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Hummer Rideshare
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:55:11
Original ad:
looking for a ride from wilmington to manhattan next wednesday, any time during the day is good. I will pay for all of your gas as compensation.
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org

Hello,

I am driving to NYC for a business meeting around 10 AM on Wednesday and would be able to give you a ride. Let me know if you still need one.

Mike

From Chris ******* to Me

mike, that sounds great. where do you want to meet to pick me up? i can meet you anywhere in wilmington. also, how much do you want for gas?

chris

Mike Anderson to Chris *******

Chris,

I shouldn't need too much money for gas. I drive a Hummer H2 with a swapped motor, so gas really isn't a problem. It gets about 4 MPG highway and only takes premium, so I'd say about $100 should cover it.

Mike

From Chris ******* to Me

what do you mean gas isnt a problem? 4 mpg is ridiculous. I was expecting to pay like 20 or 30 bucks tops! sorry but I'll have to pass

Mike Anderson to Chris ********

If you only want to pay 30 bucks, that can get you as far as Exit 7 on the Jersey Turnpike. I can drop you off there, and you can hitchhike the rest of the way. I'm pretty sure hitchhiking is still legal in NJ so it shouldn't be a problem for you. I can pick you up on Naaman's Road in Wilmington by the Target shopping center around 9:30.

From Chris ******* to Me

are you serious? no I dont want to be dropped off in the middle of the turnpike. forget it

Mike Anderson to Chris ********

Okay, I can give you a ride to Manhattan for $30, but in return, we need to stop at this guy's house in New Brunswick to get some money that he owes me. He's been dodging my calls, so he probably won't be too willing to give the money when we show up at his house. I need you to stand there and look intimidating so he realizes we mean business. How big are you? You should be at least 5'11 and 200 lbs. You can bring a big friend if you are scrawny, but you should ask him to throw up some gas money too.

From Chris ******* to Me

what the fuck is wrong with you? you sound like a drug dealer. i dont want to ride to manhattan with you

Mike Anderson to Chris ********

Chris, I'm sorry that you have turned down my ride. I think you should change your ad on ********** to avoid any further confusion. I re-wrote it for you so all you have to do is click "edit" and then paste this where the original ad is:

"scrawny man, not capable of intimidating people, looking for a ride from wilmington to new york. not willing to be reasonable in compensation for gas. will most likely complain about stupid stuff the whole ride up"

From Chris ******* to Me

fuck off asshole
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ooooopppss (2013-05-02 00:00:24)
ted and oscar are hungry
MJ (2013-02-26 20:07:07)
"Gas isn't a problem..." Hahahahahaha!!!! Totally covers up how terrible his MPG is by minimizing it up front. #hilarious
Helping hand (2013-02-14 08:59:10)
If you want to do trolls like this, the website he uses to find all these requests is craigslist for anyone wondering.
TigerladyNZ (2013-02-07 23:14:51)
Love the edited ad - brilliant
NZ Kiwi (2012-12-28 22:28:55)
Had me at Hummer... lmfao
lolol (2012-05-11 13:37:19)
Funny due
8^P (2012-05-03 14:39:18)
"scrawny man, not capable of intimidating people, looking for a ride from wilmington to new york. not willing to be reasonable in compensation for gas. will most likely complain about stupid stuff the whole ride up"....well played
anonymous (2012-03-01 17:53:23)
the ********** is probably craigslist
John la Joe (2012-01-21 13:05:54)
By the way. I live in my mom's basement.
John la Joe (2011-12-05 01:18:49)
Women are stupid and i don't respect them, thats right i just have sex with them! show me ur genitals, ur genitals, show me ur genitals, ur genitalia!!
anonymous (2011-12-05 01:16:31)
@fuck of and @ @wom are you guys fucking retarded?
Fuck off (2011-08-06 04:00:56)
@Wom You're fucking stupid.
@wom (2011-07-20 16:12:28)
fuck you your probably a gay gay who loves to be butt fucked
wom (2011-07-02 01:43:55)
also: i thumb my own ass and sniff my fingers for fun.
wom (2011-06-28 11:14:14)
Women are stupid. They feel any slight against a women is like a personal attack against themselves. Men, we just laugh when another man is harassed because damnit, the mother fucker probably deserves it.
Emails from an ASS.. (2011-06-09 02:52:20)
no one has problems with this one where he attacks a scrawny men...
jezabel (2011-06-08 13:47:06)
this is soooo hilarious, that's my kind of humor!! ahahahahahahahahaahahah
no imp (2011-05-25 12:06:38)
'scrawny man, not capable' whoehahehehe!
WishfulWednesday (2011-05-22 01:45:36)
Haha I love that I know where that Target is!
for ty (2011-04-18 19:59:36)
you wish you could get more dicks in your mouth without spilling so much sperm and having your mum complain about stained sheets
chicoboy (2011-03-29 01:22:34)
even a Prussian redneck can laugh about these hilarious exchanges / real or not!
anonymous (2011-02-16 05:06:15)
wow this stuff is golden! shiny too!
Antonio (2011-01-15 05:22:44)
Haha nice :D
for chrismonster (2010-12-10 13:10:49)
he is not your mate fag

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