Buy My Wife's Car
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:40:34
Original ad:
looking for honda civic or accord, 1996 or newer. looking to pay up to $5000 depending on condition.
From Mike Anderson to *********@***********.org
Hey,
I'm selling my wife's 2003 Honda Civic while she is out of town. We are getting a divorce and I am selling it to spite her, so I'll sell it to you for 5k. It is nice. It has like 55,000 miles.
- Mike
From Andrea ****** to Me
I am very interested. Are you legally allowed to sell it, or does your wife have the title?
- Andrea
From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were a woman. What are you thinking? You can't drive! You better be e-mailing me from the laptop in your kitchen. Otherwise get back in there!
From Andrea ****** to Me
excuse me? this is the 21st century, and women can drive just as well as men! I'm a good driver! can I take a look at your car or what?
From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******
no. I won't sell this car to a woman. I couldn't live with myself knowing that I made the roads a dangerous place. You should be riding public transportation, or have your husband drive you around.
From Andrea ****** to Me
I cant believe this. youre a dick! why did you let your wife drive the car if you are so against women driving?
From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******
She just bought it despite my issues with women driving, which is why we will be getting a divorce. Now unless your husband wants to buy the car, go back to making sandwiches and ironing, you self-righteous cunt.
From Andrea ****** to Me
YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOU DON'T DESERVE YOUR WIFE!!!! YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
mr guy (2010-09-04 15:08:35)
wtf sereosly funny hahaha
David (2010-08-26 08:55:26)
"You better be e-mailing me from the laptop in your kitchen. Otherwise get back in there!"
OMG I can't stop laughing! Can you imagine what this women must have thought when she read that? Great stuff!
Spike Mike (2010-08-19 12:35:57)
AND BRING A MOUNTAIN DEW WITH THAT SANDWICH!!
anonymous (2010-07-27 10:02:08)
'You self righteous cunt' obviously justified lol.
pipe (2010-07-19 07:37:02)
"Now can I take a look at your car or what? " LOLLLL
Quartrez (2010-07-17 20:34:14)
lol women are not meant to drive. They're meant to make sandwiches. Jk... A bit of fictional sexism is always welcome ^^
anonymous (2010-07-15 06:02:13)
funny Sexist
:) (2010-07-14 03:15:47)
and how the fuck didnt anyone notice the "donte Stallworth" comment LOL fucking gold just like this email
:) (2010-07-14 03:14:36)
women, they think their opinions matter, its cute
To_Anonymous (2010-07-12 08:23:58)
This site is called "Emails from an Asshole"... not "Emails from a guy who is not that nice"... go elsewhere if you think it is too much to call someone a cunt... you cunt.
RB (2010-07-06 09:20:40)
this is epic man. you rock
Dzdosv42 (2010-07-03 15:39:13)
LMAO this is one of my faves. You really pissed her off
Alex (2010-07-03 03:24:08)
This is why I only like spending time with women who enjoy sandwich making or discrimination. Lets me skip on the Ruffies and Chloroform.
Marcy (2010-07-01 20:48:10)
At least kicking there hurts more for you guys. I never get this shit anymore. Ever. (Although I still love gender discrimination... IDK why)
Alex (2010-06-30 22:15:50)
its funny cause even my mom says women are naturally bad drivers
Vegeta (2010-06-28 15:38:18)
Zomba stfu you asshole.
.. (2010-06-28 00:34:41)
More like self righteous men.. what are they good for? xD No really tell me? Bragging? Yeah that's it..
anonymous (2010-06-27 14:16:03)
You better be e-mailing me from the laptop in your kitchen. Hahaha
Zomba (2010-06-27 05:36:57)
What is the useless flap of skin around the vagina called?
A woman.
Anonomous (2010-06-27 05:35:48)
Wait... Why is there women on the Internet commenting on this? They can't comment and make sammiches at the same time.
Annamaria.... xx (2010-06-22 15:59:43)
There's such a thing as taking a joke too far.
lolwomen (2010-06-18 21:11:20)
lol women, if they got a car, they're gonna use it cheat on us, so, no way i'm buying a car to my wife, that slut is only useful to suck my happy cock
anonymous (2010-06-17 09:07:51)
Yeah I agree...as soon as you dropped the cunt it was a little much...no need to completely degrade her, the subtle kitchen laptop was plenty.
h8 (2010-06-16 17:38:55)
"women can drive just as well as men!" PFFT
ah83 (2010-06-11 03:13:15)
holy shit, "you self-righteous cunt!" My eyes are tearing up im laughing so hard!!!
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