The Shaniqua Chronicles pt. 3
Posted at: 2009-06-08 00:52:03
Original ad:
**********HEY YOU THERE*************-$1500
HELLO I AM LOOKING FOR A FORD EXPLORER!I NEED A TRUCK SO IF YOU ARE SELLING YOURS AND IT HAS NO PROBLEMS WHAT SO EVER THEN LET ME KNOW. I'M A SINGLE MOTHER OF 3 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND WE NEED A WAY TO GET AROUND WHERE NO BODY WILL BE ALL CRAMPED UP AND A EXPLORER WILL DO US JUST FINE. I'M LOOKING TO BUY AROUND THE END OF OCTOBER IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT YOU WANT TO SELL THEN GET AT ME A.S.AP.
(the ad also had a picture of her posing for the camera, like that is necessary for an "auto wanted" ad)
Me to SHANIQUA *************
Hello,
I saw your ad on ********** and I think I have a great car for you. I am selling my 1996 Ford Explorer. I used to work in the film industry, and I got this car after it was used in a movie. It has a custom paint job from the movie set. I barely drive it, so it has only around 60,000 miles on it. I really have no use for it anymore, so I am willing to get rid of it. Take a look at it and let me know what you think. I've attached a few pictures of it. Please note that it did have a MINOR accident involving an animal and may have slight damage.
Thanks!
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SHANIQUA ************* to Me
Sir I thank you for trying to help but I don't want to drive the truck from the dinosaur movie.I wouldn't mind if I had money to get it painted over but I don't. Thanks anyway
Me to SHANIQUA *************
I always believe that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, and you shouldn't judge this car by its paint job. It has a great engine that will not quit. From the inside, you can't even tell it is painted like that. This car is reliable, and will NOT be going extinct any time soon.
SHANIQUA ************* to Me
No thanks!!!!
Me to SHANIQUA *************
Tell you what, for an extra 50 bucks I will spray paint the entire car flat black. I took an art class in high school so I have some experience painting and it will look great.
SHANIQUA ************* to Me
NO THANKS!!!WHEN YOU GET A SHINY BLUE OR BLACK ONE THEN YOU LET ME KNOW.
Me to SHANIQUA *************
Here's what I am willing to do. For $60, I will spray paint the entire car black, and then cover it with scotch tape so it is shiny. I'll also throw in a VHS of Jurassic Park I taped off of TBS 5 years ago. Includes many classic "retro" commercials that you don't see on TV anymore. A collector's goldmine!
SHANIQUA ************* to Me
NO THANKS TRY SOMEONE ELSE.I'VE ALREADY MADE A DEAL WITH SOMEONE ELSE THEY WILL BE BRINGING ME THE TRUCK TOMORROW MORNING.
Me to SHANIQUA *************
WAIT! Before you make that deal, check out the new, REPAINTED Explorer. I repainted it a nice shiny blue. Please check out the picture and reconsider!
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DC (2013-04-20 16:37:44)
"Wow dat so funny I laff outloud LOL LOL LOL LOL eh lo el. Omg dat funny da car is from dat movie wif da flying dinos and shit it so funny. It from land of the lost, right? Oh well me no know." HAHAHAHAHA had to re-post this shit.
herbicide (2013-04-20 06:04:52)
lol i didn't have to read anything as soon as i saw the jurassic park car i lost my shit!
anonymous (2013-03-25 12:57:50)
WTF that car is priceless
RemyemberbGed (2013-03-14 06:08:30)
Si vous explorez de multiples collections qui se trouvent mis à la disposition de chaussures Vans, on peut certainement compter sur une qualité exceptionnelle sur l'offre à eux. Il possède une collection attrayante pour choisir parmi révèlent
RemyemberbGed (2013-03-11 23:53:52)
Si vous explorez de multiples collections qui se trouvent mis à la disposition de chaussures Vans, on peut certainement compter sur une qualité exceptionnelle sur l'offre à eux. Il possède une collection attrayante pour choisir parmi révèlent
RemyemberbGed (2013-03-10 23:54:41)
Si vous explorez de multiples collections qui se trouvent mis à la disposition de chaussures Vans, on peut certainement compter sur une qualité exceptionnelle sur l'offre à eux. Il possède une collection attrayante pour choisir parmi révèlent
RemyemberbGed (2013-03-04 00:27:31)
Si vous explorez de multiples collections qui se trouvent mis à la disposition de chaussures Vans, on peut certainement compter sur une qualité exceptionnelle sur l'offre à eux. Il possède une collection attrayante pour choisir parmi révèlent
RemyemberbGed (2013-02-20 07:27:29)
Le propriétaire de l'animal doit rechercher un soin. Ce qui doit être fait avec soin et considération, car il est dans l'intérêt des animaux qu'il aime. Certains facteurs doivent être pris en compte pour lui de trouver l'établisse
RemyemberbGed (2013-02-19 00:36:02)
Shiseido, le Japon le plus grand fabricant de cosmétiques, a déclaré des ventes de la crème sont meilleurs que prévu, un reflet de la façon dont les produits de soin haut de gamme sont de plus en récession a frappé le Japon. Rivaux Kao Corp et K
Azeem (2013-02-13 14:13:11)
"Please check out the picture and reconsider!":
MS Paint
In splits!! Gold man!!
Ab (2013-02-12 01:50:59)
Wow dat so funny I laff outloud LOL LOL LOL LOL eh lo el. Omg dat funny da car is from dat movie wif da flying dinos and shit it so funny. It from land of the lost, right? Oh well me no know.
reirtybreable (2013-02-06 03:36:14)
Le tacheté et orientale towhees (anciennement combinés en tant que towhee roux-verso) ont une zone étroite hybride dans les plaines centrales Lacs. En général, une femelle tachetée diffère moins d'un mâle que dans la partie orientale. Longue
Max Lotz (2013-01-06 19:47:35)
I love how she says "the dinosaur movie" even though the movie title is right fucking there, written on the side of the car.
Etellex (2012-12-28 17:15:12)
It would be even funnier if she actually bought it at the end.
Ryan (2012-12-01 14:31:41)
I love how in the second picture you can see Sam Neill sitting in the backseat.
Dredd (2012-11-21 09:39:33)
Who wouldn't want a Jurrasic Park car?
david wewrd that so (2012-10-31 01:25:46)
hahah too funny.i wonder if she thought it was weird that someone in the film industry that got this off a movie set would have to tape jurassic park
testman (2012-10-22 10:07:27)
@ally it's a movie screenshot, the car was like that in the movie, if i remember correctly
ally (2012-10-19 22:55:39)
Did anyone notice it was still on tracks from a ride attraction...
anonymous (2012-10-19 18:24:40)
This car is reliable, and will NOT be going extinct any time soon. So much win
danwat1234 (2012-10-12 21:42:33)
I'd buy that Explorer in a heartbeat! Jurassic Park oh yea
wut (2012-09-25 23:41:03)
This woman thinks she's going to get a SUV in good condition that still has shiny paint for $1500 and can't spend a penny more than that? LOL
Shane (2012-09-23 20:31:17)
"No thanks, I don't want the car from Jurassic Park"
She believes it's the original car and doesn't want it...
I'd do anything for that car.
Alexatedw (2012-08-17 11:52:33)
Try throwing in the NVG's from the back seat...
anonymous (2012-08-08 16:45:35)
I love this one. Fun fact though. Jurassic Park came out in '93 so it can't be a '96 explorer. Still funny regardless.
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