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Pube Stylists
Posted at: 2009-06-15 00:11:52
Original ad:
WE PAY TO CUT YOUR HAIR!
We are a hair styling school that is looking for volunteers to get their hair styled/dyed by our students. We will pay you up to $50. Preferably women/girls
From Mike Anderson to *********@*********.org

Hey! I saw your ad saying you will pay cash to cut my hair! Well I just got my head shaved, but I haven't trimmed my pubes in about five months. They are pretty gnarly, and I jammed my beard trimmer trying to cut them earlier. How much would you pay me to trim my pubes?

Mike

From *********@yahoo.com to Mike Anderson

Mike,

Sorry but we do not trim pubic hair. This is more of a hair dying and styling place.

Thanks!

From Mike Anderson to *********@yahoo.com

That works for me too. My pubes are very curly, but I've always wanted to get them straightened. Would you be able to do that? Maybe you could put some highlights in, and just shape up my split ends. Also, do you have some kind of conditioner that would take care of my crabs problem? My prescription ointment doesn't really do the job.

Where are you located? I am free all day tomorrow.

From *********@yahoo.com to Mike Anderson

Mike we work on HEADS ONLY. SORRY.

From Mike Anderson to *********@yahoo.com

Here's what I am willing to do. You style my pubes, and I'll accept $40 cash instead of $50. You can even donate my pubes to those people with cancer who need hair, if you want.

From *********@yahoo.com to Mike Anderson

NO. That is disgusting. Leave us alone!
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JON (2010-08-16 16:56:35)
LOL
Layla (2010-08-09 18:25:47)
AHAHAHA..
letkro is a tool (2010-08-07 20:57:01)
Shut the fuck up dude your an idiot
Lektro (2010-08-02 21:02:17)
I srsly want to see the ones where they troll you back. Who's with me?
I love this site. (2010-07-09 16:01:25)
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josh (2010-07-09 08:49:41)
thas fucking hilarious...wy the hell it isn't in the top rated....man look at the way she kept frikkin' cool...i thought she would really get pissed on that pube thingy...=P
angela (2010-06-24 22:10:56)
LOLOLLLLLLLL this one should be in the top rated
Lynn (2010-06-21 12:41:18)
"Always wanted to straighten them" LMAO
David (2010-06-19 06:45:54)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
CC (2010-06-13 08:10:36)
"You can even donate my pubes to those people with cancer who need hair". Dear Zeus, that is so funny!!!
jamal (2010-06-06 09:31:37)
hey i am interested in buying some chicken i live at this place now send me dumb dumb emails ha ha
Ryan (2010-05-30 20:38:11)
omg this is so f### funy
Shavedcunt (2010-05-14 01:50:54)
Deadset how good was that!
Shavedcunt (2010-05-14 01:50:53)
Deadset how good was that!
Dillon (2010-05-08 18:08:13)
You can even donate my pubes to those people with cancer who need hair, if you want. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Name (2010-05-05 01:41:45)
Styled pubes... very nice!
UncleEbineezer (2010-05-01 23:38:54)
:Claps furiously, then pounds a beer:
kristen (2010-04-26 21:27:54)
as a hair stylist i loved this 1 hahaha
poor poor pubes (2010-03-28 19:00:34)
fuckin ledgend man (:
anon (2010-03-09 05:21:49)
this guy is a fucking legend!@!@!
F*ckYouVeryMuch! (2010-03-07 12:20:05)
LMFAO! This guy is a genius!
anonymous (2010-02-16 17:58:59)
we work on HEADS ONLY... cough
Dita (2010-02-15 21:53:46)
I'll give him this...the guy can paint a disgusting word picture. I love him.
MRguyandhis2 (2010-02-13 22:28:32)
ive always wanted highlights lmao
Pubes101 (2010-02-12 16:47:39)
Stuff is great. KEEP IT UP !

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