Air Hockey Sex Table
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:56:51
This guy is the shit.
Original ad:
From Timmy Tucker to **********@***********.org
RE: Air Hockey Table
Hello,
I saw your ad for an air hockey table and had a question about it. My girlfriend tells me has always wanted to have sex on an air hockey table. Before I shell out $150 for this, I just wanted to know if sex on an air hockey table is practical and/or really even worth it. I told her if she wanted air blowing on her we could just lay on a window fan, but she is insisting that I get an air hockey table. What do you think?
Tim
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me
Dont think it is as sturdy as my pool table but you two can c0ome try it out and let me know
From Timmy Tucker to **********@yahoo.com
Great. I'll let my girlfriend know. Will we have privacy, or are you going to be there to make sure we don't break it?
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me
I will be there for support and help but very private
I can say wat I wana (2010-08-28 10:43:01)
friggin excellent :D
(iiiiiiiit's craigslist!)
desk (2010-08-22 21:16:18)
WOW! best. ever.
funny101 (2010-08-13 13:42:04)
LOL THAT GUY IS AWSOME
Ezbe (2010-08-03 14:49:52)
this is my new favourite! And the comment "as an air hockey enthusiast I found this highly offensive" made my chest hurt from laughing. Genius!
echo (2010-07-23 08:17:30)
lol jesus who lets people have sex on their air hockey table before they sell it xD
like what if "Tim" was like "so it didnt go over so well i cant pay you she didnt have one screaming orgasm but i will pay you 20$ for the pictures you took&
wwsy6g (2010-07-10 09:59:13)
FINALLY! someone gets it!
CC (2010-06-14 05:09:43)
Oh my Zeus - "I will be there for support and help but very private!". Creepy stuff... :)
BobSmith (2010-06-11 04:37:13)
Ooh i aggree with Triple A
funny-but somehow i dont like messing up the tradition with the other person still being cool with anything.
haaa (2010-06-02 21:08:01)
lmao that was great!
mike (2010-06-02 07:58:06)
serious here.
something everyone enjoying this site should.
loosen up, fuckers!
mike (2010-06-02 07:57:55)
..like every good woman should. or else my little feelings would be so hurt that id be forced to sue you for being a dumb cunt.
and yes, i assume ur a woman cause i (a guy) wouldnt even think about this crap, and yes again, im not being totally serious h
mike (2010-06-02 07:57:02)
Think about it: because above the original add it states: "This guy is the shit."
in fact, your the one looking sexist now for thinking we all assume just it's a guy.
i hope you consider apologizing to us and send us a self made sandwich,
T (2010-05-24 18:36:55)
That guy is awesome!
anonymous (2010-05-17 20:33:08)
ugh retards, typos *pwn* and intentional misspellings are NOT cool, you're a moron didit.
AAA (2010-05-08 02:03:10)
you should have added more to this. like if the girlfriend turn out to have penis. that tends to freak out too many.
anon (2010-05-02 04:39:43)
@Pissed
lolumad?
Pissed (2010-04-20 09:08:40)
No it wouldn't. Nothing would "pwn" anything. Stop saying that shit.
lmbachman (2010-04-16 22:33:52)
That was HILARIOUS. And hey ya'll, did you ever think that he *meant* to use Tucker instead of Turner?? :P
heyuthere (2010-04-13 18:26:58)
you are dumb as fuck its not timmy turner from fairly odd parents. its not timmy tucker from their either get your shit straight.
Turner (2010-04-09 15:39:43)
Hate that I know this, but that's Timmy Turner
ROFL (2010-04-08 23:20:24)
Am I the only one that noticed "Timmy Tucker" as in the Fairly OddParents? LMAO. But yeah this was too funnnnny!
penisbaby101 (2010-04-06 18:01:04)
now that is how you email someone back, you don't just email people back saying fuck you. apparently this guy has a sense of humor
Mofo (2010-03-24 05:06:16)
Son of a bitch! that guy is awesome!
nx (2010-03-19 13:11:40)
legendary!!
anonymous (2010-03-13 13:43:31)
YES!
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