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Camry Killer
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:52:47
Original ad:
selling 1997 toyota camry. 146k miles. engine and transmission in good shape. was in minor fender bender, damage shown in pictures
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org

Hello,

Let me just introduce myself. My name is Mike, and two weeks ago my dog was hit and killed by a car in Manayunk. The driver did not stop. He was hit by a white '97 Toyota Camry. With the side of the bumper bashed in like in your pictures. I thought I would never find the killer, but then I saw the murderers car for sale in Manayunk on **********! YOURS. What, are you trying to get rid of the evidence? You killed my dog of 8 years, and didn't even stop. I had to tell my kids that they would never see him again. Now they just look dead inside, like their soul was taken from them. I can't blame them.

We can't bring Skip back to life, but I want you to come here and apologize to my kids. And buy them a new dog. It is the least you could do.

E-mail me back and we'll set up a time.

- Mike

From derek ******* to Me

what? i didnt hit your fucking dog. no way im buying you a new dog

From Mike Anderson to derek *******

There's no denying it. I've got you dead to rights. The car that hit my dog is unmistakably yours. I even remember seeing your Outer Banks bumper sticker as I watched the car drive away, leaving Skip in a mangled mess in the middle of the street.

Maybe you were drunk and didn't remember? That doesn't make you any less guilty.

From derek ******* to Me

are you fucking serious i didnt hit your dog!!! i even called my girlfriend and she had no idea what i was talking about. you are mistaken

From Mike Anderson to derek *******

No I am not. Does your girlfriend have long hair? I didn't get a good look at the killer's face, but I saw long hair from behind as they sped away. I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders.

From derek ******* to Me

yes she has long hair but she didnt hit your dog. where did this happen?

From Mike Anderson to derek *******

You know where it happened. Right here in Manayunk. I think your girlfriend is lying to you. I would like to meet both of you and have a good chat with you two so I can figure out which one of you is lying.

From derek ******* to Me

no this is ridiculous neither of us hit your dog. im sorry it happened but this is not my fault

From Mike Anderson to derek *******

Why would you be sorry if you didn't do it? Seems like you feel guilty about murdering my dog. Just own up to it. Do the right thing. For my kids.

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Matt (2014-01-16 09:46:27)
Wow. Much accident. So doge. Amaze.
LOL at Jennifer (2013-10-27 08:17:35)
2011-09-17 he "has to be messing with people" You think sweetheart? You're so precious.
Anon (2013-10-02 11:17:32)
Why does every person that you e-mail not use capital letters? I doubt the majority of these are real. Still humerous though.
Wtf (2013-08-24 15:24:42)
Wtf fuck is with half of these comments? "Went too far" "Is this guy serious" (Facepalm) I despair at the human race
anonymous (2013-04-30 20:52:55)
the fact that he didn't react to him saying his girlfriend had huge shoulders is killing me
Coach McGuirk (2013-02-21 22:00:55)
This is the Jerky Boys of the Internet!
Anonymous (2013-02-13 01:17:02)
If I were doing this purely for myself, I'd have gone for threats. :D
Nick (2012-10-12 22:34:46)
"does your gf have long hair?" haha epic trolling
anonbanon (2012-09-25 20:28:06)
I'm just imagining the conversation as he called up his girl. Funny shit man xD
please (2012-08-08 00:05:12)
haha, this is hilarious. the seller here is actually the most polite of any of the other correspondents on this site though
Criken (2012-07-09 02:15:02)
LMFAO hahahah
i died. (2012-06-27 04:19:26)
"...leaving Skip in a mangled mess in the middle of the street." I FUCKING DIED.
xz (2012-06-21 11:54:55)
My dog is named Skip, what the fuck.
8^P (2012-05-03 14:35:15)
"i even called my girlfriend and she had no idea what i was talking about." SCORE!!!!
derek (2012-04-27 13:44:11)
WOW u were fucking with me the whole time i knew it was a joke thats not even funny .... the dog i did hit was a pitbull so jokes on u
Yes, this is dog (2012-03-07 22:01:06)
*************************************************** -----heh, the derek got pretty hesistant----------- ***************************************************
Please (2012-02-23 23:46:00)
Can we have a round of applause for "Jennifer", seven comments down... Jennifer.
Skip (2012-01-07 12:33:23)
She did have huge shoulders
helge (Norway) (2011-12-28 08:44:59)
LOL
Afgar (2011-12-20 11:55:21)
He never denied his girlfriend's HUGE shoulders. Seems like he understood the confusion.
Aussie13 (2011-12-10 08:43:39)
This dude has great skill in fucking with people, I thought I was the only one :)
nt22 (2011-11-11 21:47:02)
"for my kids" LOL
Ryan (2011-09-30 18:45:42)
"I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders." This part got me.
Swedish (2011-09-29 20:51:17)
Hahahahahahaha, this is so great
Jennifer (2011-09-17 13:53:46)
Haha, this guy has to be messing with people!!

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