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Wood Chipper Rental
Posted at: 2009-12-23 11:41:39
Original ad:
670cc commercial wood chipper/shredder for sale. Little bit of rust but works great. Contact Joe - ***********@gmail.com
$4000 OBO
From Me to ***********@gmail.com:

Hi Joe,

Is the wood chipper still for sale?

Thanks,

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

Yes, I still have the wood chipper.

From Me to Joe ******:

I don't have $4000, but what I do have is $200 and a need for use of a wood chipper for about half an hour. Would I be able to rent it from you for $200?

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

I don't see why not. What are you using it for?

From Me to Joe ******:

Don't worry about that. So would I be able to swing by and pick it up in my truck, then bring it back about an hour later? I can leave my driver's license as collateral.

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

First you need to tell me what the chipper is being used for or you can find someone else.

From Me to Joe ******:

Okay, I'll try to explain my situation. My cat just had a litter of kittens, and I can't get rid of them. I tried giving them to my friends and putting ads online, but nobody wants them. I even tried releasing them into the wild but they keep coming back to my house. I can't stand these little fuckers pissing everywhere and clawing up my furniture. So I figure my next option is to put them down. I can't afford to have it done professionally, so I think a wood chipper would be the next most humane way. I looked up your model and saw it has a 6 inch input, which I think will be perfect for me.

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

.......................................wow. No.

From Me to Joe ******:

Why not? It is an easy $200 for you. Can't you just pretend I took it to mulch some wood?

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

No. You are a sick sick sick sick sick person.

From Me to Joe ******:

I'll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course). Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all around the input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean.

Mike
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I like this site about the wood chipper.
Lauren (2013-12-02 16:23:39)
OMG! Just spit coffee out at my desk because I laughed too hard!
mewow! (2013-11-06 19:08:37)
This was Purrrrfect!
Larry Love (2013-10-04 21:34:31)
This is the best idea I have ever read!
lee_terry_jr (2013-09-19 11:57:22)
I personally would have said yes. Its an easy 200 bucks, it wouldnt hurt the chipper, and its not my problem if he wants to do it.
Timothy (2013-07-30 20:40:33)
@mlar You're an idiot..
mlar (2013-06-22 13:08:31)
wouldnt want to b a friend first time he got pissed off he would do something violent he should b arrested by the ASPCA
Katarina (2013-06-11 15:52:40)
If they get shredded its their own damn fault, my hands are clean...... LOLOLOl i laughed so hard :)
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".......................................wow. No." Best response ever
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TigerladyNZ (2013-02-06 18:04:00)
@Miss Sarcasm - mulched or not?
:) (2013-01-27 19:48:55)
not mulched, of course. LOL
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If you don't think this is funny you need to find yourself a sense of humor... This is HILARIOUS!
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Jim (2012-09-26 23:51:45)
OMG HAHA
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Buttseks
Sidolfas (2012-08-23 20:08:27)
(Not mulched of course) LMFAO
adam (2012-08-04 04:18:33)
"That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean." brought tears to my eyes, cant stop laughing!!!

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