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Expired Phish Ticket
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:57:27
Original ad:
i need a miracle. looking for ticket to phish @ jones beach for friday june 5th. please!
From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org at 1:30 PM JUN 08 2009

Hello,

I have an extra ticket for Phish at Jones Beach on June 5th that I will sell to you for $60. Let me know if you want it.

Mike

From ********@yahoo.com to Me

why the fuck would i want that the show already happened.

From Mike Anderson to ********@yahoo.com

Well why did you put the ad up then? I just thought you wanted the ticket stub for nostalgic value since the show was so fucking good.

From ********@yahoo.com to Me

I PUT THE AD UP ON JUNE 3 DUMBASS BEFORE THE SHOW HAPPPENED. A LOT OF FUCKING GOOD IT DID I MISSED THE SHOW CMON MAN $60 FOR A STUB ARE YOU NUTS

From Mike Anderson to ********@yahoo.com

So I guess you don't want the stub?

If you want, for $60 I can come to your house and play a clip of the show I taped on my cell phone. It is 30 seconds of trey jamming out during Split Open and Melt. You can't really see anything but a bunch of lights and you can't really hear anything either, but a true phan would appreciate it.

From ********@yahoo.com to Me

MAN YOU ARE AN IDIOT STOP TRYING TO SELL ME YOUR WORTHLESS SHIT
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Margie (2016-11-06 04:13:43)
Inviterei l’utente che ha scritto l&ri817;a#t2colo a non leggere piu’ gli appelli e a non fare piu’ donazioni .Ma chi te lo fa fare di fare le donazioni !!!!Ma poi i soldi che vengono spesi per le donazioni veramente dove vanno a finire
Sweg (2013-09-24 17:26:32)
Lol dis iz funy
Cory Hall (2012-02-02 23:47:07)
You should have offered to sell him a ticket to Lords of the Mango Tree. That would be more than worth the $60.
clownin (2012-01-30 13:16:51)
the show was so fucking good
clownin (2012-01-30 13:16:38)
the show was so fucking good
Papi M (2011-11-29 05:36:16)
Mikey, Mikey, Mikey!!!! SMH, U are one funny dude
Shoegaze (2011-11-14 01:12:46)
..hough, what an AWESOME show! Anyway, great site. Lots of amusement here.
Shoegaze (2011-11-14 01:11:07)
I'm years late for this party but it would've been also been funny if you'd said: Stub? Dude, I have the whole ticket. Too bad I didn't see your ad sooner because I couldn't sell it in time and the ticket totally went to waste. Still t
Ben (2011-09-20 23:55:07)
Phuking awesome. I like that he replied after the show trying to sell the ticket rather than before the show and being unreasonable or something lol.
Co Cor (2011-08-01 03:52:05)
Phish actually appeared on The Simpsons. South Park just made phun of them.
Muscleking (2011-07-23 11:28:11)
That's what assholes get for not removing the posting after becoming invalid. Suckers.
G (2011-02-02 01:28:53)
Damn phunny!
josh towers (2011-02-01 15:38:17)
"phan" that fucken killed me
DoovaBogTax (2011-01-11 02:53:09)
I just want to say Hi to Everyone!
John McCrea (2010-12-15 11:02:37)
How stoned does a person have to be to enjoy going to a Phish concert? What does he wanna screw smelly pothead chicks?
inconspicuous (2010-11-24 21:23:56)
u never fail to make me laugh ha ha ha good shit
DUDE B(e)LOW ME! (2010-10-16 08:32:14)
IT's def South park! :)
Guy Below ME (2010-07-25 13:29:18)
He definitely means Simpsons
Hey, poster below. (2010-07-21 16:10:56)
You must be thinking of South Park.
holy omg (2010-07-14 17:46:27)
ive been reading these all day, and i just came to this one as im watching the simpsons and phish had JUST came on the screen! its the medical marijuana episode
Phaner (2010-07-14 13:39:18)
Loving this site. As a big phan of phish. I truly appreciate this big time. Phucking awesome! Keep it up kid
anonymous (2010-06-18 09:04:38)
15 seconds in? It takes less time than that to read it ...
Haha (2010-04-19 23:03:32)
Haha Its funny how she doesn't reply to him when she ask if shes fat or attractive. This is hecka funny shit

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