Expired Phish Ticket
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:57:27
Original ad:
i need a miracle. looking for ticket to phish @ jones beach for friday june 5th. please!
From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org at 1:30 PM JUN 08 2009
Hello,
I have an extra ticket for Phish at Jones Beach on June 5th that I will sell to you for $60. Let me know if you want it.
Mike
From ********@yahoo.com to Me
why the fuck would i want that the show already happened.
From Mike Anderson to ********@yahoo.com
Well why did you put the ad up then? I just thought you wanted the ticket stub for nostalgic value since the show was so fucking good.
From ********@yahoo.com to Me
I PUT THE AD UP ON JUNE 3 DUMBASS BEFORE THE SHOW HAPPPENED. A LOT OF FUCKING GOOD IT DID I MISSED THE SHOW CMON MAN $60 FOR A STUB ARE YOU NUTS
From Mike Anderson to ********@yahoo.com
So I guess you don't want the stub?
If you want, for $60 I can come to your house and play a clip of the show I taped on my cell phone. It is 30 seconds of trey jamming out during Split Open and Melt. You can't really see anything but a bunch of lights and you can't really hear anything either, but a true phan would appreciate it.
From ********@yahoo.com to Me
MAN YOU ARE AN IDIOT STOP TRYING TO SELL ME YOUR WORTHLESS SHIT
Guy Below ME (2010-07-25 13:29:18)
He definitely means Simpsons
Hey, poster below. (2010-07-21 16:10:56)
You must be thinking of South Park.
holy omg (2010-07-14 17:46:27)
ive been reading these all day, and i just came to this one as im watching the simpsons and phish had JUST came on the screen! its the medical marijuana episode
Phaner (2010-07-14 13:39:18)
Loving this site. As a big phan of phish. I truly appreciate this big time. Phucking awesome! Keep it up kid
anonymous (2010-06-18 09:04:38)
15 seconds in? It takes less time than that to read it ...
Haha (2010-04-19 23:03:32)
Haha Its funny how she doesn't reply to him when she ask if shes fat or attractive. This is hecka funny shit
anonymous (2010-03-09 21:20:11)
holy shit, 15 seconds in and i am fucking crying.
Luke (2010-02-07 12:51:39)
Phish phan. Fucking hilarious.
phish_phan (2010-01-29 14:45:15)
Awesome.
Troll (2010-01-14 02:16:42)
I'm gonna try this. A lot of idiots forget how to delete ads. xD
HA! (2009-12-14 13:41:57)
that was perfect because that Split Open and Melt was one of the worst ones ever.
mulligatawney (2009-12-09 13:47:33)
"phan" ....lol
Christen (2009-11-25 23:48:20)
This is the best ever.
hahahhaha (2009-11-24 15:17:29)
but a true phan would appreciate it...hahaha
okgo (2009-11-20 13:55:59)
but a true phan would appreciate it.
brilliant....................
Lulz (2009-11-03 23:53:06)
Hahahahaha
AbePhroman (2009-11-03 13:22:11)
Classic.
PHISHLOVER (2009-09-24 18:13:31)
Hilarious
Kiro (2009-09-24 16:54:29)
The email don't seems quite right on this one.
Jenn (2009-09-22 21:45:48)
oops, i didn't wanna do this as anonymous, lets try again: this is amazing. my cheeks are still recovering from laughing so hard the other day, and now its starting all over again. freak'n hilarious man, keep it up!
anonymous (2009-09-22 21:45:06)
this is amazing. my cheeks are still recovering from laughing so hard the other day, and now its starting all over again. freak'n hilarious man, keep it up!
fML. (2009-09-13 12:28:04)
HAHAHAAHA [:
Mr Deeds (2009-09-08 17:21:12)
I TALK IN ALL CAPS CUZ I IZ IMPORTANT
Anonymoose (2009-08-30 02:07:51)
Further proof that caps is cruise control for cool.
Tim (2009-08-27 12:19:18)
Yeah, because phish is soooooo good.
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