The Shaniqua Chronicles pt. 2
Posted at: 2009-06-08 00:52:01
I couldn't resist fucking with her again. I used another e-mail account.
Original ad:
**********HEY YOU THERE*************-$1500
HELLO I AM LOOKING FOR A FORD EXPLORER!I NEED A TRUCK SO IF YOU ARE SELLING YOURS AND IT HAS NO PROBLEMS WHAT SO EVER THEN LET ME KNOW. I'M A SINGLE MOTHER OF 3 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND WE NEED A WAY TO GET AROUND WHERE NO BODY WILL BE ALL CRAMPED UP AND A EXPLORER WILL DO US JUST FINE. I'M LOOKING TO BUY AROUND THE END OF OCTOBER IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT YOU WANT TO SELL THEN GET AT ME A.S.AP.
(the ad also had a picture of her posing for the camera, like that is necessary for an "auto wanted" ad)
Me to SHANIQUA ***********
Hey there! I saw your ad and I think I have the perfect car for you. I am selling my 2001 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer edition. It is a great car and I hate to see it go, but I need the money to pay off my 2nd DUI fines.
Only 72,000 miles! Here are the features:
- CD Player
- Intact windshield
- Rear tires
- Spare tire
- New windshield wipers
- Beautiful white exterior paint
- Cloth interior
It was in a very MINOR fender bender, however, and will need a few repairs. As you can see from the picture, you may need to replace the passenger-side mirror and headlights in order for the car to pass PA inspection. I took it to a mechanic, and he said that the mirror is fixable.
I was selling the car for $1800, but due to these minor issues, I will drop the price to $1750.
Thanks,
Ryan Jackson
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SHANIQUA *********** to Me
Hi I'm sorry I can't afford to buy your truckit looks really nice and I would love to be behind the wheel of it but I can't afford it.My budget will only allow for me to spend 1500 sorry
(she obviously didn't realize there was a picture)
Me to SHANIQUA ***********
tell you what, I'll bump the price down to 1500, but I get to keep the CD player and the passenger seat. and I will clear all of the change out of my ashtray.
this car is a great deal. I've included a picture, check it out and please reconsider!
SHANIQUA *********** to Me
WHY WOULD I BUT A PIECE OF JUNK WHY FOR WHAT YOU BETTA BET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Justin (2010-08-31 02:55:47)
Best one!
justadumbbiker (2010-08-25 18:04:22)
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!! Im at work, and the way this fit into my browser I read what you wrote describing the car first, then scrolled down and saw the picture and started cracking up laughing in my office. You're a funny dude man!! Keep up the good wor
Hilncore (2010-08-18 17:49:06)
OMG! I'm weeping of laughter!!Luv it!
jay diesel (2010-08-16 16:03:31)
Omg when I saw that photo I dropped my damn phone laughing. "Mirror needs to be replaced" Really? lol
anonymous (2010-07-30 04:08:18)
its even funnier the 2nd time ROtFLOLZ
oh my (2010-07-22 15:49:29)
tooooo funny , show us her pic. lol.
r (2010-07-21 18:25:23)
lmao. some of this is not safe to be veiwing at work. "MINOR damage"
stanky (2010-07-12 22:52:34)
I busted out when I saw "rear tires"
jo (2010-07-09 04:03:17)
I get to keep the cd player AND THE PASSENGER SEAT! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
morgan freeman (2010-07-07 17:35:27)
lollll. you betta bet it!
neela (2010-07-06 23:55:23)
i love how her first response is always incredibly polite, and her second response is suddenly super bitchy in all caps.
ohhh shaniqua...
Rach (2010-06-19 01:38:11)
what a car! lmao!
h8 (2010-06-16 17:58:03)
"- Intact windshield" XoD
atlcraze (2010-06-16 15:42:53)
i died when the pic came up. holy shit this is funny.
Skel (2010-06-09 22:58:24)
Laughed quite a bit at the picture
Reply to Life (2010-06-08 22:13:29)
What is life? --- life is a lot better without you, moron!
what is life (2010-06-08 09:01:22)
So tell me, what is life?
gooser (2010-06-07 21:21:01)
'shaniqua chronicles' haha!!!
kalergis (2010-05-23 21:54:45)
Why do you use the word "bloody" twice in two sentences? Thats just bloody wrong.....
jezza (2010-05-11 04:55:57)
why does she use bloody capitals? she is an adult not a bloody 12 year old trying to get attention on the internet.
Junk dealer (2010-05-05 10:33:02)
Maybe I found where you found that picture:
you googled "Ford explorer accident" without quotes. and reached this site: travelingsalescrews dot info
lol
The car dealer (2010-05-05 10:28:51)
I just shat in her pants. lol
her is the commenter below.
that is so hilarious. loved that picture
Yoshimano (2010-04-29 08:11:40)
I cracked up when I saw the pic! "The mirror is fixable"!! And "you may need to replace the passenger-side mirror"! "I would love to be behind the wheel" and love how the features include "rrear tires"!!
JT (2010-04-26 18:13:24)
I just shit my pants
anonymous (2010-04-19 23:41:06)
for all of u who can't comment about something funny without letting the racist redneck come out please feel free to kill yourself!
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