Apologetic Nationals Fan
Posted at: 2009-06-30 10:20:10
I am trying to get 2 tickets to the Nationals vs. Red Sox on Thursday, June 25th. I'm willing to pay up to $40.
From Mike Partlow to **********@**********.org
Hello, I do not have tickets to the Nationals, but I do have a video tape of my 7-year-old's little league team game last week. He plays for the Arby's Allstars, and they beat the Smith Hardware Little Leaguers. I am sure it will be way more entertaining than watching the Nationals get their ass whooped for the 49th time this season.
From austin ******* to Me
Fuck yourself, asshole.
From Mike Partlow to austin *******
Austin, my 7-year-old son was on the computer and he read your very offensive e-mail. Now he is going around telling everyone to "fuck themselves." Me and my wife tried to raise him to be a kid who doesn't curse, but thanks to your profanity, he thinks it is okay. I demand an apology from you.
From austin ******* to Me
You want my apology? Go fuck yourself.
From Mike Partlow to austin *******
I did have the tickets; I was just messing around with you. They were good seats - 10 rows back from third base. I was going to sell them both for $30. I would rather burn them, however, if you don't apologize. If you do apologize, the tickets will be yours.
From Mike Partlow to austin *******
From austin ******* to Me
I'm sorry about your kid.
From Mike Partlow to austin *******
Hah, what a sucker. I made you look like little bitch in front of my 7-year-old son. I don't actually have any tickets. Thanks for helping me teach my son a lesson about how not to keep your dignity.
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RoXas Saix (2011-03-30 00:37:25)
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@mason I sit in the nosebleed section at Dodgers stadium for 20$ for a family of 5.
And the Nationals give away their tickets.
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@ Fine Ass (2011-03-21 05:08:13)
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anonymous (2011-03-18 15:15:04)
To lol: American sports are so much better than sissy European sports where you have to fake injuries on the field! Here is America we play basically the same game but without all of your shit pussy players! How is US sports gay?
anonymous cont. (2011-03-09 01:26:59)
angered folks such as yourself likely to get owned by Mike. Have a nice day =)
anonymous (2011-03-09 01:26:07)
Hi, hullo, excuse me sir "fine ass," but there's really no need to get your panties in a twist over people expressing their emotions. Comment sections are precisely meant for such purposes. Interestingly enough, 'twould be such easily ange
Fine Ass (2011-03-08 02:23:42)
Hey, nobody cares if you're LYAO or if you can't hold your bladder. The emails are funny. Your comments are NOT.
@cleetus (2011-02-28 04:52:05)
Your right it is still there but they added your reply to Timmy as an example. Dumbass
YOU WANT MY PUSSY (2011-02-26 17:27:03)
I LOVE how the dude still apologized after all that!
floorp (2011-02-20 18:47:51)
Hey Derp I think you just got owned, you gullible fuck.
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Greetings from Chile!
lol (2011-02-12 07:21:55)
It's funny because all european sports are gay :')
jack (2011-01-29 08:53:18)
Hey Derp. If you check out the rest of the site you'll see that Cleetus makes a point of misinterpreting the replies. he fucks with the replies so that dickwads like you bite. Now who got owned. lol.
Derp (2011-01-23 14:17:27)
Hey Cleetus I think you just got owned, you gullible fuck.
Cleetus (2011-01-23 08:43:05)
Hey Timmy Taboo , I checked the dictionary and the word gullible is still there. I think you have been misinformed. maybe someone was messing with you.
anonymous (2010-12-09 22:51:30)
has anyone noticed this was posted after the game? like a month!!
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Fuck me (2010-11-28 00:01:10)
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Fake. No one goes grom extreme rude 2 "sry bout ur kid" just like that
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That guy totally deserved it. Did he really think he was going to get tickets for $40. You couldn't get seats in the nosebleed section for $40.
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What a Bitch!
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Person (2010-08-17 21:18:52)
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Who am I? (2010-04-15 20:47:23)
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lol (2010-04-07 06:42:43)
"Thanks for helping me teach my son a lesson about how not to keep your dignity." LOL!
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omg!! i have tears in my eyes. so fuckin funny!
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i actually have the tickets lmao.
that was @shuturpieh (2010-02-11 12:02:57)
Whoops I'm not shuturpiehole (not that there is anything wrong with that)
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I like the ones where they can't tell right away that it's a joke rather than the ones that just insult out of the box - like "Rehomo Beach"
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Distributed teh pwn once again.
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THAT WAS AWESOME!!
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A W E S O M E
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This was funny, but I like the Nats. D:
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I want to see some tits
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Libra (2009-11-10 21:13:02)
Motherfucker got his ass kicked!
Alex (2009-11-10 11:33:48)
what's ironic is I went to that game and the nationals actually won
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"I made you look like little bitch" pahahaha!
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Fuck yo couch
nigga (2009-11-07 14:15:31)
Fuck yo couch
ILoveVagina (2009-10-30 23:27:58)
''Thanks for helping me teach my son a lesson about how not to keep your dignity.'' shit is priceless!! Hahaha
Brenda (2009-10-27 22:01:24)
Haha, they could make a show out of shit like this....funniest stuff I ever read, makes you laugh out loud!!!!!!!
heyhey (2009-10-27 17:15:27)
NiggerMan (2009-10-24 00:18:35)
Pfft Pwned ;)
anonymous (2009-10-12 14:14:26)
I love making fun of the nats, my season tickets are 10 rows back from third base... quit stalking me
DJ (2009-10-06 12:23:34)
"I made you look like little bitch in front of my 7-year-old son" LMAO i would feel ashamed if someone told me that
super cum (2009-10-05 22:28:47)
anonymous (2009-10-01 14:51:31)
HYSTERICAL! people at my work are looking at me cause i am randomly laughing my ass off
Gundoshbe (2009-09-29 12:00:35)
El Tiburon (2009-09-25 20:40:30)
Fucking awesome dude.
seekingmonkey (2009-09-19 15:13:10)
Mike is really funny, but the most outrageous parts for me are when the people actually go along with it. "I'm sorry about your kid." I fucking lost it.
tobias (2009-09-17 15:21:31)
This is so fucking funny! Me and my friends just found this and it is awesom!! /sweden
LOL (2009-09-12 00:02:49)
This is funnier than the kitten one haha loved it
JewBait (2009-09-11 15:58:31)
Damn that was funny
Nina (2009-09-10 10:49:35)
Orange (2009-09-09 00:06:47)
Omg too funny! I love the last line "Thanks for helping me teach my son a lesson about how not to keep your dignity."
G-Ice (2009-09-08 14:03:36)
lol (2009-09-08 06:19:54)
lol he got OWNED
t-bone (2009-09-07 12:56:14)
this is the best e-mail on your site! hilarious!
... (2009-09-01 21:50:23)
funniest thing i've ever read
amaaazing (2009-09-01 16:09:21)
Emma is a slut (2009-08-31 16:07:03)
Dont do it!!!! Emma has all kinds of diseases.... I found out the hard way
emma (2009-08-31 08:26:38)
omg u r so funny i want to know u in person
nathan (2009-08-28 10:27:37)
A&T & T&A (2009-08-27 20:05:42)
Oh my god, too funny, laughed so hard i peed a little, and then shit myself.
Taylor (2009-08-27 16:43:50)
That was awesome! Nicely done!
Pete (2009-08-26 09:40:07)
I would so love to know you in person! You are the funniest, quick witted SOB I've ever seen!
Dave M. (2009-08-25 21:56:48)
Offer on both tickets: $30
Complete PWNage: Priceless
hhahaz (2009-08-25 02:43:58)
rofllmfaozz i lauf so hard my ass falls offz
sweden (2009-08-22 06:53:44)
HJZ (2009-08-21 08:42:51)
N-l-GGER (2009-08-20 16:11:48)
anonymous (2009-08-20 07:17:24)
I can't believe how rude people are. Austin had it coming to him.
LuVi (2009-08-18 17:08:05)
You are a bad genious!
anonymous (2009-08-18 13:52:57)
This is one of the best ones! I was laughing so hard it was hard to breath
new guy (2009-08-17 14:08:56)
Mike, you're evil evil man.
Do you want to be my friend?
ROFL (2009-08-17 13:00:47)
That was the best
anonymous (2009-08-17 09:43:01)
that was the best of all XD
Duygu (2009-08-17 09:22:47)
anonymous (2009-08-17 02:04:46)
this shit is great
anonymous (2009-08-13 16:31:04)
that was priceless
Kevi (2009-08-13 16:23:35)
Billybob (2009-08-10 11:21:29)
This site is hilarious!!
i (2009-08-07 17:53:16)
am fucking dying over here.. this is money.
i think i might donate. this is just ridiculous
G-not (2009-08-07 13:45:29)
fuck you ricko why the fuck do you put me up like that..
anonymous (2009-08-07 10:19:12)
"Mike"- You should get paid for this!
Duncan (2009-08-06 20:14:45)
That was funny!
lolwut222 (2009-08-06 17:11:48)
are these REAL emails?
vidvibe (2009-08-06 06:47:29)
haha... you actually made him apologize
duncan (2009-08-02 20:15:00)
i wish i had a dad like this
DonkeyPunch (2009-08-01 03:36:32)
You guys all suck shit
steve (2009-07-31 00:30:15)
Obviously fake, there's no such thing as a Nationals fan.
haha (2009-07-30 11:54:24)
AHAHAHAHA wow, :P that was good! keep these coming!
anonymous (2009-07-29 18:30:50)
that was awesome
anonymous (2009-07-29 16:42:11)
anonymous (2009-07-28 08:30:22)
JCR (2009-07-27 11:01:18)
Oh man, this might just be my favourite one!
Anonymous (2009-07-27 10:50:13)
Last reply= genius. Very funny, 5/5
anonymous (2009-07-26 18:57:20)
Shitpants (2009-07-25 15:05:13)
Duncan's Sister (2009-07-10 15:53:57)
YOO BITCHES DUNCAN JUST FARTED IN MY EYE IT WAS GREAT.!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks I just shit in my pants from laughing so fucking hard.
Richard Simmons. (2009-07-24 20:00:04)
WHOOPS! Sorry, that comment was meant for the one BEFORE this! I'm such a silly.
Richard Simmons (2009-07-24 19:57:06)
Tsch. Too bad, I have this absolutely FABULOUS pink sparkly Bentley! Great for cats!
lolz (2009-07-23 22:59:05)
lol what a bitch
WHAT (2009-07-23 15:27:19)
OMG, what a a-hole. I love it
lucas (2009-07-22 15:48:37)
luke (2009-07-21 09:23:32)
this site is so cash - - - - feel free "luke" to stroke your bro's dick instead of ever returning here, gaylord
odie (2009-07-22 13:55:17)
@Wow-whatever craigslisting is funny as shit
luke (2009-07-21 09:23:32)
this site is so cash
Beck (2009-07-20 22:08:10)
This is some funny shit
The Razor Xtreme (2009-07-20 13:18:55)
Awesome as fuck! ROFL
rafael navarro (2009-07-19 16:02:52)
hahahahah fucking idiot. douch bag. i wondered if that guy was an orphan no body was able to help him . he needs help
chip (2009-07-18 09:13:42)
I hurt myself laughing!
greasebox (2009-07-17 12:31:37)
bahahahahaa thats funny
Wow (2009-07-15 22:55:10)
I am amazed, this site is like craigslisting, but ACTUALLY FUNNY. you use the gratuitous resource you have well.
b-town (2009-07-15 15:34:10)
ajsdlkfnadsf;lk... and I jizzed in my pants. So funny.
GregDinowitz (2009-07-15 14:30:53)
hilarious. more! more!
dwalk (2009-07-15 08:08:16)
SWeet Gal (2009-07-14 17:27:11)
I came twice!!
SWeet Gal (2009-07-14 16:04:18)
lolololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O M G!!! TTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCKINFUNNY!!!
Sam Miller (2009-07-14 16:01:35)
Stan Tomas (2009-07-14 09:03:25)
OMG! "I made you look like a bitch in front of my 7 yo"...too fucking funny!!!
anonymous (2009-07-14 01:19:45)
HAHAHA!! dude best one yet
jesse (2009-07-13 21:38:24)
this couldn't had been any better! you rock man! seriously!
giambo (2009-07-13 08:23:24)
Fattybash (2009-07-11 10:59:56)
anonymous (2009-07-10 20:23:09)
best site ever
Fuck "Pwnd?" (2009-07-10 12:51:17)
Pwnd? Um.. your a bitch. Just fucking dig a ditch and die in it please for the sake of your awkward ass post please do this one thing for me.. thanks. =]
Dave (2009-07-10 09:15:15)
oh god.. laughing so hard.. good one.
Pwnd? (2009-07-10 04:56:31)
I think not. You got pwned. He said he was sorry for you kid. He did not apologize to you. IOW, he was sorry that the "7 yo" had a "father" such as you. Heh.
Warren (2009-07-09 19:19:20)
this one made me cry and laugh so hard... i think my neighbors might have heard me. it was freakin 2 in the morning when i found this page.
mothafuckaaa (2009-07-09 15:32:27)
me (2009-07-08 16:43:45)
Big Dick Guy (2009-07-08 15:51:24)
Ya hit me up skank show me ur tits
HotBitchWithNudePics (2009-07-08 14:41:39)
any fuckers wanna go on webcam?
Jack Inoff (2009-07-08 14:40:31)
Hahahahah PWNED MOTHERFUCKER!
Dan Boyle (UK) (2009-07-07 15:57:07)
This is especially hilarious!
Lootie (2009-07-07 11:14:33)
this is funny I just wish it wasn't a Nationals fan. We have enough problems
sophie (2009-07-07 01:32:07)
anonymous (2009-07-06 15:45:41)
lol (2009-07-05 22:23:28)
i post a link on facebook every day for this/.
Huni (2009-07-04 18:23:30)
hahahahah!!! oh man, this shit just keeps on getting better.
darkYuris (2009-07-04 13:09:43)
Whoever writes this stuff - i would be glad to see RSS. This shit is amazing...
Tuhs (2009-07-03 00:18:33)
hhahaha funny shit
giggly guy (2009-07-03 00:01:05)
this one is awesome
brandon420 (2009-07-02 15:54:59)
Erik (2009-07-01 23:22:12)
You're hilarious, but yo
anonymous (2009-07-01 22:25:17)
I've been inspired to do my own and have come up with some rely funny ones.
Admin - if you'd like to collaborate, let me know.
PeteMF'ingTownshend (2009-07-01 20:25:08)
You kick ass, dude. Keep it the fuck up!
Ricardo (2009-07-01 20:03:47)
Ronny (2009-07-01 18:19:46)
I live in Germany and english is not my passion but i love this page !!!
anonymous (2009-07-01 17:28:11)
monopoly (2009-07-01 10:03:46)
That is the best one I have read. CLASSIC
Mitch (2009-07-01 08:11:44)
Hilarious stuff. I post a link to this site on Facebook every few days. I'm tryin' to spread the word!
CG (2009-07-01 04:52:59)
The best part about this is that this dude wanted the tickets so bad that he was not only wil
apsof (2009-07-01 03:03:08)
frAnkmAc (2009-07-01 01:56:02)
;) that's no guy, but a pussy ..
Alicia (2009-07-01 01:40:34)
dj (2009-07-01 00:27:03)
this is funny that guy got so owned haaaaa
bikeracer (2009-06-30 23:39:02)
The best idea for the funniest shit on the web! Better than porn! Keep them coming!!!
Anthony (2009-06-30 21:27:03)
You know what you should do, you should get an RSS feed, this way I won't have to waste my time checking your site for updates!
i love kayla (2009-06-30 21:18:37)
It doesn't matter, you still sound hot
kayla (2009-06-30 20:46:31)
You know I'm a guy right?
i love kayla (2009-06-30 20:19:49)
i would do you kayla, you sound hot
mikenimzo (2009-06-30 20:08:10)
def a sox fan
Julio Paco (2009-06-30 19:27:33)
Oh man you have my entire office rolling with this shit. Please keep em' coming!
Tmack (2009-06-30 19:08:55)
Haha best one.
Austin (2009-06-30 18:22:37)
my wife and I
An (2009-06-30 17:31:12)
I love this website so much. Could somebody create a fan page on Facebook? People need to know about this site.
F.B.AIGHT (2009-06-30 17:18:12)
can't stop laughing, one of your best
kayla (2009-06-30 16:41:29)
i truly hope that wasnt my dad you were talking to. ha, but if it was, it just makes it all the better. ^_^
Niki (2009-06-30 16:36:34)
You gotta put them in their place.
anonymous (2009-06-30 16:18:25)
hahaha what a loser
brizz (2009-06-30 15:46:30)
haha good stuff. How do you come up with this stuff? Im sure theres tons of funny material you never get responses to.
Mark (2009-06-30 15:23:01)
Amazing! This guy is a hero!!
tbone_chi (2009-06-30 14:49:04)
This is without doubt the funniest site on the web. Please don't ever stop. I need more posts.
$aze (2009-06-30 14:35:16)
anonymous (2009-06-30 14:24:08)
LoLz Cool a new hobby... Annoying Craig's List advertisers..
Raazge (2009-06-30 13:56:40)
haha what a sucker, why did he think that you were really serious if you messed around in first place?
threeskimo (2009-06-30 13:44:07)
I need to stop reading these at work. My co-workers must think I'm annoying.
Wrong Team (2009-06-30 13:10:29)
Should Read: Apologetic Red Sox Fan.
swanny (2009-06-30 11:38:40)
hahahahahahaha i can't believe he bought it....
Nick (2009-06-30 11:20:01)
Best... site... ever!
Hot Chick (2009-06-30 11:05:03)
I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :a
hahahaha (2009-06-30 11:03:51)
xD (2009-06-30 10:54:31)
anonymous (2009-06-30 10:45:09)
i laughed so hard at your last reply.
admin (2009-06-30 10:35:41)
I couldn't believe it when the guy replied. He must have really wanted those tickets.
mi-au (2009-06-30 10:33:28)
unbelievable!!! "im sorry for the kid"
anonymous (2009-06-30 10:29:12)
YEs what a powned guy
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