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Barely Legal Little League
Posted at: 2009-11-25 02:31:59
Original ad:
We are a little league team looking for a sponsor for the upcoming season. Email if you are interested in helping out. Thanks!
From Me to ********@***********.org

Good afternoon,

I came across your ad looking for a sponsor for your little league team. I am interested if you still need one. Let me know, and we can discuss the details.

Thanks,
Mike

From Joe ********* to Me:

Hey Mike,
My name is Joe. I have been the coach of this team and greatly appreciate the offer. We still do need a sponsor and I would like to hear what you have to offer. The league will not start up again until mid-April so we will have some time. Let me know what you were thinking for sponsorship, you can email or call me anytime at (***)***-****
Thanks,
Joe

From Me to Joe *********:

Joe,

I am glad to hear you are still interested. I would like to have my company name on your team's uniform and fence sign. How much would it cost to do this?

Mike

From Joe ********* to Me:

Hi Mike,
The cost to fully sponsor our team would be $800. It would cover ordering the jerseys and equipment. At the end of the season you will be recognized at our ceremony and will receive a framed photo of the team and your own uniform. What is your company's name and do you have a website?
Thanks,
Joe

From Me to Joe *********:

That sounds reasonable Joe. I am the founder of an adult film company called BarelyLegalSuperSluts. We specialize in 18+ amateur pornography and I would like to get our name out there. We plan on lanuching our site around April, so I think the timing would be perfect with your league. I can forward you our logo and we will discuss designs for the uniforms.

Mike

From Joe ********* to Me:

Mike,
Do you realize this sponsorship is for a little league team?
Joe

From Me to Joe *********:

Yes, you told me that. I think it is great that I'll be able to help kids enjoy America's greatest pastime.

From Joe ********* to Me:

and you honestly expect a bunch of kids to be sporting a jersey that says Barely Legal Super Sluts?

From Me to Joe *********:

Is it too long to fit on the jersey? We could just call them the Super Sluts for short as long as the sign on the field included the link to our website.

From Joe ********* to Me:

No that isn't the problem. This team is for kids and we can't have them wearing shirts that say Super Sluts on them. It is highly offensive and the league most likely wouldn't even allow it.

From Me to Joe *********:

How about we call them the Barely Legal Little Leaguers? I would include a free copy of our Super Sluts Slurping Loads DVD for every parent that attends the game. The DVD features over 3 hours of sluts with hilarious outtakes and alternate endings. I could even have a few of our stars come out and mud wrestle during the 7th inning stretch. I think it could pull in a lot more of an audience for your little league.

From Joe ********* to Me:

No! Thats even worse! Look Mike I appreciate you trying to help our team out but this is absolutely the wrong place to be advertising your porn. If you would still like to contribute you can but we cannot have your company name associated with our team.

From Me to Joe *********:

If this is how you treat every sponsor that wants to help your team out, you will never get any money. Sooner or later you are going to have to whore yourself out to someone, which is a valuable lesson learned in my Big Sluts: Big Loads DVD. I could give that one out to the parents instead, due to the educational value.

From Joe ********* to Me:

You just dont quit do you? Aint happening so go to hell!





NOTE: Success! In honor of the Barely Legal Super Sluts: The Barely Legal Little Leaguers roller hockey team for Rutgers intramurals - undefeated in 2010.
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Easy to make this pic, just buy some t-shirt with the printed name and ask your hockey friends to make a photo. And then, make ppl believe this is a true story :D honestly, they don't look like kids ^^
Wow. (2013-01-20 01:01:07)
You are all commenting like you are crayon eating retards... Morons...
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"The DVD features over 3 hours of sluts with hilarious outtakes and alternate endings"
RandomHero (2012-08-19 02:29:25)
This was so funny I cried and my face hurt. This one and the one about the rocks are the best.
eidolon (2012-08-17 03:22:49)
Barely Legal Little Leaguers ..that's gonna be my team in fantasy from now on!
lol (2012-07-25 16:38:46)
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Dildo (2012-07-08 15:40:39)
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MBK (2012-06-19 09:42:16)
"...Sooner or later you are going to have to whore yourself out to someone..." ROFLMFAO Muhhahhaahhaha
Hina Setsuko (2012-06-17 22:30:09)
"you can still contribute if you like" lol even after all the objections he would still take your money, just not your logo
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lol the hockey team is real
Hildegain (2012-05-26 09:46:53)
Joe was very composed and serious throughout the whole thing, expected more cussing from him due to the nature of the conversation. Fair play ^^
Tim (2012-05-02 16:23:33)
Just been reading a few of these, and I think Joe comes across as the most reasonable out of all the repliers.
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AI laughed the most at this one.
Nic (2012-01-27 14:35:01)
@Fake: I doubt it. People are stupid. However, even if it were, it would still be funny.
Joe The Mango (2011-09-19 05:03:47)
They should've have their own cheering team which bears the name of the company BarelyLegalSuperSluts with a logo of a girl getting yanked.. :)
KAC (2011-09-17 19:25:50)
There is a obgyn who sponsors Little League teams in my hometown. The shirts say "Dr. Paul Kelty, the Female Specialist" on the back.
Wow (2011-08-26 02:23:39)
Only $800 for my own team? My black metal band has been looking for a way to get our name out there.
WTF!? WHAT WHAT!? (2011-08-16 02:50:28)
THE ROLLER HOCKEY TEAM IS FUCKING REAL!!!??? WTF MAN!?
AD (2011-08-06 14:59:04)
Oh my god, here's a really good one - "Sooner or later you are going to have to whore yourself out to someone, which is a valuable lesson learned in my Big Sluts: Big Loads DVD." AWESOME...
anon (2011-07-26 12:29:52)
aw man. it's proper funny, but sometimes i feel a little bit harsh when the people are as nice as he was. haha.
ns (2011-07-08 17:42:07)
my cock is bent
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Love it
carbo (2011-06-26 21:19:20)
another winner.....
Douchebag (2011-06-24 23:34:14)
It's not about the other person replying. It's about how awesome Mike is XD.
Mehaha (2011-06-20 08:57:12)
Fake. I can totally tell by the pixels.
fake (2011-06-10 15:05:52)
Fake. So obvious the same person is writing the email and reply.
Fur Taco (2011-06-09 20:46:38)
I'd like sponsorship ...
brokenburrito (2011-06-07 12:58:09)
"alternate endings" lol
Ian (2011-06-01 23:33:02)
"No that isn't the problem." - lmao
anonymous (2011-05-30 11:24:56)
f**************************************
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Zeeeeb! Cheers from your bros in Illinois
mel (2011-05-25 15:33:43)
I wanna see the outtakes XD
Jadon (2011-05-24 16:57:37)
Hopefully those poor kids got another sponsor. If not that idiot Joe basically ruined a baseball season for them. The kids might end up doing drugs or something else.
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TA TRIA DYO!!!!! (2011-05-12 13:14:33)
NICKNAME: EXO TRIA ARXIDIA??????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA YOUR JOKE IS IN GREEK!!!!
Exo Tria Arxidia (2011-05-06 23:17:46)
I'm not sure whether to be amazed or shocked by the fact that that team actually exists.
Anna (2011-04-29 15:05:54)
Holy crap! A little league hockey team is sporting the jersey? Fucking AWESOME!!!! Bravo, Mike...bravo.
Jay (2011-04-23 18:07:00)
Now this guy sounds cool.
Champ (2011-04-13 02:58:12)
Gotta agree the M16 in the Sprite box AND the 12 gauge in the tissue box are by far the funniest ones yet
Eh? (2011-04-13 00:20:51)
It happened? Whjat's with the note?
Whatever (2011-04-07 18:30:56)
I really like this guy. He was really cool about it and didn't start cussing out. Gullible, but cool.
Sniepy (2011-04-05 04:57:23)
Ure a legend dude.
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oh (2011-03-29 08:28:07)
Would of been funnier if the Jerseys said barely legal, just sayin
anonymous (2011-03-25 19:03:44)
nice idea ;:D
Amy (2011-03-23 15:16:56)
I didn't find this one as funny because Joe was still pretty polite until the end- it is funnier when they lecture Mike or are also a jerk.
Esha (2011-03-23 01:44:00)
Wow I just spit on my computer from laughing so much and I'm not even mad because this was so hilarious!
Dude (2011-03-22 23:05:42)
Still, nothing has made me laughed harder than the M16 in the sprite box... :(
Mike Anderson (2011-02-25 14:52:08)
SUPA SLUTZ SLURPING LOADS
plug from pottstown (2011-02-16 22:23:05)
OMG, this was gold! I lost it when I read "I would include a free copy of our Super Sluts Slurping Loads DVD for every parent that attends the game."
Asshat #666 (2011-01-30 19:47:00)
TROLLOOOLOLOL
Snydes (2011-01-13 00:33:38)
Brilliant - "...a valuable lesson learned in my Big Sluts Big Loads DVD", genius.
EGJ5426 (2010-12-06 00:46:49)
LMAO! Tha shit was funny.
ohgodwhy (2010-11-29 19:02:55)
You idiot that was the perfect opportunity for SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION. Or not, I dunno...
Drevik MacMillan (2010-11-22 05:56:37)
I honestly cried laughing at "Super Sluts Slurping Loads"
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The real reason that the guy didn't want to be sponsored by him was because he knew there was no money in paid porn sites, not with all the free sites out there.
anonymous (2010-11-19 14:11:47)
LMAO :))
Pedro/Romeo (MTP) (2010-11-16 02:33:24)
So can I buy the DVD's somewhere or is this a joke?
guy (2010-11-10 09:48:13)
what would the alternative endings be? no money shots?
dude (2010-11-09 10:38:56)
a wild PEDOBEAR appears!
King (2010-11-04 13:58:28)
I feel like each one of these things has a lesson to be learned. Kinda like Jigsaw in the Saw movies, but less..violent lol
Shay (2010-11-01 07:22:52)
Haha...Super sluts! If the world makes it, i'm sure this will come into effect if America keeps going the way it is.
rob (2010-10-26 09:36:13)
dumb
Jesse Custer (2010-10-24 16:06:17)
"The DVD features over 3 hours of sluts with hilarious outtakes and alternate endings." <- This is probably the best thing I have ever read.
anonymous (2010-10-14 14:39:33)
hilarious. no, these people aren't being disrespected. this is all just a joke, and they are just the stupid, clueless punchline. how does that sound disrespectful?
F4ce.l30ok (2010-10-13 00:38:34)
It's amazing to me to see everyones true colors come out in the end...
Mason (2010-10-06 01:29:06)
Joe is delusional if he thinks that anyone would pay $800 for a Little League team. The only people that go to Little League games are the parents and even they don't want to be there.
LMBAO (2010-09-24 11:02:35)
I would be at every little league game if the handed out DVD's. And mud wrestling, this coach obviously doesn't have a marketing degree cause these ideas are genius
BARELYLEGALSLUT (2010-09-15 16:46:12)
From Me to Joe *********: How about we call them the Barely Legal Little Leaguers? I would include a free copy of our Super Sluts Slurping Loads DVD for every parent that attends the game. The DVD features over 3 hours of sluts with hilarious outtakes
anonymous (2010-09-15 13:06:09)
Even if it is made up, it's still hilarious. Barely Legal Little Leaguers. Too funny!
anonymous (2010-09-09 21:12:16)
omg Im dying, WHAT ARE THE HILARIOUS OUTTAKES?
ryan (2010-09-08 16:06:32)
Yeah it was amazing how polite Joe was until the very end lol
Same here (2010-09-05 22:53:03)
I'm part of a junior curling team and I was searching for sponsors and this guy responded too!
Otsego (2010-09-05 04:30:16)
"over 3 hours of sluts with hilarious outtakes and alternate endings" HaHaHaHa!!!
Flowerbura (2010-08-24 01:34:57)
You are giving flowers?
nicxter (2010-08-22 08:26:15)
LOL! :DDDDD
Andre (2010-08-20 22:59:47)
lmfao!
Robbie - Australia (2010-08-02 19:39:42)
I was reading this when I burst out laughing out loud over "Super Sluts Slurping Loads". Now my boss wants to see me in his office. How do you feel now that you are responsible for me possibly loosing my job? My lawyers will be in touch.
Danneboe (2010-07-31 11:02:08)
"Big Sluts. Big Loads." i cant stop laughing.
Jellies (2010-07-29 08:47:57)
I usually enjoy these emails a lot. Can't remember when I last laughed as much as I did while reading about the pet sitter. But I think this is different from the others. This is a polite man who is probably a volunteer coach for kids. It's undese
Eri (2010-07-29 02:22:40)
"Is it too long to fit on the jersey? We could just call them the Super Sluts for short as long as the sign on the field included the link to our website." omg you are fearless...how do you come up with this stuff. too funny!
Insanehatter (2010-07-26 22:13:31)
I saw that one coming the moment I read the ad. Well done all the same.
Haha (2010-07-24 06:37:19)
He could've made it the kkk
Jigaboo (2010-07-23 01:56:14)
Personally I would have claimed to be part of NAMBLA.
Sandeey (2010-07-12 16:25:29)
Oh my god. This is amazing.
Rickster (2010-07-11 05:27:04)
@Guton: That's the point, my friend.
guton (2010-07-08 20:37:50)
I dont know if this is real or not. It sure looks funny, and I had a good laugh too. But artn the people at the other end who are full of hopes kinda being disrespected?
anonymous (2010-06-29 21:27:28)
and you honestly expect a bunch of kids to be sporting a jersey that says Barely Legal Super Sluts? You are the freakin' troll master!
anniebear (2010-06-28 16:08:15)
LMFAO. THAT is a team I would go see.
Charlie (2010-06-27 15:31:28)
I actually found his politeness very refreshing. He seemed pretty nice.
Angizolo (2010-06-25 11:55:11)
and alternate ending.. haha
anonymous (2010-06-24 21:19:11)
@siranus Ever heard of craigslist, dumbass?
anonymous (2010-06-14 12:28:13)
lOL, i think this person was actually trying to be polite with you! Thats a first!
SirAnusLicking (2010-06-13 17:54:55)
Posted byMartin (2010-05-25 15:35:08) "You're a genius, wish i could find this cind of aadvertisments " You can't because there ain't no such ad. He makes these shits up.
jared (2010-06-13 11:51:24)
I fucking love this shit, you are god!
anonymous (2010-06-09 06:45:58)
I like how the coach keeps reasonably calm throughout and even when he snaps, it's relatively mild.
iconamongidols (2010-06-08 03:25:46)
haha, that "america's greatest pasttime" bit was the greatest shit ever
Martin (2010-05-25 15:35:08)
You're a genius, wish i could find this cind of aadvertisments
b (2010-05-21 13:41:57)
dude, you're a freakin genius
jj45 (2010-05-03 18:42:21)
"hilarious outtakes" that was fucking epic
Little League Slut (2010-04-27 19:04:30)
This and the soccer kid needing trasportation are my favorites!!!
Yoshimano (2010-04-24 16:25:15)
Haha wonderful! PLenty of jewels here, like "I can forward you the logo" or "you will have to whore up some time". Another great job
Legally Slut (2010-04-16 07:15:37)
hahahaha..
impressed (2010-04-12 16:18:25)
what a patient guy, a normal parent would have flipped shit wayyy before this guy. nice one.
blowme (2010-04-05 10:20:14)
great films by the way. my favorite is "Tarzina:jiggle in the jungle"
Super Mario (2010-03-28 17:01:10)
Me and the princess werea reading thesea and she gotta turned onna! Thanksamillion Mike!
Canadian Fucker (2010-03-14 17:29:25)
I'm on the floor laughing to this.
Andrew Glisson (2010-03-08 15:21:59)
This is fucking hilarious.
Yes! (2010-03-06 13:30:02)
Alternate endings! Hahahaha!
holyshit (2010-02-27 17:28:55)
dude, this can not be funnier! are you kidding me i have never laughed so hard
BlubberNuggets (2010-02-25 19:25:39)
Hahaha! As soon as I got to the "I founded the..." part, I couldn't stop laughing!
yudi (2010-02-24 12:28:05)
this is genius!!!! :)
THat dude (2010-02-21 20:55:34)
WOW LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAHAH
jeff (2010-02-19 17:29:13)
this was perfect
proud parent (2010-02-18 12:15:30)
my sons team was told were getting sponsored by a website and the coach fucked us over now we are sponsored by the little caboose fucking dick
Nate Dogg (2010-02-03 16:33:38)
Sooner or later you are going to have to whore yourself out to someone, which is a valuable lesson learned in my Big Sluts: Big Loads DVD BAHAHAHAHAAHA OMG I love this shit so much! Instant classic.
Cassie (2010-01-28 16:37:01)
Oh my god thats the funniest thing ever. Barley Leagal Little League Super Sluts priceless.
eroky (2010-01-20 19:36:13)
I want a copy of that DVD when it comes out
BG (2010-01-15 15:19:50)
THIS IS PRICELESS
Alyee (2010-01-07 19:32:44)
That is amazingly funny!
understandable (2010-01-04 00:08:34)
..that was the name of my baseball team..the team was just me and my uncle :(
CarloisGay4BenFolds (2009-12-21 22:20:17)
Baseball would be the hottest sport if they kicked out Matt Anderson. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dweezil (2009-12-17 15:49:10)
how could yall miss a reference to Back Door Sluts 9? :(
shonte (2009-12-14 19:00:15)
what, no fried chicken? no scrimps?
aubrey (2009-12-12 16:56:57)
i am officially in lurve. i talk about your site like we're close personal friends, recommending that all of my friends get to know your work. xx
The CC (2009-12-08 18:09:03)
I love it. That was freaking hilarious. I'd love to see the looks on some of these people's faces as they are reading your message. TheConstantComplainer.com
Solace (2009-12-07 19:19:04)
So funny.. you can almost hear him realize.. ..if you listen very closely.
haha (2009-12-07 15:08:53)
Alternate endings!
Peter (2009-12-07 05:39:31)
Very funny :-)
TingaTing (2009-12-06 19:02:09)
You're falling behind, asshole.
I think (2009-12-06 16:25:13)
the maker of this website has died
Douche (2009-12-06 12:02:21)
If people fail to respond, you should threaten to sponsor their kids' little league teams.
anonymous (2009-12-05 21:07:10)
you need to start a new site called "duncan says it's funny because ..." you/duncan = clever Boy(s)
suggestion (2009-12-05 20:50:51)
what the creator should do is, promise to submit a new post after a certain amount of money has been donated. this way the people who bitch about slow posting will have to contribute or not be able to complain.
jesus christ (2009-12-05 18:43:47)
I request some material on the topic of updating.
Pharmd864 (2009-12-05 18:11:10)
Very nice site!
Penguin (2009-12-05 00:21:12)
Me and several Penguin friends are fans down here in Antarctica. We request some material on the topics of fish or ice.
lilvanilla (2009-12-03 23:54:39)
oh no u didnt..lmmfao ...too daym funn..u a trip
muhammed (2009-12-03 18:23:53)
you have a fan in eye-raq
Gundosixk (2009-12-03 12:10:05)
Aloha! iid
To "to "brit" (2009-12-03 11:24:27)
Bring it on, I would love to see some Brits being the subject in one of these. You gotta admit it mate, yanks are dumbarses. Or is that dumbasses???
WtFRofLBBQLoLcoptEr (2009-12-03 04:59:56)
You never cease to crack me up again and again. You have a loyal fan in Singapore
Raziel Lycas (2009-12-03 03:23:27)
ahahah the best ones... I want a copu of the barely legal super sluts dvd catalogue... eheheh PS: You could belive or not but in my country a soccer team of kids are sponsored by a striptease night club ^_^
Question dumbass (2009-12-02 21:33:32)
he said included the link, not a link to, thus including the link is tantamount to putting the link on the sign. The point of which is so people can remember it and type it into their url's. understand dummy.
Jason (2009-12-02 20:56:54)
Holllllllllllllly shit this was a good one! I love your material, please put out more!
The Goon (2009-12-02 18:51:56)
I don't think it's really nice of you to mess with a guy trying to help out his Little League team.
The Man (2009-12-02 17:47:31)
Duncan your a complete assfuck!
anonymous (2009-12-02 17:05:15)
the guy took it pretty well. Not really very funny.
ME (2009-12-02 16:55:09)
too funny....waiting for a new post....
itai (2009-12-02 06:51:31)
awesome... keep it coming.
to "Brit" (2009-12-02 00:19:19)
"Aaaaa Brits are way too smart to be fooled by anything, not one Brit has ever been fooled in the history of the Isle, we're smarter than everyone, Aaaaaa.." Please please please email some British fuckheads and prove this arrogant douche wron
AtomicHaze (2009-12-01 21:14:25)
This had me laughing so hard I was CRYING --- For some reason I could picture a Little League baseball team wearing jerseys w/ "Super Sluts" on them --- OMG, Hil-FUCKING-Larious...
Answer (2009-12-01 17:45:23)
You write down the link so people can read it, then remember it when they get online?
anonymous (2009-12-01 17:36:15)
you've asked for an update 5 times now. the next time you ask will be your last.
anonymous (2009-12-01 17:22:02)
Update? ...Shmaybe?
Question (2009-12-01 17:06:58)
How do you link to a website from a sign on the field?
oh yes!!!!! (2009-12-01 16:02:07)
aaaahhhahhhh ohhhhh yeahhhh. uhhhh ohhhhhh baby yesss!!!!!yes yes yes. Oh my oh myyyyy. just got my copy on dvd.
Fan (2009-12-01 13:39:49)
'Sooner or later you are going to have to whore yourself out to someone, which is a valuable lesson learned in my Big Sluts: Big Loads DVD.' YES.
purplehumpbackwhale (2009-12-01 11:36:50)
one of your best.
Apple (2009-12-01 09:52:24)
Funny.
keep them coming (2009-12-01 08:32:37)
awesome job
david pershica (2009-12-01 08:16:39)
FANTASTIC!!!!! WE'VE MISSED YOU. KEEP THEM COMING. AS ALWAYS YOU MADE MY DAY!
Tranny Attack (2009-12-01 02:08:59)
Here come da trannys!!1!2
good stuff (2009-12-01 01:28:33)
haha, this one was great
IHwear.com (2009-11-30 23:58:59)
That is some funny stuff... Keep it coming.
Cccc (2009-11-30 23:18:01)
"the league most likely wouldn't even allow it." god this dude is so passive.
Nimbuster (2009-11-30 23:01:39)
bwhahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa
Unknown Fan (2009-11-30 22:20:33)
LOL!! Just gets better an better
lol (2009-11-30 19:23:00)
can i get a copy of that big sluts; big loads?
Jordan Caleb Mitchel (2009-11-30 19:03:39)
Hahah Lolz Roflcopter!!! My favorite part: " Original ad: We are a little league team looking for a sponsor for the upcoming season. Email if you are interested in helping out. Thanks! From Me to ********@***********.org Good afternoon, I
long dong (2009-11-30 19:03:04)
this dude is fucking insane
yo yo ma (2009-11-30 19:02:11)
i love how the guy says the league "probably wouldnt allow it"
Asshole (2009-11-30 17:30:20)
I have to actually write something? Really?
anonymous (2009-11-30 16:06:44)
UPDATE NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RZA (2009-11-30 15:26:17)
BONG - Dude, you coming out with a book too? one - BONG
Malcolm (2009-11-30 14:43:00)
I've been following this for a while, but this is the only one I actually burst out laughing in. You are so fucking Ballsy
dirtbeast937 (2009-11-30 14:24:26)
too great.
MofromZed! (2009-11-30 13:16:01)
Man!u shud do these every day!every hour if possible!
mike (2009-11-30 11:45:09)
you all know down deep down inside Joe searched for that porn site. lol.
Tiger Woods (2009-11-30 11:00:07)
Just wanted to let everybody know that I'm ok. My stupid wife got a hold of my cell phone. Oh, it was a 7 iron.
Daisy (2009-11-30 10:23:12)
Are you guys for real? I'd love to see Bon Jovi make a new album. But you're probably not the real Jon and Richie... unless!??? haha.
Brit (2009-11-30 10:22:58)
This will only work on Americans as they have no understanding when it comes to taking the piss. Try it on a British national and see how many replies you get! Gotta say this is fucking funny shit. I love reading this site and seeing dumb yanks getting
Richie Sambora (2009-11-30 10:21:42)
Hey Jon, when are we getting the band back together?
Jon Bon Jovi (2009-11-30 10:21:17)
I'm Jon Bon Jovi and this email made me laugh.
Jerry Lee Lewis (2009-11-30 10:16:49)
I'm the ghost of Jerry Lee Lewis and I approve this message. Great balls of fire!
Derb (2009-11-30 09:21:51)
"Sooner or later you are going to have to whore yourself out to someone, which is a valuable lesson learned in my Big Sluts: Big Loads DVD" A great lesson for kids and adults.
Faerie (2009-11-30 09:14:31)
The coach must have closed the sponsorship to kids parents itself :P
ANONYMOUS (2009-11-30 08:53:08)
You are GENIUS. Wish you would post more...
anonymous (2009-11-30 08:31:54)
1
anonymous (2009-11-30 07:31:54)
i kid, it was funny
anonymous (2009-11-30 07:31:35)
gay
HAHA (2009-11-30 05:46:17)
HEY LOOK THE ASSHOLE HAS A LITTLE SHOP
lol (2009-11-30 05:38:28)
lol
Carl (2009-11-30 05:11:39)
Hahaha, dude, seriously. I want you to know that I thought setting the submit button to redirect me to meatspin was pretty funny.
soar (2009-11-29 23:17:04)
Too fucking funny. Good job.
dali (2009-11-29 23:06:39)
lmbo SPOD
La Toya (2009-11-29 17:44:27)
Why do I get the feeling you picked on this coach solely because he was black?
Zander (2009-11-29 15:38:47)
Oh snap I love being the first to comment FIRST!
Tremaine (2009-11-29 05:02:27)
Here we go again with the racist shit.
fill (2009-11-29 02:37:51)
funnnnny
NG (2009-11-29 01:38:07)
Great!
Kilroy (2009-11-28 22:16:36)
The coach didn't want the microwave because he was black.
me (2009-11-28 21:02:40)
That was awesome, one of the best you've done so far!
teester (2009-11-28 20:58:29)
Good one. lol
Super sluts yum! (2009-11-28 20:50:16)
Can we post porn links on here?
mel (2009-11-28 20:21:46)
that's bad, but funny.
Friend to all (2009-11-28 19:01:46)
u r all terrible people for enjoying this filth.
Jay (2009-11-28 16:43:23)
Jay I gotta believe u wear a helmet all the time so u don't hurt yourself. handani was being funny- remember white micro wave
Jay (2009-11-28 16:37:15)
Chandani, it's people like you that make me believe Darwin was a failure. I'd love to see where you believe they are making fun of the coach for being black. Fuck, I'd even like to see where it says that the coach was black!! Do the world a
Chandani (2009-11-28 16:20:15)
Were you mocking the coach because he was black?
Janie (2009-11-28 15:50:17)
I laughed so hard at this. nice one!
Mark (2009-11-28 15:05:49)
This is too good!!
Eddie (2009-11-28 13:37:52)
Wow, I thought I was the only one getting hard while reading this.
andromeda (2009-11-28 12:43:01)
I have never laughed this hard (pun intended) =D
spe (2009-11-28 11:33:58)
You completely keep me entertained at work! thank you for the laughs, they come at many needed times.
Haha (2009-11-28 11:21:05)
Nicee!!!
Denzil (2009-11-28 10:29:55)
Why don't you go the Maddox road, take this as a full time job, post more often and sell merchandising and shit to make money. Big up. Stay cool nigga.
Naes (2009-11-28 08:52:10)
For the educational value of this email I lol'd
anon911 (2009-11-28 07:16:44)
Many people are saying you do not post often enough. Have you considered taking on a partner for this site?
Michael Jackson (2009-11-28 07:12:46)
That's ignorant!
Dun can (2009-11-28 04:26:19)
It's funny because he wanted to find a sponsor for his little league team but didn't know the guy had a porn business.
yes (2009-11-28 03:39:28)
FIRST!!! haha!
Read them all (2009-11-28 03:18:49)
in one sitting. You need to get off your lazy ass and get busy. I don't care if you have to fly to brazil and get on TWO computers.
Jay (2009-11-28 02:58:09)
Zander, don't you mean 49th? I hate asswads that post bullshit!!
scott (2009-11-28 02:48:43)
happy to see a new post, pretty funny
fuckyou (2009-11-28 00:28:56)
fuck you mutha fucccckkkkkaaaaassssss this shit was funny as fuck dogg
Zander (2009-11-28 00:03:24)
first
Shyamalamadingdong (2009-11-27 22:47:02)
hehe
Illadelphia (2009-11-27 21:50:58)
Not your best work. The microwave buyer was a hard one to top. Son, I am dissapoint :(
vaginal discharge (2009-11-27 21:45:03)
hahaha I could go for that big loads dvd
mike is sexy (2009-11-27 20:46:14)
i'll be YOUR barely legal super slut baby xXx
treefiddie (2009-11-27 18:48:39)
The funniest part of these e-mails for me is the 1st shock when the person realizes, This shit just took a bizarre turn. I would just love to have seen that guys face when he read the 1st "BarelyLegalSuperSluts"
Beastman AIDS (2009-11-27 18:36:20)
hahaha good shit!
lol (2009-11-27 18:22:53)
alternate endings and hilarious outtakes lol
anonymous (2009-11-27 18:22:15)
the sickness is strong with you!
Zeepax (2009-11-27 18:16:36)
U are fucking brilliant some ppl say its all made up by u. even if that was the case more gratz from me for having such imagination. Btw. My favourite so far is Deer Hunter "i love the smell of burnt deer lol" and i throw the carcases down my naig
barelylegal (2009-11-27 17:53:16)
barely legal super sluts LOL...wat a coincidence...i used to work for them...boy did i fuck the shit out of a lot of sluts i am a fucking sex machine!!!
davey (2009-11-27 16:57:39)
wow you really are a tool
anonymous (2009-11-27 16:51:33)
n1
Friend to all (2009-11-27 16:04:47)
they were looking 4 a sponsor and you mocked them. That is not nice and you owe the team an apology.
xpidit (2009-11-27 15:55:17)
hahahahah that was freakin funny..hahaha i laughed my freakin ass off :D
Michael Jackson (2009-11-27 15:50:18)
No That's Ignorant!
Yes Please (2009-11-27 15:28:48)
This HAS to be one of your funniest post. Thank you I laughed out loud
:D (2009-11-27 14:47:24)
i love this
britt (2009-11-27 14:31:30)
lol
Rene (2009-11-27 13:33:50)
Duncan's comments are the second best part of this website. Always Great.
H (2009-11-27 13:23:46)
nice one
Dunca​n (2009-11-27 12:32:30)
Lol, advertising a porn site on kid's shirts is highly inappropriate.
Josh (2009-11-27 12:20:39)
"How about we call them the Barely Legal Little Leaguers?" -- ROFLMAO!
Where are you going? (2009-11-27 12:19:42)
I need to return some video tapes.
Sn00gan007 (2009-11-27 11:50:37)
What a pussy! If I had a little league team and someone offered up the 800 bucks, shit, let's see what happens. Another awesome email set-up! Keep'em commin!
pat (2009-11-27 11:46:30)
dude u need to post more often, this shit is hilarious
anonymous (2009-11-27 10:27:43)
Let's go, UPDATE. Let's go, UPDATE! Baseball reference. Anyone?
@Willie (2009-11-27 10:20:05)
Read the FAQ, dumbass.
Jeff (2009-11-27 09:36:43)
The only thing I don't like about this site is that you're posting once a week. Keep'em coming!
Willie (2009-11-27 09:22:05)
Hey Mike, I want to make a donation to your site but want to ask you a question firts. How can I send you an email?
Matt (2009-11-27 08:40:23)
Who could honestly be dumb enough to think that that a guy wanting to advertise porn on kid's jerseys was real?
regular visitor (2009-11-27 07:44:01)
Hilarious! Its sad that you only post 1 thread pr week. One pr day would be better :D
Einar (2009-11-27 07:38:11)
That's some funny shit right there!
Shyamalamadingdong (2009-11-27 07:05:19)
The poster below pretending to be me is a fake. He even got the spelling of my name wrong (it's shYamalan).
heh (2009-11-27 07:04:11)
hahaha heeheehee hohoho huhuhu hoohoohoo
Robin (2009-11-27 06:37:56)
Niiicceee :P already looking forward to your next post :D
hobagman (2009-11-27 06:07:58)
dude this shit is so hilarious. keep it coming this site is one of my favorite on the internet right now.
Joni (2009-11-27 05:20:20)
Oh my god, this one is so damn funny, and the guy is sooooo patient!
matt (2009-11-27 03:55:21)
hilarious.. you inspire me to step up my comedy
Jimaroni (2009-11-27 03:28:44)
This one is one of the best. I laughed extremely hard.
Psicosis (2009-11-27 03:18:59)
Simply awesome as always. Completely made my day much more positive. Keep up the good work!!
Mark Carpark (2009-11-27 03:12:28)
This is a good one. Good.
the rev (2009-11-27 03:04:36)
outtakes: anal gets shitty :)
Jay (2009-11-27 03:02:40)
That is gold, my friend. Gold!
A big fan (2009-11-27 02:52:26)
I laughed out loud so hard. One of my favorite. Thanks a lot. Happy Turkey Day!
M. Night Shamalan (2009-11-27 02:43:26)
Yes, porn can have alternate endings. The woman getting DP'd was actually a man. WHAT A TWIST!
Barely Legal (2009-11-27 02:37:54)
Wow!! HAHAHAHA!!! That is Hilarious!!!! "I would include a free copy of our Super Sluts Slurping Loads DVD for every parent that attends the game" That is Priceless!!!!!
spod (2009-11-27 02:36:29)
ok

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