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The Shaniqua Chronicles pt. 3
Posted at: 2009-06-08 00:52:03
Original ad:
**********HEY YOU THERE*************-$1500

HELLO I AM LOOKING FOR A FORD EXPLORER!I NEED A TRUCK SO IF YOU ARE SELLING YOURS AND IT HAS NO PROBLEMS WHAT SO EVER THEN LET ME KNOW. I'M A SINGLE MOTHER OF 3 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND WE NEED A WAY TO GET AROUND WHERE NO BODY WILL BE ALL CRAMPED UP AND A EXPLORER WILL DO US JUST FINE. I'M LOOKING TO BUY AROUND THE END OF OCTOBER IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT YOU WANT TO SELL THEN GET AT ME A.S.AP.

(the ad also had a picture of her posing for the camera, like that is necessary for an "auto wanted" ad)
Me to SHANIQUA *************
Hello,

I saw your ad on ********** and I think I have a great car for you. I am selling my 1996 Ford Explorer. I used to work in the film industry, and I got this car after it was used in a movie. It has a custom paint job from the movie set. I barely drive it, so it has only around 60,000 miles on it. I really have no use for it anymore, so I am willing to get rid of it. Take a look at it and let me know what you think. I've attached a few pictures of it. Please note that it did have a MINOR accident involving an animal and may have slight damage.

Thanks!

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SHANIQUA ************* to Me
Sir I thank you for trying to help but I don't want to drive the truck from the dinosaur movie.I wouldn't mind if I had money to get it painted over but I don't. Thanks anyway

Me to SHANIQUA *************
I always believe that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, and you shouldn't judge this car by its paint job. It has a great engine that will not quit. From the inside, you can't even tell it is painted like that. This car is reliable, and will NOT be going extinct any time soon.

SHANIQUA ************* to Me
No thanks!!!!

Me to SHANIQUA *************
Tell you what, for an extra 50 bucks I will spray paint the entire car flat black. I took an art class in high school so I have some experience painting and it will look great.

SHANIQUA ************* to Me
NO THANKS!!!WHEN YOU GET A SHINY BLUE OR BLACK ONE THEN YOU LET ME KNOW.

Me to SHANIQUA *************
Here's what I am willing to do. For $60, I will spray paint the entire car black, and then cover it with scotch tape so it is shiny. I'll also throw in a VHS of Jurassic Park I taped off of TBS 5 years ago. Includes many classic "retro" commercials that you don't see on TV anymore. A collector's goldmine!

SHANIQUA ************* to Me
NO THANKS TRY SOMEONE ELSE.I'VE ALREADY MADE A DEAL WITH SOMEONE ELSE THEY WILL BE BRINGING ME THE TRUCK TOMORROW MORNING.

Me to SHANIQUA *************
WAIT! Before you make that deal, check out the new, REPAINTED Explorer. I repainted it a nice shiny blue. Please check out the picture and reconsider!

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George (2014-02-27 10:48:24)
Holy shit I would kill to buy that car!!!
ian (2014-02-25 20:44:55)
how dumb is she to think she can get a ford explorer for 1500?
smfh (2014-01-21 08:09:41)
God the comments this generates make me cringe.
Rob (2014-01-16 14:52:53)
1996 Explorer in a 1993 movie.
Chicken (2013-12-10 19:15:06)
black people are the worst!
lovemike (2013-10-09 11:11:34)
Jay, it shows how stupid you are by being racist over something that is just supposed to make people laugh. Wtf is wrong with you?
McHunt (2013-09-29 13:47:39)
It has a CD-ROM!
Jay (2013-08-25 00:00:58)
Shaniqua. Do you think she is a negroid? I don't see her pic, but I bet she's got 3 different fathers for those kids. And welfare is helping pay for everything she buys. Why an Exploder? So she can look good cruisin the 'hood? Damned popolos!
port (2013-08-18 10:38:35)
Too funny!...she takes a screen shot from the movie as the truck pic!
whaaaaaaaaaa? (2013-08-12 15:16:10)
@Kriegar: What makes you think *SHaniqua*, single mother of 3, is a blonde?
Kriegar (2013-08-07 12:01:21)
Another dumb blond bites the dust
jason (2013-07-30 00:56:58)
"Minor animal damage". Nobody picked up its the car that gets rolled by the t-rex
Troy (2013-07-16 15:48:24)
I know.. She actually thought it was the orig movie car and didnt think it worth the price.. Soemthing that would probably auction for over 10k.. too much.
DC (2013-04-20 16:37:44)
"Wow dat so funny I laff outloud LOL LOL LOL LOL eh lo el. Omg dat funny da car is from dat movie wif da flying dinos and shit it so funny. It from land of the lost, right? Oh well me no know." HAHAHAHAHA had to re-post this shit.
herbicide (2013-04-20 06:04:52)
lol i didn't have to read anything as soon as i saw the jurassic park car i lost my shit!
anonymous (2013-03-25 12:57:50)
WTF that car is priceless
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Azeem (2013-02-13 14:13:11)
"Please check out the picture and reconsider!": MS Paint In splits!! Gold man!!

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