The Shaniqua Chronicles pt. 3
Posted at: 2009-06-08 00:52:03
Original ad:
**********HEY YOU THERE*************-$1500
HELLO I AM LOOKING FOR A FORD EXPLORER!I NEED A TRUCK SO IF YOU ARE SELLING YOURS AND IT HAS NO PROBLEMS WHAT SO EVER THEN LET ME KNOW. I'M A SINGLE MOTHER OF 3 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND WE NEED A WAY TO GET AROUND WHERE NO BODY WILL BE ALL CRAMPED UP AND A EXPLORER WILL DO US JUST FINE. I'M LOOKING TO BUY AROUND THE END OF OCTOBER IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT YOU WANT TO SELL THEN GET AT ME A.S.AP.
(the ad also had a picture of her posing for the camera, like that is necessary for an "auto wanted" ad)
Me to SHANIQUA *************
Hello,
I saw your ad on ********** and I think I have a great car for you. I am selling my 1996 Ford Explorer. I used to work in the film industry, and I got this car after it was used in a movie. It has a custom paint job from the movie set. I barely drive it, so it has only around 60,000 miles on it. I really have no use for it anymore, so I am willing to get rid of it. Take a look at it and let me know what you think. I've attached a few pictures of it. Please note that it did have a MINOR accident involving an animal and may have slight damage.
Thanks!
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SHANIQUA ************* to Me
Sir I thank you for trying to help but I don't want to drive the truck from the dinosaur movie.I wouldn't mind if I had money to get it painted over but I don't. Thanks anyway
Me to SHANIQUA *************
I always believe that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, and you shouldn't judge this car by its paint job. It has a great engine that will not quit. From the inside, you can't even tell it is painted like that. This car is reliable, and will NOT be going extinct any time soon.
SHANIQUA ************* to Me
No thanks!!!!
Me to SHANIQUA *************
Tell you what, for an extra 50 bucks I will spray paint the entire car flat black. I took an art class in high school so I have some experience painting and it will look great.
SHANIQUA ************* to Me
NO THANKS!!!WHEN YOU GET A SHINY BLUE OR BLACK ONE THEN YOU LET ME KNOW.
Me to SHANIQUA *************
Here's what I am willing to do. For $60, I will spray paint the entire car black, and then cover it with scotch tape so it is shiny. I'll also throw in a VHS of Jurassic Park I taped off of TBS 5 years ago. Includes many classic "retro" commercials that you don't see on TV anymore. A collector's goldmine!
SHANIQUA ************* to Me
NO THANKS TRY SOMEONE ELSE.I'VE ALREADY MADE A DEAL WITH SOMEONE ELSE THEY WILL BE BRINGING ME THE TRUCK TOMORROW MORNING.
Me to SHANIQUA *************
WAIT! Before you make that deal, check out the new, REPAINTED Explorer. I repainted it a nice shiny blue. Please check out the picture and reconsider!
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Comments:
painter (2010-02-08 03:11:15)
that paint job is pro.
Hamster at Dawn (2010-02-06 06:19:22)
I would so have bought this. Well, if it wasn't obviously a theme park ride lol.
Madtowngurl (2010-01-26 16:21:38)
I think I just peed a little bit! LMAO This woman had to have been going nuts after having 3 crazy responses to her ad!
goldmine (2010-01-25 20:51:48)
i love the 'shine' lines coming off the freshly painted truck!!
scottBIGG (2010-01-25 14:23:01)
I just interrupted my 300 person PoliSci class by laughing at this... good shit
immigrant (2010-01-21 18:03:48)
lolz, best photoshop draing i have seen. LOL
Diane (2010-01-18 14:24:49)
Again...I died laughing, when I saw the pictures of the car!! Great job!
ispyit (2010-01-12 05:03:23)
this is definitely still the best one, I love it.
ccc (2010-01-10 11:56:11)
man that is awsome id buy that sweet rig and the tape does come with it right
Mike (2010-01-06 14:51:05)
Christ on a cracker this woman is stupid.
Pharma108 (2010-01-01 15:48:49)
Very nice site!
andy (2009-12-30 08:17:18)
hahhahahaha
Pharme359 (2009-12-17 01:55:36)
Very nice site!
alexk723 (2009-12-12 13:13:23)
Very nice site!
Mylo (2009-12-08 03:07:23)
absolute genious, you beat out the e-baums "arnie" prank phone calls by a long shot
natural_girl (2009-12-08 02:49:44)
i.can't.stop.laughing !!
where do you come up with this stuff ??!!!
Karrin (2009-12-05 19:47:11)
WAIT! ... so funny.
you are a very naughty Boy. :)
aish (2009-11-30 23:01:58)
it would've been so great if that other person she made the deal with was you again.
brian c (2009-11-28 21:44:59)
hm?
Amy (2009-11-28 03:13:55)
I enjoy the fact that the car in the picture still has a cast member in it.
Pharmd200 (2009-11-25 15:07:21)
Very nice site!
heeheehaha (2009-11-24 17:26:56)
thats hilarioussssssss!!!!!!
mr oli (2009-11-24 04:18:50)
thats not photoshop, thats paint!
Frank (2009-11-23 17:27:40)
I love it!! now you are getting into fine arts!! I like the photoshop skills on this one! Just like the tears coming out of the leaky head light.
I-AM-Amused (2009-11-22 11:41:57)
That was funny...I kinda feel bad 4 her @ this point! LMAO She must think the ppl on that site r nuts! I'm mad he used the paint app and resent it! LMAO!
BP (2009-11-22 05:58:05)
Best site ever!
jay (2009-11-20 17:11:14)
holy shit man, as soon as I saw the car I couldn't stop laughing. It just got funnier and funnier, good job.
Signbrat04 (2009-11-20 06:58:21)
This has been the best compared to the 1998 nissan fender bender with headligh fluid I love this!
anonymous (2009-11-20 05:42:48)
i would drive that!
Leon (2009-11-18 23:18:55)
Please note that it did have a MINOR accident involving an animal and may have slight damage.
Tiyou (2009-11-14 19:48:39)
who wouldnt want to drive a freakin jurassic park car? XD
Paxson (2009-11-13 22:06:23)
That's one badass truck. Why would she pass up on that?
tard (2009-11-12 11:44:13)
what fuckin idiot wouldnt want to drive the Jurassic Park truck? that shit would be awesome!
Libra (2009-11-09 11:41:37)
I love how she randomly goes into all caps.
hitme (2009-11-08 21:11:36)
hahahaha "from the inside, you can't even tell it's painted like that!"
AAAAAAA (2009-11-05 20:56:31)
You should've shopped it to blue much better.
LAWL, you haven't even heard of Jurassic Park? Retard.
supersoaker (2009-10-31 02:05:21)
bahahah this shit has me soooooo weak right now. by far THE best ever
Beehive (2009-10-29 20:44:45)
This is the best of the Shaniqua Trilogy.
LAWL (2009-10-29 00:48:21)
When I saw the 2nd picture with the huge metal rail under the car I started laughing my ass off. Is this a prop car in an amusement park ride or something? ROFL!
Dyvim (2009-10-28 10:39:37)
I've seen this one while in a meeting. I couldn't stop the tears in my eyes while trying to stop myself from laughing as hell :) That paint job was the killer part man...
LUEshi (2009-10-27 20:54:22)
I laughed my ass off at the paintjob.
Special-K (2009-10-23 14:49:19)
what is that ladys problem? i would totally drive that car. i mean, who else has a car that looks like that? ~yay originality~
Sidnelsom (2009-10-22 02:35:55)
Awesome paintjob
anonymous (2009-10-14 20:41:28)
,maybe they do,shit are some people dumb
anonymous (2009-10-14 20:39:03)
i'm sure people know he doesn't have the car,retard,
they are simply commenting on the fact that the lady is stupid for not wanting the car
anonymous (2009-10-14 13:53:19)
There's a lot of people saying they would have taken the Jurassic Park car....You DO know he doesn't actually have it right...
Anonymous (2009-10-10 01:31:54)
Fuck, I'd love to have that car.
Girls are retards (2009-10-09 11:52:05)
You sir, however, are a genius. Keep it up!
Girls are retards (2009-10-09 11:51:14)
Some girls that post actually think you own this car. No wonder you make fun of women more often. And spell out your words! No one gives a shit that you LOL'ed!
makc (2009-10-08 07:48:33)
stupid hoe, this car could earn her fortune on ebay (if it was real)
Dave (2009-10-08 05:06:09)
"This car will NOT be going to extinct anytime soon." - LOLOLOL !!!!!!!!!!
lmao (2009-10-07 16:57:34)
I got kicked out of class for falling out of my chair after seeing the repainted pic. LMFAO
bmoney215 (2009-10-06 15:52:26)
this is the best one, hands down
Sparkle (2009-10-04 13:32:57)
HAHAHAHAHA.
Dresden (2009-10-03 20:45:09)
Holy shit, ROFLMAO!
BFFjill (2009-10-01 20:10:29)
I fucking cry everytime I look at the paint job.
Perfect.
This one was perfect.
LMAO.
bmdbmdbmd (2009-10-01 16:09:16)
Worddddddddd
Zil (2009-09-28 01:55:45)
I honestly think I died laughing at this one
Amanda Kruel (2009-09-27 03:56:26)
I LOL'ed.
Also, I bet you could sell the car with the original JP paint to some collector for way more...
gargantuangullet (2009-09-21 01:44:46)
I mean, its funnier being the one to do it. Dur.
gargantuangullet (2009-09-21 01:43:59)
I love this site. I mess with people in chatrooms all the time. It's even funnier when you're doing it.
jj (2009-09-19 18:00:38)
loving the little 'shiney marks' *bling*!
Lauren (2009-09-18 15:03:30)
I laughed so hard at the "paint job," hilarious!
sweden (2009-09-18 13:01:30)
hahahahahaha
fuzzyball9456 (2009-09-17 11:53:03)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
luxoriente (2009-09-15 09:38:24)
oh fuck son i laughed so hard i think i broke something.
the blue with the shine lines holy shit
Nigger 2 (2009-09-14 23:35:31)
OMG NIGGA YOU NEED SPINNERS
Barbrady (2009-09-14 23:35:04)
OMG. The picture at the end was hysterical. You used paint to paint it blue then the sparkles, just wow. Hysterical. Later that lady is going to read that and laugh I hope.
Pua (2009-09-12 12:49:35)
Y the he'll wouldn't she want that car from the movie. That's awesome. I would love to drive that car. It's mad wicked!
Mr Deeds (2009-09-09 12:04:42)
This car is reliable, and will NOT be going extinct any time soon.
Jon (2009-09-08 10:06:01)
Definitely my favourite one, I love it
Mr. WTF (2009-09-05 05:44:19)
What The Fuck
angry (2009-09-04 14:47:48)
I can't stop laughing at this shit! I just found this site a few days ago and I finally read through all the posts. Dude you should be paid or at least get some type of compensation - hilarious shit!
NIGGER (2009-09-03 23:50:26)
LOL THE SPARKLE BEAMS
HAHAHA (2009-08-28 23:19:20)
"I repainted it a nice shiny blue. Please check out the picture and reconsider!"
it's beautiful
Grerlysek (2009-08-28 18:40:33)
Hi there!
I would like to burn a theme at this forum. There is such a nicey, called HYIP, or High Yield Investment Program. It reminds of ponzy-like structure, but in rare cases one may happen to meet a company that really pays up to 2% daily not
jakldjawkld (2009-08-28 12:29:28)
"This car is reliable, and will NOT be going extinct any time soon." Pure gold.
ASK (2009-08-27 03:45:06)
HAHAHAHA I like how the light is shining off the newly painted blue.
Too Funny (2009-08-26 15:12:39)
This has got to be one of the best ones I have read. Too funny! The blue paint on the last picture was unexpected and genius. Thanks! roflmao
yea (2009-08-26 14:08:13)
I would die to have that truck, how friggin cool
MaryAlice (2009-08-25 15:49:52)
What's funny in her post is she needs a BIG honkin' truck for her 3 beautiful girls who must be enormous to need that much room!!
james (2009-08-24 20:47:47)
loling at the t-rex in the background of the 1st pic.
threecard (2009-08-24 02:08:43)
even at 10+ years old, no one is selling a ford explorer that runs, can pass inspection, has a title, can be registered in PA, etc, for $1500. totally deserved the hassle for ignorance/charity pleading. Yeah, work the kids, mama, don't want those poor
JR (2009-08-23 02:15:28)
Tears in my eyes man...freakin priceless!
OMG (2009-08-23 01:46:09)
I FUCKING LOVE YOU! I READ THE FIRST 2, THEN I LOOK AT THIS ONE AND I FUCKIN DIED WHEN I SAW JURRASIC PARK. omg im crying so bad. fucking love you <33333333333
ille (2009-08-19 21:45:07)
SHIT! I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT DUNCAN!!! SIR.DUNCAN
jojie (2009-08-19 17:30:41)
"from the inside u cant even tell its painted like that" lmfaooo
RimJOb (2009-08-19 13:04:47)
It's all about the rays of light coming of that shiny blue paint job, fucking hilarious... I agree Shaniqua is a cunt and Duncan lives inside of her
appreciate (2009-08-18 22:16:05)
this girl has to be dumb to turn down a Jurassic park SUV with only minor t-rex caused damage. seriously, If she thought that offer was real and turned it down, then she deserved to be toyed with three different instances
atomic_haze378 (2009-08-18 16:34:57)
Wowzers, she sure is Picky about what kinda Explorers are Available for $1500.00 --- Had she been even REMOTELY Intelligent, seems she would've jumped at the Deal and Re-Sold it on e-Bay --- Either way, HARDEST Laugh I've had thus far on the Site!
Abortionpowwa (2009-08-18 02:22:56)
i f.d.a.'d the Bush twins SQUEAL LIKE A PIIIIG!
Winner'sCircle (2009-08-18 02:21:39)
I voted for Obama, and he won.
anonymous (2009-08-17 20:52:16)
dodson! dodson! we got dodson here!! see? nobody cares.. nice hat, what are you a secret agent?
Doddz (2009-08-17 20:04:23)
LOVE THIS GUY <3
rod munch (2009-08-17 15:58:38)
Oh i get it, Duncan is being sarcastic. LOL that is really funny
lose (2009-08-17 12:57:40)
YEHA LOLZ IM BLACK I VOTE FUR OBAMA CuZ HES BLK TOO YAY EVERYONE WHO DUSN LIKE HEM IS RACIST SHUT.
win (2009-08-17 12:55:11)
GO OBAMA YEAH
Anon (2009-08-17 12:37:38)
Fuck you, you racist piece of shit.
anonymous (2009-08-17 02:53:35)
lol obviously the last person who commented was black
anonymous (2009-08-17 02:09:14)
wow you're a racist, classist miserable asshole.
zaak (2009-08-14 21:52:40)
holy fuck i just laughed sooo hard... what a dumb nigg
zaak (2009-08-14 21:40:30)
holy fuck i just laughed sooo hard... what a dumb nigg
Mrs. S Bacon (2009-08-14 01:17:48)
hahahaha ridiculous i was actually crying!
anonymous (2009-08-12 23:52:43)
oh dear god.. my insides hurt from laughing so hard.
anonymous (2009-08-11 23:16:48)
CAN'T.....BREATHE....LAUGHING....TOO.........HARD.
tha_dizz (2009-08-11 14:26:11)
im all on dat ride
NYCGuy (2009-08-11 09:36:11)
You are the funniest person alive and the blue pic is so freakin hilarious I just crapped my pants.
tits (2009-08-10 04:36:59)
So, I took the time to read everything... I think this was my favorite one. Shit... haha
jp fan (2009-08-09 15:10:12)
wish this were real!
i looooove that movie
always wanted that carr as a kidd
Duncan is a slut (2009-08-08 17:21:18)
Lol i love da paint job...ball bustin shyt..and da fakt tat da master tat he is he even managed da shiney part..wit em ultra violet rays lyk stuff emergin frm da surface ? Top notch shyt.
Mike (2009-08-07 20:32:36)
I want MORE!!!!!!
fuck this site (2009-08-06 17:01:34)
You seriously posted this story without researching the exact year this Explorer is? You're a fucking disgrace, fuck this gay ass site.
Dan (2009-08-06 07:55:47)
The movie was released in 1993, so it's definitely not a '96.
But seriously, that's a good deal. I would have bought one for that price with that mileage, if it was still in that condition.
Goldfish (2009-08-06 00:23:40)
Does the car come with Dr. Grant? :D That, my friend was a masterstroke. How Jurassic Park even popped into your head i'll never know.
know-it-all (2009-08-04 08:50:38)
Not a 1996 model explorer, body style is pre 1995
pro-crastinator (2009-08-03 21:50:32)
pretty much my favorite on the site, how did you seriously think of the jurassic park car? that would be fucking sweet to drive
ehe (2009-08-03 21:48:36)
the vhs got me soo bad, the detail makes these 10 times funnier. i don't know how you come up with that shit
cheezstick (2009-08-03 21:44:44)
i love how Dr. Grant is in the back seat in one of the pictures
jay (2009-08-03 12:20:55)
SHANIQUA is a kunt
naodwalk (2009-08-01 22:49:09)
I lost it when I saw the painting awsome job
Matt (2009-08-01 14:18:18)
would you be willing to paint my accord, I'll cover the cost
ha (2009-07-30 23:16:57)
this is friggin' hillarious!!!!!!!!!! AHAHHA the blue paint job really got me. :P
Race 'ist' Bannon (2009-07-30 20:28:13)
<font color=orange>ROFLCOPTER at Marylin AKA Snarlin Marlin.</font>
Duncan (2009-07-30 05:18:58)
Now I get it! She wanted a regular Ford Explorer, and he offered her an Explorer from the movie Jurassic Park. Haha, that's classic!
Distraction (2009-07-30 04:21:38)
Oh shit, I'm trying to read these in my law library, and people are actually getting really fucked off with me laughing so hard! The blue pic is hilarious!
HA! (2009-07-29 20:16:27)
Holy shit, I almost suffocated! Too good!
Anal beads (2009-07-29 15:17:28)
Soo funny. I can't read this at work. I'm literally distracting people
zadot (2009-07-29 12:47:16)
i'm crying over here, can't stop laughing
okae (2009-07-29 03:37:34)
ROFL this is the best ending to the series. as soon as I saw the car I freaked. fucking hilarious.
hahaha (2009-07-29 03:30:33)
When I saw the picture of the Jurassic Park car, I laughed so hard, I cried. For a good 5 minutes. And no, I'm not making this up.
chops (2009-07-26 16:08:20)
Jurassic park.... hahahaha fuckin brilliant,,, top drawer
SkanksofAmerica (2009-07-25 14:34:18)
Marilyn, nobody gives a flying FUCK about you knowing a white girl named Shaniqua. I KNOW A BLACK GUY NAMED KEVEN OOOOOOOOOOHHHhhh. See, thats just about how fucking stupid you look. Now go do something constructive with yourself like, doucheing that nast
SkanksofAmerica (2009-07-25 14:34:15)
Marilyn, nobody gives a flying FUCK about you knowing a white girl named Shaniqua. I KNOW A BLACK GUY NAMED KEVEN OOOOOOOOOOHHHhhh. See, thats just about how fucking stupid you look. Now go do something constructive with yourself like, doucheing that nast
anonymous (2009-07-25 13:38:03)
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Dale (2009-07-25 08:31:03)
HOLY FUCK! When i scrolled down and saw the "painted" explorer i fucking woke up the whole neighborhood from laughing so hysterically!
dan (2009-07-24 15:15:40)
what's lost in this is that shaniqua needs to get her priorities straight. i would ABSOLUTELY buy that car for 1500 dollars, especially if i were in a pinch and needed something to drive my little girls around in.
in fact i'm pretty sure the p
shenaynay (2009-07-24 09:47:22)
how do you know a white person name shenequa? that must suck for him/her. BTW this website can be as racist as it wants. Welcome to America
Sniper (2009-07-24 05:53:02)
Clever girl.
Mariyln (2009-07-24 05:28:29)
I just so happen to know a white girl name Shaniqua so you all you ignorant stereotyping goons can SUCK it!
Marilyn (2009-07-24 05:27:38)
oops my comment got cut off anywho, what I was saying is nowhere does it say Shaniqua is black so to that guy Matteo who said "you just can't reason with niggers" take your ignorant ass somewhere else. I just so happen to know a white girl nam
Marliyn (2009-07-24 05:24:10)
I know this website MUST be monitered somehow? This was good stuff to read, but I was disturbed to see the racial slurs that was thrown out left and right in the other comments. (why doesn't this stuff get deleted by anyone?) No where in this email do
anon (2009-07-23 10:46:00)
WINRAR!!
l1qu1dsk1e (2009-07-21 02:44:57)
Hahahaha That car kicks ass! What bitch thinks she can post her picture and thinks its gonna get her a perfect SUV for 1500? Go look in the ghetto for a buy here pay here kind of place.
D-Mont (2009-07-20 22:01:00)
I bought my '90 firebird for $800
jboi9 (2009-07-20 17:19:45)
Um it would be AWESOME to ride in that car!
lol (2009-07-20 14:12:25)
.
dude (2009-07-20 01:04:06)
First of a
Jaclyn Reynolds (2009-07-19 23:07:48)
My son is obsessed w/ jurassic park right now, can't wait to show him this, you are making me LMAO tonight!!!
RM (2009-07-19 17:53:04)
The best part about this is that he claims the Explorer is a 1996, when Jurassic Park definitely came out in 1993.
andrew (2009-07-18 23:51:12)
lawl, this is my favoriye website
anonymous (2009-07-18 02:17:18)
shaniqua... is black :D
Disease (2009-07-17 21:58:49)
seriously made my day, i was laughing when you when you told her about the dinosaur car and i lol'd even more when i saw the repainted one...
Dunncan (2009-07-17 16:55:48)
She wanted a regular Explorer and he tried to offer her the Explorer from the movie!
carniver (2009-07-16 20:48:21)
She's trying to fool someone and you fooled her instead, brilliant!
YES! (2009-07-16 17:49:30)
Shaniqua probably rethought ever posting a classified ad after this.
HAHA (2009-07-15 14:05:19)
I repainted it a nice shiny blue. OMFG that was funnyXD
Johnny (2009-07-15 12:00:02)
Standing in a kids store while my wife buys shit. I'm outta my mind bored. You saved me. I'm dyin laffin.
ass blaster (2009-07-14 23:07:27)
Your right up there with the jerky boys, bitch!
bass hertz (2009-07-14 18:31:31)
ohh shit, this shit is medecine. I almost shit myself when scrolled down and saw the car.
Tax Paying Citizen (2009-07-14 17:30:52)
Hi...I'm a single mom of 3 kids a I want someone to basically give me a car with absolutely no problem at all. Oh and P.S. : I be ballin outta control so that shit needs to have a nice paint job too. Fuckin' welfare cases....
Joe (2009-07-14 13:53:42)
LMAO!!! BRILLIANT!
larmu (2009-07-14 09:27:44)
Amazing, keep up the good work!
HughBichacockov (2009-07-13 20:25:44)
Sir? You have inspired me.
chels (2009-07-13 14:56:38)
this is fucking amazing lol
xxx (2009-07-12 22:36:51)
Wow, that was the most hilarious shit I've ever read/seen.
anonymous (2009-07-12 19:18:30)
Steve, You're WEAK
Steve (2009-07-12 15:10:26)
weak.
Qwerty (2009-07-11 01:28:46)
OMG my stomach hurts from laughing so hard and my dog is looking at me like I'm crazy. This just made my night/week/year, I'm obessed w/ this guy!!!! Keep 'em comin!!
anonymous (2009-07-11 00:20:52)
luff it
Deuce (2009-07-10 17:42:55)
Oh my god did I need a good laugh. I love this site and the shenanigans pulled. This girl really might be to stupid to drive...
tini (2009-07-10 16:15:16)
HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AH AH A
bdawg (2009-07-10 10:59:23)
I was DYING laughing at this. You gotta be kidding me, where do you come up with this. Classic..
lol (2009-07-10 02:15:24)
NICEEEE
Chuck Norris (2009-07-09 23:13:31)
Holy Shit that was funny!!!!
Alexis (2009-07-09 20:55:47)
holy shit LMAO nice paint job! what the hell does she want for $1,500?!
nursewarhol (2009-07-09 17:47:00)
That shit is hillarious!!!!!! Dumb fucking cunt
yourbiggestfan (2009-07-09 17:11:31)
I just masterbated to that one!
God Damit (2009-07-09 12:47:07)
This shit is so funny. Very talented user of Mircosoft paint I see.
LG (2009-07-09 11:10:58)
Still funny the next day ..... lololololol.....
Hot Mama (2009-07-09 06:29:31)
That was great. I have read every since email on this site! I want more please!
Blazur (2009-07-08 23:26:47)
I laughed so damn hard at this, LOL!
PM (2009-07-08 18:52:37)
Go to scambaiters.com for some really funny stuff. People messing with those lovely Nigerians!
LG (2009-07-08 16:47:29)
Your site has made my afternoon. This is the funniest stuff I've seen
Poo (2009-07-08 14:47:17)
Haha, Shaniqua
Mike Okizard (2009-07-08 10:06:08)
Keep it up
Analprincess26 (2009-07-08 10:00:01)
Yep this shit is funny.....Dont let anyone tell you otherwise...I've fucked with a few people myself, it's Classic
Impressed (2009-07-08 09:56:37)
Dear unimpressed. Go fuck yourself.
Unimpressed (2009-07-08 07:03:18)
I've now read the entire site, and almost all of these are so over the top that they aren't funny. BTW-Whoever said it took them two hours to read the site, what are you, retarded?
Leo (2009-07-07 17:29:56)
lmaooo i had to bite a pen to restrain myself from cracking up at work
Pukka (2009-07-07 17:21:48)
wahahaha the funniest **** ever
Brett (2009-07-06 16:43:04)
Well played sir, well played.
anonymous (2009-07-06 15:27:52)
haha
Bored (2009-07-06 14:28:36)
Well sir, I just finished reading everything you're site has to offer. I couldn't have had a better time. Thank you for doing this and being who you are! I will now start a quest to get the same results myself. I am truely inspired!
anonymous (2009-07-06 14:26:35)
word
Zo (2009-07-06 14:19:45)
effin a...efiin a.
JustMe (2009-07-05 08:10:06)
OMFG this one hands down takes the cake,...*
asdf (2009-07-04 12:42:27)
I just shat myself laughing!
anonymous (2009-07-04 11:56:33)
"OMG!!! HAHAHA the jurassic park dude is sitting in the back seat on the second pic!! ROFLMAO!!"
yeah. and there's half a fucking dinosaur jaw above the windscreen in first pic.
anonymous (2009-07-04 01:43:41)
OMG!!! HAHAHA the jurassic park dude is sitting in the back seat on the second pic!! ROFLMAO!!
anonymous (2009-07-02 18:32:21)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jimmy (2009-07-02 16:24:28)
A collector's goldmine...oh my god this is the best one.
blackdiscotrap (2009-07-02 12:25:42)
Gold!
Gretch (2009-07-02 11:30:58)
Seriously, dude. these are hysterical. WTG and thanks for making me SMILE :)
btchn (2009-07-02 01:28:53)
you should have thrown in a velociraptor
LedZep (2009-07-01 17:02:39)
I don't see what her problem is, I'd totally buy the car with the original paint job. It's funny how he didn't even realize it's just screen shots from the movie XD
usdm420 (2009-07-01 16:11:19)
How the hell does someone complain about the condition of an Explorer with $1500 cash? Damn that was good.
TexNL (2009-07-01 07:04:30)
THIS IS BRILLIANT!!
bikeracer (2009-06-30 23:58:05)
this is the best one! Out of the whole site - this one takes it!
Dom (2009-06-30 11:08:53)
Did you finally make the deal???
I think there must be evaluation email, kinda are u happy with ur choice ... I hope your car broke down ... told you to buy mine ... wanna make a deal ...
Dom (2009-06-30 11:04:14)
He dude,would you mind doing a paint job for my bronco ;-) but plz make it shinny and bling bling so my bros will be jalouse ...
dood (2009-06-28 11:35:02)
They is sumpin funny in the warder in DelMontPhilChesCo I nearly sharted.
Ob1 (2009-06-26 22:35:42)
Re: koolaid man
painting it flat black was the 1 joke you were lookin for
SHomey de Clown (2009-06-26 16:25:21)
I laughed so hard pee came out!
MagicianRabbit (2009-06-26 04:45:57)
Fuck, lol. Man these ones are funny!
jojo (2009-06-26 01:52:30)
HOLY SHIT I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!! THIS IS EPIC!!
jd salens (2009-06-25 21:40:05)
the best part are the "shiny" lines coming out of the ms paint pic
zelazl (2009-06-25 15:51:53)
As soon as I saw the last pic I almost died laughing.
Huni (2009-06-25 08:09:35)
Im dying! hahahahahaha.... it hurts..... make it stop...... hahahahahahahaahahahah
Kool Aid Man (2009-06-25 03:58:08)
This email could have used a black joke. At least ONE
Mike (2009-06-24 23:15:43)
It just has to be fake... who wouldn't want the Jurassic Park jeep?! If this isn't fake, my faith in humanity is lost forever... again!
anonymous (2009-06-24 20:13:01)
I bet she would've bought the plane from "snakes on a plane"
sebastien bach (2009-06-24 12:17:29)
That paint job is fantastic. Well done.
Yurles (2009-06-24 09:02:39)
Fucking brilliant!
Code (2009-06-23 13:38:04)
Just Priceless. I can't believe this. I like the comment made by another who said his life has meaning because of this. It's true. Priceless. Thank you.
admin (2009-06-22 11:32:42)
they are just screenshots from the movie. you'll notice in the second one, Sam Neill is sitting in the back, looking out the window haha
Monikka (2009-06-22 08:13:03)
Wow. Where in the world did you find not one, but TWO pics of the Jurassic Park car? And the re-PAINTed blue pic...I have tears in my eyes. Soooo funny.
Hahaha. (2009-06-22 05:19:47)
I didn't even get to read it when I saw the picture of the Jurassic Park car. From there, I laughed for 10 minutes and couldn't stop and when I tried raeding on, my stomach hurt from laughing too much.
Bahahaa (2009-06-21 22:21:28)
"For $60, I will spray paint the entire car black, and then cover it with scotch tape so it is shiny."
That was so great.
hilarious (2009-06-21 19:35:10)
This was the best shit I read in a loong long time. I love you man.
anonymous (2009-06-21 03:40:33)
niggers?
Mihir (2009-06-20 19:21:15)
Absolute favourite!
adrian (2009-06-20 14:23:19)
the paint job thing was goddamn awesome
best of the three parter
Devil King (2009-06-20 07:04:48)
Fell from my chair laughing.... and now i am gonna sue u for my injury.... ;)
anonymous (2009-06-20 05:44:15)
its about time the comments for a video are all positive. Keep doin ur thang n going against the grain and providing these hilarious jokes
MC Kim Jong Ill (2009-06-20 03:38:10)
Are you still selling it?
debbie (2009-06-19 21:33:53)
you should be a comedian, someone at work found this web site, and sent a bunch of us this link. i was laughing so hard at this i truly could not answer the phone, my boss even yelled out, debbie what is soooo funny? i
lawzl (2009-06-19 15:11:07)
im fucking dying, this is so funny,
hahahah (2009-06-19 13:09:02)
niiiiice. i just lost my lunch i was laughing so hard.
anonymous (2009-06-19 11:19:34)
"THE dinaosaur movie"?? the title is right there on the side of the car you stupid bitch, JURASSIC PARK.
MasterRaiger (2009-06-19 03:51:26)
I want that soooooo baaad!!! I would have paid 40k for that! She fails so hard!!! She could have sold it!!! Lol..... tracks.....
nnatic (2009-06-18 21:02:30)
this shit is hilarious!!
alanwine (2009-06-18 17:13:05)
the sparkles on the new paint job are amazing. you are my hero.
crying (2009-06-18 12:48:41)
seriously this brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard.
evilbitxx (2009-06-17 23:23:46)
this is priceless... can't remember when was the last time i laughed this hard!!!
matteo (2009-06-17 19:42:46)
me (2009-06-17 11:14:25)
you cant get a transmission for an explorer for 1500.. if the thing drives down the road its a 2500 car min.
you just can't reason with niggers...
anonymous (2009-06-17 16:29:24)
Lol dude, I had a few chuckles until the very end. That got me rolling hard.
me (2009-06-17 11:14:25)
you cant get a transmission for an explorer for 1500.. if the thing drives down the road its a 2500 car min.
Anon (2009-06-17 06:22:32)
I almost laughed to death at the "Won't be going extinct" line....
Not to mention:
A) The car's
lamons (2009-06-17 04:50:34)
What a dumb ass of a cow, The Jurrasic Car would be the perfect deal.. :O
anonymous (2009-06-17 04:23:00)
What kind of self centered bitch begs for a perfect $1500 Explorer?
wwwwwowwwww (2009-06-16 17:42:49)
dont complain about a jurassic paint job
anonymous (2009-06-16 07:05:14)
classic
jigaboo (2009-06-16 06:19:35)
my life now has purpose and meaning after reading that
Holy_Bejeezus (2009-06-13 20:01:28)
I also would have bought the Jurassic Park Explorer without a second thought, even with the MINOR damage caused by animals (I've always wanted that JP wreck!)
De passage (2009-06-13 16:34:09)
LMAO :D Love the painted one hahaha
Hellyeah (2009-06-13 14:08:14)
I'd buy it for 1500. Put on fleabay as a 'genuine movie prop'. Then take the proceeds and buy a pony. Or maybe a section of highway. And put up a toll booth.
Anyway I'd probably spend it all on beer.
steve (2009-06-13 13:30:09)
i would seriously buy a Jurassic park car
Zombies (2009-06-13 12:40:35)
What the FUCK?! Who would complain about a custom Jurassic Park paint job? What a freak.
Davis (2009-06-13 09:34:48)
From the inside, you can't even tell it is painted like that.
rockyes.jpg
Raven (2009-06-13 08:16:25)
I think most of us would have taken the Jurrisic Park Explorer... ahaha.
h (2009-06-13 03:14:17)
Hey man I really love your painting skills you remind me of an artist I met in a coffeeshop I forgot to get his number so I couldn't get him to paint my car but I'm willing to pay you 10 bucks to do my car like the origional drawing, get in touch.
lewax00 (2009-06-13 00:27:11)
She's not bothered by the fact that it's stuck on a track?
lol (2009-06-12 19:56:18)
I can't believe she just dismissed it so quickly cause it was the Jurrassic Park care haha. If it were real she could have resold it for so much $$$
Golden... golden (2009-06-12 19:30:35)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH this one was hilarious!
Darth_Ayrbraw (2009-06-12 15:17:13)
If I had the chance, I would have taken the Jurassic Park Explorer without a second thought.
aksfjh (2009-06-12 13:05:02)
I would have bought the car with the original paint job...
fez2004 (2009-06-12 10:40:36)
Holy shit, nice paint job. Real shiny, too, it's like fucking god rays.
I'd buy it.
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