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Broken TV
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:43:29
Original ad:
I would like to buy your broken/non-working wide screen TV even if it is not repairable. Thanks, Dan
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org

Dan,

My roommate has a widescreen TV, but it is working. I don't like him that much though, so I would be willing to break it and sell it to you for $100. What should I do to break it? I was thinking I should just hit the screen with a bat. Let me know.

Thanks,

Mike
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FalconFour (2010-08-18 03:11:26)
Planned the idea for the TV, that is. And it didn't matter if they were totally f***ed, I could still use the parts, more than the recyclers/trash could. So, yeah. What's so weird about that idea?
FalconFour (2010-08-18 03:07:06)
Holy shit dude, that's the ad from my (now-ex) boss at work! Hah. And the funny thing is, we planned that (though he wrote the ad). We both needed new TVs, and I'm pretty decent at fixing things. Never got a single (legitimate) offer. Ah well.
Truth (2010-08-09 16:46:07)
The real questions are: #1 Who the hell is Dunston? #2 Has he checked in yet?
ty (2010-06-24 18:58:19)
holy shit these comments suck. I don't like the one-reply emails, it's funnier when the other guy is actually involved.
lostmyfgf (2010-06-18 21:07:05)
fuck this shit, it was a fucking guy saying that i'm gay, fuck u all tired of this shit... now what
losther (2010-06-18 21:06:09)
oh she's calling, thank god, peace
lostmy (2010-06-18 21:05:16)
i just lost my gf... she was right here...RIGHT FUCKING HERE...
Phil A. Scio (2010-06-15 12:45:00)
I'm straight I swear
Johny Appleseed (2010-04-19 21:40:57)
No gay porn burned into screen, no care
dudebro (2010-04-18 03:38:26)
He probably wanted to buy an otherwise worthless tv looking thing to use as a prop, destroy, or use in a sculpture project.
I fucking farted (2010-04-13 20:36:49)
I just pooped on my girlfriends chest
damnit (2010-03-01 19:06:51)
my cock just slipped out of my hairy butt because of you faggots
anonymous (2010-02-26 13:35:28)
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Penis (2010-02-20 21:58:25)
Duncan is a faggot.
Members Only (2010-02-16 19:02:19)
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Hamster at Dawn (2010-02-06 17:49:31)
Why am I laughing so hard at this Duncan guy? What a legend.
sweetjoe (2009-11-18 18:00:53)
Imagine if this duncan guy and mike got together and made funny shit together, that would be best, maybe funnier than the creators of south park. . . . fuck caps i'm lazy
dingle berry (2009-09-01 04:47:55)
I'm pretty sure duncan is uhh... duncan?
rape. (2009-08-28 13:45:07)
who the fuck is duncan?
Chuck Norris (2009-08-27 07:24:40)
No. _I_ knew it.
dun can (2009-08-24 22:44:23)
its funny because he wants a broken tv, but he couldve gotten a non broken one! so Mike wants to break it!
Daniel Coffey (2009-08-18 12:03:04)
STFU! all of you!
Duncan's Guardian (2009-08-17 12:06:20)
Sorry...this is Duncan's guardian. He somehow got out of his padded room again and found the computer.
Bobbly Naidoo.. (2009-08-17 08:44:58)
Getting old now...
Beauregard (2009-08-16 22:00:29)
since when does duncan have effing fans? I say fuck duncan.

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