefer her kids get it now,THEN, you know, DIE.
willy (2011-01-05 14:28:38)
totally expected this one to be making fun of "expose to my two kids"
Jordi (2010-12-15 17:01:18)
RESPECT
Ivory (2010-12-09 16:32:41)
Goddammit, the woman wanted her children to have the pox, because vaccines doesn't work for life, and they don't always even guarantee full protection during the effect time. PLUS, having chicken pox adult makes most men and women sterile. So lear
Wow (2010-12-03 13:30:29)
So do you bitch.... fucking trying to make your kids sick.... I know someone who is 75 and never caught either of the requested diseases (and no he is not a recluse).
carol (2010-12-02 23:34:06)
wtf. who WILLINGLY infects their kids with diseases?? this person is pyscho.
WoW (2010-11-30 13:47:16)
Mike, would you be willing to give my kids some black lung while you're at it. Maybe a little TB as well, that's great. haha wow, those kids won't reach their 9 birthday. Good luck kids, Psycho mother.
durr (2010-11-26 19:18:06)
you retarted americans having chicken pox at later stages in life can be compromising so she wants her children to have it now
@Erryn (2010-11-24 10:14:54)
Shingles isn't contagious, you can get chicken pox from someone with shingles though.
Jacob (2010-11-23 20:15:03)
We have a little thing in America called medicine Real World, ever heard of it? While you're busy treating diseases with blood lettings and leeches we're curing disease with science. Grow a brain and stop being so unhealthy.
Kelly (2010-11-15 17:58:46)
I don't really understand why she would purposely want to make her kids sick? why not get them the vaccine? thats what most normal people do...
Erryn (2010-11-15 11:23:54)
Yeah... She has no idea how shingles works obviously... Once you've had it you can get it for life.
ass (2010-11-05 14:03:06)
suck it
Peoplethesedays (2010-11-05 10:07:01)
For anyone who doubts it, I have seen this ad. She is a real person who wanted her kids to get sick, ive actually seen ads like this a few times before.
F4ce.l30ok (2010-10-14 01:40:51)
This l3!tch def. deserved this...
a (2010-10-12 05:25:42)
It is probably better for your kids to get that out of the way too
haha (2010-10-11 10:18:42)
Do I just sneeze on them hahahaha
Mason (2010-10-06 02:12:45)
This women is messed up, it wouldn't surprise me if later she made an ad stating that she wants to infect her teenage daughter with herpes since she's most likely going to get it anyway when she goes away to college.
Marissa (2010-09-28 01:03:22)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." Oh my god. You kill me!
anonymous (2010-09-26 17:35:51)
who the fuck goes on the internet to ask someone to give their kids a disease?
Heh... (2010-09-19 10:56:15)
I can't BELIEVE people don't realize that when someone acts like an idiotic and ignorant American, they are trolling you. I live in America, and it's really not that bad. Hey, there's a lot of fat-asses around, but people don't go ar
LOOOL (2010-09-19 01:17:20)
LMFAO The google ads right under the email made this even better. "Got Herpes? We do too!" AfterH.com
expert (2010-09-14 13:45:23)
"I think I know how TB works, I have it (duh)." LMAO
Dummys (2010-09-13 23:41:39)
You can have the chicken pox more than once if the first case wasn't bad... I had it 3 times! do ur research!
anonymous (2010-09-09 15:58:03)
Oh yea well my two kids have fucking malaria, suck it
lisa (2010-09-06 03:15:04)
some one call sps on this dumb ass. lmao!
anon (2010-08-31 14:21:52)
lol @ the shitty mother trying to expose her kids to a diseased stranger.
John (2010-08-25 20:09:03)
I've had malaria twice as a child in West Africa. It's actually very treatable, but many people aren't able to afford it.
Steph (2010-08-17 14:53:45)
How about the fact that exposing her children to chicken pox on purpose is a horrible idea. Not to mention writing an ad for it! There is a chicken pox vaccination, although efficacy is disputed.
Real World (2010-08-16 04:14:40)
...Anyway this shit is hilarous as usual :D
Real World (2010-08-16 04:03:09)
Hey dudes, I'm sorry if it sounds strange, but dou you know that there is another world outside the USA? In this world we don't use a fuckin' vaccine for such benign diseases. We don't want to get a resistant strain of chickenpox soon...
Why do you care? (2010-08-16 03:14:09)
Who wants to give their kids diseases? Maybe she hates her kids.
Layla (2010-08-09 18:40:11)
LMAO at the AIDS thing!!
Anonymous (2010-08-04 02:52:01)
You should've said that you had AIDS too, and would be willing to have sex with her children so they could get that over with too.
Uncle Sam (2010-07-30 11:20:58)
Fuck you buddy. What third world country do you live in? America is one of the smartest countries in the world i dare you to try to deny it. And for your information you're an asshole yourself. ZING. So go back to your shit hole country and read up on
Concerned (2010-07-30 04:15:35)
I cannot believe that not one of you stupid American assholes hasn't even considered the factthat you can have both of these diseases MORE THAN ONCE!? No, actually...I can believe that. Jesus Christ you're thick...
Samuel (2010-07-24 23:53:03)
@Echo once you've had chicken pox, you're immune to it. It's easiest to get them when you're younger, for some reason.
Echo (2010-07-23 06:45:11)
lol what fucking medical benifits are there for chicken pox?? the word POX should give it away you know. Chicken Pox, closely related to SMALL POX a disease that killed a bunch of indians like back when there were pilgrims and shit xD
bigpunkdrummer (2010-07-18 15:32:23)
as soon as I read "I only have like 10 minutes left on my plan until September, and I need those minutes for ordering pizza." I knew this would be gold
Chriiiis (2010-07-17 07:34:02)
'because i have it (duh).' lololololol
shitmypant (2010-07-14 02:41:44)
thanks, now I can't breath, cant see(tears) and peed myself,, Best laughs I've had in months
me (2010-07-11 03:13:04)
I actually have autism myself, and had to take double vaccinations as a child because of our damn government not accepting my british records.
hey (2010-07-08 22:22:43)
"*sigh* life is so hard with my husband at work, and my poor son has the flu." "Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." ahahahahah LMAO this mom is crazy though wtf? its called a vaccine
Nga (2010-06-30 02:50:53)
How ironic, this bitch is crazy. Wonder if her children are struck deaf and blind by some stranger's chicken pox. If she wanted to give her kids the herpes virus that much she should just fuck 'em. x.x
DonRaggo (2010-06-29 21:43:06)
@sidesplit = fuckin' A son, let Mother Nature or at least God take it's course....
Nicole (2010-06-28 10:21:33)
Dear EBINfi, Fuck you.
sidesplit (2010-06-28 08:22:27)
LMAO! Well done! Can't stand smug 'momma bears' who think they're Gaia incarnate or something!
EBINfi (2010-06-24 20:59:46)
I was surprised how well she handled it. Pretty impressive for a woman.
anonymous (2010-06-24 20:16:46)
Even with a vaccine i still got the pox, so fuck it they dont really help anyway. And even so, i bet the mom is just one of those crunchy types who believes that vaccines = autism
pez (2010-06-22 14:24:43)
Vaccine-autism "link" rumor is entirely based on the work of Wakefield, now discredited and accused of fraud. And in the pay of attorneys hoping to sue vaccine companies.
freak (2010-06-18 04:07:07)
Susy, on the vaccines. I think the issue has been about the combined vaccines like MMR. There is suspicion that they do cause autism in some cases while people who had separate vaccines don't tend to have such levels of autism. The thing is that there
anon (2010-06-16 14:58:01)
lol @ the dumb cunt of a mother
BobJohnSmith (2010-06-11 03:12:18)
You have problems, Mike. Seek professional help immediately. - The Lady Buying Chicken Pox
PernRider (2010-06-03 04:43:30)
Wow on a few levels! Posting for diseases?! But actually, my mom gave my bro my chicken pox as kids, since he was already ten when I had it, and he was the last of 4 to catch it. And my oldest got a mild outbreak after getting the varicella vaccine @ 1 yo
Burt (2010-05-31 02:32:29)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." Lmfao
PrincessBrittany (2010-05-18 02:31:29)
Wow. Just Wow. This Was EPIC. Roflmao.
Bram (2010-05-16 19:58:15)
How do we do this? Do I just sneeze and cough on your kids or something? ROFL
@ Some Random Guy (2010-05-12 23:12:50)
...allergens. So yeah, the kids could be allergic to the fucking vaccine. Trying to sound smart by using the word attenuated doesn't actually make you so, unfortunately.
@ Some Random Guy (2010-05-12 23:09:20)
There's more than just attenuated virus in vaccines. People who are allergic to egg products, for example, can't have most vaccines. In addition, chicken pox vaccines contain, among other things, MSG and neomycin, both of which are potential all
Some random guy (2010-05-10 02:26:30)
To the guy who said the kids might be allergic to the vaccine. If they were allergic to the vaccine, they'd be allergic to the fucking chickenpox. It might be an attenuated form of the virus, but the antibody involved in allergic reactions might react
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Knee-pain t-pain (2010-05-05 11:41:46)
I also thought that ad posted by a troll, it turned out real. lol, I didn't know people buy diseases. hey I have knee pain, do you want to get it?
Rokkross (2010-05-04 22:27:14)
Oh my god this was so funny! At first when I saw the ad, I seriously thought that this was going to end with two trolls battling it out. Guess the bitch was serious though. LOL!
Stever (2010-04-29 10:17:56)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." - Freaking hillarious!
NinjaTurtlCawa (2010-04-26 01:27:16)
"The Vaccine War" advertisement was above the comment section when I read this. IMMD!
headdesk (2010-04-23 05:45:02)
Are you all this retarded? Have any of you shitheads maybe considered they may be allergic to the vaccines? The mom wants them to get it so they don't have to deal with it later in life.
LOVES IT (2010-04-22 12:43:17)
LLLOOOLLLL this one makes me laugh so much "suck it." hahahahhaha
fartface (2010-04-15 16:42:11)
that fucking mother needs professional help
willa (2010-04-09 04:46:24)
"I think I know how TB works, I have it (duh)." LOL duh!!
blowme (2010-04-05 10:09:32)
oh, hey i have herpies and aids if you want some of that too...
Holly (2010-04-01 01:16:36)
Oh wow. What kind of idiot would post this ad in the first place ?!
SarahJeanne (2010-03-24 04:45:16)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." EPIC
Laluzi (2010-03-23 15:23:00)
ROLF!! In defense of the mother, the Varicella vaccine has been known to cause shingles in young children. There was an outbreak of shingles at an elementary school in my area. I did not vaccinate my child for chicken pox (the flu vaccines are the on
George (2010-03-22 13:04:15)
hahahahaha
George (2010-03-22 13:03:46)
"You could brag about it to all the other mothers when they are going on about their sick kids - "*sigh* life is so hard with my husband at work, and my poor son has the flu." "Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it."
Trey Parker (2010-03-14 17:22:50)
We can only hope her children retaliate by hiring a hooker with herpes to use their mother's toothbrush and feminine hygiene products.
Susy (2010-03-12 20:24:15)
I hate these fucking anti-vaccine moms. "Vaccines are DANGEROUS. Jenny McCarthy says they cause AUTISM." Forget all those scientists with degrees n controlled studies n stuff... A Playmate of the Year who wants to use your fear to sell her book
plague (2010-03-02 07:22:20)
i love the south park episode when they do that. and "You have problems, Mike. Seek professional help immediately" was an amazing response oh and to all you who think this woman is a sadist for wanting to get her kids sick with chicken pox bec
Cam (2010-02-26 14:33:38)
Does anyone else see the irony here? haha
... (2010-02-18 01:38:20)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." haha ultimate win
sammyjankis (2010-02-17 23:24:13)
There are parents who host parties and play dates with other kids with chicken pox so they can get it early. They don't want a vaccine because they think is dangerous. It's actually pretty common, as a kid it goes away after a week or two. So it&#
dorkofus (2010-02-16 16:24:31)
malaria ain't contagious bitches !!!
ISE (2010-02-16 00:58:01)
actually shingles is a resurgence of the chicken pox virus after you've had it. I should know, I've had it. and chicken pox is usually worse as an adult, so this crazy woman just wants her kids to become immune..
Mrissa (2010-02-16 00:25:03)
Seems like this mom is a little off her rocker.. intentionally exposing your children to illnesses for MEDICAL BENEFITS?!
Whatev (2010-02-13 02:36:08)
Dude bitch is dumb there is a vaccine for chicken pox and shingles. Why make your kids go through that when you can just stick them with a needle, no muss no fuss
Kim (2010-02-12 01:03:12)
WTF @ the mom's ad?
joe (2010-02-11 11:09:25)
lol fuck i live right by South Bend, genius.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE (2010-02-11 02:41:16)
i r teh awesome
LMAO (2010-02-10 14:59:49)
You'll be the most talked about mother in your neighborhood. You could brag about it to all the other mothers when they are going on about their sick kids - "*sigh* life is so hard with my husband at work, and my poor son has the flu." "
Thank you... (2010-02-06 14:31:33)
"The people on here who think the chicken pox vaccine is "harmless" are naive and gullible. Turn off the tv and read a book for a change. You obviously have NO ideal what you are talking about." Don't have a TV. Vaccinated my kids
deez (2010-02-02 10:42:06)
haha .. duh
tired (2010-01-29 11:52:12)
i should have gone to sleep hours ago...i have work in less than an hour but this site is way too addictive! 'so how does this work, do i cough or sneeze on your kids' hahahahahaha fantastic!
@Nick (2010-01-22 04:39:35)
So is your mom.
John (2010-01-21 15:02:37)
i am a mediccal asistnt and i kno what sihngles is its like chicknpocks but if u dont get it erly than u het singles a litle later
LIGHTPIE7 (2010-01-10 01:39:37)
I have a friend who lived in South Bend before moving here... It's a good thing she moved, though, because apparently Chicken Pox is spreading throughout the entire neighborhood...
anon (2010-01-05 03:23:04)
What is shingles? Shingles, or herpes zoster, is a common illness that strikes about 1 million Americans each year, about half of whom are 60 years of age and older. Shingles is caused by the varicella-zoster virus, the same virus that causes chickenpo
Sarah (2010-01-05 00:25:27)
The person above me is retarded
Marc (2010-01-04 11:47:54)
Yeah, no....Shingles is what happens when the chickenpox virus REACTIVATES in your body when your older. you can ONLY get shingles if you've had chicken pox, (had it). If you get chickenpox when your older, instead of nice lil bumps, you get the equ
WPG (2009-12-31 02:01:51)
For those of you who don't know, being exposed to chickenpox means you won't get shingles later in life, which is worse. It's actually a recognized thing, people exposing their kids to chickenpox on purpose, not just some whack job mom who nee
kelseyy (2009-12-29 03:41:22)
brilliant..your entire site i love it
anonymous (2009-12-27 01:05:46)
actually you can, same virus
anonymous (2009-12-27 01:02:11)
you can't get chickenpox from someone with shingles
nick (2009-12-25 19:33:03)
the person below me is retarded
InfranGilis (2009-12-09 09:23:28)
"You have problems, Mike. Seek professional help immediately. " Says the mom trying to get her children sick for the medical benefits... Mike, you should have went brutal with this one!
daevablacc (2009-12-06 23:37:58)
Yeah Dave, but those stand for Tea Bagging.
Dave (2009-12-04 08:59:23)
Thanks Steph for setting us strait, but don't parents also have TB parties too ?
Steph (2009-12-02 12:22:56)
For all of you who are incapable of understanding why she'd want to get her kids sick: People expose their kids to chicken pox when they're younger so that they don't get it as an adult. Parents have "chicken pox parties" with their ki
botox (2009-11-29 03:39:21)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." EPIC LOL
;] (2009-11-29 02:40:47)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." hahaha fuckin love it!<3
alexf506 (2009-11-28 20:59:06)
Very nice site!
BitchVV (2009-11-26 03:09:52)
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Chuck (2009-11-25 17:02:12)
"Do I just sneeze on your kids or something?"
raoul duke (2009-11-19 16:36:31)
yeah this morgizzle sounds like a real modern day cum fart cocktail
Pube salбd (2009-11-19 12:25:23)
Yea fuck u morgizzle u fuckin cunt ur the load ur mom shouldve swallowed
BitchVV (2009-11-18 00:01:37)
Fuck u morgizzle this guys the man so fucking funny
morgizzle(: (2009-11-16 22:32:54)
honestly,i think this guy is fucked up beyond belief.i agree with jenn,seek professional help man.
anonymous (2009-11-15 01:01:14)
This is so South Park :')
Sam (2009-11-13 14:20:32)
Does she know they have a vaccine for chicken pox now?
MyNameIsChristy (2009-11-11 14:11:13)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." HA! I love this website.
Forphucsake (2009-11-10 11:36:47)
lmao that bitch needs help, lets just place an ad for strangers to meet my kids :S
Tito (2009-11-09 21:50:04)
Like ive read a couple of this guy's shit, and all i can say is.. WOW what a fucking dick, lmfao but i have to say, he is without a doubt my new hero.
Cody (2009-11-09 01:23:49)
anonymous (2009-11-03 21:07:35) The chickenpox vaccine isn't as effective as the disease itself, and carries an increased risk of waning immunity decades down the road, thereby increasing risk of shingles, which is incredibly painful. Actually shi
bhahaha (2009-11-08 21:19:46)
this woman has some weird logical thinking going on. she deserved to be harassed. lol
Me...Duh (2009-11-06 11:31:35)
Jenn sounds like such a wonderful mother. Someone needs to give that bitch TB, Malaria, chlamydia, Aids, Swine Flu, Herpes, Scabies, Crabs, Gonorrhea and fucking head lice.... what a dumbass poor excuse for a mother.
Me...Duh (2009-11-06 11:31:32)
Jenn sounds like such a wonderful mother. Someone needs to give that bitch TB, Malaria, chlamydia, Aids, Swine Flu, Herpes, Scabies, Crabs, Gonorrhea and fucking head lice.... what a dumbass poor excuse for a mother.
TheDood (2009-11-06 02:38:06)
lawl jenn
LOL (2009-11-04 21:07:21)
Seek professional help immediately. - The mom who wants to get her kids sick xDD
anonymous (2009-11-03 21:07:35)
The chickenpox vaccine isn't as effective as the disease itself, and carries an increased risk of waning immunity decades down the road, thereby increasing risk of shingles, which is incredibly painful.
Huh? (2009-11-03 17:55:49)
What the hell kinda mom would deliberately try to get her kids sick? that's weird. She deserved to be fucked with.
Gabb (2009-11-02 23:32:17)
Oh god. hilarious.
LOL (2009-11-01 21:33:03)
medical benefits
Tyrone Jackson (2009-10-29 16:08:10)
Yo dawg, stop fuckin with my man mike, aight? Hes no fagget like yourself, so suck my big black junk
ROFLsberger (2009-10-26 01:39:57)
just reading the original ad made me laugh
Ashes (2009-10-25 23:03:33)
Aw. Phone spazzed, posted too early. Anyway. Mike=amazing,, mother=mentally insane.
Ashes (2009-10-25 22:59:22)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." Epiic winn. That mother's sick in the head. Normal people don't go around and say "Uhh..yeahh, I'm too retarded to know about vaccines, so do you wanna help me out by ge
Laugher (2009-10-22 14:31:48)
It's cheaper then Chickpox vaccination. This USE to be the way it was done before the Vaccine was available. Look up "Chick Pox Parties" it use to be popular.
wtf (2009-10-21 23:50:46)
thats the kind of mom that will get depressed and kill her kids. what a bitch who would get there kids purposefully sick godddamn
Ricardo (2009-10-20 02:55:37)
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO: Obama (2009-09-18 13:04:53) This is how everyone will deal with disease after my health care plane is implemented. This post is the future of medicine! Peace out bitches. ACORN in tha' motha' fuckin' house!!!
fuck (2009-10-19 14:39:36)
this page is full of the stupidest shit i've ever heard, and i won't ever reply to a guy named mike lol
Justin (2009-10-16 12:13:28)
I'm an microbiological epidemiologist, and a medical student, and I'd just like to say that Aaron, the "registered nurse" is clearly a moron.
joe (2009-10-12 20:33:24)
Do I just sneeze and cough on your kids or something? lol
LaceyLushFace (2009-10-12 01:38:54)
Hahahahaha, I can't stop giggling. Now, I must run around and tell everyone "Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." I don't even have kids, but that it my new comeback for any insult that comes my way.
Gage (2009-10-09 20:23:44)
"Pepper in the phrase 'suck it', very effective"
carniver (2009-10-09 18:04:25)
Oh man, you almost got out-crazed by this poster. Getting kids infected with chicken pox to make them immune to it, will make them prone to shingles for the rest of their lives. The proper way is to get a vaccine, which makes them immune to both for their
Aaron (2009-10-08 21:25:25)
I'm a Registered Nurse, and without debating this: Jenn (the mother) is completely accurate, intelligent on her decision, and has a solid scientific basis for her decision. This isn't a discussion regarding antivaccination philosophy, and it's
isaiah (2009-10-08 17:20:44)
SUCK IT!!! lol
matt (2009-10-05 17:44:18)
The funniest thing about this is, usually you're the only "crazy person" in the e-mail thread--this time it looks like there's two.
Eric (2009-10-05 17:33:34)
This ladys an idiot as others are saying nobody infects their anymore theres a vaccine they get regualrly, and shingles is not the same as chicken pox shingles is incredibly painful and potetially deadly
xenasculee (2009-10-04 13:24:50)
does this lady not know about the chicken pox vaccine? an who the hell gets shingles anymore? apparently she never saw that episode of southpark...
POOPSTAINS! (2009-10-03 15:11:56)
Oh my GOD I just re-read this post and shit myself all over again. Mmmmm guess it poopsoup for lunch today!
mike Sick (2009-10-03 15:07:26)
You are right, I was thinking of Ghonaherpesyphilaids. Sorry..
Mandy (2009-10-01 16:17:53)
Well, im a big whore.. and can give u guys pretty much any STDs that u want. So feel free to contact me.
Number One!! (2009-10-01 13:03:45)
First Post!!!
akkat (2009-09-29 12:52:35)
This is by far the best one yet. Who posts an ad to expose their kids to chicken pox. Most kids get it before they go to school anyway. I doubt the internet is the proper place to look for someone to infect your kids...try the hospital
mph (2009-09-29 11:40:14)
mike sick- people w/ zoster can shed the virus (which is the same virus that causes chicken pox) from their lesions when they are ill. thus, folks who have never had chicken pox CAN have their first exposure to this virus through contact w/ people w/ acti
Derb (2009-09-29 09:48:11)
A Pulitzer nomination, I second that... a mother that is looking for a contagious disease for her kids thinks you need help? She should get back in front of the TV, there is a new Sham Wow coming out.
excerptXprt (2009-09-28 06:40:03)
"You can have my couch if you are still looking for one. " Ha HA HA HAAAA!!! Classic line. Didn't need to read no farther.
Sarahcs (2009-09-27 17:03:29)
"seek professional help immediately" YESS
hey yo (2009-09-27 13:58:07)
can you make another one please?
Jazzy (2009-09-27 13:53:33)
@nignugnig: your comments were deleted most likely because they were racist. duh. are you that much of a fucking moron? no one likes loudly out spoken racists. your comments were innapropriate and ppl like you is why todays society will never change.
Jazzy (2009-09-27 13:39:12)
i bet that at least ten ppl who comment here regularily have read a large number of real books. how about you go outside and look around. no one is going to change for anyone but themselves. just accept the stupidity and comedy of it all.
Jazzy (2009-09-27 13:36:20)
@R: i agree, a few of the people who comment here are idiots. but what you dont u?derstand is that is todays american society. ignore the morons. and the cpv is safe. ive heard from enough doctors, websites, and books. not everyone is tv/web obsessed. i b
anonymous (2009-09-27 02:41:17)
I LOVE THIS SIGHT -- X-ray vision
wrc (2009-09-26 13:16:48)
duncan is full of win.
schlomo (2009-09-26 11:55:47)
To the guy who writes these emails: You deserve a Pulitzer Prize. I think it's a true service to mankind to make people laugh. I bet even Jesus laughs at your stuff.
ssdd (2009-09-26 11:52:38)
just when i think you can't get funnier...you do
Binda (2009-09-26 00:45:12)
These days it's better to immunise against chicken pox rather than to let the kids contract it. I wish I had of immumised my kids. It's not always as mild for some children as it is for others.
wormhole (2009-09-25 12:10:52)
POOPSTAINS I can relate. Just the other day I was trying on a new suit and completely lost it. I became "excited" and was asked to leave....
Ignorant morons (2009-09-25 03:18:43)
All of you. Get off the internet and go educate yourselves.
SHUT THE FUCK UP (2009-09-25 02:19:43)
SHUT THE FUCK ANON NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
anon (2009-09-25 01:15:05)
chicken pox and other virus' is that chicken pox, while relatively harmless when contracted at a young age, proves deadly to adults. There is nothing wrong with what this woman is trying to do.
anon (2009-09-25 01:14:11)
You people do realize that vaccines are just controlled samples of a particular virus? So what this woman is trying to do and vaccines are two means to the same end-exposing her children to the virus so they develop immunities. The only difference between
anonymous (2009-09-25 00:27:37)
and your one of them
Poor John (2009-09-24 12:46:06)
I sometimes wonder if the owner of this site gets depressed when he reads all the retarded comments and thinks "so that's my audience, a bunch of kids and retards?".
POOPSTAINS (2009-09-24 09:23:14)
I juyst completely ruined my pants and chair at work. I just shit all over myself and it is just sliding down my legs./ that was so funny i have never lauighed so hard i shit myself! wow. the warm sensation of laughin and pooping at same time
mike Sick (2009-09-23 21:34:52)
have 3 children living with us that have never had the chicken pox or the vaccine. Get your facts straight!
mike Sick (2009-09-23 21:34:09)
@MPH - You CANNOT get chicken pox from someone who has Shingles! Shingles is not a contagious disease, it is a virus that lives in your nervous system. I know this for sure because I've had shingles and my grandmother just got over shingles...and we
mph (2009-09-23 17:50:46)
and mike sick, you can get chicken pox from someone with shingles. you just can't get shingles if you've never had chicken pox.
mph (2009-09-23 17:49:15)
fyi- malaria isn't communicable person-to-person. you need a mosquito...
Patrice (2009-09-23 16:48:01)
WHERE DAT EGG?!
me (2009-09-23 15:46:45)
THE 1st FEW WERE FUNNY, THE REST ARE CRAP. GET NEW MATERIAL
Mick Sick (2009-09-23 15:15:14)
You can "catch" shingles. You can only get it if you have had chicken pox. What a stupid bitch!
anonymous (2009-09-23 12:08:50)
$50 for malaria... that's a win. I guess it's a good thing he didn't offer herpes or something. bwaahah
LOL @ Schlomo :( (2009-09-23 11:58:24)
This woman is crazy anyway - taking her kids to a strangers house? Umm... child safety fail.
anonymous (2009-09-23 11:52:22)
Oh god, here we go with the anti-vaccine tirade. F*ck off you over sensitive mothers, NOBODY LIKES YOU. AT ALL. Especially when you're out in public with your ugly snot-nosed kids, then, we not only dislike you, we actually DESPISE YOU. Moving o
Replied (2009-09-23 10:02:34)
Just found this website and read all the emails... hilarious! But can the FAQ explain the Duncan thing? Seems like some hidden cult knowledge on this site.
Shepy (2009-09-23 08:02:17)
Oh man, you missed an opportunity there. "Looking for someone with chicken pox or shingles to expose to my two children." I dont have chicken pox, but i do have a slight cold. Would it still be ok for me to come and expose myself to your tw
shellshockedx retard (2009-09-23 06:41:07)
Read the previous comments you dumb fuck.
shellshockedx (2009-09-23 05:00:02)
why is she trying to expose her children to diseases?
Mike (2009-09-22 23:42:19)
Pure genius. Don't stop!
Patrick Bateman (2009-09-22 23:13:58)
@ Amy - If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.
anonymous (2009-09-22 19:43:11)
Children who get the chickenpox at an early age are less likely to develop shingles later on in life. Exposing yourself to germs or disease can be very beneficial to your health, even though that sounds backwards.
@ deleto (2009-09-22 15:33:26)
Because your posts fucking suck, dude.
deleto (2009-09-22 15:32:34)
why are all my posts being deleted
schlomo (2009-09-22 15:13:15)
This one is awesome. It took my mind off that bitch of a sister of mine who bought me a size 3X sweatshirt when I wear a medium. I took it back and they would only give me $2.37. Which is what her highness paid.
Geezus (2009-09-22 14:33:02)
Vaccines are very dangerous for your health! This woman is sane, and you all are ignorant fucks. Try having kids, then we'll all tell you how to raise them. See if you like it.
Brookdale (2009-09-22 14:19:41)
Seriously though, if the woman who posted this ad is reading this, you are a complete waterhead and should look for the first sain person you can find to raise your kids...thats if you haven'talready fucked them up.
jim crow (2009-09-22 11:49:59)
im a cracked out ghetto ape full of disease.
Beat My Meat (2009-09-22 11:13:39)
People who don't believe in vaccines should be killed.
Wow Amy (2009-09-22 10:59:18)
Amy, I'm surprised your pimp let you use the internet. Get back on the street corner and make more money so he can buy more now n' later gators.
Taylor (2009-09-22 09:28:25)
Isn't it great when some conspiracy nut comes on a message board, and acts as if every one else is crazy? R, we are not the ones that need an education, you do. Vaccines are not meant to do you any harm. Lay off the conspiracy web sites.
Gah (2009-09-22 03:52:23)
Then I'm gonna hit refresh on the stupidest ones and see them go on the top rated list. Moron.
R (2009-09-22 00:15:31)
The ignorance in these comments is a bit amusing. The people on here who think the chicken pox vaccine is "harmless" are naive and gullible. Turn off the tv and read a book for a change. You obviously have NO ideal what you are talking about.
Antiantivax (2009-09-22 00:00:51)
Oh joy, another antivax mom. This is what they do to 'vaccinate' their kids
ballsballsballs (2009-09-21 22:26:52)
this is funny because the crazy woman wants to infect her kids with chicken pox but he told her they would also get tuberculosis which is a much more serious disease.
the eliminator (2009-09-21 20:35:21)
no i go round to his house and tell him which ones are funny
@Gah? (2009-09-21 20:25:55)
Maybe it's the ones with the most page hits? Moron.
cg (2009-09-21 17:05:49)
You are so funny. I love your emails.
anonymous (2009-09-21 14:06:54)
I find this one very disappointing. He could have made this absolutely hilarious given the original add, but he just kept it at a giggling level. =/ And I've heard that even after getting the vaccine there is still potential to get the virus. I th
Gah? (2009-09-21 10:08:55)
What is "top rated" about? I don't see a rating feature anywhere. Who rates these exchanges and how?
anonymous (2009-09-21 09:37:19)
Any chance you could add an RSS feed for the articles?
Brian (2009-09-21 09:33:07)
Malaria? You realize that requires a mosquito for half of its life cycle.
Lopez (2009-09-21 07:59:33)
Muito bom mesmo.
Amy (2009-09-21 06:48:48)
Hi I'm Amy. Im a stuckup bitch that hates the world. And I cant spel rite. I need to go back to the kitchen and bake a cake
Disappointed (2009-09-21 04:29:42)
I just reread the early emails. Man! They were much funnier. This site has gone downhill FAST!
Dun​can (2009-09-21 02:09:52)
Lol Amy, you say we are retarded, but instead you spelt site "sight" and retarded "retarted." And people think I'm stupid.
Amy (2009-09-21 01:37:18)
i dont apreciate everyone pretending to be me. this sight should be takin down cause it serves no purpose. this sight is retarted.
e.wareheim (2009-09-20 13:13:59)
minnmann don't read them then dummy
MinnMan (2009-09-20 10:12:27)
Mike - take the Comments section off the site, for the love of God. I can only see the term "LOL" so many times in one day.
Dun​can (2009-09-20 07:32:20)
LOL, she wanted chicken pox and shingles for her kids but instead you offered her tuberculosis.
hairy dick shaft (2009-09-20 00:50:50)
i want more emails about killing animals.
anonymous (2009-09-20 00:16:50)
1st
Natural Born (2009-09-20 00:09:00)
I love it.
Sterilize Yourself (2009-09-19 18:20:36)
Has this bitch ever heard of vaccines?
david pershica (2009-09-19 17:00:45)
wow, she should be mother of the year!!!! LOL is what she wants to do even legal? I personally, would have offered to throw in crabs, and lice...
RSS feed (2009-09-19 15:05:26)
RSS, you dumb fuck
Is this old stuff? (2009-09-19 12:13:26)
For crying out loud, he says he has 10 minutes left until SEPTEMBER and this was posted on the 18th of September.
Jenn's sister, Barb (2009-09-19 11:49:42)
I agree with Jenn: You have problems, Mike. Seek professional help immediately.
Question (2009-09-19 10:12:53)
Why do you delete all the duncan and duncan clones?? They liven up the comments.
Jazzy (2009-09-19 10:12:39)
*first
Jazzy again (2009-09-19 10:10:40)
And where the hell is Duncan?? this is my firat time posting to you, Duncan, but im def a fan of yours. :D
Jazzy (2009-09-19 10:07:22)
cute. couldve been funnier. the malaria was the best part. what people dont understand is that exposing your kids to chicken pox doesnt always work. i didnt have the vaccine and my two lil bros had it for a grand total of three weeks. i never got it.
RMR (2009-09-19 09:49:18)
"i can throw in malaria for another $50" - gold!
-jj (2009-09-19 09:37:12)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE !!! ... use Duncan's name as an alias/accomplice. i think many of us would love that subtlety!
Cryo (2009-09-19 09:21:55)
You should have said phone sex instead of pizza. Nevertheless lol.
jj (2009-09-19 09:19:42)
ill donate someday, until then /me clicks on ads franticly
jj (2009-09-19 09:18:00)
51st! woot! (fail) i love this shit. and for all you fake-proclaimers? a) WHO CARES? i laugh! and b)i truely beLIEve the only "fakeness" are the duncan't hater/posters. also stop with the rss requests you all sux! again, much love i ill donat
... (2009-09-19 07:09:15)
Is it me you're looking for?
TheHell (2009-09-19 06:44:28)
Apparently you can't post links in comments? Anyways look up pox party on wikipedia This is a legitimate means of infecting children with chicken pox so they develop an immunity
Doc Tor (2009-09-19 06:41:29)
posing children to chicken pox so that they develop immunities prior to the development of the varicella vaccine in 1995; even now some consider them to be safer than vaccines.
testing (2009-09-19 06:37:57)
how do comments work
jesus (2009-09-19 01:18:42)
I have it (duh)
Someone (2009-09-19 00:50:18)
WTF Has this woman never heard of the term Vaccine? This ad is ridiculous. I feel bad for those kids.
anonymous (2009-09-18 22:44:21)
you should link to the original ads
Jane (2009-09-18 19:21:50)
I laughed so hard!
wakawakawaka (2009-09-18 18:43:58)
At first I thought you were the one who made the ad.. because.. seriously? "Looking for someone with chicken pox or shingles to expose to my two children. If you are still contagious and want to help, email or call ***-***-*****." So what, you jus
Malcoon X (2009-09-18 18:23:08)
Crazy white people
Fuck that cunt Amy (2009-09-18 17:57:56)
Hey is this the same Amy from the Deer hunt post. If it is FUCKYOU you stupid cunt hole
Doglover (2009-09-18 17:51:32)
I gave my dog Herpes
alli (2009-09-18 17:18:21)
LMAOOOO: Kayneze (2009-09-18 14:43:19) Yo commenters, ima let you finish these comments in a minute, but kittens for my tiger was one of the best emails of all time. OF ALL TIME!
cracker/honkey (2009-09-18 17:02:23)
white people carries all types of diseases...
Shane (2009-09-18 16:46:03)
Dear Amy, Please learn how to spell. Sincerely, Your first grade teacher.
Amy (2009-09-18 16:38:37)
stoopid
Shane (2009-09-18 16:34:59)
Where is Duncan... I need Duncan to help me interpret this! lol
moar (2009-09-18 15:55:20)
moar. moar nao. love you.
anonymous (2009-09-18 15:12:46)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." - Fucking awesome
Sherry (2009-09-18 14:54:25)
"Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." I love you.
Kayneze (2009-09-18 14:43:19)
Yo commenters, ima let you finish these comments in a minute, but kittens for my tiger was one of the best emails of all time. OF ALL TIME!
lilvanilla (2009-09-18 14:33:02)
for real wut kind of mother WANTS to get her kids sick..but u have to love Mikes responses..he just too much
juice (2009-09-18 14:06:35)
Love it! "Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." Genius.
bone (2009-09-18 13:42:17)
Should've upped the ante by dropping HIV and Herpes
Obama (2009-09-18 13:04:53)
This is how everyone will deal with disease after my health care plane is implemented. This post is the future of medicine! Peace out bitches. ACORN in tha' motha' fuckin' house!!!
Ken (2009-09-18 13:02:08)
LoL, Please S my D
Ace (2009-09-18 12:36:12)
Maybe she should get a rabbied dog to give her kids rabbies... just to get it out of the way. what a douche.
Dirty Pirate (2009-09-18 12:31:23)
yargh, I'll give her the scurvy.
BigNutzRswallen (2009-09-18 11:51:43)
Jenn i have Genital Herpes if you like i can expose my STD to your two children at no Cost let me know where we can meet.
paige (2009-09-18 11:41:57)
hahahahaha fuck yes that's great.
herhog (2009-09-18 11:34:48)
I have to say I wait for every new entry... I love this site. I even exposed my children to this site. (not to worry they are over 25)
Rainbow (2009-09-18 11:31:10)
I have a flesh eating bacterial infection and leprosy - I would throw these in for nothing
more emails! (2009-09-18 10:54:21)
i was hoping this would have been better considering what the ad was about, this was the best fodder you could probably have gotten lol
AJ (2009-09-18 10:53:44)
She WANTS to get her kids sick? What a dumbass. Someone should give her aids.
Me (2009-09-18 10:28:26)
Who the hell wants to have their kids sick? Get the chicken pox vaccine you dumb whore...its very rare but getting chicken pox could be deadly. while the vaccine is harmless.
Clueless (2009-09-18 10:12:55)
Does this lady know there is a vaccine for Chicken Pox?... was she born in 1645?
pixxistiks (2009-09-18 10:00:08)
what a giant cuntbag. i have a kid. its awful seeing him sick.who wants their kids to be sick on purpose??
jaywho (2009-09-18 09:53:32)
"If you want, I can throw in Malaria for an extra $50" Way to upsell!
Frank (2009-09-18 09:47:58)
This lady really needs to have her fucking head examined.
L. Renee (2009-09-18 09:42:38)
OMFG!! LOL!! I just found this site while browsing thrillist.com and I have just found my new way to spend my work day. Please don't ever stop!!!
RedHead (2009-09-18 09:41:57)
You should have offered Aids by charing a needle with an infected junkie.
Brian (2009-09-18 09:37:11)
good work
rollaj (2009-09-18 09:36:11)
once again, your awesome, thanks for starting my day off with a laugh....
Frank (2009-09-18 09:34:26)
Shingles hurt.
anonymous (2009-09-18 09:31:22)
this is sick & as usual... brilliant! thanks!
doug (2009-09-18 09:28:32)
pretty funny...wtf is that woman's deal??wanting her kids to get sick...best part "Seek professional help immediately
... (2009-09-18 09:26:58)
hello?
Dirk (2009-09-18 09:26:56)
Disease and Sickness
MOJOMAGIC (2009-09-18 09:24:20)
Who exposes their kids to strangsr's diseases? Maybe she needs professional help! LOL

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